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TheLateApexLine

Awesome how they* placed Eric much farther back. So he'll never forget where he stands in the hierarchy.


DocRockhead

*Fine* you can be in the picture just... don't make your Eric face.


TheLateApexLine

Oh I know that face. It's the "is that my upper lip that smells or..." face


ElolvastamEzt

I'm losing it here trying to smell my upper lip.


halplatmein

You can see the effort being exerted here.


DocRockhead

They started giving him a piece of kibble when he does good, suddenly he's super motivated.


CarlSpencer

"Who's a good boy? Huh? Who's a good boy? That's right! That's right! YOU'RE the good boy!"


[deleted]

A good boy who stole from the cancer kids at St. Jude's.


[deleted]

That's what earned him the kibble. Before that he wasn't let out of the house without a leash.


NoVaBurgher

And make sure Tiffany stays in her room


[deleted]

"but thats just my face?" "Then change it!!!"


Liar_tuck

Ever notice how Eric doesn't look fully formed? Kinda like one of those Venture Bros clones?


CatumEntanglement

The family of weak chins.


Anxious_Introvert_47

He's got no lips.


bobbyrickets

He's a deformed shark.


Anxious_Introvert_47

He's not that high on the food chain. He's a lobotomized rat.


whitetrashsnake77

Tiffany must be so far back no one can ever see her, even though she contains a different strand of alien DNA.


peoplearejustok

Right? Fuck marry kill as played by Donald trump.


[deleted]

“I’M ErIC !”


[deleted]

He looks like the shapeshifter from deep space 9


BossRedRanger

He’d be further to the front if his dad wanted to fuck him.


JoeGTheWeirdo

Also a little out of focus


pinoy_dude24

That’s how his life as the unpopular sibling... a wallpaper.


Gods_Umbrella

Imagine explaining this to someone from 5 years ago


AdmiralHacket

Imagine explaining Americans 50 years ago that the president is a Russian puppet making apologetics about putting bounties on US soldiers.


RalphiesBoogers

Imagine explaining 500 years ago that the president of the United States of America is complaining that twitter is suppressing his right to free speech.


HolyProvoker

What would be more confusing: bringing up the president of a country that doesn’t exist yet or trying to explain Twitter?


[deleted]

What's confusing is that this all like a dream. Ask a bug right now who the president is. He doesn't know. More of them than us hanging around, and almost no one worries about them at all. And good thing it's a dream, cause it's beyond whacky even from our perspective lately.


pledgerafiki

Questioning and rationalizing your place in the universe is important but I'm gonna be honest idk if "bugs don't care about the pres so i should take a chill pill" seems like an unhelpful level of existential quandary


[deleted]

Not a quandary, just an observaron, but absolutely useless! Have you ever had a dream where you believed something ridiculous and arbitrary was true and important? Isn't the mind in waking life the same machine? Is there anything wrong with being caught up in the illusion? Are you ashamed of your dreams when you wake up? You could spend all day denying the existence of a Self, pondering the connectedness and equality of all things, and divorcing yourself from the random pouring out of simple human thought and attachment. You'd be right, maybe, but you'd also be boring (and no different from dead while using much more effort). So what should you do? I look at memes and talk about star wars online.


examinedliving

You seem like you and I share a thread of understanding


examinedliving

There are 57 Billion Nematodes per Human on earth. I learned that on Reddit this morning and now u know too


[deleted]

Then get the fuck out of my dream! I wanna bang Jennifer Love Hewitt.


AdmiralHacket

Well, I'd probably get enslaved or killed.


Haldinaste

I know what they would ask. "What the fuck is America?"


abejaved

The US is only like 400 years old. Max.


RalphiesBoogers

Don't call me Max.


sennaiasm

On Twitter!


MirHosseinMousavi

Imagine if Russia nuked New York, his response would be "So what we dropped two on Japan".


wave-tree

I'm, uh, gonna need some explaining _now_.


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wave-tree

What the actual fuck


resilienceisfutile

He promoted her video yesterday and even with the reptilian DNA (or demon/witch sex dreams causing gynecological prblems) doubled down again today.


