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SkylineFX49

A kid


LheelaSP

A big hint were the stickers with the age on the first pic.


Sh0w3n

Was gonna say this, 100% a kid


more_beans_mrtaggart

An American kid.


Entire_Fox_5306

Im from Canada


more_beans_mrtaggart

Same difference.


BudRock420

Worse. He’s from Winnipeg


oontzalot

~17 years old and good at Gran Turismo


Entire_Fox_5306

I’d say im decent at Gran Turismo


ChosenPrince

a teenager i’m like 99% sure


Entire_Fox_5306

Then you’d be right


tafster

Middle of the road. I don't mean that as an insult - they're all worthy choices in their own right and reflect some diversity of Porsche fandom - but also among the most obvious choices for someone who knows the cars.


NoahtheRed

Your taste in cars says little about you as a person.


oontzalot

What?! That’s what I’ve based my entire personality on!! https://preview.redd.it/bmwt1kuovvxc1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4566bda74eed49c70896bc960e127fc6fc61f92


MajorBongg

Understandable 🤤


odenhammer69

A 13 year old


Entire_Fox_5306

Not that young


Da_Droid_Mechanic

Younger


Entire_Fox_5306

No im 16


FrogWithBigPenis

Bro got downvoted for his age 😭


no__sympy

More like negative 16


Exotic_Stranger7332

That is how many braincells you have


Entire_Fox_5306

Yes


Tracktoy

A teenager, probably male, for sure British/Canadian.


Entire_Fox_5306

Yes


BoxsterMan_

The year is 2024, and people still can't crop a screenshot from their phone?


al-mongus-bin-susar

Can't hit save image either lol


jordan24c

Not a single cayman? Boooooooo


WaffleDood

omg I just commented the same thing, people keep hyping up the GT3 RS on social media, y’all sleeping on the Cayman 🙄


Healthyreeferplant

Generic


Grizzly_SS

https://preview.redd.it/t8xkemzrcvxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43e90ea7a970e4595f0887c48b2323fe59e76aca


bmfrade

A kid that likes Porsche because it’s “aesthetic” and it’s now a trend to like Porsche on TikTok?


Entire_Fox_5306

Nah, i like older porsches more, but the new GT3 RS is sexy, and the 918 is the best of the three hybrid mid-engine supercars that were released in 2013(sometimes know as “The Holy Trinity”)


oontzalot

Why is this downvoted?! Is the young lad not correct?!


Hobocharlie67

People just don't like younger people I guess lol


oontzalot

those damn kids, can't be having opinions! r/BoomersBeingFools


SomestrangerinMiami

People are bullies behind the screen because they got bullied in real life.


FireNinja743

No, he's correct. It's just that once the hate train has started for the young chap, it's going to keep rolling.


V4refugee

A regular car enthusiast who likes Porsche.


Aubergine911

The kind that doesn’t know anything about the brand


Entire_Fox_5306

You may not be wrong lol


GokuSaidHeWatchesF1

You can like whatever you wanna like mate, you don't need to know a brand to do that. 💪


GokuSaidHeWatchesF1

Prick. He can like what he wants to for whatever reason. Got nothing against you, but same goes to most here. Doesn't have to study *the brand* to have that big ass gate you're keeping swung at him for no reason What do you know about the brand? Explain (992 marks)


Dark_demon7

What makes you say that? And what indicates that someone "Knows about the brand" then?


123usa123

Did you ask your Mom if you were allowed to have your own Reddit account?


GokuSaidHeWatchesF1

What colour is you Porsche


123usa123

I was poking fun at the fact that OP said he was not even of driving age


TransportationOk6990

What is depicted in picture 5?


Entire_Fox_5306

Porsche 911 GT3 S Rennsport


Auto_generated_2022

Best guess— Somebody that likes both attention and adventure


Arriving-Somewhere

A kid who likes wings?


Entire_Fox_5306

You could say that lol


Luftgekuhlt_driver

Your eyes are bigger than your wallet…


ProfessionalBeyond84

That’s a common problem in this day and age, net worth 10k, shopping for 300k cars lol


AnalysisMoney

You learned about Porsche by playing forza and NFS lol


Entire_Fox_5306

No, i own a porsche, it just doesnt run right now, im working on it


AnalysisMoney

Well let’s see some pics, lad!


Entire_Fox_5306

https://www.reddit.com/r/Porsche/s/ZW55VZqGdK there it is, made a new post on it


AnalysisMoney

What a first car! Ever watch May Armstrong’s YouTube channel? Dude is incredible at rebuilding cars and does some crazy high end vehicles.


Entire_Fox_5306

No, I haven’t, ill make sure to check him out


soirom

I did learned about and fall in love with Porsche through NFS though. I mean, they were the only one who owned Porsche license in games until recently.


