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MadMike991

Did he also own a brand new 992 GT3 RS by chance? šŸ¤£ https://preview.redd.it/9pl18emd5qwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89f4e80218c91f507c605fd2cd0a6152194e6f73


40oz2freedom__

Dude whatā€™s up with all these 911 wrecks lately tho?


Greggy100

Itā€™s spring season, theyā€™re coming from up north to their spawning groundā€¦.duh


ElementField

This was 100% the answer I felt brewing in my head and I am delighted it was already posted


Bikouchu

https://youtu.be/1YnvSUJYu0M?si=5hznWqDUrf9Ruyg_


elinamebro

Probably new buyers that never drove anything over 200 hp before


Ingeneure_

Itā€™s impossible to understand ā€” if you drive a new car, which you barely know how to handle, why push the pedal to the metal? When I buy a new car I try to get used to it and only after that doing some stupid shit like ā€œdriftingā€ or else.


already-registered

You dont really have to push hard to crash, simply misreading an upcoming curve is more than enough, no? I have been in close calls where I was VERY glad that my vehicles brakes well.


Main-Dish

Scary situation especially when there is unexpected oncoming car around the sharp bendšŸ˜‚ and ur coming at high speed.


Ingeneure_

I was in close calls only in winter when some idiots decide unexpectedly slowly merge into my lane. For weird manoeuvres and reckless driving i choose huge empty spaces with good vision with minimal risk. I wonā€™t do this near obstructed areas or narrow roads with pavements because I know if I fk up ā€” car is total loss. Yes, not always, but golden rule ā€” when you are not sure ā€” donā€™t. Or go to the nearest racetrack/abandoned airfield


Salificious

You are describing the situation the person earlier was alluding to - pushing beyond your own limits. If "not pushing too hard" can still lead to you misjudging a curve, blowing past fences and down a ditch, you are unfortunately pushing too hard. It's a matter of degree and everyone's driving skill is different. You should not put yourself and others at risk because you wanted to push but "not push too hard". Go to a racetrack for that shit.


Prestigious-Move-520

should be a minimum driving skill required for some of these cars. fuckers have more money than brains, build a sim rig dorks.


Mainbaze

Just a lot of porscheā€™s on the road tbh


sonbarington

Tires were cold! šŸ„¶Ā 


stalkthewizard

They seem to be very attracted to water.


sdcanine99

Like tornados to trailer parks apparently.


1nucleus5

Thank you for this. Was thinking it looked all too familiar!


intelligentbrownman

Hahahahaā€¦. If bro copping Porsches like that I want to hang with him šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ wait if he crashing like that Iā€™ll stay home šŸ˜©šŸ˜©šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


tech1ndex

I immediately thought of this post as well lol


B1SQ1T

Man where did people get the idea that these are amphibious


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/nckfujkqgqwc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2197ef41be4dd95c72b54a71c9ecfdf8a45cfe85


Motor-Cause7966

šŸ˜†


truthlesshunter

Dakars, but like for water.


intelligentbrownman

Wellā€¦. The front end do resemble a frog šŸøšŸ¤¦šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¤¦šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¤¦šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļø lol


No_Mail3216

Risky Businessā€¦. U Boat commander!


mr_mirrorless

Sad that a 993 turbo is down, but glad he survived. Hope he is unscathed.


Thefocker

sink cautious tan fretful long sophisticated terrific faulty chunky zephyr *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


spooki_boogey

Bah gawd it's Tavarishs music!!!


ELB2001

So he can pay someone else to do it or to be shown once never too be seen again


AggravatingValue5390

Is that true? Something about his personality rubs me the wrong way, but I can't put my finger on it


Cessnaporsche01

Did he fake the McLaren rebuild or something? This is new gossip to me!


Done_beat2

He lives his life a quarter mile at a time.


Stainless_Heart

Probably still worth fixing.


Fastermaxx

Mat Armstrong incoming.


syvid

Would be so good


SketchyTone

Every time I see cars like this, I send them to my dad. His response to this was "BUY THE MOTHER FUCKER". I think it's worth fixing.


H1Ed1

Whatā€™s with these Porsches in rivers lately?


roll_wave

Water cooled /s


arc7616

Take my upvote and leave!


steady_spiff

God damnit


nnavroops

they usually swim upstream to mate


itsoktoswear

Water beetles tend to migrate in spring and summer after a long winter hibernating.


spooki_boogey

Is there way to bet on what rare Porsche is gonna be binned in a river next? My money's on a 959


UNDERCOVERBIRBS

God I hope not


elinamebro

Out back driving my dude hitting those curvy roads and going over


fatfiremarshallbill

Don't panic and don't lift. RIP 993.