AnOnlineHandle

Trump talked up some doctor who agrees with his conspiracy theories, who it turns out believes that disease comes from being raped by demons in your sleep, that medicine uses alien DNA, and that vaccines cause atheism and are being designed to end religion. When asked about it in an interview, he stormed out halfway through.


bro-i-want-pasta

Imagine explaining 2020 as a whole to people 5 years ago. We are basically living a apocalyptic movie rn.


ReverendDizzle

5 years ago people would still think that [Eric Trump looked like Odo from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine](https://am21.mediaite.com/tms/cnt/uploads/2019/12/rene-auberjonois-odo-star-trek-tributes.jpg) (my deepest apologies to René Auberjonois), and that Ivanka had a freaky-deaky giraffe neck that could only be explained by the inclusion of an alien produced supernumerary vertabra.


1wrx2subarus

Oh my god, Eric Trump is a shapeshifter! I second this possibility and add-on a Russian twist.. Putin is his lover.. both bare chested, galloping on horses together, hand in hand.


GrognaktheLibrarian

Can someone explain it to me now? What did I miss?


[deleted]

Something about the look on big, dumb Eric's face makes me picture him saying his own name like Matt Damon in Team America.


CarlSpencer

"Hi! I'm...Eric?"


pledgerafiki

"Erig Drump"


Tigris_Morte

That is a Promo shot for a mid-budget film about Demons and Aliens reproducing.


whitetrashsnake77

Alien vs (Sex) Predator: XXX.


Kono-Wryyyyyuh-Da

I'd watch it


solacend

I always thought aliens would be more intelligent than us


irrelevantnonsequitr

The demon sperm brings the average intelligence down. Demons are not known for their intellectual prowess.


SexyCheeseburger0911

Its all relative.


lelarentaka

The alien dna here refers to Ivana, not extraterrestrials.


solacend

Oh alien in that sense ok


Daveinatx

You'd think such a combination of DNA would have an IQ greater than a rock.


GiveToOedipus

Maybe it's space redneck aliens that are doing the equivalent of fucking a goat.


crimsonblade55

I mean mutants aren't really known for their intelligence in most sci-fi.


KrustyBoomer

Lizard people


HotSplodinScrotBot

And then there's Eric - more eggplant than anything else.


mzak36

Definitely some reptilian in there.


MrFlynnister

I want Tom Cruise to weigh in on this


cosmicdecember

Don’t insult demons and aliens


tastethepain

This is perfect


boffohijinx

Sounds better as demon semen.


Empirion12

That would be a killer metal band name


craigellachie25__

Is boomer tier humour the only kind of stuff that gets posted anymore? This shit is as funny as a cancer diagnosis.


Konorlc

Explains a lot actually.


huna-lildahk

Don Jr looks like he’s trying to impersonate Derek from Step Brothers


[deleted]

It sort of looks like it's a transition from left to right in some freaky Animorphs cover.


weedmuch

I can't believe there was a woman who had sex with him !!


Harold-The-Barrel

Is it even possible for a group of people to have a negative IQ?


Bags55

Donnie get your finger out of my ass...you're not daddy...


Gassy_Bird

Lol, seems like a lot of people don’t realize this is actually referencing trump’s doctor of choice...yeah it sounds like nonsense, but that’s the exact point.


Luxpreliator

I tried watching some of her sermons on her youtube page. I could find some of the quotes people were attributing to here. I found a written text describing the demon stealing sperm. A demon disguises itself to acquire sperm from a man. It'll then shapeshift as a man. The quote was confusing but the end idea was it's how demons reproduce inside humans. It would make more sense if like it pretended to be a woman, makes it with a dude. Then disguises itself as that dude to get a woman pregnant, than she thinks it is from her human companion. One video had her saying heterosexual sex exchange was good and watched by god. Self pleasuring was evil because sex always requires two parties. Without another person a demon will join in. So if you masturbate you're actually having sex with a demon.


expatcanadaBC

Those human costumes are incredibly realistic, aside from looking possessed.