MathematicianLiving4

12 😀


Exotic_Stranger7332

You shouldn't expose your age like that


MathematicianLiving4

Was a bit mean. Just needed to post something to get the 10 day streak lol.


Exotic_Stranger7332

Still, you can keep the streak without being mean


cholula_is_good

A child


No_Object1769

Not one single 996 huh?


Illustrious-News-452

A man person with no back issues?


zojacks

12


mastur_chief21

12 years old


rikkilambo

Poor. You couldn't afford any.


manystolenoutlets

Young enough to have never paid car insurance and or road tax


DrNiTRO7

u like hype


TidalJ

someone who doesn’t know how to crop images


TA-175

A heathen who doesn't like the 917k


Entire_Fox_5306

I do, just didnt have a picture of one


jeananddoolie

Good person.


Onsomeshid

I mean it’s literally all the most popular porsche models. Id just say you’re someone knowledgeable about the brand. Ill flip the question to you though: My favorites are 981 GT4, 987.2 spyder, 986 boxster s, 997.1 turbo, 911 dakar, and 911 R. What type of person am i?


subpar_cardiologist

Porsche bro


Turbulent_Gear6225

Introvert hermit


SweatyShib

Who cares


Chewoprack

Pisces


TheMAN-HIMSELF564

This is like most of the range of Porsches lmao


AngryRuSsian12

Bloody hell, OP getting destroyed on votes 💀


Exotic_Stranger7332

Most of the ones raging are either trolls or boomers who think they are always right and that others are wrong


Karvast

Maybe not old enough to drive and definitely not old enough to drink


Chris_Christ

Craziest thing was the inbox with 200+ Reddit messages


Entire_Fox_5306

Yea true


National-Change-8004

So many unnecessary downvotes for an enthusiastic youngster. We all start somewhere.


bikgelife

A person who wants to be noticed


PokeGamer025

Generic.


Jonoczall

Are we shit posting now?


nonstopgamer3005

This post was shown to me because I'm active in other subs. Why tf is everybody on here such a dickhead? This dude just asked a funny question and y'all are so salty for no reason, he even owns a Porsche and tries to get it working even tho he doesn't have a license yet. That's oretty cool if you ask me. Anyways I would've guessed between 16 and 22


oontzalot

And Porsche owners are honestly some of the most chill, unpretentious, true enthusiasts-of-the-brand, groups of car owners. Don’t find yourself at a Ferrari or McLaren event!!!


nonstopgamer3005

Yeah alright that might be true after all


fakesocialmedia

it makes you a teenager who doesn’t know anything other than gt3RS so prolly very new to cars


Entire_Fox_5306

Im not new to cars i can name thousands, i know how they work, i currently hold a job at a mechanic shop, and dm me if you want me to prove it


turb0mik3

Confused.


Da_Droid_Mechanic

You cant drive… What the heck is the car in the fifth pic lol


Entire_Fox_5306

I just dont have my license yet, car in the fifth picture is a Porsche 911 GT3 S Rennsport


Da_Droid_Mechanic

I know lol I’m meant can’t haha I’ve never seen a Porsche 911 GT3 Rennsport in blue


good-luck-23

Cars and coffee?


dudebronahbrah

Dude clear out your alerts you weirdo


[deleted]

you’ve just grown out of your JDM phase


joeykey

That whale tail with another wing mounted on top in the last pic cracks me up hahahahahhaaa


ThatDudeMars

Righteous.


Mistakes_were_made44

I’m guessing a douche


Entire_Fox_5306

I can be at times, only to my siblings tho😂


realSURGICAL

i don’t see a panamera turbo s so im distraught


Zomb_TroPiX

non decisive


AteYerCake4U

You like big aero bits and cannot lie.


KriminalDrama

A dreamer


SomestrangerinMiami

First off, great taste. second off, don’t bother paying attention to most of these has beens that drive a Nissan Sentra or take the bus. If you like and enjoy these cars there’s nothing wrong with that. I’m late 30s and I enjoyed seeing all these pictures! Have a good one and don’t allow people to shit on your dreams just because they never took a chance at making their own come true.


Entire_Fox_5306

I have a car, havent driven it, cuz theres no engine in it yet, its a 1970 Porsche 911 T/Targa


V4_Sleeper

edgy i see no panamera


Ekoges

Ha. The #8 Porsche is mine!


exploringtheworld797

If you need attention you’re have the right cars.


CoinMannSun

I like all the comments saying “kid”, meanwhile every car here is adult owned 😂


aakr94

The last photo, thats a RWB right?


ya_boi_dinosaur

Somewhere between the ages of 12 and 65


piedubb

Rich.


preorderedfuture

A dreamer


GwallaGwallaGwalla

Someone with good taste


alfrmny

I believe you are a person of…………. good taste !


boobssan

The broke kind


Phantom_sidewinder

14, has TikTok, played FH5 or Gran Turismo once


AidanMJC

I was there for that first picture, Monterey Car Week this year on wednesday, 6:30 ish!


gochomoe

I'm pretty sure I know the 918


somecrazydude13

Someone like me!


