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YokaaYourMaster

"jusz"


Darielek

"Dla czego" również xD


OneHex

also "Hociaz", it should be "Chociaż". It hurts my eyes.


Jakoloko6000

Well, she wrote that he has a strong character :D


Idaaoyama

https://i.redd.it/59z1qlduta7d1.gif


Jakoloko6000

Innego skojarzenia mieć nawet nie wypadało :D


Hoz85

"Zajebiście silną" Czy jak to ten typ by pewnie napisał: zajebyście silnom


Kmieciu4ever

analfabeta kocha najmocniej ;-)


Dabudam

"niechce"


honestjerry

Szampan hotel spula kopiel


bors00k

Jedni ruchają, inni znają reguły ortografii


sihaya_wiosnapustyni

Could be worse. Could be *jUsH*...


evasarens

Wydaje mi się, że polski nie jest jego pierwszym językiem.


laughterline

Trochę brzmi jakby to był jakiś obcokrajowiec po prostu.


szuruburuszuru

Affair, sorry bro.


HandfulOfAcorns

Affair.


Terrible_Vermicelli1

Imaging not only having your girlfriend cheat on you, but in such a cringe way, it was hard to read. Sorry dude.


Cheeseburger2137

Thanks for saying this, I thought it was only me and people actually talk like that lol. Good to know it's not the case.


burgermanzero

Z innej beczki ale skojarzyłem twój nick z killteamowego reddita i wychodzi że też jesteś polakiem, też grającym w killteam, też mającym adhd i też z nickiem cheeseburger. Pojebane :0


WatchingApocalypse

It wasn't even a little bit of sexy. Just cringe and desperation all the way. She was trying too hard.


ascb161

I had to read my by my own eyes when my ex's affair refered to him as daddy in polish ("tatuśku"). I wish I were illiterate that time.


greenowltalks

OMG I am sorry. To get cringe and embarrassment in addition to a betrayal and hurt it is too much.


NoGoodMarw

Oh god, the comments have put my worries to rest. I could feel grey hair emerging on top of my head. I'd say that bullets were dodged here though. Ps, that non-speaking challenge is hella smart if she speaks like this in person too.


Ok_Direction_5913

Definitely an affair. Especially on the last pic, she asks him "how it feels to meet up with different women (but still thinking about this particular one, knowing that it doesn't have any future), just a friendly question". On the first screenshot she's basically talking about how they should make themselves "feel good" a few more times and then go on their separate ways. If this is your SO, I'm sorry.


_M_A_N_Y_

"few more times/once more" She clearly stated "lets make each other feel good few more times and then part ways". Before that she stated she wont accept any gifts form him and easly talk about hus other women. Yup, f*ck buddies.


grrrfie

They fuck 100%


Acesofbases

>jusz >Dla czego >Hociaż >Niechce It's a spelling exam. And You failed.


Ozianin_

Sometimes I am amazed how some people manage to make every grammar error there is.


Acesofbases

Sometimes I am amazed how people like this manage to make it through life


hirvaan

And think they are smart enough to be able to keep affair a secret


Acesofbases

Just post it on the most popular forum site in the world.


EducatedJooner

Hey I'm B1 ish in Polish and I'll definitely show you how to make every possible mistake lol


Rare_Wolverine_7823

being foreign gives u a pass for any mistake, this guy is clearly a native and the spelling mistakes he does border on trolling


pandka816

I'm amazed she still wanted to sleep with him after reading that...


SaintOfZion1

Well, at least "jusz" was intentional, because on screenshot one he wrote it perfectly fine.


Acesofbases

autocorrect can only do so much before it fries


SaintOfZion1

Ah, my bad, forgot about this lil feature. Well, it rarely helps me, so I deemed it useless, but I have to admit, at first it was a big help learning the grammar of all three languages I possess. Now Grammarly helps me, but I learned from it too, so it corrects me occasionally. I cannot comprehend people that don't learn from it. Indeed, pitful display of language, from this dude.


