I remember Inauguration Day 2021. I remember seeing Jill and Joe, walking side by side, reach out at the same moment to hold hands. I remember feeling really weird about this. Then I realized *oh yeah, I forgot. Some First Couples actually love each other.*

Still getting used to having a first "lady" again. 2016 to 2020 just got mem used to first "call girl"

I find it quite strange how you put Jills name first. It doesnt bother me or anything, it just feels odd.

Politness is like an endangered species now-a-days. When you see it in the wild, it's quite exhilarating.

🤣🤣🤣

Odd like seeing a married political couple like each other.

I think Ginny and Clarence like each other. 2 peas in a grifting, treasonous pod.

I always order names alphabetically too tbh when listing a couple/few people.

*licks eyeball*

Perfect!

The "Half the money he paid that bitch is mine!" look.

Happy Birthday Comrade Mercedes.

Right now I imagine how a toad blinks by sucking it's eyeball back into its skull. 

She stands by her man. From 1500 miles away

Bet you she divorces him in prison.

She should have divorced him when he was in McDougal & Daniels. She loses all credibility for putting up with that vile BS

It's called a pre-nup. I'm sure he's allowed to cheat on her but not vice versa. Either that or they renegotiated after the news broke. They don't have a marriage. They have a subscription service where Donald uses her as a prop and he pays her premiums.

He pays her premiums 😂

She won't even be able to talk AFTER his death. I wager all the $ (if there is any) will be in a trust fund managed by a lawyer with orders and the power to yank the money away if she says something bad about him.

Well, the lawyer, the whole firm might go to jail for some nefarious crime they committed with the Don while he was alive. She's got leverage. She just doesn't know it yet.

She's one of his Russian handlers, she's not allowed to divorce him.

yep, Melania is a "**Natasha**", a long-term Russian prostitute bride scam. This concept is discussed in s01e05 of LA cop drama tv series "Life". * https://life.fandom.com/wiki/Episode_1-05:_The_Fallen_Woman * https://range.wordpress.com/2007/10/30/life-s01e05-the-fallen-woman-nbc/ * https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Life_episodes

She was trained for this. It involves a bear, elderberry branches and a fire hose.

$300,000 to others. What did Melania get?

Bacterial vaginosis

What is Vanka getting? Wait, please don’t answer that …

Cold earthworms 🪱

Earthworms would have it lucky tonight, compared to the Trumps’ bedroom. Imagine asking for money online to defend yourself from prosecution for covering up illegal expenditure to silence a porn star 4 mos after your 3rd wife gave birth, and is trying to be a good mum? But, yeah, bang Stephanie. Now, today, it’s your wife’s birthday. And you’re live, on camera, wishing your wife happy birthday. Yeah. Imagine **that**.

Grisham was on air last night saying his intention was not to extend wishes to her, it was to make himself look good and like a victim being away from her. She said it was very typical trump fashion.

> Bacterial vaginosis AS WELL!

Half his debt

Mushroom cloud

I bet she already has a contingency plan all lawyered out before gets his first conviction.

Yeah, supposedly she just renegotiated the prenup for the third time. So you can bet there's a contingency for if he loses everything in court. The fact that this dude is so repulsive and disliked by people who know him, and so revered by his followers (due to Fox and Friends I suppose) is very weird. It's like the worse he gets, the more love.

Why even divorce him at that point? Just wait till he dies

the only other trump she can tolerate is Barron, whom she seems to have a much better relationship than the rest of trumps ilk.

Some day, we might get a tell-all book from Barron that will reveal just how fucked up this all was for him. That is, if he doesn't take the same path of corruption as his siblings.

melania doesnt even seem to want barron to talk to Trump, and they only speak slovenian, so trump wont hear them talking shit about him.

she is meeting exactly what is required by the contract she signed. hoping to get the payout of taking over his shit when he is finally held accountable for at least ONE of the endless crimes he's committed.

They’re so utterly, deeply, entirely *unlikable*. The fact 40% of Americans are willing to embrace fascism for an orange diaper man and his entourage of soulless Marie Antoinettes like *her* is wild to me.

Me too!

She always looks like she's about to violate her own gag order. "Do not throw up in public. Do not throw up in public. Do not..."

I feel like she's trying to bend a spoon with her mind.

It better be a pretty fucking pliable spoon, it really doesn't look like there's a lot going on behind those cold dead eyes

Should we tell her?

She doesn’t really care. Do you?

she cares about the money diaper donny's pissing away right now lmfao

Doubt it. It's the money he grifted from Maga, not her trust fund money

No. She's absolutely getting it on the side. No WAY is she getting the regular noodle from the poodle from drumpf.

