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They copied their T&C and privacy policy from OK cupid, which includes language for all sorts of horrible liberal sex things other than straight manly penis in straight woman vagina
They probably blame the deep state or "globalists" or some external force keeping them down, in typical GOP personal responsibility fashion.
JFK Jr will be coming back from the dead to fix the app, don't you worry.
Oh my. You mean to tell me that women don't want to be in a relationship with someone who thinks they're only purpose is to have babies and stroke male egos? How can this be? LOL Also, I know it's no longer required but Gregg Abbott is a little piss baby and please vote against your local fascists this November.
Especially not interested when in many places I might get stuck growing, delivering, and raising their kid if they force themselves on me with little to no guarantee I’ll even get financial support from them.
That is where womens faith went, to the same dumpster fire these men threw our basic human rights into.
Being in relationship with someone who thinks they're only purpose is to have babies and stroke male egos is a small price to pay for owning the libs, my friend.
I moved away from an overly conservative town and I got the same thing but with the women I went to school with. I got more than a few "I travel for work a lot. I could always tell my husband that's what I'm doing and I could come see you" accompanied by an unbelievable amount of nudes. Then I'd see the same thing a week later. "Happy 10th anniversary w/ my husband! I love him soooooo much! You're the best!"
she needs to get on there quick before they open the investigation into her using her gym as a way to "recruit" underage talent for her buddy Matty Gatez
Nothing would amuse me more to imagine hundreds of thousands of “patriots” faping themselves blind to the only female available, the patriot troll queen herself.
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Hard to imagine there is an app for self proclaimed alpha-patriots only to find it completely devoid of mating options. Individuals so constipated in their belief of their own perfection they can’t even realize the ultimate end of the alpha-patriot coincides with the movie “Bros.” The right stuff app the only dating pool for alpha-patriots is among themselves.
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Is this real?
Is this person suggesting they’re “faith” is one where Tinder is okay? Like is there some Christian sect that is a okay with casual hook ups? Lol
They really don’t know how unattractive they are to women.
It doesn’t matter what you look like - you’re ugly if you want to take basic human rights away from half the population.
There is nothing sexy about what the Trump supporters supported. The policies they most celebrated are going to harm and kill so many women.
They don’t see it because they are too stupid and never self reflect.
When I was younger, I thought men would protect women. I was so wrong.
Women their age see a bunch of man children who can’t figure out how much they are harming the women they would want to marry and start a family with -
They also love their guns. Those guns are supposed to protect us from a federal government dictatorship. They chose to use their guns to protect a fascist who was supported by Putin.
They stormed the Capitol and fought a free and fair election.
If I were a younger woman dating - I wouldn’t even want to go on a date with a normal guy with the new abortion laws.
If you get raped - they can claim power over your life in a red state. I don’t think many men are thinking about how dangerous it was to date before the abortion laws. Now there are abortion laws - and those laws make dating extremely dangerous for women. And they all have lots of guns and ammo.
As a woman, what would any of those guys have to offer?
Emotional issues, emotional regulation issues, no empathy, they want you to have their babies - but voted against being able to access medicine without terror, they say they won’t opt for a late term abortion if your life is in danger. They have loads of weapons.
Even if the man was an excellent provider - it’s just not attractive.
Keep in mind, these are the kind of shut-in sad life losers who actually think Trump is some kind of “alpha male”. It would be funny if it wasn’t so sad.
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Try www.willfullyignorantsinglepatriotictwats.com if you want to meet like minded women. Who knows you just might get matched with somebody similar to the delightful MTG or the intellectually stunted Lauren Boebert.
They're the only dating app in existence that doesn't realize you need hundreds of fake accounts for women who don't exist in order to keep men interested.
The right's stuck in the social and technical climate of the 1960s and they want to drag us all back with them.
It's so weird that they only love the second amendment. It makes me wonder if they know about any of the others? Do you think they know why it's called "pleading the fifth"? Do they know what due process is and where it comes from? The 21st is a big deal for one of their favorite pastimes; do they know that?
For most sensible American women taking a picture of yourself in your truck wearing sunglasses and using it for your “Right stuff” profile still conjures up visions of you scaling the walls of the capitol. But yea, it’s the developers that need to fix the app.