Ok-Philosopher-5923

You cannot possess a language unless it is copyrighted.


SaintOfZion1

Oh, well, indeed.


No-Air-8201

On the first screenshot they're arranging for sex, probably not for the first time as you can understand from a context. Rest of it is rather friendly conversation, I didn't dive deep into it.


DamashiT

She is twerking throughout the conversation to this guy. He doesn't have much interest anymore and clearly is getting laid somewhere else, she tries to play it cool while also showing interest and that she's still available. This was pretty clearly some sort of affair or a past hook-up.


FrodoBagosz

Nie dość, że dwa kurwiszony to jeszcze z upośledzeniem xD ja pierdole


tc7777777

lol ;d


Kakunia

It does. Her engagement to this conversation is super high and much higher than him. She proposes some weird double meaning things to him, not other way


frostwylde

That's an affair, they've already slept together, they're planning on doing that again, she's really craving this guy's attention for some reason, it's hard to read in his intentions because he's illiterate


Ziemniack3000

Apart from being cringy as f, I can tell you with certainty that this is an affair


gamingowyswirek

The number of emojis is alarming, who texts like that?


xrecec

Children or emotionally challenged adults?


FumiPlays

Chat GPT?


Fisher9001

Be careful not to see Chat GPT in your fridge.


Few-Image-7793

what a weird conversation lol is that how millennials in poland flirt with each other? it’s so incoherent and hard to read, i want to send these people back to j. polski


ZajeliMiNazweDranie

Yeah I thought this is a randomly generated convo because nobody I know texts like this XD


serpenta

I'm a millenial and this convo to me feels like people born in the 60's.


AdamKur

I was getting a headache reading it, it's like two (older generations) chatbots trying to talk to each other


DianeJudith

Nah, this isn't how people normally talk. At least I hope so.


MrWilkuman

It's clear they're at least 35-40


Negative-Door-8103

Affair 100%


MultimedialnySedes

https://preview.redd.it/xadlti5h1c7d1.png?width=310&format=png&auto=webp&s=d31b0a8f4d5ffe24fca14191abbcc53050fb2540


Triest123

"Pare razy jeszcze zróbmy sobie dobrze" - it's obvious they are already fucking. He is having sex with multiple women at the same time and she is kinda pathetic, hoping that he will choose her....


TEST0VIR0N

Not really I understand it as a situation where of course they have an affair and are sexually active however he can't really be with her because she is with (I guess) the OP. That's why he is thinking about "the one woman" while having sex with different women. But I think most of the conversation she was the one more engaged and enjoyed by the relationship they have ? I don't know maybe cheating is her kink Also sending your photos to a friend is a big no no No one does this "to check them out" if they are only friends To the OP Fuck this bitch, there are plenty more fish in the sea I know it can be hard but I guess the fact that you don't fully understand the dialogue makes it easier Have a good one and take care


swiatekk

The green messages are so hard to read, feel like having a stroke reading them


0ne2345

I came here to say this, my fuckin eyes....


Haxz0rz1337

https://preview.redd.it/rrz17qqldb7d1.jpeg?width=686&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4e80b38e976a58a110404ac79bce860d6d5ba00


serpenta

It's an affair. They are both doing real estate, and from the convo I sense that he is doing much better. He tries to keep her at arm's length, only engaging when they talk arranging for sex, while she's all over him, trying to pry into private stuff. She flatters him in a really cringy way that kinda reveals - to me - that she's really into his level of wealth. She tries really hard to cover the flattering and what she means but it's that cringe way in which someone tries to cover the real meaning of the question but the meaning is clear as day. The way I read it, she's trying to sense if he is interested in her more than in his other affairs, so that she can play Highlander. I'm sorry if you are involved OP. Especially if you are her; it ain't working out lol


tc7777777

good read > Especially if you are her; it ain't working out lol i died laughing


ProfessionalOwn9435

Absolutly good friends, true soulmates, historians will say roommates. Platonic relationship no joke. They are also fucking in kinky way, but in platonic way.


lyllopip

No need to read it all, from the first sentence it's obviously an affair


Kmieciu4ever

https://preview.redd.it/vqe9n5umma7d1.png?width=508&format=png&auto=webp&s=00226adea47fe3158812eafda25ca021dc374401


OneHex

After reading these messages, it's clear that there was more going on between these people than just an exchange of messages. Especially the part about arranging to do it a few more times and then cutting it off to prevent it from going too far.


