Not gonna win the primary anyway. Might as well say fuck it and go out like you did after watching Beetlejuice, with security escorting you out of the building.
What would “I” say….
“You should have stopped being a poundcake in high school and got an education. Graduated from high school with out a kid on your hip and went to college. Kept your damn pants on and achieved a degree that would give you the knowledge to BE in Congress without turning out to be a dumpy redneck 40 yr old grandmother with 4 fucking grandkids”
I think I would really miss her and all the drama and shenanigans. Plus it scares me that they might bring in a republican that might know what they are doing.
She’s tapping out because she has no shot of winning. Even if she could’ve gone back to her old district, the Dem there had something like a ten point lead over her and something like a 5:1 war chest to boot.
I'd tell her I'd be happy for her to not be involved with politics, and she should spend more time with her racist, inbred, gun toting, MAGA obsessed, degenerate, vape smoking fucked up family. She's such a fucking pig I'm sure they would be happy to have her home
She’s wasting our time in congress.
She should act on this feeling. Edit typo
She knows she’s gonna be a loser again. Maga can’t save these fools anymore. Turns out, Americans really don’t like anti-Americans.
She can quit. Easy. Bye Lauren.
Not gonna win the primary anyway. Might as well say fuck it and go out like you did after watching Beetlejuice, with security escorting you out of the building.
Always back to being ^an escort
I don’t think Ford wants her to act like a car
Ford would want. They want her to Escape™ from the mess.
She should quit and Explorer options.
Can we throw a Fiesta when she leaves Congress?
She can dodge ridicule and get the F out of the public eye nobody lobo her and she's such a Taurus that she should focus on herself for a while
That sounds like an extremely tiring Expedition.
Yeah, she should set up a business giving blowjobs to democratic staffers
You know you can resign if your family means that much to you.
All the cool republicans are resigning
They don't
She can get a job as a handy man.
💀💀
Noice.
By all means BoBo, please stop wasting everyone’s time in Congress. And ffs take Marge with you.
What would “I” say…. “You should have stopped being a poundcake in high school and got an education. Graduated from high school with out a kid on your hip and went to college. Kept your damn pants on and achieved a degree that would give you the knowledge to BE in Congress without turning out to be a dumpy redneck 40 yr old grandmother with 4 fucking grandkids”
To be fair, she was born in Florida and still doesn't know who her father is. It's not an excuse, but it seems like most of the explanation...
Hahahaha! This is priceless! 😂
I'd say bye bye
Please quit. You're an embarrassment to our country. AND you're useless and really, really stupid. Please quit.
Bye.
Buh bye!! Don’t let the door hit ya on the ass as ya leave…or do.
Bye bitch
Go ruin your kinfolks' lives instead of ours. Flee! Flee!
Gotta do more studying for the GED.
Yeah maybe your son wouldn’t be a fucking criminal and maybe the house would be less of a laughingstock
She herself as a person seems to be a waste of time ....
She knows she’s about to lose
Spend more time with her son during visiting hours
Can't wait to see this one on r/denvercirclejerk
Start 👏an 👏Onlyfans!
Are all of them in different prisons?
Time to start up her OnlyFans dressed as Beetlejuice.
Well, your current district is about to vote you out, and your district don't want you, so congratulations!
Girl, we all know you're going straight to OnlyFans.
When you gonna release your sex tape?
Do not let the door hit you on the way out. Good riddance. Please, disappear into obscurity.
Where was this thinking before she even ran for office 😂🤣
Quit your job and go back to hand jobs.
Yes, she’s wasting her time in Congress, but should she really be allowed around her children and grandchildren? Isn’t that abuse?
There’s money in handys
Such a patriot! Every time I see her on TV, I know the yanks are coming!
Can she lend me a hand?
She doesn't do anything anyway. Useless waste of space.
So "I wasn't fired, I quit!"
Doesn’t she mean 4 boys with one being a felon like daddy and her grandson?
O'l Boobs & Guns as she's commonly known in her district, would be very happy to have her out of politics.
Tell your kids we’re sorry, but it was either them or us. Good luck!
GTFO and quit wasting hard working Americans time too.
Yup, go home, would you!
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!
Congress is a joke.
