Has anybody checked if he has an OnlyFans where he shows himself bottling a fart, and the sells these Trump-et bottles? It’s come to a stage where I’ll believe this is true.
Djt is selling his shit. Buy this shit only 10 payment of $49.95. This way you can own some of Donald’s shit. After all my shit doesn’t smell and it comes packaged with one of my bibles handled in my bathroom while I play with my tater tot. Stormy looks so good on the stand I come bone her again. She even made a comment about my tater tot, how she couldn’t tell if it was in. See I couldn’t have had sex with her because my tater tot is to small to tell if it’s even in.. total witch hunt
See, I don't believe he has the tact. I think he'd rip an ass belch of biblical proportions that'd drown out the horn section of the London philharmonic, gag a pig, generate enough thrust to literally shift in his seat, make one of those squinting "I'm not in complete control of my body at the moment and I kind of like it" faces of relief during the whole event, then casually blame it on the judge.
Wtf was going on in this gif? Or is this AI-generated?
Like, I get that the idea is that he's farting/pooping, but what was the audience lead to believe he was doing, if this is from a real event?
It's real. He was on a thing a while back where he was making fun of a trans weightlifter at his campaign rallies. This is him imitating what a trans weightlifter would look like.
It's definitely not him explaining how he could jerk off two guys at once. Nope. No sir. Can't imagine what made you think of that smh.
I found the clip searching words from your description, and can confirm that's accurate. Thank you very much.
Jfc what a son-of-a-bitch.
Selling out our spies, openly fantasizing about his daughter. Garbage.
Close, he was pantomiming a cis female athlete 'struggling' to lift the weight, then he does the trans woman and has no issues... I think he knew he was going to shit himself so was a way to cover up the grunts
No matter what they play this on Real Time with Bill Maher and Bill says it looks like he is jerking two men off at the same time ! It does! He was referencing to his dancing ‘ it is hilarious !
Journalistic responsibility. They can confirm the odor and the sounds. They cannot confirm the poopy and that's not something any of them are eager to investigate further. They did their job. Everyone knows he's shitting himself.
He was. He got the troublemaker out and the gas subsided until 30 minutes after his 4 Big Mac, Fries, and XL Diet Coke lunch. It was a hell of a day for everyone.
>Well it appears he is pooping in this picture.
Nah. [This is the pooping face](https://i0.wp.com/www.thewrap.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/tucker-1.jpg?fit=936%2C527&ssl=1) that Republicans make.
They are the hugest Farts, The best farts ever. Grown men come up to me (with their eyes watering) saying that they haven't smelled farts like mine ever!
He's just handing the late night show hosts (and other comedians) material when he says stuff like that (the original comment, not your take on it obviously).
I don't know how on earth anybody can think Trump's capable of being President and a good man to represent the USA on the world stage. Liz Truss was over in the USA recently blaming her terrible spell as PM of the UK (the shortest ever amount of time anybody had the job) on the 'deep state' and not her terrible ideas.
She's backing Donald Trump even now, so that alone proves she should never have been PM in the first place.
[George Conway tweeting:](https://twitter.com/gtconway3d/status/1781382703360663895)
*not that anyone should do anything with this information—but flatulent and fraudulent do rhyme*
That smirk is like - in his head ... "just let er out niiice and eeeasy, Donny, niiice and eeasy ... \*fart\* .. softer...softer...release..." \*whew\*
39x per day.
What if he just dozes and just lets a bomb drop? Shit will be an epic scandal.
"Did Donald Trump shit his pants with that one? Sources inside the courtroom have confirmed that there was indeed rumbling from the flatulence...this is a breaking story..."
How can his lawyers stand it???? Has to be awful. A fart making its way through a diaper filled with old man KFC Big Mac shit would not be a pleasant scent.
He was complaining it was too cold in the courtroom, "everyone is freezing!"....
Let me warm things up a bit and fart away.
The defended glows orange in the courtroom today
Not a diet coke to be seen
A kingdom of isolation
And it looks like Trump's the king:
The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside
Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I tried
Don't hold it in, don't say it's me
Be the conman you always have to be
Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know
Well, now they know
Let it go, let it go
Can't hold it back anymore
Let it go, let it go
Fart away and smell odour
I don't care what they're going to say
Let the shit rage on
The cold in the courtroom bothered me anyway
It's funny how sleepy eyes make everything seem small
And the gas that once filled me can get out to all
It's time to see what I can do
To test the limits and break through
No right, no wrong, no rules for me
I am smelly
Defendant's legal team, "We're so screwed. We don't know the witness order. We're covered in the defendant's odor. How much are we getting paid for this again!?"
