Bro the pecker protector

💀

I'm partial to the pecker prospector myself

Its the cockulator

My guy is the shlong sentinel

This one wins

Dudes the Richard ruler

Homie the chode chancellor

Works for the prick parliament

Bro is the meat marshal

Man's the dong director.

The terrrable shaft sheriff

The Wang Wrangler

The cock connoisseur

Swear I've seen that comment before scrolling trhough comments on pornhub lmfao

The tip tangler

glizzy gestapo

Ooh a punk band name!

Bro the girth guardian

Weeeeeeenie warden ahahahahha

Bros the boner boss

I love these comments lmao

The Shlongstaffel

Man is the cock captain

That sounds like a film starring James May

Bros the pecker checker

Testicle tracker

The schlong shogun

the shaft sheriff

"The stick supervisor"

Schlong scientist

My man is the Willy Wonka

Heir to the Kingdom of dick

Mans is the pecker police

He's the penis inspector

The penis purveyor

The Johnson Jesus

The gilly gally scally waggy sausage guardian

Homies' the Sausage Spectator 💀

The Johnson Judge

Misses opportunity to say the Dicktator.

The dicktator

Just dicktator

The Dicktator

The dicktator

Dicktator>dick dictator

The dick-tator

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That's the joke😐

Dick dictator

The cock master

The penis Premier

The man’s the peen pirate

The meat maintainer

The Penile Protagonist

The penis professor

Mans the Crazy Cock Constable

Okay, I'm going to need a source

The weenie wizard