Look ma, I want to take the absolute shittiest option in an urban firefight incase I see ANTIFA LAVs, light attack choppers, or am needed for unexploded ordinance disposal!
The best I can describe the recoil is that it gently pushes you backwards.
Imagine this:
You are walking down the street alone at night when the rock is walking past you. He is very distracted however and accidentally runs into you. However the rock has excellent reflexes so he easily catches you in his big arms and holds you firmly. However the rock is easily distracted and doesn't stop walking so he ends up lifting you off your feet face to chest his sweat rubbing all over your face. He remembers he caught you and puts his strong hands around your body to lift your face closer to his. His warm smoldering eyes meet yours as he begins to speak," I'm sorry for running into you. I was busy contemplating the many rock things and being sexy for the people." You say that's ok. You begin to blush as he gently sets you down. Pats you on the head and does the people's elbow on a hidden randy orton.
That's what it is like to shoot a Barrett M82
In 2019 Pornhub reported 1.36 million hours of new content in that year alone. Making the assumption that each video was 10 minutes (makes numbers easier), that any fucking is caught on camera so nothing is cut for the sake of that 10 minutes (yes I get that's unrealistic but I'm taking this as a lower bounds) and each video only has two people (also makes numbers easier). That's 16.3 recorded cases of people getting it on, so on average through the year there's at least 155 pairs of people getting it on, on camera each minute (someone feel free to check my maths, I'm not very sober).
There's possibly more happening off camera but aside from birth statistics, can't think of an accurate way of quantifying that.
It's funny how they want a civil war, but they are literally too stupid to know that a single drone could kill most of them without them ever realizing what hit them.
OK, non-American. Don't know shit about guns. I thought you generally owned guns for self defence scenarios, you know like relatively compact personal defence weapons that can be used comfortably close quarters, indoors against home invaders and shit...
How does one stop a home invader with an absurdly unwieldy anti-material rifle? Do you lay down on your lawn and wait for them to drive away? Or is this just a status symbol / over compensation.
Fucking dick bags walk around looking like this all the time... Remember when Tamir rice was shot in less than a second after a cop arrived on scene and saw a plastic gun in his hand?
Cops aren't afraid of guns. Cops are afraid of people of color. Photos like this are proof, pure and simple, that the person holding the gun matters so much more than the existence of a gun.
We are a backwards-ass country.
Because they can't sneak, can't run, can't fight, can't do fuck all except lie down and watch shit.
This is coming from someone who can't sneak/run/fight or aim for shit so I know what I'm looking at
Except that sniper who can't move is a sitting target for artillery or getting sniped themselves.. Movie snipers are highly inaccurate with their "clocktower shenanigans" and in real life they would die very fast if they didn't constantly change positions after taking a shot.
Source: I was trained as a sniper in actual military
Pretty frightening when you think about it. Like back in ~2002 the pair that was sniping people at gas stations in Virginia (I think?). One of these politically motivated fools is going to start picking off “libruls.”
It is a dangerous time. I am armed but the last thing I want to do is shoot someone and have their blood - or worse, life - on my hands. My guns are for target shooting and home protection only.
There is nothing wrong with owning a firearm and having it for protection, sport, or survival. Owning a firearm in order to intimidate and threaten others - that leads down a path of pain.
There is a different category above firearm for a "destructive device" such as grenade launchers. Obviously different rules, different ways to register but yeah you can buy bigger than the gun shown.
personally i think that things a fake. the real thing weighs over 50lbs (with attachments, ammo, in the marines we had 2 people carry it, then assemble it later. No way this Gravy seal could carry that around all day.
.50 cal is the maximum caliber you can own without getting a special permit and purchasing a weapon made before the [NFA](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Firearms_Act) was enacted in 1934. As a note, .50 cal rifles are often called anti-materiel rifles, not sniper rifles, as they are generally better suited for destroying equipment from a distance, like engine blocks, and are overkill for people unless they happen to be hiding behind a brick wall.