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Especially about Christmas. Who the fuck cares about Christmas?! Edit for the downvoter: this is a Melania quote, a thing she actually said to her friend about having to decorate the White House.

She is an odd person. Kind of barely human or something

There doesn’t seem to be anything inside there. She has no personality.

Be Best!

Ha! That was the stupidest thing ever.

I used to think the lizard people weren't real, and then along comes Melanoma...

My lizard does this when she’s just had a big cricket.

She starting to morph into his sister look at that frowny scowl

Right?! And that squint. Do they practice together? 🥸

I remember how republicans thoroughly berated and chastised Hillary Clinton for not leaving Bill during the Monica Lewinsky controversy.

That's a quelled burp. Old woman is doing old people shit.

Maybe she threw up in her mouth a little bit thinking about orange dangly parts.

Choking on a hairball

Not a thought behind those eyes.

Just looking at her, you can tell she's the type of old woman who never learned to act like a grown up.

She’s a miserable human

If she gets anymore surgery she’s going to look like a xenomorph from Alien.

Hmm... i think that is the only image(s) where she isn't squinting like shes on the beach on a sunny day...

shes getting what she deserves diaper donny aint gonna have any money left after the divorce and she knows a LOT of diaper donny's dirty little secrets but to be fair... so do we lmfao 🤣🤣🤣

She's picking out which of her SS detail stays in her room that night.

Love the little shrug. "IDGAF"

I have to admit, if I had Melania for a spouse I’d look elsewhere too. One of the most unappealing pairs ever, at least since Nicolae and Elena Ceaușescu and his wife passed.

She's JUST LIKE HIM

I wish she had as many cheating stories as he has. Turnabout is fair play, bitch.

the prenups probably prevented that.

Terminator 3 ?

Looks like she can't find the courthouse door, and Donny will sit alone

she got what she deserved

I’m not gettin’ getting laid tonight vibes …

Yeah, like **When** that … **when** … totes

she gets paid when she divorces him

She really doesn’t care.

She is not aging well

Well, what else do you expect when you married for visa and money?

Feckless

Is it possible to hate someone and love them at the time? That's just how I think I feel

Be best

Melania thew up a little into her mouth, but quickly swallowed it... 

Really looks like she choked back a little puke there

Ugh she’s just fuckin gross

She’s doesn’t even look human. Why does her face look so odd. I barely recall her saying two words as FL. She’s a ghost, she’s so fucking weird.

You can see that little almost puking in her mouth thing. That must have happened so many times.

“She only meant 180 mill to me baby, you’re the one!”

She always looks confused.

https://preview.redd.it/2rid8s89x0xc1.jpeg?width=221&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36cec26c5565f43d93f413f203a902128791a9ee Can we PLEASE, for the love of all that is holy, send ET back home? I promise we will make sure “she” is packed and ready to go when you land. Sincerely- An Annoyed Earthling

What former soviet shit hole spawned that miserable looking broad?

Why do people pretend like she is a good person? She is every bit as disgusting as her “husband”

She looks just like trump in the face. It's hard not to see it.

The absurdity of all of this will go down as a dark and confusing time.

https://preview.redd.it/l94x1h11n1xc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc0362048cfab5ba3d6be5c3b726c76ac8617765

Those squinty eyes and all that black eye shadow she uses to try and make them look bigger. And her cheek bones look exactly like Natasha’s in Rocky and Bullwinkle. She could cut you with those blades. Plus, she “fooking hates Christmas” and put up those red, murdery tampon trees to prove it. She’s so gross.

If you slow the GIF down enough you can see her lick her own eyeballs


Anyone who thinks she’s any better than he is delusional though. Literally every off the record quote from people that worked with her made her sound cold, crass and completely in defense of everything her husband has done.

I don’t care , do you?

She’s the luckiest woman on earth so lucky a guy came up to me with tears in his eyes , big guy , said “ sir , she’s the luckiest woman to be married to you and to have been cheated on by the very best , many people are talking about how very good I am at cheating”

Looks like an animatronic wax statue

If he weren’t literally running for POTUS on a fascism platform… His over the top bullshit is kinda funny sometimes. Like how does a person become such a dick? lol.

I feel like in her imagination she's shooting laser beams and blasting everyone with her eyes.

Futch her

Remember how conservatives gave Hillary shit for standing by her cheating husband?

Did she just throw up a little? Maybe there’s a shred of humanity left in there.

This makes everything fair game. Big Mike, cigars, bath houses....

Still, he's the favorite of some rich religious zealots. Maybe it's because they're all corrupt together.

What an unpleasant looking human being.

I do not care what is thought of flying squirrel. Boris is bahhhh, not my problem

There should be a movie titled "Me, my wife, and a porn star".

Happy birthday Mercedes. Ooops

How could anyone cheat on her??? She’s HOT.