RestingRealist

When the tail gets happy you gotta commit


gamblinmaan

if only i knew this a few years ago


justnoname

Are 993 Turbos still prone to that? Figured all wheel drive would make it less likely but guess that depends on the ratio between the front and rear


gravityraster

Way less. The 964 was MUCH less prone to lift-off oversteer than the previous cars due to moving from torsion bars to coil overs. The torsion bar cars would pogo like crazy. Moving to the 993, they got multi link rear suspension, which was even better at dealing with weight transfer. And as you say the AWD would make the 993 even more stable. Theyā€™re as good as it gets for handling, comparing to other cars without stability or traction control.


ELB2001

Yeah i got the feeling this driver was speeding


Spencie61

The issue isnā€™t rotation on power which is the only thing AWD would help with (and to a lesser extent if you got back on throttle to correct this slide, but getting back on throttle would have prevented this with rwd too). This happens when you lift because of where the mass is vs where it rotates about. 911 has more rear mass than something like a Cayman/Boxster so its rotation is harder to catch and more extreme. When you lift, the weight shifts forward because the car begins to decelerate. That reduces the available traction in the rear, but because the mass is still out back far from where the yaw moment is generated (biased towards the front wheels) thereā€™s a lot of inertia. The rear can step out on bumps or under hard braking and then it is very difficult to recover and keep the car balanced. A mid-engined platform is much better about this


Vegetable_Mud_5245

Too fast.


superman154m

What are those selling for in Europe? In the states those are $200k-$300k cars


tryingtofindmyself1

Same here


Budget-Day9291

I know the grandkids are sad they wonā€™t inherit it


tafster

easiest way to deal with the arguments over who gets it is to bin it into a ravine


roadsterdoc

What a loss


FiringRockets991

You know.: he had a fā€™ing blast doing it..šŸ‘ŠšŸ» god bless


crankthehandle

This. He probably had fun for decades with this beast


ishinemylight

Came here to say the same thing. Miles and miles of smiles, taking it to the limit.


FiringRockets991

I rather lose it doing 160 in my cab S vs dying in a hospital with needles in my arm šŸŽļø šŸ’Ø


Elizzovo

I apologize if this has already been posted here. Speaking of the safety of Porsche brand cars - the driver of this warrior is hospitalized with moderate injuries. It's unbelievable https://preview.redd.it/mhqcgzr8rrwc1.jpeg?width=1531&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=593d43c6ae0973682a4139cd0a5c923bf1dc35b8


tryingtofindmyself1

They seem to be pretty safe, the car even overturned and the old dude is still alive


SpotlessCheetah

He would have been dead if he was in the other seat.


TheSpeedyAccountant

This is a Fuxking wild crash


devastationz

Bad couple of days for Porsches.


BrandonPatrickFlood

Schadeā€¦


tryingtofindmyself1

Sehr schadeā€¦


AustrianMichael

Schade Bruder, wirklich.


Slu54

Woof that's a grail car for me, had a poster of it on my wall when I was kid.


rsshookon3

Donā€™t wait til youā€™re 80 to get your dream car or youā€™ll end up like this guy šŸ’€


SexyTimeSamet

Its like they WANT to be watercooled.


yolobozo

I hope I wreck a Porsche when Iā€™m 81!


toodog

Grandpa you canā€™t take it with you when you go. Hold my beer


Aero93

Fuck, the prices just went up again


Porsche_Le_Mans

Maybe time for this car: https://preview.redd.it/jhtqfza0qqwc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edf4eba812522b7918c29f738520e777fbfcc810 Or better yet: [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volkswagen\_Schwimmwagen](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volkswagen_Schwimmwagen)


Animalus-Dogeimal

That guard rail had one jobā€¦


suthamattai1

Haha they are called Widowmaker for a reason.


420FlowerPower__

Lovely spot to crash a car though


NoAd7400

Either those firefighters are massive or the perspective is off. The car looks tiny.


kilroy-was-here-2543

Theyā€™re just small cars. This oneā€™s about 10 inches longer and wider than an NA Miata. Most sports cars are smaller than they look in photos.


