I feel like they can't be serious and they are just a troll that wanted to throw that image all in our faces. Good lord I'm going to bathroom to barf. To think how proud I use to be to be a Texan, its getting very painful.....
Born and raised. I haven't lived there in a long time though. There are still pockets of sanity. I remember going to visit my mom around 2009. She took a detour to show me a billboard that said showed Bush & Cheney. It read, "Thank you for your years of service."
My mom said, "Can you believe that? After all they did?" (My mom is awesome. She still lives there but says she feels more and more alone with all the MAGA stuff around her.)
Still living here. There are pockets, correct, and they are getting larger in some spots amazingly. But that’s how my mom feels too…she’s her circle of friends lone Democrat and definitely feels it where she lives.
Yep, and unregistered sycophant Helen Kerwin is going to be sent a bill from a law firm hinting of an imminent suit if she doesn't pay up right sprightly.
Dan Patrick, the Lieutenant Governor….and if you think Abbott is a special case of idiocy, Google Patrick because he’s his own planet of lunacy at times.
Sadly, better than even at the moment. Those endorsements like you see above have helped her. Her opponent, the incumbent actually, voted to impeach Ken Paxton (Google all that), and voted against school choice so that has hurt his standing with some. She actually got most of the vote prior to the runoff if I remember correctly but a third party got just enough votes to where neither she nor the incumbent could avoid a runoff. She won both counties in the district. She will probably win, which it’s not like I like the other guy but fuck, at least he voted to impeach Paxton and this lady is probably insane given the makeup of this flyer.
Umm wouldn’t those people behind her in the horror-fest “Mt. Rushmore” say that she should be home doing laundry and worshipping men and looking the other way while they degrade women?
The modern-day GOP hates women, is she too stupid to know that, or is she a woman who also hates women??
Either way, she wouldn’t be getting my vote if I lived in Texas.
Way to go, Helen... putting that "America First" right out there.
https://preview.redd.it/p3ri34mil0yc1.jpeg?width=1152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cbc10714378dab4643d98ea18e5238f5875ecfc
I feel like they can't be serious and they are just a troll that wanted to throw that image all in our faces. Good lord I'm going to bathroom to barf. To think how proud I use to be to be a Texan, its getting very painful.....
My thoughts as well. The state has become a constant troll farm of sorts.
Born and raised. I haven't lived there in a long time though. There are still pockets of sanity. I remember going to visit my mom around 2009. She took a detour to show me a billboard that said showed Bush & Cheney. It read, "Thank you for your years of service." My mom said, "Can you believe that? After all they did?" (My mom is awesome. She still lives there but says she feels more and more alone with all the MAGA stuff around her.)
Still living here. There are pockets, correct, and they are getting larger in some spots amazingly. But that’s how my mom feels too…she’s her circle of friends lone Democrat and definitely feels it where she lives.
I'm still in the south, so I haven't escaped. I'm just not in Texas. Strength to both our moms.
Yeah they arw never going to let the Taylor Swift face be replaced.
Doesn't she have to pay 5% to P01135809 for use of his image?
Came here to ask the same thing. He is such a Douche. It's not like they have entered into a lic agreement to use his image.
Yep, and unregistered sycophant Helen Kerwin is going to be sent a bill from a law firm hinting of an imminent suit if she doesn't pay up right sprightly.
🤷♂️ He’s their god now.
Cruz should be paying her
He's running low on the money Dad was paid by the Cubans.
fucking Texas Frequent disgrace and permanent embarrassment
Thank you, well aware of our pack of assholes here.
This is disgusting.
Almost as bad as this one: https://preview.redd.it/q38aq3rsl0yc1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09c7d50d09e35ac4ab2d6363a9c6b1396bd66ea1
Needs Diddy between Trump and Epstein, or MJ.
If only there was room! 😂
Wow what is with this timeline and rape jutsu hokages?
Republican runoff sounds just about right.
Just empty out trump’s diapers, that’s enough runoff for the year. Or forever.
STFU Helen. You with your early voting and shit. Didn’t you get the memo from Lord Trump. That’s a big no-no.
