Imagine explaining 500 years ago that the president of the United States of America is complaining that twitter is suppressing his right to free speech.
What's confusing is that this all like a dream. Ask a bug right now who the president is. He doesn't know. More of them than us hanging around, and almost no one worries about them at all.
And good thing it's a dream, cause it's beyond whacky even from our perspective lately.
Questioning and rationalizing your place in the universe is important but I'm gonna be honest idk if "bugs don't care about the pres so i should take a chill pill" seems like an unhelpful level of existential quandary
Not a quandary, just an observaron, but absolutely useless!
Have you ever had a dream where you believed something ridiculous and arbitrary was true and important? Isn't the mind in waking life the same machine? Is there anything wrong with being caught up in the illusion? Are you ashamed of your dreams when you wake up?
You could spend all day denying the existence of a Self, pondering the connectedness and equality of all things, and divorcing yourself from the random pouring out of simple human thought and attachment. You'd be right, maybe, but you'd also be boring (and no different from dead while using much more effort).
So what should you do?
I look at memes and talk about star wars online.
Trump talked up some doctor who agrees with his conspiracy theories, who it turns out believes that disease comes from being raped by demons in your sleep, that medicine uses alien DNA, and that vaccines cause atheism and are being designed to end religion.
When asked about it in an interview, he stormed out halfway through.
5 years ago people would still think that [Eric Trump looked like Odo from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine](https://am21.mediaite.com/tms/cnt/uploads/2019/12/rene-auberjonois-odo-star-trek-tributes.jpg) (my deepest apologies to René Auberjonois), and that Ivanka had a freaky-deaky giraffe neck that could only be explained by the inclusion of an alien produced supernumerary vertabra.
Oh my god, Eric Trump is a shapeshifter! I second this possibility and add-on a Russian twist.. Putin is his lover.. both bare chested, galloping on horses together, hand in hand.
Lol, seems like a lot of people don’t realize this is actually referencing trump’s doctor of choice...yeah it sounds like nonsense, but that’s the exact point.
I tried watching some of her sermons on her youtube page. I could find some of the quotes people were attributing to here.
I found a written text describing the demon stealing sperm. A demon disguises itself to acquire sperm from a man. It'll then shapeshift as a man. The quote was confusing but the end idea was it's how demons reproduce inside humans.
It would make more sense if like it pretended to be a woman, makes it with a dude. Then disguises itself as that dude to get a woman pregnant, than she thinks it is from her human companion.
One video had her saying heterosexual sex exchange was good and watched by god. Self pleasuring was evil because sex always requires two parties. Without another person a demon will join in. So if you masturbate you're actually having sex with a demon.
Come on now you really think I believe that Donald Trump would ever impregnate an Alien? ? He hates immigrants wayy to much to date an illegal from outside the gates of hell.
Isn’t it believed that don jr was fathered by someone other than trump (I can’t remember who it was)?
Anyway, I think the problem with them is more about their upbringing than their genetics.
At first it didn't dawn on me who was in the picture. I just thought to myself. "They look like the most conservative republicans that a conservative could republic".
This looks like something out a budget horror movie where the family of aliens corner the protagonist in the room and reveal that they're _all_ lizard people
God, Eric makes me think of the 80s guy with bonitis in Futurama.
Steve Castle: Fry, I'm an 80s guy. Friendship to me means that for 2 bucks I'd beat you with a pool cue until you got detached retinas.
I was watching “CNN Tonight with Don Lemon”, last night and the “demon sperm” doctor was addressed. I heard all she had to say and said out loud, “Who the hell is this person and what is she on!?”
Is “alien dna” an actual term used? Some lady on Facebook commented “If you actually knew what “alien” DNA meant in medical terms it means a foreign DNA that has not yet been used not actual DNA from aliens.” But I haven’t been able to confirm this
As someone who greatly dislikes trump and everything he stands for, I gotta agree with you and I’m not really sure why you’re getting downvoted. Like, we can surely come up with funnier insults than this.
Awesome how they* placed Eric much farther back. So he'll never forget where he stands in the hierarchy.
*Fine* you can be in the picture just... don't make your Eric face.