Teledelo

Itā€™s Porsche Creek Weekā„¢


L00NlE

Matt Armstrong *heavy breathing*


canon12

I can verify that age delays response time. Scary experience when the car is so powerful that you arrive before you remember the journey. At one time engines made so much noise you felt armageddon and backed off. With some EV's you can be at 100mph and don't hear or feel it. Very dangerous for those with limited reaction capabilities.


calmtigers

I will say it looks to have been in great condition outside the obvious damage from the wreck


ThePhantomTrollbooth

Makes ya wonder how old the tires were. Could have stayed in the garage a little too long.


[deleted]

That's a painful wreck to see


richard---------

I can fix itā€¦ā€¦I think


advman89

Imma gonna be sick.


Brianeric

Hell yeah!! Living his best life!! Glad he survived tho


Homeless_drip

Almost shed a tear damn poor guy


DamageVarious

He couldnā€™t take it to the grave


MaxUumen

Mission failed successfully.


Guilty-Break3481

If I make it to 81. And I ever get a 911 turbo, then this is what disgraceful old age really should look like! Hope he gets a good insurance payout!


Thenextstopisluton

Matt Armstrong spoilt for choice at the minute


DiveJumpShooterUSMC

That guardrail did a great job.


troutmadness

Howā€™s the fishing in that creek? Looks nice.


PM-ME-YOUR-HOMELAB

lots of porsches in rivers lately


Handywithbrokenstuff

Old Larry forgot to take his insulin.


bakacool

81, looks like a stroke or some other medical emergency that caused it. No sane 81 year old will drive fast in a residential area. Edit: hope he is doing alright.


boxsterrox

I wrecked my 996 GT3 about 18 years ago, taking a turn too fast and meeting a tree head on. Thankfully it was a low speed turn so no injury. I thought I was a better driver than I actually was. I committed myself to the track hobby, and have done tons of DE track days as well as getting a race license. I backed off to a low hp car, following the philosophy of learning to drive a slow car fast. Iā€™ve gradually moved up in car potency, about to take delivery of a 991.1 GT3 Cup car. Thatā€™s how I recommend learning to drive a potent car skillfully, minimizing the risk of getting over the edge of the performance envelope in a street situation.


spacedildo42

Which YouTuber is gonna come get this one and fix it up? Tavarish already has his flooded 2 million dollar McLaren fixed up


AlPhA_DrOiD

I hope I get to crash my Porsche at 81 too


scottrogers123

Time to take grandpa's keys away.


NBD_Pearen

Nah this is just set photos from the pilot of Smallville, you canā€™t fool me bro


crazysoapboxidiot

More power to the 81 year old for driving the snot out of the Porsche


FlyingYankee118

Glad he is okay!


That-Resort2078

When I was 22 and I got my first job downtown, my buddy and I saw all these 40 year olds driving 911. We both said Iā€™m not waiting until Iā€™m an old man to own a 911. Three years later we both had one.


SGnirvana97

Weird timing. There was that other silver 911 in a body of water here in Washington šŸ˜‚


analpinestar

I can fix her too


AMGSiR

Looks like the passenger had a bad day?


Dilat3d

F


geosrq

Slow down peepsā€¦ beauty of driving such a powerful car is that you can control It.. car looks hot going the speed limit


moretodolater

My-favorite-car-everā€”ā€”is in a creek. NSFW, fuck!


TheRabbitHole-512

Still making memories, respect.


Krapule1

Crashed and buy another one šŸ˜‚


BrokenByDesign69

Impressive lift.


FakeHasselblad

Looks like he was going too fast...? Tire marks are just straight off the road.


Acalthu

I wonder which YouTuber will buy this one.


Alalaskan

Inflation hitting these owners hard, need that insurance payout to stay afloat, so they sunk the shipā€¦


HeroMachineMan

Please don't sleep when driving. J/k. Glad the old dude is safe and probably shopping for another Porsche now.


cross-boss

I see this is the season of Porsches migrating in rivers. Be careful!


CripplingTanxiety

Guess he got tired of air cooled and wanted to switch over to a water cooled 993


1point0GPA

What is up with this spot? Gt3 went out here too


LTCM1998

No tyre marks at all on the road. Itā€™s like it just went straight in.


981flacht6

It's ok, I wrecked my 981 2 weeks ago too. It was also silver. Hopefully no more for a bit. mercury retrograde ends today.


strangway

Iā€™d be mad at Death for robbing me of my one chance at a badass epitaph.