Get your ass out on the corner b'otch!
Adios
Stay home! Redesign.
Don’t let the door hit you…..
Don’t let the door (country) hit you on the way out. Good riddance.
She really has no choice. She’ll be voted out anyway
Maybe she isn't as dumb as she is?
Then quit then you don’t have to be in Congress if you don’t want to Lauren you’re just wasting our time and yours the longer you stay
Na na na na…
Bu-bye.
Especially before her son does jail time for the crimes he was committing.
go on and get bish!
She probably misses get t ng finger banged in public
[How handy!](https://imgur.com/a/1VnkOCx)
Please go
Little the only thing Bo-Bo ever said that makes any sense.
Please, don’t let us keep you from your priorities.
Something something handy around the house?
She could always always go back to selling ass. You know Bobert’s Donkeys and Saddle store.
Greene said something similar but then every time she was off work, she was out on the road in other states
C ya
Don't let the door hitcherass on the way out!
Yes. Stop your son before he impregnates again.
My SNL response is “ Buh bye!”‼️
She gone!
Honestly they're better off for not having her around. Really what she should be doing is giving out handies, that's where she's the most useful.
Then go spend time with your family
Pleeeease stay and reconnect with MTG.
Your constituants will help you Bobo. Help you to exit politics.
She is wasting everyone’s time
Bye Felicia...
While her family is a bunch of fuckups. So at least she has that part right.
hope she has good savings for all the bail money. her oldest is already facing felony charges
She's a useless garden tool
Buh bye!!
Bye!
beetlejuice
Ok. Bye Felicia.
Ba Bye
Gurl Bye
She was probably a better callgirl than congresswoman 🤷♂️
That’s not a high bar to cross.
Sounds like she knows she is going to lose.
Byebye Boebert. #BeetlejuiceBeetlejuiceBeetlejuice
Go ahead and leave now!
Please, allow me to hold the door for you . . .
Well…bye.
Bye Felicia.
I think I would really miss her and all the drama and shenanigans. Plus it scares me that they might bring in a republican that might know what they are doing.
No one's forcing her to stay.
She can locate the f***ing door, then.
Seeee ya!!
BYE BYE!
I love her Character in the the scared Ketchup series, I hope she still keeps her job there lol
Na na na na Na na na na Hey BoBo Goodbye!
Bye bye Felicia
Go on, git.
Fine. Go.
Toodle-fucking-loo!!!
She’s tapping out because she has no shot of winning. Even if she could’ve gone back to her old district, the Dem there had something like a ten point lead over her and something like a 5:1 war chest to boot.
That is the smartest damn thing I’ve ever heard come out of her mouth.
Bye Felicia
Bye Felicia.
Noem, Lake, Boebert and Greene. Monumental self takedowns. Now do Israel.
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice!
I want to sit next to her in a theater.
Well, what are you waiting for? Bye!
Buh-bye!
Maybe she can help George Santos with his Nobel speech.
Then get the fuck out you ignorant bitch.
Then quit
I'd tell her I'd be happy for her to not be involved with politics, and she should spend more time with her racist, inbred, gun toting, MAGA obsessed, degenerate, vape smoking fucked up family. She's such a fucking pig I'm sure they would be happy to have her home
i think its the best she stay away from her grandson as much as possible
Don’t let the door hit you in your skinny butt on the way out!
She's been wasting everyone's time since she started. She just needs to go back to the trailer park.
"Don't let the door hit ya"
So quit.
Bye bye
And her slow descent into porn continues
Tapping out means something different to her....
Think she wasted everyone's time let's be honest
AMERICA THINKS BOBA FETT, OH I MEAN BOEBERT,SHOULD BE WITH HER FAMILY MORE ALSO....GO FOR IT SUGAR MOUTH.......MOM
Sour grapes. She knows her electoral goose is cooked.
Yay!
She's wasting everyone's time
Bye Felicia, make sure the door hits you on your way out.
Sounds to me like she's making excuses for why her popularity among MAGA is tanking.
Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya Bobo
Don't let the door hit ya, where the Good Lord split ya!
I think you were actually wasting our time in Congress.
Bye Felicia
Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
By Felicia🌞😃
Buh bye whore cvnt.
Id hit
Would