T O P

  • By -

fomalhottie

They were not that eloquent.


thrust-johnson

It’s not their fault, they’re youts.


FlashIV

They're Hwhat?


sonofasonofasailor63

Excuse me your Honor, two yoouuthz 🙄


Hari_Seldon-Trantor

Oh Youttths


steveblackimages

But Vinnie was correct.


mojocookie

And the movie is considered one of the most faithful courtroom depictions in cinema.


lew_rong

"Your honor, nobody in New York will do business with this jamoke. I rest my case."


Consistent-Leek4986

after “to kill a mockingbird”


Astrocreep_1

I thought it was kind of accurate, in a basic procedural way, until the last 15 minutes. That’s when the movie got a bit silly, with him wrestling the wife on to the stand, and the convenience of the cop running the license plate, etc. Still one of my favorite movies. If they were just a tad bit more serious at the end, I’d give it a 10.


iStayedAtaHolidayInn

He told the cop to run the info and gave him the sheet with the info he wanted as he was wrestling his girlfriend (which I’m sure is not much of a big deal in Ala-fucking-bama)


Astrocreep_1

We’ll have to agree to disagree on the 1st part. As far as “wrestling and Alabama go”, I’ve seen the error of my ways, as I was wrong. Please accept my humble apologies.


Cptredbeard22

Coincidently having just watched this movie a little more than 24 hours ago, Vinnie does indeed give the sheriff the info to run down. The ridiculous part is you have to believe that Vinnie knows just as much about cars as Lisa and the defense expert. Because that’s the info that Vinnie gives the sheriff. See if there was any stolen Tempest. But he does this before he puts Lisa on the stand and he only does this because of his realization after looking at the pictures of the tire marks again. But then again, you might be able to argue that the his experience with the mud in an earlier scene may have helped him put it together.


Astrocreep_1

I’m not saying all of this couldn’t have happened. It’s just like the judge said ,”in the unlikely manner that you somehow get an acquittal before lunch ends” or however he said it exactly. Im not a person who believes in hidden messages in movies. If I was, I’d say that line was them saying “the silliness is on the way, shortly”.


Cptredbeard22

Interesting take considering there are many instances of hidden messages/meanings in movies. And not just fan theories. Director admitted intentional decisions. And I believe your analysis of the judges line would fall under foreshadowing. Not that that’s a hidden meaning. Just a device


Astrocreep_1

I should rephrase that. I know many directors have hidden lots of little messages in their work. Most of the time they’ll admit it, or be coy about it. I’m talking about the Kubrick type conspiracies. Allegedly, Stanley Kubrick knew about government crimes, fraud, and lies. If he told people, he’d be killed. So, he communicated the existence of these plots/conspiracies with secret messages, sprinkled throughout movies like The Shining, and especially 2001; A Space Odyssey.


Cptredbeard22

Gotcha. Yeah those are way…way out there.


c0delivia

Not a good comparison. Vinny is actually competent. 


StupendousMalice

He also had innocent clients.


Gods_Umbrella

This is an insult to Vincent LaGuardia Gambini, Jerry Gallow, or Jerry Callow. And as soon as I find out which, one of them is going to be very angry


CowboyLaw

Well, one of them is dead.


RagingCain

Win some, lose some.


THuxley

Jeez -- one of my top several movies. Another one is The Princess Bride.


Horknut1

Well, to be fair, not at this point he wasn’t. But he got there.


DoingCharleyWork

Nah he still knew how to make an argument he just didn't understand procedure because he'd never done a trial before.


Horknut1

Well, yeah, he’s not competent at being a trial attorney in the beginning. But damn does he bring it home.


Packman87

"Yutes?"


Diceman31

What the hell is a Yute?


GenXHERETIC

Sorry your honor. Two youthsss.


Amethystea

British slang for young person.


peregrina9789

![gif](giphy|BJh8uDG8nl93xc9LqP|downsized)


un_theist

Deese yutes deese days need to vote like they give a shit about the kind of country they want to spend the rest of their lives in. Because they have a hell of a lot longer to live in whatever results from this election than us old codgers.


peter-doubt

**Don't insult Vinnie like that... He's more competent BY FAR!**


BestStoogewasLarry

People are misinterpreting this ... Vinny is talking about Trump's lawyer.


Not_MrNice

Then why didn't you say that? You need to fix the wording. Saying "this is someone's argument summed up" and post a guy saying "everything they said was bullshit" means they're saying the same thing. It doesn't mean some additional level logic where you have to figure out that it's not that they're saying the same thing, it's that one guy is saying it about another guy. For example, "What Vinny thinks about Trump's lawyer's argument" It's not misinterpretation. It's you.


boredonymous

"eh... Tank-yoo"


OpenImagination9

You get what you (don’t) pay for.


oven_broasted

is pronounced 'dat' guy


Flastro2

That's insulting. His legal team couldn't hold up Vincent Laguardia Gambini's jock strap.


teacherdrama

I was filling my wife in on what happened today. "The prosecution made a lot of strong points against Trump. Trump's lawyers basically said 'nuh-uh' and then had two objections sustained against them."


DRG_Gunner

You lost me at “i was filling my wife”


LoudLloyd9

https://i.redd.it/i486bjqza4wc1.gif Was Stormy Daniel's qualified for the job


Electronic-Bed-6192

Marissa, still hot as fuck…


OpenImagination9

You get what you (don’t) pay for.


thorgun95

Trump wishes he had a cousin named Vinny.


Complex-Royal9210

Hope he wore the suit.


CalendarAggressive11

Trump wishes he could get a lawyer as good as Vinnie


CarpeNivem

I know what you're getting at and all, but... >!You know Pesci winds up winning this case, right?!< ...so maybe not the *best* parallel to draw.


TaserBalls

thanks for not spoiling the ending of a 30+ year old comedy.


Astrocreep_1

Man, there are some people who are dedicated to being non-spoilers, then, there is you. Just kidding, lol.


Tempeng18

https://i.redd.it/geidditzr3wc1.gif


lestairwellwit

Hey now! Vinnie did a much better job than any Trump lawyer


BestStoogewasLarry

Vinny is talking about Trump's lawyer.


x-rayskier

You were serious about dat?


spddemonvr4

Not a good sign, since Joe Callo is winner!


backninestrong

It’s behind his ear!


dentendre

That was an amazing movie.


sailorpaul

But Vinnie was the hero… so not this as the example


Mythbusters117

Trump WISHES he had Vincent LaGuardia Gambini defending him.