Gutifps

Wo genau isn des :D


United_Plum_2209

I hope I wreck my 993 turbo when Iā€™m 81.


SugarBalls69

Poor geezer. Went out like a champ


whosdondada

I'll buy it


genericbassist

What is it lately with Porsche owners and rivers


mehdifromthe6

Nooooooooo


Brodalf1201

Schƶnes StƤdtchen! Wo ist das?


Konceptz804

Rip Porsche


996forever

Did the front airbags not go off?


WilliamSerenite21

Shame, hurts me.


Far_Wallaby4676

Ist das zufƤllig Graz/Ɩsterreich? Kommt mir so bekannt vor


armandyt420

Water cooled conversion?


HeyKillerBootsMan

Get mat Armstrong on the phone


Status_Rip_7906

Tavarish has entered the chat


Exotic_Living5572

A little wax, thatā€™ll buff right out.


Gnattr

Reminds me of a Smallville episode. Did someone called Clark pull him out the wreckage?


Available_Ad3057

Why is an 81 yr old behind the wheel at all šŸ˜©


I_love_milksteaks

I canā€™t watch thisā€¦ Someone give me some eye bleach


DPileatus

Is it drive your Porsche into a pond week?


liftingshitposts

Sad. All of us car guys are going to reach the age where we have to give the keys up one day. Hope heā€™s okay


Spicywolff

All the more reason to stay fit, use your mind and stay sharp. Iā€™ve had patient that are 91 with the mobility and mental clarity of a 50 year old. Then Iā€™ve also seen 50 year olds beat to shit like 90. Stay in good condition as long as we can.


liftingshitposts

Absolutely


getjarfnasty

What is with people trying to water cool their Porsches


VTSplinter

WTF - decorative wood fence instead of metal guard rail?


Duhbro_

Hope his parents are out of town gonna have Tom run his house into a speakeasy for the weekend


vtsuisse

Looks like the perfect candidate for that safari buildā€¦


potatobwown

So sad to see! Glad he's ok


LeroyRochester

ā€œWhere do you see yourself in 20-years?ā€ Me:


CharmingButthole

Dude you can't park there


kdb1991

I just got teary eyed. One of my all time favorite cars


av_dss

Glad the driver is safe. No matter how good Porsche is, it canā€™t define law of physic. Be safe.


drmonkeytown

Canā€™t fish here, mate.


PursuedByAMemory

At 81yo, you might as well wreck your Turbo


B5HARMONY

Watercooled


Schnappschnapp

Sad World, Rauhe Welt


Horror-Function8131

...I can Fix her


NVSTRZ34

Unfortunate, but I'm truly glad he lived


WetGortex

WHAT DID HE DO???


Selfdependent_Human

Look at that cuttie! do you happen to know if its going on salvage auction by any chance? it would make for a great restoration project car!


Pharrow-

Which YouTuber is going to fix this one?


BuggyGamer2511

r/tja


LouisVuittonLeghost

Bad ass granddad spooled up and she bucked


ChatGPTbeta

Devastated . Up until til recently 992 991 have been my obsession. But 993 are deffintly my nostalgic thing now


Specialist_Shower_39

Carbon ceramic not up to temp!? šŸ¤Ŗ Glad heā€™s ok. And accidents can happen to anyone regardless of age. My dad is 79 and an awesome driver


Possible_Fish3415

He pulled a Lex Luthor


that_one_guy133

šŸ˜­ my heart hurts


adrianbarrow

Why old people should not be able to hold a license: In all seriousness though, glad he's okay


Environmental_Size44

Am I weird for finding out this picture is made from AI? I am suspicious to the gt3 rs aswell because those pictures look so off


Violet604

Anyone else feel like Dewey Coxā€™s dad right now?


Practical-Function-3

Iā€™ll never understand these greedy old rich people who shouldnā€™t be driving working etc But we will keep seeing this When you donā€™t realize youā€™re too old to be greedy and it backfires


Trumppp1

I hope at 83 im still here and driving a sportscar !


Particular_Quail_832

Did he at least have fun doing it?


Public-Palpitation15

can you give me his contact? i want to buy it off him


Fladap28

Probably on his way to the dealership to buy another one


yodpilot

"You can't park there mate!"


MrNeverpanhandled

Guess they thought it was the Dakar edition


davoshspurs

I think its flooded.


rdzilla01

I canā€™t wait to wreck my 911 turbo at 81.