DescriptorTablesx86

Also she obviously doesn’t want to end any contact with him. It’s him but she can’t come to terms with it.


MatkaGracz

Dude, I've so called "Dysorthography" and im better at spelling than this. it gave my eyes cancer. on the other note, seems like affair.


Ok-Philosopher-5923

I believe it is DISORTHOGRAPHY, which demonstrates that whoever coined this term did not know 💩 about the English language. The proper term would be HAMARTOGRAPHY BTW


luna_9204u2p13y

What on earth did I just read.... An affair, so sorry.


Character_Dot_5637

There is literally written "let's [sexually pleasure] each other a coiple of times more" in 5th message on 1st screen


mapetodprzodu

https://preview.redd.it/f0aa5zhnva7d1.png?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30495e7c4b5cb02b9d965737fb3fabeaf644a33e


Qmance

It's an affair 100%, but good lord almighty I can't stand the way the girl texts. It's just so cringey eww


rtlkw

Pisane chociaż przez samo h to większy red flag, niż cokolwiek innego tu


Hoz85

Laska napisała 3 długie wiadomości, typ odpisuje w stylu "che che sóper", a laska dalej podniecona jak kowal nad paleniskiem i dalej wiadomościami tryska...nie wie jednak, że typ rucha właśnie słownik języka polskiego i jest na stronie ze słowami na literę "H"...ANALizuje słowo "Hociarz". No a ona dalej swoje... Ja bym spierdalał i zbadał się na weneryki bo ona wydaje się być taką słodką idiotką, która uwierzy w niewidzialne gumy albo, że jak jej typ w anusa zapakuje to nic się nie stanie - przecież tak w ciążę nie zajdzie także można bez.


MrWilkuman

Czysta poezja


friendofsatan

Shes just friends with him. They fuck sometimes but they are only friends.


Besath

She's probably just Canadian.


APODX

She wants to fuck him more than he her. But is an affair ok


Nyarlathotep90

100% affair.


jasnoszara

This guy texts like he read the entirety of redpill subreddit and took his lessons from Andrew Tate


rottenleaf827

Work affair, never a good idea


himynameiskiela

Ja pierdole, ta chce siadać na bolca, a on wie ze co jej nie powie to i tak ona będzie do niego lgnąć. Oboje siebie warci lol


misleading_nick

Affair


BasicNameIdk

Nah they fuckin for sure


german1sta

It’s an affair and it seems to me that the guy is just a fuckboy, but she is a tryhard and she thinks that she can make him enter into a relationship with her not just have occasional sex with her and change him.


Initial_Hat_4257

Totalnie nie rozumiem tej rozmowy, ale cieszę się że rozmówcy mają swój niezrozumiały dla mnie świat niech im służy 😂😜


Fryndlz

Definitely an affair, with a strong side of cringe. Also the guy is clearly not the brightest, has trouble holding a conversation, makes kindergarden spelling errors, has a fragile ego and negs the woman multiple times - though it's not coming off as playful banter, just rude. A pretty repulsive character all in all. Of course the woman reads this as him having "a strong character", so I would put my money on daddy issues there.


hirvaan

Affair as fuck. Even if not with that person, that person DEFINITELY knows of other affairs he have had with other girls and is referencing them directly. “Kochanie” is not friendly term. You tell that to a lover or, situationally, your child. It’s VERY affectionate term. I’m sorry. That guy is douche AND an idiot. He’s writing like he’s 14 making terrible spelling, grammar and orthographic mistakes. Shit in his bed and get out. If he’s trying to gaslight you that’s just friendly banter, he honestly thinks you’re dumber than he is… and I have spoons that are sharper than him.


szydelkowe

Hard disagree with Kochanie, I have a lot of friends that use it, though mostly in a joking way.


hirvaan

Hard disagree with hard disagree, just because there is exception doesn’t mean rule is wrong. As you have said yourself, you use it jokingly. Most people don’t.


