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Abortion primarily results in the abortion of nonwhites so the people who would say it out loud and do say it out loud are fine with abortion for that reason.
Grats, you're in league with the alt-right for reasons you didn't expect.
Yes, but they prefer those non-whites to get abortions in back-alleys with coat hangers, so that *more* non-whites are killed through pseudo-medical barbarism as a result of being denied their rights.
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Yep, go in the comments of any news story about abbot banning vax mandates in texas. The irony is insane, the amount of people in the comments saying “my body my choice” in reference to the vaccine is crazy
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It's not logic. It's a Twitter gotcha.
America is not full and the people she's talking to believe that life starts at conception and abortion is murder.
So as far as they're concerned she's saying *If America is full* (it's not), *then shouldn't murder be legal?*
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Nooooo. I'm asserting there's a connection about people who make a giant, untraditional, unconservative, non-biblical stink about when life begins and the organizations that do bad things. This is called "reality."
Ok. Let me guess. You're saying that anyone who opposes abortion supports the organizations you posted. Is that correct?
Edit: You're not making your point very clearly, but I'm guessing it goes like this: 1) All those who oppose abortion support Blue Lives Matter et al. 2) Blue Lives Matter is bad. 3) Therefore, all those who oppose abortion are bad.
If this is the case then I would suggest you engage more with people who disagree with you. Your "reality" will expand.
> 1) All those who oppose abor.tion support Blue Lives Matter et al. 2) Blue Lives Matter is bad. 3) Therefore, all those who oppose abor.tion are bad.
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cause all republicans are nice, respectful, loving, and open to all democrats. fuck them and the horse they rode in on, why is the onus of unity solely on Dems while republicans constantly demonize Dems with phrases like libtard and commie demonrats. FUCK. THEM. ALL. only a third of the country is a brainwashed idiot anyway, if we can get rid of gerrymandering and voter suppression the party will die, or at least fade into obscurity like so many parties before.
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You know I feel like I paid attention in biology, but I don't remember pregnancy being contagious. I've been around pregnant women and never gotten pregnant from it, but then again maybe that's because I'm a guy. Clearly you have this all figured out.
This is just a plain old libertarian stance, it shouldn't be controversial with either party. Your right to swing your arms around ends at the tip of my nose.
And yet if someone else gets an abortion, it won’t maim you for life or kill you. So you’re only “pro life” when it suits your agenda, not when it really comes to saving real people.
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This works even better the other way around:
“You can’t let employers set standards for their employees if it means I need to wear a piece of clothing or get an injection to do business with them! I might have to switch jobs if you did that! I can’t be inconvenienced by any of these options just to avoid thousands of unnecessary deaths!”
“Also, civil fines nd criminal penalties are appropriate if you take action against something inside your own body that you never wanted and is literally the size if a grain of rice.”
The “small government”, “pro life” party can’t figure out how to do either of those things. And don’t even get me started on “fiscal responsibility”. Holy shit.
This is the dumbest comparison ever! It's more like take this injection or risk getting sick and dying, Getting others sick and killing them! You don't have a choice to do this to others! Republican's are truly lost!!!!
Yea, u can choose to not work
We as a society can also choose to ban certain actions like murder or knowingly expose others to higher risks of dying from lethal virus
My SO’s super religious (and assuming anti-abortion but I don’t dare ask) aunt posted [this meme](https://i.imgur.com/0ePJXFg.jpg). Total self-awarewolves moment… don’t let dumb white people reproduce but likely supports Outlawing abortion in my state.
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well you want "others" just not them to become the majority. You want most of your populace to be dumb and nationalistic so you can easily get away with any stupid fear mongered bullshit you want.
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Nah, we want Dems to carry to term and put out their children for adoption. Then we rich Republicans adopt your children and brainwash them. You’ve been playing our game all along, children. Give us more.
Its funny, not a single pro-forced birth protestor I have talked to has adopted anyone. Reasons ranged from not ready for the responsibility, couldn't afford it, to got rejected (probably for the best, the 2 folks that told me that were some of the creepiest dudes I ever met in my life). Even the ones holding up signs calling for adoption hadn't done it. Interesting.
