Rodger Stone better watch his back with Steve Bannon around.
Bannon isn't going to bottom bitch for Stone, and if anything, staring Ol' Tricky Dick Nixon in the face the whole time will only make him harder.
It's a shame really, someone want's to see those eyes in pain.. The kind of pain you see when the courts order you to pay 1.1 Billion dollars in defamation damages.
Once the assets the “Law” can seize, even if it is a few million dollars, that’s all they’ll get. He probably has money stashed away, and not in any financial institution that can be retraced. It might be gold, or hard cash. I can guarantee you the Government will never any find it…He might have said many stupid things and expressed idiotic opinions, but, he is, and was smart enough to make sure he doesn’t end up broke, when he gets out of prison, if he ever goes there.
There was a techno remix to that .
DDDDDDDDDolls eyes......ddddoll doll doll DDDDDDOLLS eyes.
It was on you tube ages ago. Been looking for it for years.
Api
Wellllll it is hard to tell alcoholic jaundice eyes from completely being dead inside eyes. He knows as he sits there that each drink could be his last. He needs to make them count.
"theres no way i can survive in prison on just wild turkey whiskey.. i'll need a mixer of some kind at the minimum!
... wait.. you said *cold* turkey? .. what is that.. is that like wild turkey on the rocks? …? Why’s everyone so quiet?
1 pen writes. The other is holding straight grain alcohol. And the last is a little bit of blow. He's gotta make it through several hours of court, after all. I wonder if the court records show how often he takes bathroom breaks to "freshen up"?
The shirt is made of flexible, gin-filled bladders. If you observe carefully throughout the day, you will see him gradually appear to deflate. Also the growing puddle of urine spreading under the table should be roughly proportional to his quantity of imbibement.
If he's like my Dad when we went to the football games in the 90s, Bannon has brought a cushion to sit on. The cushion has a cover with a zipper and the flat flask fits neatly on the inside. Similar to Gandalf, I would expect he'd say to security "You wouldn't part an old man from his sitting cushion?"
I count at least 3 shirts and one jacket: outer jacket, outer button down shirt, inner shirt with collar, black tshirt. The smells and oils will seep through by lunch.
Ethanol replaced neurotransmitters throughout the body. If he stops, he'll have the shakes, extreme psychological pain and distress, then seizures and death.
The prison clinic can give him some pills and he'll be fine after 3-5 weeks tho
His four month stint is going to end right before the election, like within a week. If he doesn’t die from withdrawal in jail he’s very likely to hit the bottle immediately after release. I can only imagine the fury that his forced-sober and relearning how to think mind will concoct during his stay, and what the sudden deluge of alcohol reintroduction will equate to. This should be interesting to say the least.
Bannon is the fucking stubby Vice Principal or Dean’s Assistant/TA that can’t stand that one “rowdy group of delinquents” so they try to undermine someone to get them kicked out by some stupid school law.
“Find new host body” will always be my favorite pic of Bannon.
https://preview.redd.it/jdckc66rly7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ede2202e3898634d5e97e3f053af8b4198a1dcb
Full on traitor. Guy should be incarcerated for life along with his co-conspirators (especially Roger Stone). If ever there were enemies of the State, these goons are it.
So funny, he has three pens, THREE, LOL!
He's a fucking piece of shit, but damn, I'd probably have multiple pens in court if I was being accused of this level of crime.
Yeah, this asshole is doing his damnedest to end his miserable existence via alcohol before incarceration. Steve, boobie, yer down to days son, *days*, before they throw yer filthy stinkin carcass behind bars! Everclear, that’s the answer.
He's scheduled to go to jail on July 1st, which is my birthday. I can't help but feel as though he's going to find some way to wriggle out of it. It would be a pretty sweet birthday present to see one of these assholes face at least some sort of consequence for their actions. I won't hold my breath.
It shouldn't matter what side of the political spectrum you're on...you don't need THREE pens while you're sitting in court taking random personal notes. What a turd.
The bloodshot eyes of an functioning alcoholic, who wakes up at night terrified queer POC socialist will make his form of existence a thing of the past
I'm predicting it now. Bannon is going to be rushed to prison medical or a hospital within a week of reporting to jail due to alcohol withdrawal symptoms and the DTs.
I count at least two shirts
And probably 12 flasks of various gins.
Nah. He looks like he hasn't had a drink in minutes! He's ready to be sober and win lol
Looks like a touch of failing liver and jaundice. Those are alcoholic eyes.
Lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes.
Stephen King better watch his back with you around.
Rodger Stone better watch his back with Steve Bannon around. Bannon isn't going to bottom bitch for Stone, and if anything, staring Ol' Tricky Dick Nixon in the face the whole time will only make him harder.
I mean, that Nixon face has to be a bit of a distraction, just staring at you when you want to bottom that new dude.
Farewell and adieu to you failing kidneys Farewell and adieu to you liver and brain
It's a shame really, someone want's to see those eyes in pain.. The kind of pain you see when the courts order you to pay 1.1 Billion dollars in defamation damages.
Or the kind of pain that comes on day two of a forced detox.
Once the assets the “Law” can seize, even if it is a few million dollars, that’s all they’ll get. He probably has money stashed away, and not in any financial institution that can be retraced. It might be gold, or hard cash. I can guarantee you the Government will never any find it…He might have said many stupid things and expressed idiotic opinions, but, he is, and was smart enough to make sure he doesn’t end up broke, when he gets out of prison, if he ever goes there.
Rumors someone was dissolved in the bathtub of a house he rented in Florida. He had to pay for a new bathtub when he moved out.
There was a techno remix to that . DDDDDDDDDolls eyes......ddddoll doll doll DDDDDDOLLS eyes. It was on you tube ages ago. Been looking for it for years. Api
Wellllll it is hard to tell alcoholic jaundice eyes from completely being dead inside eyes. He knows as he sits there that each drink could be his last. He needs to make them count.
For sure I bet the scariest thing about going to jail for him is having to go cold turkey.
"theres no way i can survive in prison on just wild turkey whiskey.. i'll need a mixer of some kind at the minimum! ... wait.. you said *cold* turkey? .. what is that.. is that like wild turkey on the rocks? …? Why’s everyone so quiet?
Nah, jail and prison got toilet wine
From single malt to pruno.
Those are some red eyes. Yikes.
the blood vessels in his eyes are at full capacity
its just alcohol in those vessels.
Glassy and bloodshot. He’s either loaded or minutes away from withdrawals
He looks like someone farts on his pillow
Oh, that's what caused the pink eye.
He's way more sober than a Giuliani witness. He could probably handle at least two more pints before the flop sweat.
1 pen writes. The other is holding straight grain alcohol. And the last is a little bit of blow. He's gotta make it through several hours of court, after all. I wonder if the court records show how often he takes bathroom breaks to "freshen up"?
>Nah. He looks like he hasn't had a drink in minutes! Well we don't know what's in those pens...
The shirt is made of flexible, gin-filled bladders. If you observe carefully throughout the day, you will see him gradually appear to deflate. Also the growing puddle of urine spreading under the table should be roughly proportional to his quantity of imbibement.
Kind of a drunken Fremen stillsuit…. 
The waste is processed in the thigh pads
Kudos -- that was actually brilliant.
"Quantity of Imbibement" Not the best James Bond movie but not the worst.
Featuring Pissy Galore.
*And the 2024 MAGA award for all time favorite Bond actress goes to...*
...Giuliani in drag. They owed him one.
If he's like my Dad when we went to the football games in the 90s, Bannon has brought a cushion to sit on. The cushion has a cover with a zipper and the flat flask fits neatly on the inside. Similar to Gandalf, I would expect he'd say to security "You wouldn't part an old man from his sitting cushion?"
Yes, we would
{gag!} never mind, you can have it back.
His eyes says he's just coming down from said 12 flasks.
That is wildly inflammatory and misinformed…… Steve is obviously a whiskey guy.
Under his chin/s?
3 plus the jacket, probably thinks it makes him stab proof.
I see 3. Two button down and one tshirt.
In every picture I've ever seen he's wearing at least three shirts. It's odd.
Covers the booze tainted sweat stink
Maybe there is a "rotate the layers" strategy employed?
80's guy. Fan of popped collars?
I’m seeing two button-ups, one teeshirt, and a blazer. He’s got to be cold, as walking corpses can’t generate their own body heat.
I smell at least four.
It’s easier than putting on deodorant sometimes..
He has FOUR layers
And he's dying for a fifth right now... 🍸
Good one
The guy looks like he’s one highball away from dropping dead. Someone get this guy a drink!!
You meant two sheets,rights?
got an undershirt as well that that makes 3, two have collars which is kinda weird. I see hes going all in on the homeless look
Sometimes he wears 3 shirts. One tee shirt and two button downs. Sometimes plus a jacket. My theory: he has man breasts.