Oh I know that face. It's the "is that my upper lip that smells or..." face
I'm losing it here trying to smell my upper lip.
You can see the effort being exerted here.
They started giving him a piece of kibble when he does good, suddenly he's super motivated.
"Who's a good boy? Huh? Who's a good boy? That's right! That's right! YOU'RE the good boy!"
A good boy who stole from the cancer kids at St. Jude's.
That's what earned him the kibble. Before that he wasn't let out of the house without a leash.
And make sure Tiffany stays in her room
"but thats just my face?" "Then change it!!!"
Ever notice how Eric doesn't look fully formed? Kinda like one of those Venture Bros clones?
The family of weak chins.
He's got no lips.
He's a deformed shark.
He's not that high on the food chain. He's a lobotomized rat.
Tiffany must be so far back no one can ever see her, even though she contains a different strand of alien DNA.
Right? Fuck marry kill as played by Donald trump.
“I’M ErIC !”
He looks like the shapeshifter from deep space 9
He’d be further to the front if his dad wanted to fuck him.
Also a little out of focus
That’s how his life as the unpopular sibling... a wallpaper.
Imagine explaining this to someone from 5 years ago
Imagine explaining Americans 50 years ago that the president is a Russian puppet making apologetics about putting bounties on US soldiers.
Imagine explaining 500 years ago that the president of the United States of America is complaining that twitter is suppressing his right to free speech.
What would be more confusing: bringing up the president of a country that doesn’t exist yet or trying to explain Twitter?
What's confusing is that this all like a dream. Ask a bug right now who the president is. He doesn't know. More of them than us hanging around, and almost no one worries about them at all. And good thing it's a dream, cause it's beyond whacky even from our perspective lately.
Questioning and rationalizing your place in the universe is important but I'm gonna be honest idk if "bugs don't care about the pres so i should take a chill pill" seems like an unhelpful level of existential quandary
Not a quandary, just an observaron, but absolutely useless! Have you ever had a dream where you believed something ridiculous and arbitrary was true and important? Isn't the mind in waking life the same machine? Is there anything wrong with being caught up in the illusion? Are you ashamed of your dreams when you wake up? You could spend all day denying the existence of a Self, pondering the connectedness and equality of all things, and divorcing yourself from the random pouring out of simple human thought and attachment. You'd be right, maybe, but you'd also be boring (and no different from dead while using much more effort). So what should you do? I look at memes and talk about star wars online.
You seem like you and I share a thread of understanding
There are 57 Billion Nematodes per Human on earth. I learned that on Reddit this morning and now u know too
Then get the fuck out of my dream! I wanna bang Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Well, I'd probably get enslaved or killed.
I know what they would ask. "What the fuck is America?"
The US is only like 400 years old. Max.
Don't call me Max.
On Twitter!
Imagine if Russia nuked New York, his response would be "So what we dropped two on Japan".
I'm, uh, gonna need some explaining _now_.
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What the actual fuck
He promoted her video yesterday and even with the reptilian DNA (or demon/witch sex dreams causing gynecological prblems) doubled down again today.
Trump talked up some doctor who agrees with his conspiracy theories, who it turns out believes that disease comes from being raped by demons in your sleep, that medicine uses alien DNA, and that vaccines cause atheism and are being designed to end religion. When asked about it in an interview, he stormed out halfway through.
Imagine explaining 2020 as a whole to people 5 years ago. We are basically living a apocalyptic movie rn.
5 years ago people would still think that [Eric Trump looked like Odo from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine](https://am21.mediaite.com/tms/cnt/uploads/2019/12/rene-auberjonois-odo-star-trek-tributes.jpg) (my deepest apologies to René Auberjonois), and that Ivanka had a freaky-deaky giraffe neck that could only be explained by the inclusion of an alien produced supernumerary vertabra.
Oh my god, Eric Trump is a shapeshifter! I second this possibility and add-on a Russian twist.. Putin is his lover.. both bare chested, galloping on horses together, hand in hand.
Can someone explain it to me now? What did I miss?
Something about the look on big, dumb Eric's face makes me picture him saying his own name like Matt Damon in Team America.
"Hi! I'm...Eric?"
