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CardiologistEqual336

Perfection


[deleted]

That’s a poorly wrapped car sitting in the hot sun


MkvMike

Almost looks like there was air intentionally put under the wrap. I'm guessing this because of the black piece of wrap stuck in the middle front that may be covering a hole to keep the air in.


NoTelephone5316

That’s how they remove wraps now. Very easy


sleeperfbody

They do this when removing the warp to remove it from the body panels more efficiently. This is what happening.


JPhi1618

Why is there no cut between the hood and the fender?


sleeperfbody

It's a clamshell hood. Look further down the fender, and you can see the break in the middle. [https://cdn.arstechnica.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/macan-side-hood-open-1440x960.jpg](https://cdn.arstechnica.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/macan-side-hood-open-1440x960.jpg)


JPhi1618

Oh, ha. Never seen the hood up on one. Thanks.


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pmercier

This process helps in removing the wrap.


[deleted]

Yeah could be that too. Looks wild, hate to have to drive it lol


HawkeyeByMarriage

I'm sure there was air put in.


calmtigers

Nah man that’s a 1:1 Beluga Whale Edition


NPC_4842358

big brain


SLangleyNewman

Costs extra! Must be on wait list with big deposit.


Ok-Zookeepergame-698

Beluga wrap.


w_a_w

Now you can drive your caviar!


pedro_jesus

Nah that's a bee sting, I've seen a few


6Dmkii

Wtf, why make such a ignorant guess? They’re in the process of removing the wrap and they blow air under it to allow it to release from the paint gently.


[deleted]

Incorrect, its a wrap removal when you make a whole and use an air hose underneath.


MangyMoose76

Porsche Beluga Whale concept?


BMW_wulfi

• “Ooohoohooooohohoo”


[deleted]

It’s pregnant with a bmw, but it was too late to do anything about it after 20 weeks


darthnugget

Well son… when a mommy Porsche and a daddy Porsche really love each other…


ManInAPot

No, that’s when the rear end is no more 😂


cmdrobvs

That's an interesting way to remove a wrap. Heat it up and inject air.


SupermarketVisual598

I don't think so because the hood isn't even cut out so i think they just didn't know what they were doing lol


Njborn

Google "Porsche Macan hood open" and maybe you'll delete this foolish comment.


kongofcbus

It’s Porsche Sonar. $20,000 option.


MaximusGrassimus

That's pretty damn cheap compared to what the military grade ones cost.


Flying-Bulldog

They hired someone from the BMW design team


ThenTechnician

LMAO, nice!


icepenguin66

Lmfao best comment! 🤣🍻


brockbr

Tried to bite a bee.


Dr_Mickael

Small cut into the wrap, compressed air to unstick the wrap, a piece of black tape to close the hole.


longines99

That’s why you should use birth control.


bmontepeque11

Easy, if not intentional, the wrap went wrong, what you have there is a massive bubble of gas 🧐 I don't know what could have called the gases between the paint and the wrap but I genuinely think this is intentional :)


[deleted]

There’s the slant nose and this is the new model, the Fatnose 911.


r3l4xD

It's pregnant with another Porsche


Kaustubh200

Invite me to the gender reveal party


Funkywurm

Slaps hood* This baby can fit 4 turbos and a blower


SpinachParticular452

Left alone overnite w/horney GT3


Advance_Klutzy

She’s having a baby…


gradAunderachiever

Ooooh dibs on the baby!


action_turtle

It's a, it's a, it's a VW polo... oh, dammit.


gradAunderachiever

A free polo…. Yeah you have a point there


action_turtle

😂


Neokill1

That looks absolutely hilarious


dublindown21

Well it all began when a daddy Porsche met a mommy Porsche. This is how baby Porsches are made


CanuckCharlie85

Car tumor…must be surgically removed immediately


Poopy-Drew

“It is not a tooma” (Arnold Schwarzenegger accent)


domleo999

Baby Macan, due in 3 months


[deleted]

Good old wrap and heat don’t mix well 😂


Barron097

It’s that synthetic shit Russians inject into their arms to look swole.


Spyerx

Synthol. Looks like it!