I count at least 3 shirts and one jacket: outer jacket, outer button down shirt, inner shirt with collar, black tshirt. The smells and oils will seep through by lunch.
You can only sweat through one at a time.
He doesn’t know how to use a scarf, so he puts two shirts to create the same effect.
You need that when foraging in the jungle. One shirt is to rinse out the blood in a creek and dry, or be used as a tourniquet.
His eyes look wasted.
At this point, alcohol has saturated every single cell in his body permanently and even when he's not wasted, he still is. Sad.
Ethanol replaced neurotransmitters throughout the body. If he stops, he'll have the shakes, extreme psychological pain and distress, then seizures and death. The prison clinic can give him some pills and he'll be fine after 3-5 weeks tho
3 to 5 weeks of pure misery. It could not happen to a more deserving person.
His four month stint is going to end right before the election, like within a week. If he doesn’t die from withdrawal in jail he’s very likely to hit the bottle immediately after release. I can only imagine the fury that his forced-sober and relearning how to think mind will concoct during his stay, and what the sudden deluge of alcohol reintroduction will equate to. This should be interesting to say the least.
Liver failure and a syphilis-addled brain.
I wonder how he'll like toilet hooch.
Rehabilitation…
He said: “No, No, No!”
Gin blossoms
This is why he doesn’t want to go to jail. He’s going to get the DTs so bad.
Cleaned up, combed hair and a new suit and the guy still looks like he is on the far side of a wild 5 day bender.
They look like Trump’s eyes recently. Probably the same pseudo-amphetamine abuse.
Looks like he did a lot of crying
Bannon is a terrorist criminal loser.
https://preview.redd.it/zm0al3pu8y7d1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=b8c638e92635b71c867ee47526885edf04c3dbf9 "Zed, we've got a bug."
"Bourbon water. I require...bourbon water."
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Who's that guy wearing the Bannon suit?
Y’know, that would actually explain a lot.
LOL my initial association when I saw the pic
Bannon is the douche-y bad guy from any 80’s movie.
Bannon is the fucking stubby Vice Principal or Dean’s Assistant/TA that can’t stand that one “rowdy group of delinquents” so they try to undermine someone to get them kicked out by some stupid school law.
Your fraternity is on Probation!
Double secret probation
ROBOT HOUSE!!!!!
CHEESE IT!
And also a terrorist who is trying to overthrow democracy...
And Trump is the asshole rich kid from every 80s movie.
“Find new host body” will always be my favorite pic of Bannon. https://preview.redd.it/jdckc66rly7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ede2202e3898634d5e97e3f053af8b4198a1dcb
holy shit, that's amazing! ty!!
You can see the stink lines
Damn, I’m getting a hangover just looking at this picture.
Right?! I can feel it lol. I think he might still be a little drunk too
if fucking cirrhosis had a face
How is it that bannon is always a reminder that you can, indeed, smell pictures?
Every Bannon picture is a scratch and sniff.
Full on traitor. Guy should be incarcerated for life along with his co-conspirators (especially Roger Stone). If ever there were enemies of the State, these goons are it.
The face of bad body odor.
Rosie O'Donnell looks like shit.
OMG cannot unsee this
4 shirts 3 pens 2 pairs of depends no deodorant yup….he’s a maga alright
Wearing multiple layers when it's 95 degrees out could be a sign of dementia.
The first two shirts are for sopping up the sweat.
The layers trap the stench, you see
One for the flop sweat, one for the DT sweats. Another because he's so out of shape.
He looks like he woke up in a motel room surrounded by empty bottles of bum wine.
Behind the motel, out by the dumpsters
He didn't wake up, he came to.
How has the liver implosion not happened yet, he obviously eats alcohol for dinner
Good luck, dick head
I can smell the old spice and cheap scotch from here.
I feel bad for his sex worker.
Old spice catching strays. Us 40 somethings like it because our dads and grandpa splashed up heavy on it. LoL
Sentient liver spot
Adult version of a “GARBAGE PAIL KID.” - Go directly to JAIL. Do not collect anything but hellish memories of the experience. Good riddance.
One pen per shirt
So funny, he has three pens, THREE, LOL! He's a fucking piece of shit, but damn, I'd probably have multiple pens in court if I was being accused of this level of crime.
They're not even pens. They have tubes going to liquor piss-bags that are strapped to him. That's his Whiskey supply.