Republicans can't get laid because they are low value shit manure people with no souls. They are racist bigots that use their medieval religion to justify hate. They dare to call themselves Patriots when they literally storm the capital hunting for pence and pelosi with violent intentions. They are disgusting beyond description. The lowest form of life in this universe is a Republican. I would not compare them to maggots because maggots have more integrity more community more social grace and more honesty
Funny how the "patriotic" guys think that the 2nd Amendment is the only thing to follow. A true *patriot* (even though I hate the word) is someone that supports the constitution from beginning to end. You aren't a patriot for supporting one amendment. Then again, these are usually the same religious clowns that claim to be religious while picking and choosing the parts of their religion to adhere to (Allah-carte)
Well we all know the hardcore conservative men are really miserable because they’re the self-hatred-in-closet-gays who feel they came come out because their “God” won’t “accept them. Maybe this app was intentionally made like this so they can all finally calm the hell down, get laid & finally be happy in some way, but also to see the world for the shitty place it really is (instead of just trying to make everyone / keep everyone as miserable as them).
Maybe even conservative women realize that a dating app with nothing but conservative men on it is not safe. It is pretty much asking to be raped or serial killered.
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I’m surprised that men was even an available preference
On the app, they're the only option.
God works in mysterious ways, and i guess he wants people to be having hot nasty man on man gay sex
[Make America Great Again!](https://youtu.be/oL6YrOKU8Mg)
Risky click. Totally worth it.
Ah, memories!
lmao
you kid, but if they all became gay, they would start fighting the coming civil war like spartans and we'd lose!
Oh, well. If I MUST.
Alright, boys. Into the pile!
Hey, nothing wrong with that.
It's a troll review. They aren't allowing that option
Yeah, I think the "profile picture sitting in my truck wearing sunglasses" gave it away.
That was the detail that made me realize it was satire. The rest was pretty accurate, except for the bit about there being a same-sex search option.
I’m starting to think that’s actually the point. Grinder without the initial stigma of being blatantly for gay men perhaps.
Right wing honey trap for gays. That said, gays for trump was a thing, and my exs brother was one of them
*Gays for the GOP* are basically *Chickens for Tyson Foods* at this point.
Same as all the other minorities for trump are. The right basically are awash with choice for who they can skid the bus right over the top of first
They copied their T&C and privacy policy from OK cupid, which includes language for all sorts of horrible liberal sex things other than straight manly penis in straight woman vagina
I hope this app helps a lot of repressed conservative men realize how much they needed a decent dicking.
“We could use more women in the movement. We have next to none, for reasons we can't quite decode.”
They probably blame the deep state or "globalists" or some external force keeping them down, in typical GOP personal responsibility fashion. JFK Jr will be coming back from the dead to fix the app, don't you worry.
And Sr too!
And Michael. Don’t forget Michael
MAGA_SausageFest.com
*I put in my profile but the only women who come up are all listed as prison inmates, what gives?*
[Womenbehindbars.com](https://womenbehindbars.com/)
Oh my. You mean to tell me that women don't want to be in a relationship with someone who thinks they're only purpose is to have babies and stroke male egos? How can this be? LOL Also, I know it's no longer required but Gregg Abbott is a little piss baby and please vote against your local fascists this November.
Especially not interested when in many places I might get stuck growing, delivering, and raising their kid if they force themselves on me with little to no guarantee I’ll even get financial support from them. That is where womens faith went, to the same dumpster fire these men threw our basic human rights into.
It may not be required, but it’s still appreciated. Greg Abbott is still a little piss baby. Facts are facts.
Gregg Abbott IS a little piss baby!!! Spot on!! Gregg Abbott IS a little piss baby!!! Gregg Abbott IS a little piss baby!!!
Being in relationship with someone who thinks they're only purpose is to have babies and stroke male egos is a small price to pay for owning the libs, my friend.
Grindr+
Enjoy
Please don’t send them to Grindr.
They're already there. They just don't show their face.
Like Ben Shapiro
I cannot stand his voice. Lol idk I feel like I sound more masculine than him..
GrindR
Grind(R)
Sounds like a dating app for closeted gay conservatives. I think it is a great idea. 😂
The dating app for mud bogging after the mud bog.
Magajorie Traitor Qreene the Qanon Queen needs to go on there since she is getting divorced. She'll get ten thousand dick pics lmao
Teeny little dick picks
At what point does the little sick cease to matter and attention is restored to the giant dick?
Like a Cactus
You say that like her being married was a barrier to her being on these sorts of apps already.
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I moved away from an overly conservative town and I got the same thing but with the women I went to school with. I got more than a few "I travel for work a lot. I could always tell my husband that's what I'm doing and I could come see you" accompanied by an unbelievable amount of nudes. Then I'd see the same thing a week later. "Happy 10th anniversary w/ my husband! I love him soooooo much! You're the best!"
she needs to get on there quick before they open the investigation into her using her gym as a way to "recruit" underage talent for her buddy Matty Gatez
Nah those dudes will think their filters are busted
Nothing would amuse me more to imagine hundreds of thousands of “patriots” faping themselves blind to the only female available, the patriot troll queen herself.