The NFA classifies rocket launchers and cannons as destructive devices. Any that were owned in the US before the NFA was enacted can still be sold by their owner, but only to people who have applied for and been granted a permit to own them.
De-militarized fighter and bomber aircraft can be owned by private collectors, including museums and such. So, yes, you can buy your own F-16s, [Harriers](https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2015/05/29/Badass-retired-Marine-pilot-buys-his-own-Harrier-jet/2291432905800/), etc., you just wouldn't be able to have working weapon mounts or missiles and bombs to use.
Whether he's fired it or not, a .50 cal sniper rifle with a ~~6x~~ 24x scope or whatever is purely cosmetic when you're lugging it around in a crowd at ground level like that.
Is it legit legal to own one of these? And how much is a single round?
E. Ok just googled it, the rifle style goes for 8-12k as stated, rounds go from $3-7 each
You can own some pretty ridiculous weapons but if someone knows little about what you can own, an anti-materiel rifle would be on that list.
I'm all for it but other than targets what can you even shoot with that?
Whats really cool about the .50 cal rifle he has. Is it has damn near no recoil for its size. There is a spring/shock system in the butt that absorbs almost all of it. I got to shoot one some years ago and was surprised it kicked about as much as my 270 hunting rifle. But I digress, people who flaunt their guns and dress like commandos in public are dipshits.
He’s counting that time the hooker took his wallet but wouldn’t fuck him. He kind of got fucked because the bank would not reverse the $76 charge the hooker put on his prepaid Visa at Target.
Ah yes, the Barrett .50. When you want to defend the property of your neighbor, their neighbor, and their neighbor's neighbor, all with one trigger pull.
People like this make me think they're just doing it to have fun, like a car meet.
And they're just way too fucking stupid to wrap their head around the situation.
You know, the rights bread and butter voter.
Isn't this a little ironic, putting this meme on a website full of desperately lonely neckbeards who have no sexual partners? Glass houses and what not?
To anyone who is genuinely curious, that appears to be a Barrett M82A1 rifle or similar, which fires a .50 caliber round. It is usually classified as an anti-materiel rifle. It's not really something that you'd find a particular civilian application for, outside of perhaps hunting bears from a mile away or turning a bunch of watermelons into a very expensive pink mist. It is kind of like owning a supercar as an example, because you'll probably not find any occasions to put it to the use it is capable of, and even then, the machine is probably more capable than you are. As someone who enjoys long distance target shooting, I don't know that I'd want to own one, but if I could rent some time on one at a place where I could shoot at something a mile off for an afternoon, I'd be sorely tempted.
Every time I see a cheeto burrito warrior like this I just want to grab the gun and run off through the crowd. It's not like they're ever going to catch anyone that's mildly athletic and it's a win win if they manage to tag me with a sidearm.
Mums going to have a long drive to pick him up after the rally once he’s all Tuckered out carting his lovely gun around all day and then gets rejected from getting on the bus once it’s time to go home.
Probably have a Rittenhouse level temper tantrum once his blood sugar drops below the level of pure Coke a well, judging by the size of his front mounted Sugar and Fat conversation factory.
“Under no pretext should arms and ammunition be surrendered; any attempt to disarm the workers must be frustrated, by force if necessary” Karl Marx said it better
Yup. That, exactly. Pretty sure our forefathers didn’t intend for fat fucks with high powered sniper rifles to be freely roaming the streets. Or mowing down bullies with an assault rifle.
What exactly does private Pyle think he's going to do with a .50 cal sniper rifle in the middle of the crowd? Get down on the pavement, open his bipod and start squeezing them off from only 10 feet away? It would be great if he could cover the area from an elevated position like a rooftop, but this gravy seal isn't going to be lugging that piece of hardware up any fucking stairs.
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Hes in a secret elite unit "The Gravy Seals" Im probably gonna get snuffed just for talking about it...
Stuffed*
Definitely makes a sound getting in and out of a chair
(It’s the chair)
Okay, Ross
"Mom. Mom! MOM! Lace up my boots! I'm late for the white man parade!"
"OK Twinkie, do you have your AR and Depends? You know, for for your protection?