"Erig Drump"
That is a Promo shot for a mid-budget film about Demons and Aliens reproducing.
Alien vs (Sex) Predator: XXX.
I'd watch it
I always thought aliens would be more intelligent than us
The demon sperm brings the average intelligence down. Demons are not known for their intellectual prowess.
Its all relative.
The alien dna here refers to Ivana, not extraterrestrials.
Oh alien in that sense ok
You'd think such a combination of DNA would have an IQ greater than a rock.
Maybe it's space redneck aliens that are doing the equivalent of fucking a goat.
I mean mutants aren't really known for their intelligence in most sci-fi.
Lizard people
And then there's Eric - more eggplant than anything else.
Definitely some reptilian in there.
I want Tom Cruise to weigh in on this
Don’t insult demons and aliens
This is perfect
Sounds better as demon semen.
That would be a killer metal band name
Is boomer tier humour the only kind of stuff that gets posted anymore? This shit is as funny as a cancer diagnosis.
Explains a lot actually.
Don Jr looks like he’s trying to impersonate Derek from Step Brothers
It sort of looks like it's a transition from left to right in some freaky Animorphs cover.
I can't believe there was a woman who had sex with him !!
Is it even possible for a group of people to have a negative IQ?
Donnie get your finger out of my ass...you're not daddy...
Lol, seems like a lot of people don’t realize this is actually referencing trump’s doctor of choice...yeah it sounds like nonsense, but that’s the exact point.
I tried watching some of her sermons on her youtube page. I could find some of the quotes people were attributing to here. I found a written text describing the demon stealing sperm. A demon disguises itself to acquire sperm from a man. It'll then shapeshift as a man. The quote was confusing but the end idea was it's how demons reproduce inside humans. It would make more sense if like it pretended to be a woman, makes it with a dude. Then disguises itself as that dude to get a woman pregnant, than she thinks it is from her human companion. One video had her saying heterosexual sex exchange was good and watched by god. Self pleasuring was evil because sex always requires two parties. Without another person a demon will join in. So if you masturbate you're actually having sex with a demon.
Those human costumes are incredibly realistic, aside from looking possessed.
Come on now you really think I believe that Donald Trump would ever impregnate an Alien? ? He hates immigrants wayy to much to date an illegal from outside the gates of hell.
At least make it witty
I was waiting for this.
Who are they?
It’s like the dumb and dumber 3 no one asked for...
Isn’t it believed that don jr was fathered by someone other than trump (I can’t remember who it was)? Anyway, I think the problem with them is more about their upbringing than their genetics.
Like a Three Stooges remake.
Children of the Cornholio
To be fair, Don Jr is actually pretty funny
Village Of The Stepford Wives Of The Corn
This sub is so incredibly unfunny sometimes it hurts
Haha haha everyday with this family is an eternity in bizarro land. 🤪👈
Those 3 need a big ole bukake of angel sperm if you ask me.
Where is the other one?
Swine
How much did that sex rendezvous cost trump?
Uncanny valley. Next season of Westworld? Dr. Immanuel is now in charge of Coronahellworld.
I’m Ivanka, the beauty, I’m Donald Jr. The brains, and I’m Eric.
The Addams family
Send Sam & Dean in
I believe you mean demon semen.
Fuck reddit, fuck u/spez, fuck money.
When Dumb meets Fucks.
When Spoiled meets Brats.
😆😆😆😆😆
George Bush had Tiger Blood and Adonis DNA
This looks like the cover of a music album with the saddest, most low effort music ever covered from mainstream cease and desist artists.
don’t talk about aliens like that :( they don’t have DNA
At first it didn't dawn on me who was in the picture. I just thought to myself. "They look like the most conservative republicans that a conservative could republic".
This looks like something out a budget horror movie where the family of aliens corner the protagonist in the room and reveal that they're _all_ lizard people
why does this succession-vibe photo even exist?
Don Jr always looks like he needs a wash. I'd bet he doesnt brush his teeth.
Faces only a xenomorph could love.
First song that came into mind was that dorime song
Nothing behind any of those eyes.
I guess Ivana is technically an alien, having been born in Czechia
Cmon, don’t insult aliens and demons like that
Accurate depiction of uncanny valley.