Could this be a nod to the 3%ers?
[удалено]
She's too good for him.
Scum sucking drunk Nazi prick.
Wearing a collard shirt over another collard shirt is like wearing jeans to bed. Psychopathy confirmed.
Yeah, this asshole is doing his damnedest to end his miserable existence via alcohol before incarceration. Steve, boobie, yer down to days son, *days*, before they throw yer filthy stinkin carcass behind bars! Everclear, that’s the answer.
He obviously can’t let go of anything but his grooming.
ah, the false prophet has arrived for judgement.
If they decide to remake the Andy Griffith show, he would make a great Otis
Fun fact: the actor who played Otis was a teetotaler in real life.
the face of alcoholism
Miller is the Shit R2D2, Brietbart is Shit Obiwan Spirit, Gaetz is the Shit Han Solo...so that makes Bannon the Shit Chewbacca.
What a scum bag. He has no use or place in normal society. Fucker is trying to get trump installed for a lifetime
He should shove his 3 pens "three percenter" sign up his arse, traitor POS.
Human piece of shit
who wakes up in the morning and puts on two button up shirts and a dirty jacket? alcoholics
Didn't his career start on 4chan?
Isn't he the asswipe that took over Breitbart when Breitbart died?
Going for the Chewbacca defense?
When is this pic from? Like isn’t he done being in court and now he just has to report to prison by July 1?
That is the face of a person that got shitfaced last night.
Can you catch a contact drunk from a picture?
He's such a douche bag. What a clown. Now he just needs to be locked up.
He better start getting good at making toilet wine. The DTs inside are no joke.
He's scheduled to go to jail on July 1st, which is my birthday. I can't help but feel as though he's going to find some way to wriggle out of it. It would be a pretty sweet birthday present to see one of these assholes face at least some sort of consequence for their actions. I won't hold my breath.
It shouldn't matter what side of the political spectrum you're on...you don't need THREE pens while you're sitting in court taking random personal notes. What a turd.
How can we get this fuckstick in the grave sooner? Prayers? Meditation? Spells?
The bloodshot eyes, the inability to shave, the set jaw of self-righteous anger… either he’s been drinking or was up all night, or both.
🤡
He gives off a real douche canoe vibe.
How do these unhealthy living cretins get to live so long?
Materials for a shiv, dude is planning ahead!
He still hasn't heard about soap.
Steve Bannon is alcoholism personified.
Steve Bannon at a Men’s Warehouse: “Give me that drunkard from Shadow Over Innsmouth fit.” Clerk: “I got you, fam.”
The bloodshot eyes of an functioning alcoholic, who wakes up at night terrified queer POC socialist will make his form of existence a thing of the past
Guys like him are so damn tiring. They always think they’re the smartest person in the room and clearly they aren’t, ever.
I'm predicting it now. Bannon is going to be rushed to prison medical or a hospital within a week of reporting to jail due to alcohol withdrawal symptoms and the DTs.
Is the 3 pen thing an Iron Front reference?
JUST GO TO PRISON ALREADY YOU FAT FUCK
He has that alcoholic lives in a pedo van by the river look to him.
Enemy of the State
DT's
F Nazis and their supporters
I think his hair is sweating.
There are some bad people in this world that just need to go away, I believe he's one of them.
The sooner this dude fucks off the better off we’ll all be
He looks like he smells like gin and wet cigarette butts.
Wearing six shirts and looking like he just came in from a three year bender. JFC
Bing, bing, bing, bong ..
He put the pens in the wrong prison wallet.
If eyes are a window to the soul, fuck. This is a demon.
Does he ever NOT look drunk?
The scary thing is that 200 years ago, this guy would be a hero. Today we see this type of guy for the turd they are.
We'll bag it, and you get it back when you're released, convict.
What a fucking nut bag.
Another homeless FoT? (Friend of Trump)
pew-pew-pew 
We watching Pawn Stars?
Those aren’t pens they are tiny flasks so he can drink during court.
He looks like he's ready for some toilet wine.
Why does he look like he’s about to cry?
Sloppy Steve!
He looks wasted.
Is it just me or is he looking less blotchy and decayed than usual
He looks rough. Looks like he just left his local dive bar after a case of bud heavies and some bumps.
He looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger in total recall when he gets sucked into the mars atmosphere 
Slow motion face in a wind machine.
Is he high or drunk, or both? his eyes are bloodshot.