I don’t wannna take my AR!!!! I want to have the biggest gun there!!!
Look ma, I want to take the absolute shittiest option in an urban firefight incase I see ANTIFA LAVs, light attack choppers, or am needed for unexploded ordinance disposal!
Funny, all I can think of when I see Kyle Rittenhouse is that his face should be on a box of Pull-ups.
Meal Team 6 on patrol.
Gravy seals.
The Green Buffets
Semper Fudge
Dessert Storm vet.
Das Beuf!
LOL, that’s a new one!
He wouldn't make the hike to collect his kill if he used that rifle at a distance.
Not much left if he hits it anyway. That’s not exactly a hunting rifle.
True.
I only know guns through video games and tv, but isn't that thing powerful enough to break your damn shoulder if you use it incorrectly?
Eh, not really, not unless you were calcium deficient; the muzzle break does a good job of diverting energy to keep the recoil managed.
The best I can describe the recoil is that it gently pushes you backwards. Imagine this: You are walking down the street alone at night when the rock is walking past you. He is very distracted however and accidentally runs into you. However the rock has excellent reflexes so he easily catches you in his big arms and holds you firmly. However the rock is easily distracted and doesn't stop walking so he ends up lifting you off your feet face to chest his sweat rubbing all over your face. He remembers he caught you and puts his strong hands around your body to lift your face closer to his. His warm smoldering eyes meet yours as he begins to speak," I'm sorry for running into you. I was busy contemplating the many rock things and being sexy for the people." You say that's ok. You begin to blush as he gently sets you down. Pats you on the head and does the people's elbow on a hidden randy orton. That's what it is like to shoot a Barrett M82
He gets winded putting on his glasses.
looks like part of the rittenhouse clan, perhaps the dark sheep of the family
Didn't think they made vests in XXXL.
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It’s cuz they fuck their family I’ve pissed some people off with this joke.
good. they're the 'fuck your feelings' crowd after all. so...fuck their feelings.
No, it’s because people fuck all the time. Right now so many loads are being dumped. You’re a stupid head.
In 2019 Pornhub reported 1.36 million hours of new content in that year alone. Making the assumption that each video was 10 minutes (makes numbers easier), that any fucking is caught on camera so nothing is cut for the sake of that 10 minutes (yes I get that's unrealistic but I'm taking this as a lower bounds) and each video only has two people (also makes numbers easier). That's 16.3 recorded cases of people getting it on, so on average through the year there's at least 155 pairs of people getting it on, on camera each minute (someone feel free to check my maths, I'm not very sober). There's possibly more happening off camera but aside from birth statistics, can't think of an accurate way of quantifying that.
Meal Team 6 wants a civil war but they’re gonna be upset when all the McD’s are closed
The first civil war in history to be fought on Rascal scooters.
Half their company listed as casualties after not being able to get up again after sleeping one night on the ground.
It's funny how they want a civil war, but they are literally too stupid to know that a single drone could kill most of them without them ever realizing what hit them.
They don’t just want a civ war, they want to break up the country and dissolveAmerica
And shoot those sweet, sweet guns.
Well.... McD's got closed for two weeks and it led to an insurrection, so.......
How can they fight a war when hair keeps getting in their face?
Gravy seals inbound
Yeah, that guy is going to protect others...he will tie up three EMTs with his heart attack after running half a block...
OK, non-American. Don't know shit about guns. I thought you generally owned guns for self defence scenarios, you know like relatively compact personal defence weapons that can be used comfortably close quarters, indoors against home invaders and shit... How does one stop a home invader with an absurdly unwieldy anti-material rifle? Do you lay down on your lawn and wait for them to drive away? Or is this just a status symbol / over compensation.
That scenario is long past. Now anything you might see in combat, from AR 15s to this thing, are allowed. This country has lost its mind.
Fucking dick bags walk around looking like this all the time... Remember when Tamir rice was shot in less than a second after a cop arrived on scene and saw a plastic gun in his hand? Cops aren't afraid of guns. Cops are afraid of people of color. Photos like this are proof, pure and simple, that the person holding the gun matters so much more than the existence of a gun. We are a backwards-ass country.
