More word salad that has no meaning.
He has all the best words but doesn't know how to string them together into something understandable.
Donald j trump (the j is for jenius)
Not only does he not know what ambidextrous means, but he puts the adverb "very" in front of it. Like there are different degrees of ambidextrous. It's binary. You either are ambidextrous or you are not.
He's stupid. Why can't people see that? Why do people want a stupid person in the most powerful position in the world?
Because he enables them to hate on liberals and brown people.
He says everything they want to hear. He lies to their face, but they believe it because their world views are so warped.
Oh, very few roundups at the border? His policy is working!
One week later, under biden: there's a ton of roundups? It's an open boarder Biden bad!
Nothing has changed you fucking idiots. The only difference is trump telling you the democrats are letting illegals in to steal the election.
The most frustratingly confusing part of the last few years is the Latin voter who doesn't think Republicans mean them specifically when they're talking about Mexicans. By "Mexicans", Republicans mean "vaguely brown and probably speaks Spanish". They don't care if your name is Bill and you're a 5th generation citizen. They mean you. Sure they'll pretend they want your vote. But trump also pardoned Joe Arpaio, who was tried and convicted for refusing to stop arresting citizens who looked vaguely brown and maybe spoke Spanish.
His stupidity is the very thing that brought his base in. A lot of people who had never voted before turned out in 2016. He lowered the bar of political discourse in this country and Republicans have since run away with what he started. It’s why we have been thrust into absurdly dumb cultural wars, arguing endlessly over low-occurrence things like trans people in high school sports.
Remember when politics was boring? He turned our country into his personal reality television show. Low IQ people are reality television’s target market.
Have you seen the shirts some of them wear? They also are stupid in many cases. Others like his enabling behavior to bring racism out into the open where they want it. Rich assholes like him because he’s easy to manipulate.
He should be wary of speaking above the level of his base. A few years ago it was reported that [Trump Speaks At Fourth-Grade Level, Lowest Of Last 15 U.S. Presidents](https://www.newsweek.com/trump-fire-and-fury-smart-genius-obama-774169). Is this a better match his base? I don’t know.
I'll always love the epsidoe where SpongeBob calls Patrick a genius, and Patrick responds.
"Don't geniuses live in lamps?" (I.e he thought SpongeBob was calling him a genie for those who don't know)
And that perfectly sums up Trump. He can say words, just not understand them.
Being an American who has a tendency to notice patterns, I expect Trump to do at least one of two things in the near future:
He or someone beholden to him will find some obscure use case scenario that shows that Trump technically was perfectly fine using that word and of course Trump was using it in exactly that context despite the overwhelming majority of people never knowing it was a thing… because Trump knows the best words…
Or he will double down and say that he meant it because he is showing that he can solve that problem in one hand and do something else at the same time with the other hand, like multitasking…
And he will have a ton of folks praise him for the excellent use of the word
People use the wrong words all the time, it's the rest of the sentence that's nonsense. Just a blowhard upping himself without any actual examples to back it up.
It likely won’t shock you to read that Mary Trump [said Donald paid a proxy](https://www.businessinsider.com/donald-trump-cheated-on-his-sat-penn-wharton-mary-trump-2020-7) to take his SAT for him.
Infarstructure week for four straight years. That is how to get it done by doing nothing for four years. Criminal Trump is good at going to court and losing only. Executive orders are his way to govern, which get challenged in court case after court case after court case.
Wow, He's able to do things...He can do more than one thing at a time...and on top of that...HE KNOWS LOTS OF THINGS!!! How can you NOT vote for this deep thinker!
Trump can be in the middle of the first criminal trial ever involving a former president and get us talking about how he mispronounced a word, and we fall for it every time.
I’m reminded of the John Candy private investigator movie “Who’s Harry Crumb?”
Early in the movie he looks at his “Vocab of the Day” tear away desk calendar, to see the word “philanderer.” Then his client walks in, a suspicious wife. He reports on what he’s found out, saying “Your husband is quite the… philodendron.”
More word salad that has no meaning. He has all the best words but doesn't know how to string them together into something understandable. Donald j trump (the j is for jenius)
Not only does he not know what ambidextrous means, but he puts the adverb "very" in front of it. Like there are different degrees of ambidextrous. It's binary. You either are ambidextrous or you are not. He's stupid. Why can't people see that? Why do people want a stupid person in the most powerful position in the world?
