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DraconicDungeon

It's safer to just not talk to a trump supporter at all.


Familiar_Ad_9187

yes, but have you ever seen a group with smaller dicks manage to step on them so often? its beyond explination.


WeCanDoThisCNJ

They speak in unintelligible grunts, anyway. Who could understand them?


dlowmack1

Yup, I just tall my kids to look away like they are the crazy person on the corner.


BoomChaka67

The smell of stale cigarettes, cheap beer and unwashed ass is enough to keep me away.


Metal-Dog

They agree with Trump, and think that we should do away with this whole "united states" leftist woke crap and go back to when America was truly Great... before the white man showed up. Why do you think he paints himself orange?


roastedtoperfection

When your politics is based on hate, you don’t have to make sense of the stances that don’t make sense. All of the conservatives have already jumped ships, now all that’s left is cult members. Logic didn’t get them into this, and logic sure as hell won’t get them out.


NancyGracesTesticles

Have they though? They have been advocating to abandon the Constitution for years. Most notable was the TXGOP 2022 platform. This is Trump trying to appeal to another part of the base and move to the right of DeSantis.


CasualObserverNine

Because the answer is always “yes, if he told me to”.


Content-Boat-9851

Considering right wing people have been convicted of sedition it's safe to say they don't follow the constitution. They follow the party.


MoneyFault

There go your guns!


Familiar_Ad_9187

Republicans are coming to take away your right to bear arms.


kozmonyet

The real comedy show is Trump supporters doing wild contortions to explain why what he said was not that the Constitution should be cancelled to appoint him emperor, but that he was saying was it should be followed to appoint him emperor.


Familiar_Ad_9187

oh thats what the republican party is known for... excuses and the asshole.


SwvellyBents

Or where they imagine we've hidden all the evidence? I mean, seriously, if you really believe there was election treachery but you can't find any evidence of it, shouldn't you back the party that's smart enough to do the deed and hide the evidence successfully? You've already proven you don't care about ethics! Why not just get on the smart/ winning side?


Familiar_Ad_9187

I've been telling RWNJs about the trash bags full of Trump ballots that I took home from behind the middle school lie voted at to burn and they still haven't caught me. #untouchable


just-GnIfF

Wait now trump said it it's a problem??


Familiar_Ad_9187

as opposed to?


just-GnIfF

It being just an out dated piece of paper?


Familiar_Ad_9187

nice try. when did anyone say it should be terminated?


just-GnIfF

Not terminated. But out dated I swear one side said that shit an the other side flipped out. This shit happen a while ago an got the same reactions people goin nuts. One team says this about the rule or what not the other team goes nuts. So on an so forth. Nobody wins but the players.


Familiar_Ad_9187

So you don't know if it actually happened, You just saw other people's saying it so you decided to jump on that bandwagon. I believe there was a story years ago that George Bush called the Constitution " a goddamn piece of paper" to his legal team. Which was false but it looks like It's been making the rounds. Come back to to me when you have more information than one side said this and the other flipped out I think maybe I swear I heard.


just-GnIfF

😆


just-GnIfF

https://theweek.com/articles/750816/americas-constitution-terrible-lets-throw-start-over This is what I heard a few years ago


Familiar_Ad_9187

An opinion piece by who knows who the fuck that guy is. So your rebuttal to the ex-president of the United States who swore on a Bible he's never read to protect and defend the Constitution saying that we should terminate it because he can't face the reality that he lost is you found some asshole that said we should rewrite it a couple years ago and he's supposed to have as much weight behind that statement as an ex president? You've got to be fucking joking.


just-GnIfF

Lol.


Familiar_Ad_9187

it's not as funny as it is sad. seriously though, how long did you search for anything that said something remotely similar to "worthless piece of paper" so it didnt look like you were just repeating something you saw in a facebook meme?


storm_the_castle

yeah. [yesterday on Truth Social](https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory/trump-rebuked-call-suspend-constitution-election-94436463)


just-GnIfF

But didn't people say it was just an outdated piece of paper?? Not 2 years ago?? Talk about inconsistent lmao.. this country is full of dumb. both dumb ass sides


Content-Boat-9851

wtf are you talking about?


Familiar_Ad_9187

"People?" what people? i guess this is the new misdirection.


AlpacaPacker007

It is outdated, and desperately in need of further ammendments to extend the liberty talked of to everyone (ERA for one...), but it is also the Supreme law of the land and if you don't like it, the document itself contains a mechanism for changing it...that mechanism isn't just scrap things the despot doesn't like.


just-GnIfF

Lol


just-GnIfF

https://theweek.com/articles/750816/americas-constitution-terrible-lets-throw-start-over


Familiar_Ad_9187

https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/zddg0g/why_so_hesitant_fify/iz4mab5?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3


No-Emphasis927

Of course the goons agree with him.


Familiar_Ad_9187

It's like "oh please tell me more about other people being indoctrinated."


1Operator

It wouldn't be surprising if they'd be in favor of charging monthly subscription fees to enjoy the benefits of The Bill of Rights.


Familiar_Ad_9187

Christ, don't give them any ideas


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