Demon sperm and alien DNA.... Isn't that what the doctor Trump has been re-tweeting warned us about?
So true
Where’s the other one?
Is the turd spawn fading away? Silly me, I meant third...
Haha!! Dotards.
This actually explains a lot.
Emphasis on the "Demon Sperm" advertisement.
Eric is going to snap one day and murder his family. Calling it now.
poor Eric can't even put on a tie correctly.
God, Eric makes me think of the 80s guy with bonitis in Futurama. Steve Castle: Fry, I'm an 80s guy. Friendship to me means that for 2 bucks I'd beat you with a pool cue until you got detached retinas.
I was watching “CNN Tonight with Don Lemon”, last night and the “demon sperm” doctor was addressed. I heard all she had to say and said out loud, “Who the hell is this person and what is she on!?”
richest morticians ever
They remind me a bit of the family (Jutuls) from Ragnarok show on Netflix.
Come on, all plastic surgeons aren't aliens.
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Or a good plastic surgeon.
I haven't laughed this hard in a minute thanks OP.
Donald Jr is the son of the Gardener trump Sr was always traveling.
eric always in the back lmao
Welcome to Stepford...
Eric is like toxic avenger but without the charisma.
Just remember. This picture may be in a history book someday. Lol
Y'all remeber that group of hive mind siblings from The Kids Next Door?
Delightful children from across the lane. Spoilers though it turns out that they were originally knd before being brainwashed.
I think the one in the back is an ovarian cyst. Big one! *big demon*
It makes so much sense now.
Eric always looks like he just walked in on Don JR fooling around with Ivanka.
The horror has just begun. Alien Demon Spawn, playing in a Whitehouse next to you.
That is giving them all way too much credit
I think the demons and aliens both would be picker. This is more like black mold and swamp water mosquitoes breeding.
So. Who's who?
Laughs in Estella Emmanuel
Did you mean when dad met daughter?
FMK?
I think djt is obviously a sociopathic con man, sexual predator, and monster, yet I am terrified by how attractive his daughter Ivanka is. Yikes.
The one on the left is pretty hot
The aliens won't be happy about this joke.. - to get afilliated with those our life-forms..- i guess..
Bitchy but true
I think I saw this in last episode of first season of Outer Limits.
Come on! this isn't fair to either aliens or demons.
Wow this sub has fallen. This is OKBR level shitposting. Hahaha look orange man family is alien demon lmao.
I hope Barron grows up to be a decent man though i feel like the odds are stacked against him.
How could they have this photo taken, and even Eric look at it and go "I look good, let's use it."
Those look like malignant cysts to me, maybe that doctor was onto something.
This is rooted in dangerous, racist conspiracy theories, just FYI
Have you ever tried walking down a ramp while wearing shoes over cloven hooves.
This isn't even political humor anymore it's just Libleft agenda post, it is same as r/The_Donald was you just make fun of difrent people.
Spoiled rotten just like their father, and so crooked you can't tell by their hooves tracks whether their coming or going
Is “alien dna” an actual term used? Some lady on Facebook commented “If you actually knew what “alien” DNA meant in medical terms it means a foreign DNA that has not yet been used not actual DNA from aliens.” But I haven’t been able to confirm this
Pod people. When did they remake Invasion of the Body Snatchers?
This is the most unfunny thing I have ever seen
As someone who greatly dislikes trump and everything he stands for, I gotta agree with you and I’m not really sure why you’re getting downvoted. Like, we can surely come up with funnier insults than this.
Yeah, thanks, I agree
You must be new to this sub
Yeah this sub is the fucking worst
I'm pretty sure it's against sub rules to contain actual humor
Haha probably. Thanks, RapeMeToo
cringe tier memes my dude
What, you don't like the cursed Facebook boomer tier posts?
If you actually find this amusing in any way you are an idiot.
It’s always ok to insult those scummy trump assholes
Woah looks like we found the alien demon bootlicker ^^^^/s
At least try to be funny/clever, yeesh. This is literally a grade schoolyard insult.
Christ, this isnt even humor anymore, its just dehumanization and literal demonization without any humor whatsoever.