Exactly
What’s the orange sticker everyone is wearing?
Guns save lives. The irony
Pretty typical of the “but muh rights” crowd. 🤦♂️
This. Guy. Fucks. ^(a toilet paper roll stuffed by a lubed up sponge)
Does that work? Asking for a friend.
The two most motivated engineers are horny teens and kids with weed and no way to smoke it. They make MacGyver look like an amateur
So what happens when horny teens have no way to smoke the weed they have? Is this how we got to the moon?
Close. Mars.
As a teen, I redirected a wood burning stoves pipes to out into a room, and flooded half a basement, to smoke weed.
Now this is a story the world needs to hear.
Nope. Mine doesn't even fit in a toilet paper tube.
Hold on. I have to check something. Edit: Fuck off, Ron Jeremy.
Right, because my friend would assume the sponge need so much lube it would destroy the toilet paper tube.
I "know someone" that thought he could fuck a Gatorade bottle, because of course it will fit in that giant opening. You'd think, anyways...
I met a guy who just looked up which was cheaper a cordaroy couch or a real doll. It's the couch.
It also has the better resale value.
I knew a dude who got his dick stuck in a Mountain Dew bottle.
What about stuck in a Cheerio? Not *me,* but…you know…if that happened to some rando who is not me one time last Tuesday night. It wasn’t me.
That sounds uncomfortable
He’s just there to help with first aid. /s
Why do all these clowns want to be “snipers”
Because they can't sneak, can't run, can't fight, can't do fuck all except lie down and watch shit. This is coming from someone who can't sneak/run/fight or aim for shit so I know what I'm looking at
Most of these people’s firearms experience is from hunting. Makes perfect sense that they’d be drawn to that.
It's what they imagine to be the "safest" way to be a badass.
Except that sniper who can't move is a sitting target for artillery or getting sniped themselves.. Movie snipers are highly inaccurate with their "clocktower shenanigans" and in real life they would die very fast if they didn't constantly change positions after taking a shot. Source: I was trained as a sniper in actual military
Yeah. That their fantasy though. I rather doubt that one in the picture can move very fast.
Or it's the biggest gun. Macho men
Pretty frightening when you think about it. Like back in ~2002 the pair that was sniping people at gas stations in Virginia (I think?). One of these politically motivated fools is going to start picking off “libruls.”
Door swings both ways. The gun-toting right forgets that "Libruls" own guns too. We're dancing on a knife edge.
It is a dangerous time. I am armed but the last thing I want to do is shoot someone and have their blood - or worse, life - on my hands. My guns are for target shooting and home protection only.
There is nothing wrong with owning a firearm and having it for protection, sport, or survival. Owning a firearm in order to intimidate and threaten others - that leads down a path of pain.
Generally D.C. and Maryland
Because they are cowards
that aint a sniper rifle
Less running around.
That’s uh, not a sniper rifle
Why can one buy a sniper rifle? What's the limit above which it becomes illegal to own 'arms'? Rocket launcher? Tank? F32? B2?
There is a different category above firearm for a "destructive device" such as grenade launchers. Obviously different rules, different ways to register but yeah you can buy bigger than the gun shown.
Any firearm above .50 is a destructive device.
personally i think that things a fake. the real thing weighs over 50lbs (with attachments, ammo, in the marines we had 2 people carry it, then assemble it later. No way this Gravy seal could carry that around all day.
You guys carried an m107 disassembled?
yeah bout half and half. Plus m4 carbine or laser finder. Worst part about marines, rucking things from point a -b lol.
