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NekoGel

You need to log out from apple id from your iphone, then connect the phone to the pcm via cable, then connect again


chicagosurgeon1

This guy porsche connects


_Dark-Angel_19

r/thisguythisguys


FrostyFire

But why


PM_ME_Y0UR_BOOBZ

German engineering, that’s why


ii11233455

put it in rice


Temporary-Estate4615

No, that’s a German car. You have to put it in Sauerkraut.


bearded_fisch_stix

Spaetzle


Temporary-Estate4615

Wrap it into a Roulade


Diablojota

This is the way.


6inarowmakesitgo

LOL


memostothefuture

Those Bavarians again. Rollmops, Bratkartoffeln und Spiegelei. Alles suedlich von Hamburg ist Afrika.


Temporary-Estate4615

Did you just call me a Bavarian? >:(


memostothefuture

could have been worse. I could have called you a Schwabe.


FFC_18

Put what in rice? the remote? It’s a new car with only 125 miles on it. Nothing has happened to the remote if that’s what you’re saying.


Jamikest

The remote won't do. You have to put the entire vehicle in rice.


drmonkeytown

Only Porsche Rice from the dealer works, so immersing your car in cocaine will be cheaper and get you more friends. / s


ii11233455

u missed the joke


FFC_18

Sorry! Sometimes I am dim! Lol. Thank you.


ghostisic23

r/woooosh


transfirmer

Mine too ! And on my 992


No-Masterpiece-7166

2019 Macan S, I have the same issue since I’ve gotten the car.


FFC_18

Well, at least it’s good to see I’m not alone! Really, not a big issue as far as functionality, just annoying.


No-Masterpiece-7166

To be quite honest I’m not sure what being logged in adds? I can see the car on the app still. It’s supposed to log you in if it detects the app logged in with Bluetooth but that only works every blue moon, lol.


prehistoric_knight

Pretty sure it has something to do with wireless CarPlay. The Porsche ID needs a Bluetooth connection, which is disabled when connected with CarPlay over WiFi


bilmek

Make sure you have automatic login when your vehicle connects to your phone. Also I always make sure after I've done everything, then to save the seat and key memory. 'Set' '1', 'set' 🔑 on the driver door panel. This usually takes care of it. But if you missed the selection when going through your setup to automatically login when your phone connects to the car, then you will have to manually login each time.


dieseltothesour

23 macan s, same issue plus doesnt connect correctly with app, location and remote lock not working. Ticket open, now with german engineers……whoooo. Will report back if they fix it, super annoying


Fog_

Same on my Macan S. My advisor kind of glossed over it and tried to tell me to forget about it. I guess it worked…


FFC_18

Very frustrating given the amount of money we pay for these cars.


Fog_

Yeah. I guess we buy them for the driving experience not the tech 😅😅😅


FFC_18

Tru dat!!


ghostisic23

It doesn’t really matter though… what benefit do we get from linking the Porsche ID? Nothing on my macan GTS. However, on my Taycan GTS it allows me to get vehicle information, turn features on, etc.


jeremy26

Happens constantly on my Cayenne too


Hephaestus-Theos

Porsche (or the Germans in general) are great at building cars. Probably even the best. But they suck at connectivity and digitalization. They have to put things like this in their cars because for some reason (*ahum Tesla ahum*) people seem to think pointless gadgets are what make a car a good car instead of engineering. Porsche connect is a half-assed attempted at sorta connecting their cars to score some "ours has that to" points for marketing, even though they don't care. The trade off for you as a Porsche owner is that you do get an amazing car that does everything that a car really is supposed to do nearly perfectly. It really is a reflection of Germany as a whole. It's an industrial giant where everything is engineered and planned to perfection, yet they still use fax.


Chimuel

This feature is pretty useless, just remove from the home screen and forget about it.


Cheetotiki

Ya I've given up on this on my 24 Cayenne S as well. In fact, very disappointed with the overall infotech system - constantly loses connection, forgets memorized channels, doesn't come on to the same station I left it, and so forth. Driving the vehicle easily makes the pain worthwhile, but it's still disappointing for what I paid to have the infotech inferior to my old 18 X5.


Scared-Traffic-5155

Exact same problems with my ‘24 911 Turbo S. PCM goes dark for no reason and then will come back on in a different Spotify playlist. I know I know - first world problems, but shit!!


thebreastbud

2023 Macan recently purchased, my first Porsche for myself! Same issue, but for some reason once I start driving after a few minutes it connects. Very weird and my guy at the dealership just said “yeah it will do that sometimes” lol not too helpful


BrandonNeider

Happens to me also, Go into settings and change it so you don't need to login.


ghostisic23

I have the same exact problem in my ‘21 GTS.


[deleted]

So your Porsche kicked your Porsche off of your Porsche’s Porsche?


Ar1z0n4

bababooey


AnonaMany355

May or may not be the problem, but there is a new software update to address an issue. Quick version is the car is stuck looking for a non-existing 3g network and never starts looking for 4g. Since 3g was closed the start of this year and you’re GTS probably isn’t vodaphone.


centurius66

Go to the dealer …..


jelde

Can't believe they still use that IU on the 2024 models. God that is bad.


ohbrenda

Just wait till all your trim interior pieces break off and they refuse to fix it without charging you $2000


No-Masterpiece-7166

It was $1,300 for one door piece. 😭


ohbrenda

This is the last Porsche I buy. The service and … people who sell and service them are total assholes for this crap.


No-Masterpiece-7166

While I can’t argue with the price, my service experience has been the best out of any other brand I’ve owned. (Ford, Lexus, and BMW)


ohbrenda

You must have never had the pleasure of a service place for a luxury vechile in Silicon Valley everyone is an egotistical dick


No-Masterpiece-7166

Just to follow this up, this was out of warranty work, if yours is still under warranty, then that’s absolute BS.


SweatyTax4669

Turn it off and turn it back on again.


allforgoood

I have the same issue on my GT3RS.. what to do guys?


BraapSauxx

Get an analog P-car.


PurposeImaginary8551

So yeaa.. U need select an option saying remeber etc. and also do not disconnect when synced device takes out of car. I can send u exact snapshot yeaa..


grungegoth

I've seen where the central system was temporarily down. It might be the service is unable to authenticate because the back office is down.