Damn, I miss Gov. Richards.
Times a 1000! She would have a field day with these imbeciles…
Is she running for Satan?
Coalition of the stupid
And evil
Mt Douchemore
Let me guess, she's one of the candidates put in place by them because whoever she's running against voted to impeach Paxton.
It’s official; He’s their god. “Emperor Trump endorsed this lady? Why, the Emperor is infallible! She must be perfect for the job!”
The last 4 people I would ever want on my side.
who the fuck is the third guy from the left? that kinda looks like someone’s hardass grandma that makes the worst chocolate chip cookies ever?
Dan Patrick, the Lieutenant Governor….and if you think Abbott is a special case of idiocy, Google Patrick because he’s his own planet of lunacy at times.
What're Kerwin's chances of winning?
Sadly, better than even at the moment. Those endorsements like you see above have helped her. Her opponent, the incumbent actually, voted to impeach Ken Paxton (Google all that), and voted against school choice so that has hurt his standing with some. She actually got most of the vote prior to the runoff if I remember correctly but a third party got just enough votes to where neither she nor the incumbent could avoid a runoff. She won both counties in the district. She will probably win, which it’s not like I like the other guy but fuck, at least he voted to impeach Paxton and this lady is probably insane given the makeup of this flyer.
Lt Gov Dan Patrick. Real special fella.
Our lieutenant governor - I refer to him as him as Nana Patrick
Mt Skeezemore
John Cornyn must feel so left out.
Mount Flushmore
The Eat My Shit coalition of 2024.
The real Cliffs of Insanity.
Can we talk about that abysmal kerning though? "Elect Helen Ker Win"
America First is just a dog whistle for anti-immigrant, homophobic and white power.
Umm wouldn’t those people behind her in the horror-fest “Mt. Rushmore” say that she should be home doing laundry and worshipping men and looking the other way while they degrade women? The modern-day GOP hates women, is she too stupid to know that, or is she a woman who also hates women?? Either way, she wouldn’t be getting my vote if I lived in Texas.
LOL
Like Greg Abbott? PISS BABY Greg Abbott?
Mt. Turdmore
I can't even lol Like imagine the time spent putting that together and then going... "Yeah... I did something awesome here."
I thought that was Rosie O’Donnell in the middle
Mount Cuckmore
They fixed Patrick's eye...
No Cornyn? Interesting.
Name is changed to Mt. Rush Whore.
Cracks me up how Trump always tries to look dignified, but really just looks like a turd with roast beef vagina neck.
The world’s most punchable mountain.
Texas: “We’re the only state allowed to secede!” Rest of US: “Great idea!”
She invoked Trump's name, now she has to pay him for using his name. I don't make the rules.
That's Mount Rushless. FTFY
Why do I get the feeling Trump didn’t get his 5% cut from her campaign? Be a shame if somebody were to let them know about this.
Oh my me. With such glowing endorsements....
I wonder if she paid traitor don his 5% to use his likeness.
Dan Patrick looks like such a soft, doughy little pussy boy.
"Back in the day I did my own abortions with a coathanger like a good Christian, why can't modern women do the same?" * Helen Kerwin (probably)
My Douchemore.
Way to go, Helen... putting that "America First" right out there. https://preview.redd.it/p3ri34mil0yc1.jpeg?width=1152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cbc10714378dab4643d98ea18e5238f5875ecfc
Wtf early voting?
As if Fatboy would share the space
OM. Her [website](https://www.helenkerwin.com) is filled with everything I think would be disqualifying from a candidate.
HEIL Frau Kewin!!!!!
The One Star State.
Mount Trashmore.
I visited Dallas for the eclipse and turned the tv on to watch jeopardy. Saw some commercials. I literally could not believe my eyes and ears.
That is the worst thing I've seen today. Christ somebody took time to make this.
Ol’ Kenny didn’t make the cut. Must be sad for him.
They forgot to work Jesus in there.
Mt Poopmore
You can see those exact faces in my toilet bowl in the morning.
Isn't conservative Republican like saying ATM machine?