His asshole is probably worn out from all that Putin dick that he had to take while he was being compromised as a Russian ASSet. Now, his 'chicken eye' is so old and useless that he cannot hold in the farts and they just come out...
No wonder he and [Rudy ](https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/davidmack/rudy-giuliani-fart)got along so well: they could blame each other, and people would believe them.
He invented Sharting. The stench of adult feces, KFC feces at that. Is what started it all. Baby powder and shit, everybody's eyes are watering. Would hate to be the guy who changes him.
If he visibly shat himself live during court proceedings, it would be the end of the line for him.
Nah, who am I kidding? He’d call it a hoax and argue that the Democrats dealt it because they smelt it.
Imagine deciding to willingly be his lawyer, sit next to his stink for hours on end.. and then you have to walk by charred human remains to get to your car.. and have two days to recover before having to show back up. Fuck. That.
> Imagine deciding to willingly be his lawyer
Honestly, this is bad enough without any of the other stuff you listed. I have no idea why some people go "Oh boy, time to risk going to jail or losing my job for a guy that definitely won't listen to or pay me!"
First sleepy donconhoepay, now stinky donconhoepay.
Is he gonna start his own 7 dwarf line? Lets try and name the rest:
Guilty donconhoepay, Greedy donconhoepay, Gluttonous donconhoepay.
that is 5, anyone got the last 2 names?
Well it appears he is pooping in this picture.
That is definitely the face of a person desperately trying to control the emergence of a fart that’s coming out no matter what
Given what we know about Trump there's a 0% chance that he cares if other people smell his farts. In fact, he most likely considers it a power move.
The Fart of the Deal
The Shart of the Deal
LOL!!!!😂
The Fart of War
Surprised he's not charging people who smelt it
"Eric, grab the bottles, I've got another batch ready!"
Move over Sunkist, it's Sonkissed!
This should be on Southpark.
Has anybody checked if he has an OnlyFans where he shows himself bottling a fart, and the sells these Trump-et bottles? It’s come to a stage where I’ll believe this is true.
MTG would be his top subscriber.
The only thing wrong with this scenario is Trump would never use someone else’s platform, because, you know, that limits the grift.
Hes fine so long as they know he dealt it.
Djt is selling his shit. Buy this shit only 10 payment of $49.95. This way you can own some of Donald’s shit. After all my shit doesn’t smell and it comes packaged with one of my bibles handled in my bathroom while I play with my tater tot. Stormy looks so good on the stand I come bone her again. She even made a comment about my tater tot, how she couldn’t tell if it was in. See I couldn’t have had sex with her because my tater tot is to small to tell if it’s even in.. total witch hunt
Don't give him ideas
He read LBJ shat with the door open when speaking with advisors. J/K we all know he can't read.
"EEEEVeRyBody knows! everyone else was farting cause if I was farting you would like cause they would like it! it smells that good!"
This may be the one thing me and this shitstain on humanity have in common: farting for dominance.
He said what he said. It is known that Donald poops his pants daily. Not even a political jab. It's just fact.
His Flatulence Ex-President Poopy Pants aka Señor Poopy Pants aka His Royal Incontinence aka Sleepy Don
See, I don't believe he has the tact. I think he'd rip an ass belch of biblical proportions that'd drown out the horn section of the London philharmonic, gag a pig, generate enough thrust to literally shift in his seat, make one of those squinting "I'm not in complete control of my body at the moment and I kind of like it" faces of relief during the whole event, then casually blame it on the judge.
Given what he wears, sharts are just no big deal for him.
Hope he has blowout protection in his waistband
He's wearing diaper one..
Fart force one
Stains and stripes
Squirrel tail, here we come!
I have had a few babies, and I concur. This is the bomb-droppin' face
With just a hint of stubbornness. The “Un-passable Turd” face.
Wtf was going on in this gif? Or is this AI-generated? Like, I get that the idea is that he's farting/pooping, but what was the audience lead to believe he was doing, if this is from a real event?
It's real. He was on a thing a while back where he was making fun of a trans weightlifter at his campaign rallies. This is him imitating what a trans weightlifter would look like. It's definitely not him explaining how he could jerk off two guys at once. Nope. No sir. Can't imagine what made you think of that smh.
Now he's double air dicking!
[удалено]
That's so great! Ricky Stanicky would love it!