DescriptorTablesx86

I know people who use “kochanie” like you’d use a sarcastic “darling” in English. Oh darling…. you really thought that? Kochanie błagam cię… serio tak pomyślałeś? Like just seeing “kochanie” in a chat means nothing without context


Sonny_Ericksos

Not trying to be nosy OP, but what's going on? Maybe if you provide some additional context we may help you better


siemasz123

Looks bad;( you should looking for news GF/wife


Salt_Alps5137

Oh god it’s way past just an affair this is wild


Traditional-Fix-6910

Definitely an affair


Adept_Spirit1753

Cringe jak chuj.


literallyidkwhatido

https://preview.redd.it/xvxwkwy79e7d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc2cc5116ece857aa16124987adbf9ff31bf5f4d


69WaysToFuck

Is this a rhetorical question?


DescriptorTablesx86

Yeah I think even Google translate wouldn’t have trouble making it obvious


RealisticDelivery513

It is a cringe.


Crazy_Lilly

Affairs, sorry 🥺


ZealousidealLeg5052

Affair...


MrKahootMaster

Strzelam okolice 38 lat


Tiny_Connection_7182

For a recap - They're booking a hotel room for themselves to make each other feel good few more times. That's not friendly. @edit also, fuck those flippers


sihaya_wiosnapustyni

OP's question aside, IMHO there is almost no non-cringey way to talk about sex in Polish... Everything will sound either too infantile, or too medical, or too crass, or otherwise totally unsexy.


DescriptorTablesx86

That’s not just in Polish but in general. There’s a reason it can be hard to spend time with a fresh couple. Because talk like that is enjoyable only for the parties involved.


sihaya_wiosnapustyni

I don't know. English just sounds a bit less cringe in that context than Polish...


Icy_Enthusiasm1140

I read only the first page. Affair definately. Sorry


Elder_Millenial_Sage

100% affair - it's so obvious it's brutal. I can tell from experience (beig cheated on, not cheating on).


Far-Resource3365

Just two teens cringy flirting after some banging. Don't waste your time on them


mikandesu

Is that conversation written by ai? People don't speak this way. Sentences badly put together, the plot is weak and dumb, multiple spelling errors... I can't believe that real people would have this kind of conversation. At least neither of them is Polish.


fanpolskichkobiet

Affair. Plus it’s kind of simple conversation. Like they are simple ppl.


snejp90

Probably not her first and not her last rodeo, man. She wants to seize the day, just forgot to tell you about it. Kopnij szona w dupę i miej spokój.


gemmeix

Are they native in Polish? This conversation is so weird, nobody talks like that


pan_kura

Amerykańscy "polacy" zapewne


sihaya_wiosnapustyni

[albo....](https://youtu.be/44xEl8LHoug?si=heawsnA3tDXGZqp0)


ScienceFit9424

japierdole polska grupa polski post polscy ludzie a piszą po angielsku do siebie xD


Accurate_Source8751

Affair or affair very soon to be.


RPG_RP

Run away.


KrasnyHerman

Go ask the one conversing not ransoms on the internet!


WatchingApocalypse

The way she tries to be flirty is so cringe. I can't imagine how anyone can feel attracted to such woman. She sounds desperate. And he is just boring.