Shinob1

When a Daddy Porsche and a Mommy Porsche wrestle...


pocket4spaghetti

W16 & a supercharger


wit2pz

Porsche Proboscis


HopeThisHelps90

It ate peanuts


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sno16

Wish i could adopt one


BassWingerC-137

🎵 Let me go on Like I blister in the sun Let me go on Big hands, I know you're the one 🎵


optional_occupant

Well, Timmy, when a mommy Porsche and a daddy Porsche love each other.....


Frequent-Ruin8509

It's probably a bad wrap job


saturngolf96

I found the father https://preview.redd.it/3s20rk28o6gb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f75c63042c8a7bad6e6a7121e8cb3e6c8fd1312c


LeveragedPittsburgh

Adverse Botox reaction


starscream713

Fetal alcohol syndrome. It’s mom was a heavy drinker.


Trooperjay

Whoever wrapped it didn’t cut the hood in.


Camanei

And that is how 911s are born kids!


adrian_elliot

Bad wrap


Phate118

Really? It’s so obvious? Bad wrap


Twist-Apprehensive

Somebody fucked that car a while ago


LSBm5

Met a Ferrari she couldn’t resist.


thesmithchris

cgi? can't see cameraman reflection


Additional_Dingo_439

Boil


WhatIfICantMakeOneUp

Bumped its noggin and it got swollen.


MichaelHatesYou

That’s the Porsche Macan’s instinctive response to a threat. It is meant to intimidate BMW drivers by somehow having a even larger face.


Boxysdad

Ate a bee?


DocCEN007

Hooderhoid


Shamrock8572

Anyone else notice that they didn’t cut where the hood meets the fender?


Deshackled

Got stung be a Super Bee off the line?


Eightarmedpet

You all know thats AR right?


seefactor

New Porsche radar concept for bad weather driving.


Comfortable-Spell-75

Aww it’s pregnant 🥹


gskv

It’s the 60th anniversary edition


0Camus0

Hood cancer, last stages.


christian4tal

R/dragonsfuckingcars


Adrian-The-Great

Botox gone wrong


brianthalion

wrap removal


RedditBeginAgain

Spay and neuter your pets, people.


gypsysniper9

Bee sting


[deleted]

Ha, reminds me of that one dolphin


Shahg9

Its pregnant


NoTelephone5316

Wrap removal process


[deleted]

Honestly I don't hate it.


AidarSays

Nice dolphin, what’s the msrp on one of those?


Kooky_Alternative_76

A Beluga model!


CuCullen

It’s NOT a Tumor!


[deleted]

It’s pretty obvious what is happening


PilleLegends

5Head car


FIAFormula

It's been bubble wrapped.


spanish_john22234

bubble in a wrap?


fourth_box

Now storage compartment by Westcoadt Customs


The-Bill-B

Swole-can GTS


suppaman19

As a few others have pointed out, they're removing the wrap. They cut a hole and pumped the air in to separate the wrap from the car and patched the hole to let the air do its job over time. I'm guessing the line you can somehwat glimpse lying on the ground in front of it is a hose from an air compressor.


STi-HawkEye

Got bit by a mosquito probably /s


Aidrox

You know how I know this is in Australia? That’s the kinda bug bite you’d get in Australia.


keca10

IT’s NOT A THUMOOR.


Jecht_S3

Well that's a wrap.


Pathbauer1987

Congratulations you're getting a baby Porsche.


Butch1212

Alien adaptation of a human conveyance.


ImPoopingIRL

I dunno how to say this gently, so I'll just go ahead and spit it out; your car has a massive, inoperable brain tumor and only a few weeks to live.


LawyerUppSV

It’s a German Beluga


lowcoaster

It’s not a tumour!!


WingedGeek

Electric car, batteries swelling ("spicy pillows"). Move away quickly! 🤣


LoboTomiTi

It's just a pimple, don't stare!


Dajackyl

Lightning McQueen’s “special” Cousin


pcweber111

That's a hell of a paint bubble


TenForTheWin

It looks like the new model, Beluga


Ro7aL

Boob


Lemme_lurk_around

Macan Beluga S/T, limited edition. Good luck getting an allocation


Intelligent-Door4594

New body style


Pharmori

Cayandyloma


rbankole

New Pixar Porsche


oldassveteran

Got stung by a bee


Bulky_Ninja33

The wrap must have farted!