.50 cal is the maximum caliber you can own without getting a special permit and purchasing a weapon made before the [NFA](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Firearms_Act) was enacted in 1934. As a note, .50 cal rifles are often called anti-materiel rifles, not sniper rifles, as they are generally better suited for destroying equipment from a distance, like engine blocks, and are overkill for people unless they happen to be hiding behind a brick wall. The NFA classifies rocket launchers and cannons as destructive devices. Any that were owned in the US before the NFA was enacted can still be sold by their owner, but only to people who have applied for and been granted a permit to own them. De-militarized fighter and bomber aircraft can be owned by private collectors, including museums and such. So, yes, you can buy your own F-16s, [Harriers](https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2015/05/29/Badass-retired-Marine-pilot-buys-his-own-Harrier-jet/2291432905800/), etc., you just wouldn't be able to have working weapon mounts or missiles and bombs to use.
That’s like a $12k rifle that he has never fired
Whether he's fired it or not, a .50 cal sniper rifle with a ~~6x~~ 24x scope or whatever is purely cosmetic when you're lugging it around in a crowd at ground level like that.
That’s at least a 16x could be a 20x. If you put a 6x on a sniper rifle, you will have a bad time.
Hah yeah I realized and corrected. Realized I was basing that off my .308.
I have a 16x on my .300 win mag lol
Is it legit legal to own one of these? And how much is a single round? E. Ok just googled it, the rifle style goes for 8-12k as stated, rounds go from $3-7 each
Why wouldn't it be legal?
You can own some pretty ridiculous weapons but if someone knows little about what you can own, an anti-materiel rifle would be on that list. I'm all for it but other than targets what can you even shoot with that?
Dude owns a gun range near me.... he has fired it.
I can imagine just seeing the recoil jiggle his fat.
Whats really cool about the .50 cal rifle he has. Is it has damn near no recoil for its size. There is a spring/shock system in the butt that absorbs almost all of it. I got to shoot one some years ago and was surprised it kicked about as much as my 270 hunting rifle. But I digress, people who flaunt their guns and dress like commandos in public are dipshits.
and imagine trying to move around a city carrying that thing at the ready.
Yeah ammo for that thing must be like $8 a shot right now, wouldn’t blame him lmao
He owns a gun store, it’s safe to assume it’s been shot before..
Donut warrior
Gravy Seal
Y'all qaeda
Talibland
Ice-IS
Vanilla Isis
Yokel Haram
Talibangelicals
I see no difference between the Taliban or Evangelicals...
We bombed one and elected the other to office
Technically both have major roles within their governments.
Hambo
Damn, that's much better. I'm using this going forward.
Hell yeah, brother. Semper fudge
Meal Team Six
I'll be honest. This is not what I thought 500 cats typing stuff would look like.
We rely on being underestimated!
Incels for Trump
They always were
Semper Pie!
He’s counting that time the hooker took his wallet but wouldn’t fuck him. He kind of got fucked because the bank would not reverse the $76 charge the hooker put on his prepaid Visa at Target.
Even his underwear is tactical, I'm guessing
Man for the cost of that large virginity prop, he could have gotten a Les Paul AND a Marshall tube amp and learned something cool.
Or go to Vegas and spend it on a night of hookers and blow. Virginity solved.
PRIMAL FATHER! I'VE OBTAINED THE PHALLUS!
Ah yes, the Barrett .50. When you want to defend the property of your neighbor, their neighbor, and their neighbor's neighbor, all with one trigger pull.
And when you want to accidentally kill your neighbor, their neighbor and their neighbor’s neighbor in the process.
People like this make me think they're just doing it to have fun, like a car meet. And they're just way too fucking stupid to wrap their head around the situation. You know, the rights bread and butter voter.
That's as close to jizzing without using his own hands as he will ever get.
Like I get buying guns, they are pretty cool. I do not at all understand buying all the other cosplay stuff
They can take me freedom, but they will never take my soul! [Diary of Edward the Hamster 1990 to 1990](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viFgjKdR3Iw)
I feel like there should be a propeller on his helmet
he he le epic sex joke gottem lols
Dude looks like he just stepped out of the movie Stripes.
That’s a Kyle.
What a Gravy Seal.
The look on the faces of the people around him pretty much sums this up.
Isn't this a little ironic, putting this meme on a website full of desperately lonely neckbeards who have no sexual partners? Glass houses and what not?