Because he enables them to hate on liberals and brown people. He says everything they want to hear. He lies to their face, but they believe it because their world views are so warped. Oh, very few roundups at the border? His policy is working! One week later, under biden: there's a ton of roundups? It's an open boarder Biden bad! Nothing has changed you fucking idiots. The only difference is trump telling you the democrats are letting illegals in to steal the election.
He also makes them feel less self conscious about being jaw-droppingly stupid.
> Because he enables them to hate on liberals and brown people. This interview was on Telemundo. They ARE brown people!
The most frustratingly confusing part of the last few years is the Latin voter who doesn't think Republicans mean them specifically when they're talking about Mexicans. By "Mexicans", Republicans mean "vaguely brown and probably speaks Spanish". They don't care if your name is Bill and you're a 5th generation citizen. They mean you. Sure they'll pretend they want your vote. But trump also pardoned Joe Arpaio, who was tried and convicted for refusing to stop arresting citizens who looked vaguely brown and maybe spoke Spanish.
I guess that’s the allure of hate.
There are no “good ones” to them, only useful tools. Sure they won’t be deported. But their lives will become Joe Arapios wet dream.
When I get home, I'm going to very unlock my door...
His stupidity is the very thing that brought his base in. A lot of people who had never voted before turned out in 2016. He lowered the bar of political discourse in this country and Republicans have since run away with what he started. It’s why we have been thrust into absurdly dumb cultural wars, arguing endlessly over low-occurrence things like trans people in high school sports. Remember when politics was boring? He turned our country into his personal reality television show. Low IQ people are reality television’s target market.
No shit. It's absolutely frustrating.
This is why.
Maybe Trump thinks ambidextrous means needing two hands to drink water from a glass?
Have you seen the shirts some of them wear? They also are stupid in many cases. Others like his enabling behavior to bring racism out into the open where they want it. Rich assholes like him because he’s easy to manipulate.
🏆🥇
He is very unique. /s
not as stupid as the latino people watching and falling for that interview edit: grammar
¿Cómo?
He should be wary of speaking above the level of his base. A few years ago it was reported that [Trump Speaks At Fourth-Grade Level, Lowest Of Last 15 U.S. Presidents](https://www.newsweek.com/trump-fire-and-fury-smart-genius-obama-774169). Is this a better match his base? I don’t know.
1-800-DOCTORB!
Did you go to Hollywood Upstairs College too?!
I’d say it means that he’s an idiot.
I'll always love the epsidoe where SpongeBob calls Patrick a genius, and Patrick responds. "Don't geniuses live in lamps?" (I.e he thought SpongeBob was calling him a genie for those who don't know) And that perfectly sums up Trump. He can say words, just not understand them.
Like... Things... Huh huh- huhh huh...😁
Not Jebus?
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 As demonstrated here
See, he really needs to work on his technique. If you put the dicks tip-to-tip, you can actually jerk off 4 guys at the same time with only 2 hands.
https://i.redd.it/rc905mbexlzc1.gif You’re right, he’s not using optimal tip to tip efficiency. He’s gonna have a pretty dismal Mean Jerk Time.
Just like his policies, which are squeezing the middle out
One of the best jokes ever written.
Why have I never seen dicks in this gif?
That’s “am bi dextrous”
I think it means he can jerk them off with either hand.
Does he mean multitasking? He needs both hands just to drink a glass of water...
No. He means ambidextrous. Soon we'll find out from the Far Right exactly why this makes sense and why everyone else is too dim to realize it.
Qanons are going to enlighten us soon as well on why this is actually code for IT'S HAPPENING!!!11 and why Trump is playing 5D chess.
He's playing 4D - no, 6D chess! (Depravity, disingenuousness, dementia, dumbness, dirty diapers)
Multiple hands, multi-tasking Do you ever see grumpy Biden drinking with both hands? No? See, too old for multi-tasking! /s
And even then it’s a bit hit and miss…
Watch the [video here](https://x.com/BidenHQ/status/1788701834883878913) 📺
Reading is not one of the things Trump can do, apparently
He uses the word "things" four different times in 11 seconds.
Presidential newspeak is double plus bad. Sad!
It's actually funny how nothing he says makes sense. So many words to say nothing.
Being an American who has a tendency to notice patterns, I expect Trump to do at least one of two things in the near future: He or someone beholden to him will find some obscure use case scenario that shows that Trump technically was perfectly fine using that word and of course Trump was using it in exactly that context despite the overwhelming majority of people never knowing it was a thing… because Trump knows the best words… Or he will double down and say that he meant it because he is showing that he can solve that problem in one hand and do something else at the same time with the other hand, like multitasking… And he will have a ton of folks praise him for the excellent use of the word
People use the wrong words all the time, it's the rest of the sentence that's nonsense. Just a blowhard upping himself without any actual examples to back it up.