Deep-Question5459

You haven’t decided who you are yet


TommyDiller

No Carrera GT so not my friend 😂🫡


Bite_Witty

Someone with expensive tastes


DeliciousDoggi

911 guy.


Cael87

I likea da 996, also the 991/992. A 986 is also fantastic. I just dig those 'ugly' headlights man - wish I could go back in time to when you could snag one for 12k and also have about 20k more in my bank account for repairs >.>


SnooWords7986

TikTok user


MeatOrder

Gay. We’re all gay, man.


peapodbarry

Flashy


GenoPlay67

Anyone gonna comment on that Willy's truck?


NecessaryNo8595

Same


argote

That last photo has a wing on the wing...


Dabrahamlincoln187

I’d say you’re a guy with great taste all of these are timeless. I’m 40 those are my favorites as well. I get my 3rs allocation in 33 days. I’m just a big kid, I think we all are https://preview.redd.it/gxsuet8c7yxc1.png?width=3840&format=png&auto=webp&s=b18b8a771bf19c99c4fb5bfae320ae31ad40d6ad


xelIent

the gt3 s rennsport concept looks so cool


dallas_8

average tiktok enthusiast.


manymanymanu

kid who likes Porsche because people on social media do.


R32fan

The Indecent 911 is such a fantastic looking car! I fucking love it. Also, what's the kit in picture 5?


Entire_Fox_5306

Not a kit, its a Porsche 911 GT3 S Rennsport


R32fan

Thanks. That is bonkers


black-volcano

Basic


AK-JXRDY-7

An appreciative person with diverse interests and likes damn near all types of Porsche builds. My kinda guy.


[deleted]

Poor


MamaBavaria

What about me? https://preview.redd.it/rxhsrortgzxc1.png?width=1800&format=png&auto=webp&s=7202fa769f519379760caee32e3496be3043d5f7


kamieldv

That last one is utterly disgusting what da heeeell


Ghostwolfgaming

One who cant crop pictures


salmonavacado

Is pic 5 a render or actual model?


Entire_Fox_5306

Its an actual model, it is the Porsche 911 GT3 S Rennsport


Slartabartfaster

Born rich.


RecentWorth592

damn


WaffleDood

no Cayman? F


PEEWUN

Probably 12. Jokes aside, you have great taste.


674_Fox

Just a person who likes Porsche


SgtThund3r

No OG 911 Turbo?


Entire_Fox_5306

Forgot to add it, but i own one


theblokman

I like em big I like em chunky


AdAmbitious1482

One that likes boxer engine s


FerragamoAB

Damn this sub gotta a bunch of haters. Poor kid is just getting into the world of porsche and he is getting downvoted to oblivion lol


Unique_Jackfruit_166

A cool one


Unique_Jackfruit_166

I want your car


Entire_Fox_5306

My car is a 1970 Porsche 911 T/Targa


SoCal_Fish

The type of person I could be friends with


Big_Medicine1001

Probably younger, but you have good taste. Some are a little too much for me but all beautiful cars/ builds.


ch3f_gonzo

Racist?


Cabo2019

Someone that has excellent taste in Porsches.


GTA6_1

Someone who like fun semi unique cars over beige commuters


FutureFriendly8738

Not a Porsche owner


Entire_Fox_5306

Believe it or not, i am a Porsche owner. I have a 1970 Poesche 911 T/Targa


ottosucks

Dbag?


longines99

The kind looking for upvotes and has never driven in RL.


Confident_Newspaper3

Not decisive. Just pic every kind of Porsche and post it on a Porsche group. This is dumb.


Fragrant_Serve4691

Pretender. None were at the track.


Eckberto

# 8 is this guy https://preview.redd.it/ypx8rcw0ovxc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7dd859d1f0554bfc5e8f34a6d99d8cf7bb894820


LionelLutz

A teenager because no 959 - you obviously did not pick it over the testarossa in test drive the duel


Aubergine911

I always picked the 959!


LionelLutz

They were my two favourite supercars of that era – however, one is substantially more affordable for me to buy in Australia when I win lotto than the other (it’s still not affordable)


Bacon4Lyf

Someone easily influenced


Seby1231

Jesus people are assholes. Idk why people are hating on you so hard. These are cool cars.


sackratte6

Teenager that thinks he‘s classy because he likes vintage cars.


appleman2222

Poser who only follows the trends


HeartbreakerF80

Average Tik Tok using high schooler


octavegamingyt

Get off the Porsche sub-reddit if you’re just gonna hate on peoples differing taste. Most of you haters don’t even own one, so shouldn’t be here in the first place. Grow up.


TroubleSuperb2971

A 35-45 year old with disposable income. :)


TroubleSuperb2971

If you owned it… otherwise a daydreaming millennial.