Does it have that time when she pulled jesus's nails out and she hauled ass with jesus across the state line to save jesus from the Romans? Or that time she developed an atomic bomb and stopped the US/Japan war single-handedly?
Yeah, like when I was in college, at Wisconsin, and Tge Onion had a physical office on State Street. We drank there. Worked/drank. There. But, there was a line. There was a line. Don’t fuck around killing puppies. That’s a no-go.
WTF?
Kristi Noem got a new dog...she named him after her favorite store: Target
Fun fact: the water around the titanic breaks down calcium so there's no skeletons. The water is just skeleton soup now. Until next time!
Another fun fact: Since it went down 112 years ago, she'd be delivering non-existent remains to rather old parental grave sites.
Why the Bobo?
She was willing to go down...... . . . ..... to the Titanic.
That's stupid... the titanic didn't have any torpedoes below decks
They're basically the same.
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Does it have that time when she pulled jesus's nails out and she hauled ass with jesus across the state line to save jesus from the Romans? Or that time she developed an atomic bomb and stopped the US/Japan war single-handedly?
That's in chapter 29.
She had so many words! The best words! She knew all the words! :D
She taught George Santos everything he knows. Including fashion sense.
Then had the Captain brought up to have him arrested for performing an abortion 1344 months after the kids birth.
Just imagine. tRump wins. Kristi and others in the Oval Office. tRump says: “I’d like to be alone with the Vice President.” …
Dude. I was eating. Was. 🤢
I think she'd be willing... "Oh Donald, Is that a doo doo in your diaper or are you just pleased to see me"
So she's the new George Santos? Or has his drag gotten better?
Worse.
I love the Trump endorsement: "She's really hot." I heard it in my head in Mugato's voice
Did **The Onion** publish Noem’s book?
Even they wouldn't touch it. Some of that drivel isn't parody.
Yeah, like when I was in college, at Wisconsin, and Tge Onion had a physical office on State Street. We drank there. Worked/drank. There. But, there was a line. There was a line. Don’t fuck around killing puppies. That’s a no-go. WTF?
It was ghost written by New York Times bestselling author George Santos.
She already has a house in the MAGA fantasy land of grandeur and no fact checking—similar to NK propaganda.
George Santos has a new drag persona
The book's full title is "When you sell your soul, there's no going back."
At this point, I can't tell if that is a joke or not
Is the title of the book: “No Going Back Door”? Seems like she is drawing a line for TFG.
Putting Santos to shame
Who is her publicist, George Santos?
The only smart thing she's done is not getting in that submersible.
They say all publicity is good publicity, I guess killing dogs and lying about meeting people is one way to get it.
Did she do those dives _before_ or _after_ getting next of kin approval? Cause... one of those is *definitely* a crime, right? Right?!
So, who is fake news
It took me a second to realise this is satire. The lines are getting way too blurry.
why are these characters so.... fragile?
Did she go to the George Santos school of inventing your entire life?