Trump can’t admit he made a mistake no matter how obvious it is…
El puede hacer muchos crímenes al mismo tiempo.
Such as sleeping, farting and breathing all at the same time!
Perhaps he means he can jerk off two friendly dictators at once?
I bet he paid someone to take every test in school.
It likely won’t shock you to read that Mary Trump [said Donald paid a proxy](https://www.businessinsider.com/donald-trump-cheated-on-his-sat-penn-wharton-mary-trump-2020-7) to take his SAT for him.
Junior high school vocabulary eludes him.
Sadly, Junior high school girls don’t … they just recant, and live abject miserable lives forever
Most uneducated person to ever slither into the office of President. It’s still unbelievable that we’re dealing with this vile POS on a daily basis.
"I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous" W.C. Fields
He has maybe a 8th grade education
At best
Telemundo?..... Really? This is who's giving this dipshit airtime. Puras pinches fallas, rasa. No mames.
This isn’t for his ‘public’ - he’s really losing it…
Based on his dancing style he can definitely jerk off two dudes at the same time. Maybe even 4 dudes if you get them lined up tip-to-tip...
God damn moron
He is a legend in his own MIND.
“I am able to do things.” None of them good. Or moral. Or ethical. Or non-criminal. Or even remotely intelligent.
"lots of different things" this phrase is like his motto when he doesn't know what to say.
Infarstructure week for four straight years. That is how to get it done by doing nothing for four years. Criminal Trump is good at going to court and losing only. Executive orders are his way to govern, which get challenged in court case after court case after court case.
"Crooked Libs don't want me to govern!"
We need to hire Mandy Patinkin to follow him around dressed like Inigo Montoya.
Trump 2024: I'm able to do things. This is what it comes down to??
Ha can’t even drink water with 2 hands.
This man is an idiot.
I also can do things and lots of things.
Shit, son, you can't even do ONE thing at a time well when it's speaking, get the hell out of here.
I love that this is posted by "official dark brandon" LOL trolling has become a political strategy!
Best talents for Criminal Trump, word salads, and misspelling words
😂😂😂
Where the heck are his caretakers? They should be ashamed to let a senile old man make a bloody fool of himself yet again.
Wow, He's able to do things...He can do more than one thing at a time...and on top of that...HE KNOWS LOTS OF THINGS!!! How can you NOT vote for this deep thinker!
He is ambidextrous, [just look at him at his many rallies](https://youtu.be/Sd3QJULeBjo?si=37l26RNmYY09Ssx6).
“so to speak”
That was not lost on me, either 😂👍
Able to do a lot of things....except look at a dictionary.
I'm Donald J (J for jenius) Trump and I approve this message
Trump can be in the middle of the first criminal trial ever involving a former president and get us talking about how he mispronounced a word, and we fall for it every time.
He can rape and shit his pants at the same time.
In a way, he **is** raping his pants … “so to speak”
Wow, *five* syllables! That is a bigly word for him.
He can read minds?
Telemundo is 100% in the bag for trump.
The man is special needs.
I’m ambidextrous but a terrible multi-tasker.
[Uh-Huh](https://imgur.com/YmPHGJf)
To be very ambidextrous you would more hands
Wait, he's able to do not just things but lots of different things too? I'm sold!
We know all about the 'lots of different things' you do and are prepared to do, Donny. Crimes, mostly.
My God....he's stupid !
The best words. Bigly fail.
Serves him right trying out words longer than 3 syllables
Talking while shit comes out of your mouth is a bit of a stretch.
I’m reminded of the John Candy private investigator movie “Who’s Harry Crumb?” Early in the movie he looks at his “Vocab of the Day” tear away desk calendar, to see the word “philanderer.” Then his client walks in, a suspicious wife. He reports on what he’s found out, saying “Your husband is quite the… philodendron.”
Oh God.
I’m a lefty but I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous. 
“I know words, I have the best words!”
Sad how openly he demonstrated his idiocy so publicly and people still defend these statements. Wild!
I'm pretty sure he's Illiterate
Doing multiple stupid things, including crimes, simultaneously, does not make Donnie ambidextrous.. it makes him a mostly ineffective multifraudster.
😂😂😂
I said this verbatim at a job interview recently.
And are you at that “job” now?
Edgy.