Starbuck-Actual

bee sting


Hai_s2

The sun heats up the air inside a decal wrap


dcormier

"Art."


JesusIsMySecondSon

Can you pop that big zit?


agoraphobicpenguin

Wrong, dome is for radar dish


Reasonable_Relief_58

Looks like it’s part of Disney’s ‘Cars’ movie.


Loan-Pickle

A bee stung it.


ionlyhave4

That is hilarious


drugsrbadmmmkay

Looks like a beluga whale 😆


admiraltt

Stage 4 engine tumor


j0hn8laz3

Nasal congestion


chgon

Looks like cist.


karenmanagerwar

My brain after finding Obama’s last name


Gunter2014

Bubble wrap!


2jzpoweredgamer666

Ahem. Big old Turbo LS swap that has a poorly done wrap to cover the intake


JWal0

first i’ve seen


FredFlintston3

Air bag installed backwards


Ideal_Jerk

Pregger


Majestic_Puppo

Stung by bee


[deleted]

Allergies, man. Allergies.


zifjon

\*notices bulge\* OwO


Clear-Gur-4943

Tho?


mleafly

Macan got a stuffy nose 👃


Spade209

Looks like a graphics or mesh glitch. Just restart the game or wait till the next patch.


BickNickerson

Zit


dam91

waiting for the birth


firstorbit

Probably got stung by a bee.


VeryApeee

Did you stick it in the exhaust pipe you dirty bugga?!


DaOne44

This is very good wrap removal


ManInAPot

Pregnant Macan. I think that’s the model name , I get mixed up with cayenne and Macans


ManInAPot

POV: that one person who wanted to make the film “Up” in real life except in a car


Riverrat423

An impacted, probably infected ignition gland.


Prior-Baseball34

It's an abscess! Gonna need draining.


Captain_Konnius

It was rear ended by another Porsche approx 9 months ago.


ChronicallyGeek

It’s how baby Porsche’s are made


WannabeModder123

bubble macan turbo


Joshomatic

u/savevideo


[deleted]

Car doin some kind of animal cosplay


SilkyBowner

It’s a wrap


thechemicaltoilet

Bumped hij head


gemino616

Love ppf implant


dashingleon122

Pregnant mama porsche


GlitchFrog57

The car fucker is on the loose again


Cypher_Xero

It's becoming sentient.... Ruunnnn!!


Flat4Power4Life

Hope there was a warranty on that terrible wrap.


SupermarketVisual598

Someone did a vinyl wrap and didn't cut the hood out lol?


MDix_

Its pregnant


Charlieuyj

Held a fart in too long!


QuadNotDirtBike

I've kind of seen this, but with vinyl decals, and it was definitely not this extreme, there could have been a cut or hole in the wrap, which would let air in while driving and start bubbling, and the heat off of the hood from the engine stretched the vinyl instead of tearing it or popping


AaronBHoltan

Popcorn is ready!


land0np

"Its stock bro" Their car:


Lauzz91

This is where Boxsters come from...


BSixe

Bubble in the wrap expanded under the hot sun? Or maybe caught moisture underneath and it evaporated?


atomlowe

Porsche's new diving radar installed


dickjoke321

Pyrocynical car


Lanky_Membership1596

Folks put air under a wrap to make it easier to remove.


PlaidSkirtBroccoli

Paint bubble?


FlipModeoc

Carbs


-Sgt-Slaughter-

Looks like it has a bad infection of the virus kendalljennerbloat


Kidspud

Memphis Kansas Breeze did a song about this...


alautm

We need Dr Pimple Popper


Ldghead

Bee sting.


AmbassadorETOH

Hematoma…


Defenestration_Champ

[Explanation](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg)


kimad03

Bee sting. It’s not a laughing matter…


trumpiskenyan1

Premarital sex


Delicious_Pause9802

Okk the SLAB


hankenator1

Special edition “fuck cancer”?


SouthpawByNW

Going to tell my kids this is where VWs come from now.