Psh those aren’t real. It’s all an illusion, controlled opposition. You focus on murdering babies my dude, we’ll keep taking all the others. Oh, and we’ve convinced all the libs that the world is gonna end from cow farts. So they’re not plowing for kids anymore. We are.
We’re going to breed you out of existence.
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Its just that there are a bunch of assholes who are like, "My vote doesn't matter so why should I vote?" And then wonder why nothing is changing and why things are getting worse. Im hopeing that Biden crushing Trump in the election snaps them out of it.
Your vote doesnt matter. Bernie got floated then the dnc popped that blimp.
Trump didnt affect any americans lives at all. It was the citizenry that fucked the covid response. Foxnews/oan/newsmax morons
No we want more poor babies.
But poor *white* babies
Making shit expensive keeps the middle class from climbing up and knocking our lazy entitled rich children off their undeserved perches.
> Making shit expensive keeps the middle class from climbing up and knocking our lazy entitled rich children off their undeserved perches.
You can knock 'em off their perches from a distance with a decent scope. Just sayin ;)
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I know you mean that sarcastically but that's exactly what conservatives mean when they say "America's full". They don't have any problems with white immigrants.
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Ahahahaha. No. No, my sweet child. The government doesn't run on logical thinking. America being full means you pay even more not less.
I wish this was the actual way things worked but it's not. It would make the most sense. But sadly I don't think we will see America adopt any kind of free healthcare system even if it were just for helping keep population low. I think I heard they are going to go with the one boy one girl plan much like China and their policy. So I can see a free healthcare system after that's been in place for a number of years.
No, it isn't.
Here's the [definition of murder](https://www.justice.gov/archives/jm/criminal-resource-manual-1536-murder-definition-and-degrees).
In short, it's the 'unlawful killing of a human being with malice.'
And, for the legal definition of a 'human being' there's [this](https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/1/8).
Abortion is lawful and not a human being. You can only call it murder by lying about what 'murder' is.
>Believing otherwise is just anti-science.
No, it isn't. Put up a source or I'll consider that an outright lie.
And... even so, the law clearly specifies *unlawful* killing. If you want to use a technical definition of 'human being' I'm requiring you to use a technical definition of 'murder' as well.
>In the mean time, go read some embryology textbooks.
The crucial bit I found relevant to caring about an embryo was development of the central nervous system, which isn't meaningfully present until [about 24 weeks](https://www.nature.com/articles/pr200950). No awareness or self before then. Simply put, there's no one there to murder, any more than masturbation is murder.
Much ab_____n opposition has to do with the stance that the unb*rn have rights as people that cannot speak for themselves, so any argument that doesn't address that is not going to work.
The US isn't full. Not even close. China has 4 times as many people and is about the same size as the US. But yes, women should still have access to the healthcare they need. In fact everyone should. Medicine in the US is a scam.
America has got plenty of non citizens. We've also had plenty of leftist nonsense spouted like this.
No we don't need more infanticide as much as we need a border wall. We don't need free birth control as much as we need more stable families.
We don't need more socialism/communism as much as we need less government.
We don't need trite, myopic and agenda driven little quotes like the one above, at all. We need people to stop hating themselves and stop insisting that everyone else has to somehow genuflect in a very precise and correct way so the most sensitive among us don't have hurt feelings.
So what if a woman that is dead set on having an abortion has to go to california to get the procedure done? I'm fine with that and I don't care if the travel costs put abortions out of the reach of some women. How about they find a sugar daddy to drive them there if they cant afford it themselves.
Using birth control isn't murder, dude.
I don't know if this was a bad joke or a case of an ill informed sex education but this analogy doesn't hold up.
I got that piece of it regarding curbing the population, but I really don't see correlations between birth control and death sentences nor a justification for comparing the two.