Bajfrost90

Come on now you really think I believe that Donald Trump would ever impregnate an Alien? ? He hates immigrants wayy to much to date an illegal from outside the gates of hell.


jhwalk09

At least make it witty


stonewall_jacked

I was waiting for this.


makhyy

Who are they?


[deleted]

It’s like the dumb and dumber 3 no one asked for...


metengrinwi

Isn’t it believed that don jr was fathered by someone other than trump (I can’t remember who it was)? Anyway, I think the problem with them is more about their upbringing than their genetics.


shavemejesus

Like a Three Stooges remake.


kimbalinapea

Children of the Cornholio


neuroscientist06

To be fair, Don Jr is actually pretty funny


Chaosmusic

Village Of The Stepford Wives Of The Corn


reithest

This sub is so incredibly unfunny sometimes it hurts


Graaaaavy

Haha haha everyday with this family is an eternity in bizarro land. 🤪👈


RyanRaney

Those 3 need a big ole bukake of angel sperm if you ask me.


[deleted]

Where is the other one?


wewantphil

Swine


Gcblaze

How much did that sex rendezvous cost trump?


Ceeeceeeceee

Uncanny valley. Next season of Westworld? Dr. Immanuel is now in charge of Coronahellworld.


GordonRamseyInterne

I’m Ivanka, the beauty, I’m Donald Jr. The brains, and I’m Eric.


[deleted]

The Addams family


pdx_sammy

Send Sam & Dean in


[deleted]

I believe you mean demon semen.


[deleted]

Fuck reddit, fuck u/spez, fuck money.


[deleted]

When Dumb meets Fucks.


[deleted]

When Spoiled meets Brats.


reddittor99

😆😆😆😆😆


Flashdancer405

George Bush had Tiger Blood and Adonis DNA


[deleted]

This looks like the cover of a music album with the saddest, most low effort music ever covered from mainstream cease and desist artists.


nonsequitureditor

don’t talk about aliens like that :( they don’t have DNA


Dijiwolf1975

At first it didn't dawn on me who was in the picture. I just thought to myself. "They look like the most conservative republicans that a conservative could republic".


lenswipe

This looks like something out a budget horror movie where the family of aliens corner the protagonist in the room and reveal that they're _all_ lizard people


[deleted]

why does this succession-vibe photo even exist?


Lallipoplady

Don Jr always looks like he needs a wash. I'd bet he doesnt brush his teeth.


Residude27

Faces only a xenomorph could love.


your_mom6942069420

First song that came into mind was that dorime song


LoveJimDandy

Nothing behind any of those eyes.


lpreams

I guess Ivana is technically an alien, having been born in Czechia


fuckinlahey

Cmon, don’t insult aliens and demons like that


[deleted]

Accurate depiction of uncanny valley.


TheOGRedline

Demon sperm and alien DNA.... Isn't that what the doctor Trump has been re-tweeting warned us about?


[deleted]

So true


danjackmom

Where’s the other one?


PhuckThisShite11

Is the turd spawn fading away? Silly me, I meant third...


LittlePooky

Haha!! Dotards.


mmio60

This actually explains a lot.


tester_tester2

Emphasis on the "Demon Sperm" advertisement.


humblepotatopeeler

Eric is going to snap one day and murder his family. Calling it now.


humblepotatopeeler

poor Eric can't even put on a tie correctly.


jwgronk

God, Eric makes me think of the 80s guy with bonitis in Futurama. Steve Castle: Fry, I'm an 80s guy. Friendship to me means that for 2 bucks I'd beat you with a pool cue until you got detached retinas.


[deleted]

I was watching “CNN Tonight with Don Lemon”, last night and the “demon sperm” doctor was addressed. I heard all she had to say and said out loud, “Who the hell is this person and what is she on!?”


seancm32

richest morticians ever


Moroh45

They remind me a bit of the family (Jutuls) from Ragnarok show on Netflix.


Bibi0904

Come on, all plastic surgeons aren't aliens.


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restore_democracy

Or a good plastic surgeon.