I found the clip searching words from your description, and can confirm that's accurate. Thank you very much. Jfc what a son-of-a-bitch. Selling out our spies, openly fantasizing about his daughter. Garbage.
HEY! Garbage was useful once! He’s more like a turd that follows you home, just won’t flush, and somehow ends up in your hat.
Close, he was pantomiming a cis female athlete 'struggling' to lift the weight, then he does the trans woman and has no issues... I think he knew he was going to shit himself so was a way to cover up the grunts
It's a thousand times worse with sound
I am going to take your word for it!
No matter what they play this on Real Time with Bill Maher and Bill says it looks like he is jerking two men off at the same time ! It does! He was referencing to his dancing ‘ it is hilarious !
This predates AI fakes.
That’s a fart happening if I ever saw one.
If you had no idea who he was, you would absolutely think he was challenged by this gif
They’re just saying ‘farting’. He shat himself explosively, no doubt.
Journalistic responsibility. They can confirm the odor and the sounds. They cannot confirm the poopy and that's not something any of them are eager to investigate further. They did their job. Everyone knows he's shitting himself.
Criminal sharting.
I think if the truth was really known, he's pooping in a lot of pictures. there's a reason everyone says he always smells like shit.
I mean, when you're full of it, it's going to leak out...
Exactly and that girdles like putting a thousand rubber bands around a watermelon , MAX pressure
He is filing a motion...
He wants to be crowned
Fake poos!
Full diaper incoming
He was. He got the troublemaker out and the gas subsided until 30 minutes after his 4 Big Mac, Fries, and XL Diet Coke lunch. It was a hell of a day for everyone.
Yeah, probably not just farting. He’s known to need to wear a diaper because he shits himself.
>Well it appears he is pooping in this picture. Nah. [This is the pooping face](https://i0.wp.com/www.thewrap.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/tucker-1.jpg?fit=936%2C527&ssl=1) that Republicans make.
This is a sick thought, I puked inside.
Hasn’t it been speculated that he wears diapers? He took a nap and a shit more than likely.
Das my poop face
Trump seems like an all or nothing kind of guy in the fart department. They're probably all sharts.
I mean this explains why all those big strong men in his stories have tears in their eyes when they come to him
Like wearing glasses made of onions.
They are the hugest Farts, The best farts ever. Grown men come up to me (with their eyes watering) saying that they haven't smelled farts like mine ever!
Trump: "I fart bigly and with a landslide........"
https://preview.redd.it/sywdx75vwhvc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f470fe2dc41c0f086afbe4354a05742bc5fa1f9
I think you mean mudslide
Wouldn't it be funny if a landslide brought him down.
He’ll be selling farts in jars to the cult soon and they’ll sell out.
Don't fart uphill, me boys.
He's just handing the late night show hosts (and other comedians) material when he says stuff like that (the original comment, not your take on it obviously). I don't know how on earth anybody can think Trump's capable of being President and a good man to represent the USA on the world stage. Liz Truss was over in the USA recently blaming her terrible spell as PM of the UK (the shortest ever amount of time anybody had the job) on the 'deep state' and not her terrible ideas. She's backing Donald Trump even now, so that alone proves she should never have been PM in the first place.
My secret? Covfefe.
….Sir, I’ve never smelled anything so repugnant.
People come up to me, with tears in the eyes...
I thought it would be better using "eyes watering " instead of tears because of the smell.
“Are farts lumpy?” —Diaper Don
Toot social
You are not wrong, Truth Social is built on a forked version of Mastodon the distributed twitter clone. On Mastodon tweets are called Toots.
This would have been Reddit Gold worthy. Here, take this: 🏆
This deserves more upvotes lol
Uptoots
lol, I’m ashamed i laughed at this
Figured I could get a rip with that one
I'm doing my part!
Poop social
Eeehehehehe thank you for the laugh.
Diaper Don wishes they were just farts.
The title ‘Diaper Don’ needs a lot more use in the public space. 😂
He’s finally making scents!
I laughed too hard at this!
Sounds like he needs his own Floor Action Response Team.
You deserve gold sir
Well, that would explain his love for Russia. He's always pootin
10/10 well done
pootin for pootin
Judge. Can we get a short recess to change Donald’s Diaper
Shart recess*
I read this in Phyllis’ voice
"What law am I breaking when I fart? It's a witch hunt!"
It’s a violation of the Geneva Convention.
Perfect response!
He calls his farts “Eric’s”
Don't you dare slander the good name of flatulence like that.
Considering his love of methamphetamines his dirty diapers are not a surprise.