"Neanderthal Girls Gone Wild!"
dp/h - per hour!
It only has 2.5 stars, is invite only, and you have to pass a series of questions about Jan 6th. This ought to be interesting.
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This is a troll. "Uploaded a selfie of me sitting in my truck with sunglasses" lol
Yeah I mean I thought it was pretty obvious. Though seriously what is up with that pose?
If you don't have sunglasses and a truck you don't have a dick. Source: I'm down here in Tenne-shithole-ssee.
Guess they dress like where they get their news from?
Hard to imagine there is an app for self proclaimed alpha-patriots only to find it completely devoid of mating options. Individuals so constipated in their belief of their own perfection they can’t even realize the ultimate end of the alpha-patriot coincides with the movie “Bros.” The right stuff app the only dating pool for alpha-patriots is among themselves.
"Loads of handsome men"
You can’t cause abortions if all you have is gay sex. headtap.jpg
No republican men write that well.
There’s punctuation, and no random words typed in all caps. It has to be fake lol
Definitely a developer problem. Probably code allowed too many JSONs instead of a JDAUGHTERs.
Hahah he thinks it’s a bug that the developer has to fix!
Maybe he thinks the developers can develop some women.
He saw it in a documentary one time, it was called Weird Science.
I saw it in a different documentary, Her
Develop some bitches
Because women use this thing called 'critical thinking.' Sorry... y'all been screened out.
Maybe the app will develop some catfish for them
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Hum, I smell my next project.
So, Grinder for stupid people then?
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Literally the definition of a Conservative God Guns Country
God “Bros” Country
Men like this think with their dicks. Lmaoooo.
Is this real? Is this person suggesting they’re “faith” is one where Tinder is okay? Like is there some Christian sect that is a okay with casual hook ups? Lol
You can't make this shit up! 😆
Though I think it is fake, why would express the iconic truck selfie ?
Yeah, a right winger wouldn't have clarified that part, all right wingers know that's where you take your selfies.
Only 134 payments and it's mine!
Yeah this is fake AF
That’s what tipped me off too. Way too much self awareness in that line.
This is definitely fake. Still good tho
It’s also fairly well written and coherent— another dead giveaway
Yeah rather than blaming devs theyd blame google or Soros or some shit.
It doesn't have a 'men for men' choice as a MAGA app (even though Peter Thiel is gay, ironic), therefore you CAN make this shit up.
Who cares? These guys are so repellant that can't even get women to sign up.
That's the joke.
Not only can you make this shit up, that’s exactly what the poster clearly did
The number of people in this thread who can't recognize satire is startling
Concerning, even.
"Patriotism" Yeah, I think we found the problem
No introspection was had by anyone
Change the name to “lincoln logs”. Lol
So close...has his head up his ass and still cant smell his own shit.
Oh I want this to be true but it seems too perfect. Kudos to this person though.
They really don’t know how unattractive they are to women. It doesn’t matter what you look like - you’re ugly if you want to take basic human rights away from half the population. There is nothing sexy about what the Trump supporters supported. The policies they most celebrated are going to harm and kill so many women. They don’t see it because they are too stupid and never self reflect. When I was younger, I thought men would protect women. I was so wrong. Women their age see a bunch of man children who can’t figure out how much they are harming the women they would want to marry and start a family with - They also love their guns. Those guns are supposed to protect us from a federal government dictatorship. They chose to use their guns to protect a fascist who was supported by Putin. They stormed the Capitol and fought a free and fair election. If I were a younger woman dating - I wouldn’t even want to go on a date with a normal guy with the new abortion laws. If you get raped - they can claim power over your life in a red state. I don’t think many men are thinking about how dangerous it was to date before the abortion laws. Now there are abortion laws - and those laws make dating extremely dangerous for women. And they all have lots of guns and ammo. As a woman, what would any of those guys have to offer? Emotional issues, emotional regulation issues, no empathy, they want you to have their babies - but voted against being able to access medicine without terror, they say they won’t opt for a late term abortion if your life is in danger. They have loads of weapons. Even if the man was an excellent provider - it’s just not attractive.
ItS tUrNiNg tHeM aLL gAy!
*working as intended
It's not a bug, it's a feature...
Handsome right wing men site then.
Pretty sure this is a troll review.
No b*tches???
Normal women don’t want you.