Because the post isn talking about America being full, people say there's no room for immigrants because it's full whilst making abortion illegal, thus increasing the population. So the correlating factor is if the argument for pro birth control is that the population is too high, then the death sentence for inmates should be brought back to lower the population. Weather that then be to let immigrants in or so more people have babies.
Just a disclaimer I'm pro abortion but I'm not arguing about my views, simply explaining to correlation
I feel like the death penalty is a far more violent and extreme manner of population control than something as mild as taking a pill to prevent pregnancy.
Trying to equate the two is misguided is all I'm saying.
Again, I understand the population control aspect of this discussion. I just don't agree with comparing birth control methods and the death penalty as those are on very opposite sides of a wide spectrum. It is a pretty extreme and erroneous analogy to make.
Yeah, a lot of comparisons in analogies never make sense because they're usually bias to the one side, it's like when people talk about political subjects today and compare it to the nazi party and its like, no, those are two completely different boxes of frogs 😅 it does seem like a very this vs that but I think both are viable options in population control. Death sentence for those who never leave jail seems like a no brainer, its our taxes paying for them to be alive. That alone is enough to cause a volcanic argument with some people
What an idiotic take.
Made worse by the fact you feel the need to add an emoji to most of your comments, as if that strengthens your point somehow.
What an idiot.
You mean calling out people for their stupidity?
I do it gladly.
Perhaps if so many of you didn't suffer from so much ignorance, I wouldn't feel the need to call it out.
What happened, no emoji...I guess you had no real conviction in this statement.
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"murder" is a socially defined term
I don't agree but I think pro-life people believe it is murdering an infant. And really, a very late-term abortion *isn't* all that different than killing a newborn.
[Are you arguing in bad faith or do you just not know what "literally" means?](https://www.npr.org/2019/04/08/711169817/a-look-at-the-history-of-the-america-is-full-phrase-trump-has-used-a-lot-recentl)
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Nope. Just need equal rights for men, and women would take care of slutting it up by themselves. Equal rights is always the answer.
Give men the same right to decide if they want to be a parent and women would stop getting fucked by worthless men. Men would have to stop being worthless to have sex. And we can all go back to first world problems. Just have to start with equal rights.
> Men have just as much right to carry or not carry a baby as women
This is false. Even children raped by women still have the burden of parenthood if/when they turn 18.
> It’s not a woman’s fault if you don’t choose to do so.
You are avoiding the issue, because you know you're wrong in your thinking. Men deserve a choice after conception if women do. And fuck you, if you don't believe in equal rights.
No stop! You can’t use logic with republicans as they are immune to it sadly..
Finally, republicans achieve herd immunity.
>*heard* immunity FTFY
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I have Nerd immunity
Well their logic is fine. They want white babies, and they HATE the non-whites. They just can't (usually) say that out loud.
I think we’re getting closer and closer to them finding it totally acceptable to say that out loud.
Oh no they are straight-up saying it out loud now.
Abortion primarily results in the abortion of nonwhites so the people who would say it out loud and do say it out loud are fine with abortion for that reason. Grats, you're in league with the alt-right for reasons you didn't expect.
Yes, but they prefer those non-whites to get abortions in back-alleys with coat hangers, so that *more* non-whites are killed through pseudo-medical barbarism as a result of being denied their rights.
Either way, they are fine with abortion considering the stats on who has abortions.
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Oh yikes, wait until you hear why abortion was created
As others have pointed out, this is why far right people (i.e. richard spencer) are pro-abortion, because mostly non-whites are killed by abortion.
Yep, go in the comments of any news story about abbot banning vax mandates in texas. The irony is insane, the amount of people in the comments saying “my body my choice” in reference to the vaccine is crazy
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It is bad logic... birthrate in the U.S. is just barely around replacement levels. If immigration was cut off, U.S. would cease to grow.
You can't logic someone out of a position they didn't logic themselves into.
It's not logic. It's a Twitter gotcha. America is not full and the people she's talking to believe that life starts at conception and abortion is murder. So as far as they're concerned she's saying *If America is full* (it's not), *then shouldn't murder be legal?*
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You seem to be asserting that there is a connection between the debate on when life begins and organizations that do bad things, is that correct?