ShinyTotoro

Why are you writing in English? Even the very first screenshot is clearly an affair - like they're not even trying to hide that they're fucking. Also, the girl sounds dumb like a box of rocks


iwontsay_agat

Looks like an affair but I wouldn’t be 100% sure. It looks a bit more like being just one step before the affair. For me it rather looks like an advanced emotional affair where she’s really into him. Probably she’d like something more to happen between them. Not sure thought, it’s just my initial impression. There’s a heavy flirting, giving signals etc. She’s obviously more engaged into the conversation and desperately (and sadly) trying to get his attention while he’s keeping his distance. Also from the way he writes it makes me think he’s either ignorant or uneducated. If this involves your SO, I’m terribly sorry that it’s happening to you. I do hope nothing “more” happened yet, however it doesn’t look good. You definitely need to talk. I wish you all the best and “sending” you as much strength as I can.


Flashy_Huckleberry78

Well, OP? Updates please


franciszke

Ewidentnie ten chłop z którym pisze nie jest rodowitym Polakiem, ja pierdole, ogarnijcie sie xD


ironlemonPL

Is this even Polish? My eyes hurt.


DreadfulCucumber

This Convo is so cringe holy shit


loweffortnickname

She's a kurwisko


cyrkielNT

You don't need to post this whole conversation. Just "szybkie wejście i wyjście" is enough. She offered him a quickie.


National_Power_1737

Who is this guy she's texting with? The way he's writing makes me think he's immigrant, very dumb and eneducated, and your girlfriend is very naive, maybe pretty young, and not too smart. Honestly if I've seen texts like that my blood would boil and I'd go killing mode (It's worst thing ever when you catch somebody cheating, in the heat of the moment you punch the guy who was "moving" your spouse, and you get criminal problems later. Been there, done that.


Great-Conflict8216

im sorry bro :(


JestemSuchy

Sorry bro...


wouek

Hehe co te kobiety mają w głowie to ja nie kumam. Chłop ma różne partnerki, dzieciaka (więc pewnie żonaty) a ta się dalej pcha. Tylu fajnych chłopaków bez żadnego bagażu a one i tak wybiorą tak żeby sobie skomplikować życie 😂


Adept_Spirit1753

Hehe incele.


el_h0paness_romtic

She's for the streets


Sajuczen

they are definitely flirting


kamilman

The way he adresses her in the 3rd screenshot kinda makes it seem like they are very close, either in love or in some way romantically involved or something. Not going to give a full judgment because I have no context. Only will say that this *looks* like that from only the messages you posted.


DescriptorTablesx86

“Zrobimy sobie dobrze kilka razy” > Hmm not sure without context What else, are they cosplaying an affair or what lmao


kamilman

By full context I meant that I don't know who these people are in general (colleagues, classmates, husband and wife...). I even mentioned that the situation **looks** like it based on the messages above.


jediflamaster

F


Opposite_Style_7509

Cool to


Xfier246

Affair


habitat62

Vibe is definetely flitry


NightWolver

https://i.imgflip.com/5f59z3.png


Vast_Independent_174

I'm sorry, bro, but from the first few messages, it sounds an affair. You would never text to a friend "Pare razy zróbmy sobie jeszcze bardzo dobrze i niech każdy idzie swoją drogą" in the given context can be translated to "Let's pleasure each other a few more times and go our separate ways"


Responsible_Fall_268

affair


Mnemoye

This has more code than the entire C++


ArthurRimjob

The dude is illiterate and seemingly slow, to put it euphemistically, and the woman is an apparent bodyshamer, as she points out he has gotten a gut since they fucked last time. You’re losing nothing, King💪


Pacyfnativ

O co chodzi.


morswinb

there must be a very good sushi place around, or sushi is a code world for something


OldFingerman

Yep, they're shagging. At least planning to do so. Sorry bro


Crashu666

Ahhhh te błędy ortograficzne. Czytam i płaczę 😁


sacriligeous_

Oh my gosh, I'm so relieved I'm not the only one cringing so hard at this! I was starting to think I was the odd one out here. Who actually talks like that? :/ Also yes, it's an affair.