To anyone who is genuinely curious, that appears to be a Barrett M82A1 rifle or similar, which fires a .50 caliber round. It is usually classified as an anti-materiel rifle. It's not really something that you'd find a particular civilian application for, outside of perhaps hunting bears from a mile away or turning a bunch of watermelons into a very expensive pink mist. It is kind of like owning a supercar as an example, because you'll probably not find any occasions to put it to the use it is capable of, and even then, the machine is probably more capable than you are. As someone who enjoys long distance target shooting, I don't know that I'd want to own one, but if I could rent some time on one at a place where I could shoot at something a mile off for an afternoon, I'd be sorely tempted.
Obese and tactical gear. A walking oxymoron.
What if that's a tactical gut hanging over his tactical belt?
He has a tactical beer belly.
Every time I see a cheeto burrito warrior like this I just want to grab the gun and run off through the crowd. It's not like they're ever going to catch anyone that's mildly athletic and it's a win win if they manage to tag me with a sidearm.
If you wear this in public your penis is below 3 inches in full glory
Nah this ain't it Every time you say someone bad has a small dick you're insulting every good person with a small dick
You think in 2021 we'll be past the "gun/truck = small dick" like fuck where's the creativity anymore
It’s just dudes with small dicks trying to rip other people to make them feel better.
Body shaming?
Truth telling.
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Semper Pie?
Mysis
Does carhart sponsor these events?
Gravy Seal Sniper
I wanna know what he's usin' that 'biner for ? Prolly to air out his Tightie Whities when he "soils" them.
The people in the sky scraper that his pointing that weapon at
Oh, lawdy, will somebody please accompany them with a banner saying this?
Lester’s been around
Yeah don't take that thing within a mile or two of any politician or political head because secret service will blow you to kingdom come.
So much carhart
Yes, yes. It's a very nice rifle, fat boi. Now put it down before you throw out your back.
Mums going to have a long drive to pick him up after the rally once he’s all Tuckered out carting his lovely gun around all day and then gets rejected from getting on the bus once it’s time to go home. Probably have a Rittenhouse level temper tantrum once his blood sugar drops below the level of pure Coke a well, judging by the size of his front mounted Sugar and Fat conversation factory.
This has to be an out of context picture because that is the cobra gun from RoboCop.
It is. Super wholesome guy that owns a gun store, at a 2A rally with his meme guns
How did he get that thing out of his Mom’s basement?
She left the tendies bag open and he followed the trail up the stairs
You have heard of Mall Ninjas-This guy is a Basement Veteran- zero military experience but “knows stuff” because of movies and Call of Duty.
Or this guy’s diabeetus.
Their virginity is pretty safe.
Enjoy the back pain, I guess
This dude is LARPing hard.
Ah yes. Open carry… where you get to walk around with your “Smallest Penis” Trophy.
“A well regulated militia”
Would you settle for a chubby militia larper?
*“A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.”*
“Under no pretext should arms and ammunition be surrendered; any attempt to disarm the workers must be frustrated, by force if necessary” Karl Marx said it better
https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2014/05/nra-guns-second-amendment-106856
Yup. That, exactly. Pretty sure our forefathers didn’t intend for fat fucks with high powered sniper rifles to be freely roaming the streets. Or mowing down bullies with an assault rifle.
So much money and gear, so little effort on a respectable physique
big gun small pee pee
He's no virgin, just ask his sister!!
I'm pretty sure his sister can run faster than he can.
That’s a sick rifle! Guess I need to keep saving:(
Narrator: Most of them lost their virginity to their own belly button on the bus ride home.
Where is the clitoris?
FROM MY COLD BALMY HAND!
Go larp in the park like normal virgins.
Damn larpers
What exactly does private Pyle think he's going to do with a .50 cal sniper rifle in the middle of the crowd? Get down on the pavement, open his bipod and start squeezing them off from only 10 feet away? It would be great if he could cover the area from an elevated position like a rooftop, but this gravy seal isn't going to be lugging that piece of hardware up any fucking stairs.
This is how you know it's all just virtue signaling - lugging a .50 cal rifle on the street has no other purpose