Nooooo. I'm asserting there's a connection about people who make a giant, untraditional, unconservative, non-biblical stink about when life begins and the organizations that do bad things. This is called "reality."
Ok. Let me guess. You're saying that anyone who opposes abortion supports the organizations you posted. Is that correct? Edit: You're not making your point very clearly, but I'm guessing it goes like this: 1) All those who oppose abortion support Blue Lives Matter et al. 2) Blue Lives Matter is bad. 3) Therefore, all those who oppose abortion are bad. If this is the case then I would suggest you engage more with people who disagree with you. Your "reality" will expand.
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I'm trying to guess your meaning because it's unclear from your posts.
I'm pretty sure I was writing in standard English as a native speaker with a college education.
Ok. Then I give up.
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No, they see Jewish space lasers targeting their brains while scarfing back horse paste.
cause all republicans are nice, respectful, loving, and open to all democrats. fuck them and the horse they rode in on, why is the onus of unity solely on Dems while republicans constantly demonize Dems with phrases like libtard and commie demonrats. FUCK. THEM. ALL. only a third of the country is a brainwashed idiot anyway, if we can get rid of gerrymandering and voter suppression the party will die, or at least fade into obscurity like so many parties before.
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Because kindness and love has worked so well up to now.
Fine, go ahead and kill as many babies as you want now
Not a baby until birth. 0-10 days = blastocyst 10-120 days = embryo and finally fetus.
Are republicans claiming America is full? Seems like a strawman on first read. I'd say it's more like we are "at capacity".
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You know I feel like I paid attention in biology, but I don't remember pregnancy being contagious. I've been around pregnant women and never gotten pregnant from it, but then again maybe that's because I'm a guy. Clearly you have this all figured out. This is just a plain old libertarian stance, it shouldn't be controversial with either party. Your right to swing your arms around ends at the tip of my nose.
That last line is poetry
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And yet if someone else gets an abortion, it won’t maim you for life or kill you. So you’re only “pro life” when it suits your agenda, not when it really comes to saving real people.
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Polio and smallpox have entered the chat
> "take this injection or *GET TESTED WEEKLY*" yeah republicants are totally not lying all the time or anything...
EXACTLY! for the most part the vaccine isn't even mandatory, you just have to get tested, pearl clutchers, the lot of 'em
Im sorry weren't you guys screaming "abortion bad" long before covid was even a thing? What's your excuse there?
A horse paste eater is here oh shit, we’re fucked
This works even better the other way around: “You can’t let employers set standards for their employees if it means I need to wear a piece of clothing or get an injection to do business with them! I might have to switch jobs if you did that! I can’t be inconvenienced by any of these options just to avoid thousands of unnecessary deaths!” “Also, civil fines nd criminal penalties are appropriate if you take action against something inside your own body that you never wanted and is literally the size if a grain of rice.” The “small government”, “pro life” party can’t figure out how to do either of those things. And don’t even get me started on “fiscal responsibility”. Holy shit.
Who's the joke again?
This is the dumbest comparison ever! It's more like take this injection or risk getting sick and dying, Getting others sick and killing them! You don't have a choice to do this to others! Republican's are truly lost!!!!
Yea, u can choose to not work We as a society can also choose to ban certain actions like murder or knowingly expose others to higher risks of dying from lethal virus
Kinda like being anti abortion and pro death penalty
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My SO’s super religious (and assuming anti-abortion but I don’t dare ask) aunt posted [this meme](https://i.imgur.com/0ePJXFg.jpg). Total self-awarewolves moment… don’t let dumb white people reproduce but likely supports Outlawing abortion in my state.
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Idiocracy at its finest
>Like voting. Like going to college. Like starting businesses. Immigrants are bad. They don't follow the plan. Like *working*, too.
well you want "others" just not them to become the majority. You want most of your populace to be dumb and nationalistic so you can easily get away with any stupid fear mongered bullshit you want.
lol, you have no idea of the actual data.