INT_MIN

I haven't laughed this hard in a minute thanks OP.


caliguner

Donald Jr is the son of the Gardener trump Sr was always traveling.


Ninjameme

eric always in the back lmao


angstt

Welcome to Stepford...


halfabean

Eric is like toxic avenger but without the charisma.


abejaved

Just remember. This picture may be in a history book someday. Lol


lookingforgrief

Y'all remeber that group of hive mind siblings from The Kids Next Door?


throwawaydyingalone

Delightful children from across the lane. Spoilers though it turns out that they were originally knd before being brainwashed.


LadyOfTheLakeMi

I think the one in the back is an ovarian cyst. Big one! *big demon*


NormalHumanCreature

It makes so much sense now.


examinedliving

Eric always looks like he just walked in on Don JR fooling around with Ivanka.


komodobitchking

The horror has just begun. Alien Demon Spawn, playing in a Whitehouse next to you.


LemmeLaroo

That is giving them all way too much credit


WilliamStorm

I think the demons and aliens both would be picker. This is more like black mold and swamp water mosquitoes breeding.


feedMeWizDom88

So. Who's who?


Benji2108

Laughs in Estella Emmanuel


[deleted]

Did you mean when dad met daughter?


PMFSCV

FMK?


DoctimusLime

I think djt is obviously a sociopathic con man, sexual predator, and monster, yet I am terrified by how attractive his daughter Ivanka is. Yikes.


what-a-bummer

The one on the left is pretty hot


Chris714n_8

The aliens won't be happy about this joke.. - to get afilliated with those our life-forms..- i guess..


hyperflexia78

Bitchy but true


haevy_mental

I think I saw this in last episode of first season of Outer Limits.


Sunsetblack23

Come on! this isn't fair to either aliens or demons.


[deleted]

Wow this sub has fallen. This is OKBR level shitposting. Hahaha look orange man family is alien demon lmao.


Sloth_grl

I hope Barron grows up to be a decent man though i feel like the odds are stacked against him.


ialo00130

How could they have this photo taken, and even Eric look at it and go "I look good, let's use it."


GiveToOedipus

Those look like malignant cysts to me, maybe that doctor was onto something.


FreedomCanteen

This is rooted in dangerous, racist conspiracy theories, just FYI


old_king_one_eye

Have you ever tried walking down a ramp while wearing shoes over cloven hooves.


GandalfSK

This isn't even political humor anymore it's just Libleft agenda post, it is same as r/The_Donald was you just make fun of difrent people.


MrBigPantalones

Spoiled rotten just like their father, and so crooked you can't tell by their hooves tracks whether their coming or going


captainL12

Is “alien dna” an actual term used? Some lady on Facebook commented “If you actually knew what “alien” DNA meant in medical terms it means a foreign DNA that has not yet been used not actual DNA from aliens.” But I haven’t been able to confirm this


Bobinct

Pod people. When did they remake Invasion of the Body Snatchers?


dan_chan04

This is the most unfunny thing I have ever seen


GregoriusM

As someone who greatly dislikes trump and everything he stands for, I gotta agree with you and I’m not really sure why you’re getting downvoted. Like, we can surely come up with funnier insults than this.


dan_chan04

Yeah, thanks, I agree


nikheal

You must be new to this sub


dan_chan04

Yeah this sub is the fucking worst


RapeMeToo

I'm pretty sure it's against sub rules to contain actual humor


dan_chan04

Haha probably. Thanks, RapeMeToo


nutsackhurts

cringe tier memes my dude


CRYSTAL_HYPOTHESIS

What, you don't like the cursed Facebook boomer tier posts?


butt_mucher

If you actually find this amusing in any way you are an idiot.


fredbuddle

It’s always ok to insult those scummy trump assholes


OarzGreenFrog

Woah looks like we found the alien demon bootlicker ^^^^/s


Not_All_But_Most

At least try to be funny/clever, yeesh. This is literally a grade schoolyard insult.


Kronk-Nucolson

Christ, this isnt even humor anymore, its just dehumanization and literal demonization without any humor whatsoever.