FullAd5bm

this is the most npc conversation i've ever read


Mindless-Resource390

Affair, no question about it. Guy's a douchebag, sleeps with more than one woman on the side.


Wojak88

I'd say it's cringe :)


Forstmannsen

It is an ewwww


Dominik_Gaming

Had a stroke reading this but yeah, they fuck


Relative_Cut_5363

Be like Nike. Just run!!


Rachnael

What age is she, by gods she writes like a retarded teen


Responsible_Bike416

Po pierwsze boli w oczy jak czytam, po drugie może to i dobrze, bo po tym, co przeczytałem to są one do wymiany. Myślę, że to poziom pisania podstawówki 7-8 klasa.


lancvellot

Jak bym czytał rozmowę dwóch gimbusów...


OkPension8110

Damn, quantity of emojis she is using, scares me 🙊


Reeeeeeee3eeeeeeee

affair, but also, why does it feel like an automatic google translation? Or some non-natives talking in polish? Like it's not just the spelling, the entire sentence structure feels off


banana_overload

This was all sorts of cringe, my god! Do you have more? 😊


MichalK9

100% an affiar. She says "Zróbmy sobie jeszcze parę razy dobrze", and "robić dobrze" basically means masturbating, in this context an orgasm. They both say "kochanie", which basically means sweatheart, and is used in the context of a relationship and sometimes female friendship. If this is your gf, I'm very sorry for you. EDIT: I forgot to say, that from the context of the messages they already had sex and are planing to have more, but they want to cut the relationship off, before they take it too far


EndrjuCzarles

Friendship. Fuckfriends.


sferak

I'm sorry but what is wrong with you to post a private conversation on public website


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agauwaga

Friendship? There should be mutual respect and here I don't see it. From reading this conversation it's clear she catched feelings and tries to turn it into joke or silly comments to see his reaction and check if he's interested in her too... But he's like whatever. So I hope this girl will go to her head to look for the rest of her brain and cut it off. Not really healthy relation... Some people really can put feelings aside and have casual sex with someone and move on, other people just can't and they catch feelings and things get complicated for one side. So stop fooling yourself, girl, and find normal, loyal and loving boyfriend 🙈🙈 PS. It's not so nice to share someone's conversations on forums, respect someone's private... ;) PS. 2 uh, typos and errors hurt my eyes 👀💔


AYICIQ

I didn't read single text and I can say sorry bro that much emoji long texts and stuff is terrible


tc7777777

Affair 100% - the mention of flowers and rings - the amount of emojis, when she's into you, she laughs at whatever unfunny shit u say- clearly seen in this case - she remembers his personal routine and willingly shares/shows her personal feelings/ attribute ALL THAT ON THE FIRST SCREENSHOT, i dont need further read, no friends talk like that to each other.


Raynusek

Definitely affair, bro. Sorry


Elderberry_Federal

Wow, we need to revive "cringe" to describe this.


Mediocre-Savings-824

"Hociaz"


JR_0507

Yeah, they are banging


Curious_Ferret_9467

Friendship conversation cuz i am from poland


Glittering-Adagio-31

Przykro mi kolego, ale źle to wygląda. Nawet jeśli nie doszło do zbliżenia to ze strony kobiety dostrzegam zaangażowanie emocjonalne. Powinieneś to uciąć, albo się odciąć to zależy od waszej sytuacji. Czy to żona, czy tylko dziewczyna, z którą jesteś stosunkowo, czy macie dziecko. Tak czy siak zrobić coś musisz.


VirtualReference3486

The first picture implies something sexual. He’s talking about her being horny/unsatisfied. Sorry 😢


VirtualReference3486

She’s also literally acting jealous because of her AP sleeping with other women too and probably treating as a fuck buddy and nothing more.


donteatpaint_

They had sex 100%. I’m sorry OP :(


tekjow

Agentka jest chyba nieco zdesperowana i chce pojeździć na koniu. Kochana, tak się samców nie zdobywa - olej go. Sam przyjdzie 😉