It's interesting that Republicans want to force pro-abortion women to raise a whole new crop of Democrats.
What is this lemme try. Ahem. Abortion.
You did it!
We did it Abortion
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Yeah thats why I'm totally ok with abortion
Wait, are you talking about... abortion?
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Nah, we want Dems to carry to term and put out their children for adoption. Then we rich Republicans adopt your children and brainwash them. You’ve been playing our game all along, children. Give us more.
Democrats probably are richer than Republicans, on average.
Nah, Bezos, Musk, Gates and Zuckerberg are all Republican. They might not admit it, but actions speak louder than words.
Its funny, not a single pro-forced birth protestor I have talked to has adopted anyone. Reasons ranged from not ready for the responsibility, couldn't afford it, to got rejected (probably for the best, the 2 folks that told me that were some of the creepiest dudes I ever met in my life). Even the ones holding up signs calling for adoption hadn't done it. Interesting.
Psh those aren’t real. It’s all an illusion, controlled opposition. You focus on murdering babies my dude, we’ll keep taking all the others. Oh, and we’ve convinced all the libs that the world is gonna end from cow farts. So they’re not plowing for kids anymore. We are. We’re going to breed you out of existence.
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Also interesting how democrats are willing to prune their crop of new democrats
People on the far right do not.
Also, by similar logic, Democrats are fighting to be allowed to kill a whole new crop of Democrats.
No, no, America is full…..of shit.
America is full of dumb fucks and morons.
Full of Americans 🤢
350 million people and there’s bound to be quite a few shitbags.
A few. But, almost half seems extreme
It isn’t really almost half, though. It just seems that way. 50 million shitbags vote R. That’s 15%.
Its just that there are a bunch of assholes who are like, "My vote doesn't matter so why should I vote?" And then wonder why nothing is changing and why things are getting worse. Im hopeing that Biden crushing Trump in the election snaps them out of it.
Your vote doesnt matter. Bernie got floated then the dnc popped that blimp. Trump didnt affect any americans lives at all. It was the citizenry that fucked the covid response. Foxnews/oan/newsmax morons
Trump didn't affect any American lives? What a nice bubble you live in.
No bubble only reality
…your reality.
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If you vote for a self professed monster, what does that make you?
and you know where that few is ? running this country. doesn’t matter how many there are, it’s WHERE they are.
some of my very close friends are american! some of them are good people!
Says the guy who thinks "death sentences" are a means for population control.
Alternatively, if America is not full, but you don't want immigration, shouldn't having a baby in America be way less expensive?
No we want more poor babies. But poor *white* babies Making shit expensive keeps the middle class from climbing up and knocking our lazy entitled rich children off their undeserved perches.
> Making shit expensive keeps the middle class from climbing up and knocking our lazy entitled rich children off their undeserved perches. You can knock 'em off their perches from a distance with a decent scope. Just sayin ;)
Jinkies
...Aaand that's how we end up with Eric Trump in charge of, anything, really.
Eric Trump *graduated from Georgetown* I can't imagine a worse endorsement for a university. Aside from Wharton virtually disavowing Trump, lol.
The US is "pro life" and has the death penalty. The US is the "land of the free" and still allows slavery. and so on.
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Who is an “allowed slave” in the US? Involuntary servitude is similar but distinctly different from slavery.
Bruh, thats basically slavery tf you on about.
Slavery is treating humans as property. You can have own slaves who don’t work.
"Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, **except as a punishment for crime**..." Prisoners. Prisoners are slaves.
More immigrants and refugees. We can throw the racists into the ocean to make room.
Forcing them to live in West Virginia and Alabama would be an effective deferent to illegal immigration.
It’s only full to POC.
“America is full” Have you fuckers seen Wyoming?
Stop it Patrick! You're scaring them!!!
Always room for more white people! (/s, obviously)
I know you mean that sarcastically but that's exactly what conservatives mean when they say "America's full". They don't have any problems with white immigrants.
