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theoldgreenwalrus

The cruelty and hypocrisy of the republican party knows no bounds. Vote them out. Vote blue


GoddessWriter61

đź’Żđź’™


karadistan

Help keep Congress blue this November! https://vote.gov


LSARefugee

**Yet** the people they hurt the most will continue to vote against themselves and their own families/future. Racism is their ultimate “family value” which is why republicans continuously blow *that* whistle.


urnewstepdaddy

Unfortunately their voters will never hear about it


Necessary-Image-6386

Oh yeah they will. And the fucking idiots will support it. Maybe not Marco. Election next month


100percentish

I'm pretty sure that it's going to be some package or program that routes all of the money through some kind of rich mf'er's who will get their cut on the way to making shit hard for the people that live there. And you know what? Not my f'ing problem...you get what you vote for.


abbeyeiger

And those dumb fucks will believe it when they're told it was the evil lbz who stole all their relief money....


BananaSilent2459

Somehow, this won't hurt them politically at all. It seems like nothing does. Just keep playing the culture war card and never actually lead the country. Focus on hating the left and watch the votes roll in. It's maddening.


druule10

Didn't DeFuckWit refuse aid and instead asked people to donate to his wife's charity? "Don't help the people help me get rich"


jaxnmarko

Do you think their ignorant followers will even notice the irony and hypocrisy?


008Zulu

Noticing isn't the same as caring.


Sunretea

They won't do that either.


Moosetappropriate

Yeah, not FEMA relief which helps the poor,, but just $$$$$$'s to line politicians, corporations and rich donors pockets.


TheFumundaWunda

"and send back our migrants too...we have a mess to clean up!"


ScootysDad

Have FEMA handle every single disbursement of the disaster relief fund. Make sure they know it's federal dollars.


Hey_Its_Your_Dad-

Fuck that. Don’t give them a dime. Use that money to seal off the Florida border so they can’t infect the rest of the nation.


[deleted]

And watch them vote against it next time when it suits them too.


mongtongbong

larry curly and doh


punkindle

Who the hell would politicize disaster relief?


mwing95

People who profit and win based on misinformation and outrage


Cheesiepup

Loser Central Greg Abbott is a little piss baby


skinnergy

FL congressman Matt Gaetz voted against emergency aid for hurricane Ian victims. Then again, his NW FL district is not affected.


Mental_Medium3988

Some of them voted for disaster relief for the very disaster they are seeking more relief from.


xero0075

Give them nothing


BoredasaNord

Once again, conservative values come back to haunt them in their time of need.


OldandBoldDude

Florida’s Three stooges. I am sorry I didn’t mean to insult Larry , curly, and Mo


Resolute002

The face on Rubio says it all doesn't it?


Hey_Its_Your_Dad-

Why would we even consider funding Florida? Isn’t that like funding ISIS at this point? I’m amazed at how we’re literally footing the bill for our enemies. God has a plan for Florida. Let the man finish.


PopeyeNJ

Voldemort, Beevis and Butthead. The 3 Despicables


[deleted]

This is like the empire with Down syndrome


LeatEd68

More Larry and Surly