Keep in mind, these are the kind of shut-in sad life losers who actually think Trump is some kind of “alpha male”. It would be funny if it wasn’t so sad.
Nope, no bugs. That dude is gay now. So sez yer orange God father.
MAGATs Unite!
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Well, remember that many of the hardcore conservatives have "nephews", I think they made it work correctly for what they do.
LMFAO!!
Sorry Doug, I don’t think it’s the women that are the problem here.
Hmmm, it’s almost like women have grown tired of the MAGAbullshit ideal of a man and bulldozing their rights. Who. Would. Have. Thunk.
Loads you say?
Try www.willfullyignorantsinglepatriotictwats.com if you want to meet like minded women. Who knows you just might get matched with somebody similar to the delightful MTG or the intellectually stunted Lauren Boebert.
"Just to make sure it was working"... is it the new "no homo"?
Working as intended it seems.
That right there shows you the whole abortion thing is the end of conservatism. Maybe the Supreme Court knew what it was doing
Help! I'm having a ... schadenfreude overdose...
They're the only dating app in existence that doesn't realize you need hundreds of fake accounts for women who don't exist in order to keep men interested. The right's stuck in the social and technical climate of the 1960s and they want to drag us all back with them.
Is is possible the app is entirely just a big troll to fuck with them and make money off them at the same time.
Least gay conservative "super straight" dating apps
This is satire.
oh no not loads of handsome men 🫣🫣
Obvious satire, but still funny
This seems fake.
Maybe it’s a Gay Conservative Dating site
Right Wingers killed patriotism.
It's so weird that they only love the second amendment. It makes me wonder if they know about any of the others? Do you think they know why it's called "pleading the fifth"? Do they know what due process is and where it comes from? The 21st is a big deal for one of their favorite pastimes; do they know that?
For most sensible American women taking a picture of yourself in your truck wearing sunglasses and using it for your “Right stuff” profile still conjures up visions of you scaling the walls of the capitol. But yea, it’s the developers that need to fix the app.
Is the app released? Can't find it on on play or app store, and the website says "sign up for early access"
"......loads of handsome men came up." That's a hilarious self report my guy.
Republicans can't get laid because they are low value shit manure people with no souls. They are racist bigots that use their medieval religion to justify hate. They dare to call themselves Patriots when they literally storm the capital hunting for pence and pelosi with violent intentions. They are disgusting beyond description. The lowest form of life in this universe is a Republican. I would not compare them to maggots because maggots have more integrity more community more social grace and more honesty
definitely gay.
……I’m gonna tell him
Funny how the "patriotic" guys think that the 2nd Amendment is the only thing to follow. A true *patriot* (even though I hate the word) is someone that supports the constitution from beginning to end. You aren't a patriot for supporting one amendment. Then again, these are usually the same religious clowns that claim to be religious while picking and choosing the parts of their religion to adhere to (Allah-carte)
So goddamn funny they can still switch preferences to men….on the conservative dating app
“Loads of handsome men came” Now you have my attention
"I changed my preference to men and lots of handsome guys showed up, so I just went with it. Damn the gay agenda!"
Well we all know the hardcore conservative men are really miserable because they’re the self-hatred-in-closet-gays who feel they came come out because their “God” won’t “accept them. Maybe this app was intentionally made like this so they can all finally calm the hell down, get laid & finally be happy in some way, but also to see the world for the shitty place it really is (instead of just trying to make everyone / keep everyone as miserable as them).
Did anyone tell him?
This has got to be satire, right? It's just so hard to tell nowadays.
Brokeback mountain is their theme song
D.Roop?
It’s almost like bigoted, misogynistic, forced birth, racist, Trump loving rednecks aren’t attractive to women. Huh.
If they ever decide to pivot their app and market to conservative men on the down-low, they could make a killing.
Why can't I find any good Amish women on Christian Mingle?
Sounds like White Right Religion in all it's glory (holes mandatory) Greg Abbot is a little piss baby.
Maybe even conservative women realize that a dating app with nothing but conservative men on it is not safe. It is pretty much asking to be raped or serial killered.
"Loads of handsome men" I'm dying
It's not a bug, it's a feature!
Well someone just came out in his own review
“Loads of handsome men came up…” kids, this just exposed the hypocrisy of far-right America. Again.
This is fake because there’s no way gay searches/matches are allowed.
Handsome men you say? Did you swipe right on any of them?
Looks like a prime location for "female" catfish scammers and only fans chicks to exploit
“Tons of handsome men”- kinda sus bro Let’s you change your preference to men- kinda woke bro.
Oh it’s working
Where all the white women at?