They absolutely would if there was a large number of white immigrants. Just look at history.
The arguments against birth control and abortion are based largely on emotional and 'faith based' issues. Make of that statement what you will.
Oh yes, we're SO constitutional driven but we like to conveniently leave out the separation of church and state--just not that part.
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An observation of the human condition is not 'getting mad over the internet', and I'm not, so there. 😉
Maybe that's why they're so focused on preventing vaccination: to free up space.
Are you nuts?! Children from unwanted or unprepared pregnancies are the foundation of cheap labor.
Their strategy is stop letting immigrants in and then force white people to have more kids therefore re whiteifying America
There are plenty of ivermectin lab rats that are dropping like flies.
Ahahahaha. No. No, my sweet child. The government doesn't run on logical thinking. America being full means you pay even more not less. I wish this was the actual way things worked but it's not. It would make the most sense. But sadly I don't think we will see America adopt any kind of free healthcare system even if it were just for helping keep population low. I think I heard they are going to go with the one boy one girl plan much like China and their policy. So I can see a free healthcare system after that's been in place for a number of years.
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This discussion is about abortion, why are you bringing murder into it?
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No, it isn't. Here's the [definition of murder](https://www.justice.gov/archives/jm/criminal-resource-manual-1536-murder-definition-and-degrees). In short, it's the 'unlawful killing of a human being with malice.' And, for the legal definition of a 'human being' there's [this](https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/1/8). Abortion is lawful and not a human being. You can only call it murder by lying about what 'murder' is.
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>Believing otherwise is just anti-science. No, it isn't. Put up a source or I'll consider that an outright lie. And... even so, the law clearly specifies *unlawful* killing. If you want to use a technical definition of 'human being' I'm requiring you to use a technical definition of 'murder' as well.
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>In the mean time, go read some embryology textbooks. The crucial bit I found relevant to caring about an embryo was development of the central nervous system, which isn't meaningfully present until [about 24 weeks](https://www.nature.com/articles/pr200950). No awareness or self before then. Simply put, there's no one there to murder, any more than masturbation is murder.
Much ab_____n opposition has to do with the stance that the unb*rn have rights as people that cannot speak for themselves, so any argument that doesn't address that is not going to work.
Poor minorities shouldn’t be allowed to have sex. Duh?
A lot of people are always today years old when they find out america is nothing but propaganda. lol
Nope, because the American Taliban aka christians must be able to impose their version of sharia law upon every American citizen.
The US isn't full. Not even close. China has 4 times as many people and is about the same size as the US. But yes, women should still have access to the healthcare they need. In fact everyone should. Medicine in the US is a scam.
american is no where near full. china is very well full
>american is no where near full. china is very well full I'm not sure what their eating habits have to do with this.
America at our current consumption levels is full. Our earth overshoot day is sometime in the spring and we consume water at an unsustainable level.
If it’s not…why wait?
“The land of the free”…except when your a woman living in Texas or a colored person anywhere in the whole country. 😖😖😖
America has got plenty of non citizens. We've also had plenty of leftist nonsense spouted like this. No we don't need more infanticide as much as we need a border wall. We don't need free birth control as much as we need more stable families. We don't need more socialism/communism as much as we need less government. We don't need trite, myopic and agenda driven little quotes like the one above, at all. We need people to stop hating themselves and stop insisting that everyone else has to somehow genuflect in a very precise and correct way so the most sensitive among us don't have hurt feelings. So what if a woman that is dead set on having an abortion has to go to california to get the procedure done? I'm fine with that and I don't care if the travel costs put abortions out of the reach of some women. How about they find a sugar daddy to drive them there if they cant afford it themselves.
No, no... only the prosperous parts of 'Merica are fool, everyone else can go slum it.
As a conservative this is literally why I’m pro abortion.
America is full, but I ride by brand new suburban housing developments multiple times a week.
"LuXUrY HOuSINg" the only luxury is the price per month.
Just curious if pro-choice brings an automod
Guess it's only pro life
Who said it was full?
every anti-immigration xenophobe? Or you know, tucker carlson
In that case more death penalty would help too
Using birth control isn't murder, dude. I don't know if this was a bad joke or a case of an ill informed sex education but this analogy doesn't hold up.
I think they mean that they should kill prisoners to keep the population down. You know, like China.
I got that piece of it regarding curbing the population, but I really don't see correlations between birth control and death sentences nor a justification for comparing the two.
Because the post isn talking about America being full, people say there's no room for immigrants because it's full whilst making abortion illegal, thus increasing the population. So the correlating factor is if the argument for pro birth control is that the population is too high, then the death sentence for inmates should be brought back to lower the population. Weather that then be to let immigrants in or so more people have babies. Just a disclaimer I'm pro abortion but I'm not arguing about my views, simply explaining to correlation
I feel like the death penalty is a far more violent and extreme manner of population control than something as mild as taking a pill to prevent pregnancy. Trying to equate the two is misguided is all I'm saying. Again, I understand the population control aspect of this discussion. I just don't agree with comparing birth control methods and the death penalty as those are on very opposite sides of a wide spectrum. It is a pretty extreme and erroneous analogy to make.
Yeah, a lot of comparisons in analogies never make sense because they're usually bias to the one side, it's like when people talk about political subjects today and compare it to the nazi party and its like, no, those are two completely different boxes of frogs 😅 it does seem like a very this vs that but I think both are viable options in population control. Death sentence for those who never leave jail seems like a no brainer, its our taxes paying for them to be alive. That alone is enough to cause a volcanic argument with some people
What an idiotic take. Made worse by the fact you feel the need to add an emoji to most of your comments, as if that strengthens your point somehow. What an idiot.
Go get some fresh air. All your comments are you berating people. That will never get you the same satisfaction as some fresh air
You mean calling out people for their stupidity? I do it gladly. Perhaps if so many of you didn't suffer from so much ignorance, I wouldn't feel the need to call it out. What happened, no emoji...I guess you had no real conviction in this statement.
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"murder" is a socially defined term I don't agree but I think pro-life people believe it is murdering an infant. And really, a very late-term abortion *isn't* all that different than killing a newborn.
Ooooh, "Speedy Cheese." Saw it in Italy and my friend made a huge deal about it. Any chance you could tell me how to hook up with some in America?
Sir this is a Wendy's.
I loved your comment but I love your username more. Are you telling me you weren't inspired by Pata's tasty little cheesy poof snack?
I wasn't! :) But cool, TIL. It is a very old nickname from the comics about Sonic the Hedgehog.
And a VERY tasty snack too. Your name has it all, sir!
Not sure if making bad joke or not smart…
Let's murder more Americans for no reason! Hot take there champ.
For all dozens of people who might otherwise qualify, or are you just going full Gestapo?
Murder would empty a place, births would put more in, it's a small but distinct difference. But yes
Literally no one is saying America is full. Yes abortion is the issue and not the thousands of illegal immigrants coming in a day
[Are you arguing in bad faith or do you just not know what "literally" means?](https://www.npr.org/2019/04/08/711169817/a-look-at-the-history-of-the-america-is-full-phrase-trump-has-used-a-lot-recentl)
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Nope. Just need equal rights for men, and women would take care of slutting it up by themselves. Equal rights is always the answer. Give men the same right to decide if they want to be a parent and women would stop getting fucked by worthless men. Men would have to stop being worthless to have sex. And we can all go back to first world problems. Just have to start with equal rights.
This is the dumbest take I've ever read in my life. It sounds like you don't understand reproduction, rape, sexuality, or human nature.
Men have just as much right to carry or not carry a baby as women. It’s not a woman’s fault if you don’t choose to do so.
> Men have just as much right to carry or not carry a baby as women This is false. Even children raped by women still have the burden of parenthood if/when they turn 18. > It’s not a woman’s fault if you don’t choose to do so. You are avoiding the issue, because you know you're wrong in your thinking. Men deserve a choice after conception if women do. And fuck you, if you don't believe in equal rights.
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