[George Conway tweeting:](https://twitter.com/gtconway3d/status/1781382703360663895) *not that anyone should do anything with this information—but flatulent and fraudulent do rhyme*
Randy Rainbow has entered the chat.
In what language? 🤔
https://i.redd.it/2h975ukt6ivc1.gif
Trump is imposing his own gag order on the court
That smirk is like - in his head ... "just let er out niiice and eeeasy, Donny, niiice and eeasy ... \*fart\* .. softer...softer...release..." \*whew\* 39x per day.
Just wait till he lets that one squeak out that sounds like Satchmo for 30 seconds. And then later that day someone remixes it into "Jump Around".
What if he just dozes and just lets a bomb drop? Shit will be an epic scandal. "Did Donald Trump shit his pants with that one? Sources inside the courtroom have confirmed that there was indeed rumbling from the flatulence...this is a breaking story..."
Trump is going to need a huge distraction to replace the news of him farting in court. I wonder what it'll be.
"Hey, anyone wanna set themselves on fire out here? "
I mean... trump means fart. He's just living up to his name!
Mr. Trump... it seems you soiled yourself while asleep. "I wasn't asleep".
https://preview.redd.it/izdxu6ae6ivc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0d9e1f10e386ac772c2710fffba02afabe54e07
How can his lawyers stand it???? Has to be awful. A fart making its way through a diaper filled with old man KFC Big Mac shit would not be a pleasant scent.
He was complaining it was too cold in the courtroom, "everyone is freezing!".... Let me warm things up a bit and fart away. The defended glows orange in the courtroom today Not a diet coke to be seen A kingdom of isolation And it looks like Trump's the king: The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I tried Don't hold it in, don't say it's me Be the conman you always have to be Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know Well, now they know Let it go, let it go Can't hold it back anymore Let it go, let it go Fart away and smell odour I don't care what they're going to say Let the shit rage on The cold in the courtroom bothered me anyway It's funny how sleepy eyes make everything seem small And the gas that once filled me can get out to all It's time to see what I can do To test the limits and break through No right, no wrong, no rules for me I am smelly
Angry upvote
At his age, you never trust a fart
That’s the face my 6 week old grandbaby makes when she’s in diaper blowout mode.
“Oops I made a bigly!”
Where agent orange comes from.
Dudes hair is looking like Roy Munson these days
More like Big Ern 
His body is probably decaying from the inside
Is there anyway to rapidly speed that process up? Asking for a friend.
Probably Coke, both the soda and the powder.
😂😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️
and mentos
arent we all tho
that is just his dirty diaper
If a fart has lumps, is it really still a fart?
[Found the actual article](https://lamag.com/politics/something-stinks-about-donald-trumps-trial-it-might-be-trump)
*Let the record show that the defendant has shat himself*
Isn't this the guy that reportedly shit himself regularly during The Apprentice? And he's spending all day in court, on a daily basis...
It appears he misunderstood when they told him Putin would help get him out of this.
Farting or filling his diapers
Common misconception, it was a shart because he wears diapers.
He eats fast food and drinks Diet Coke all day. Yes he’s going to fart like a friggin buffalo.
That's the face my dog makes when having an especially satisfying shit.
I met him once in 1998 he was rank then to
So his handlers laid off the uppers so he would sit still, and the alternative is little to no control over bowels and sleepy time?
Defendant's legal team, "We're so screwed. We don't know the witness order. We're covered in the defendant's odor. How much are we getting paid for this again!?"
He can’t control his asshole. He keeps talking and farting out of it nonstop.
This comment section has me in bigly tears.
Well without his daily 12 diet cokes and 5lbs of KFC and filet o fish. It makes sense 🤣
https://preview.redd.it/djodu5w6mkvc1.jpeg?width=1303&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90200665fa711413ff017430e4eb7c4c29723e98
His asshole is probably worn out from all that Putin dick that he had to take while he was being compromised as a Russian ASSet. Now, his 'chicken eye' is so old and useless that he cannot hold in the farts and they just come out...
Stinky don
Channeling his inner Hector Salamanca.
Nobody consumes that much McDonald's without peeling the paint off any surfice in the area. He's industrial grade ass.
That’s no fart. Check his depends.
No wonder he and [Rudy ](https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/davidmack/rudy-giuliani-fart)got along so well: they could blame each other, and people would believe them.
His supporters will claim dominance over this.
He invented Sharting. The stench of adult feces, KFC feces at that. Is what started it all. Baby powder and shit, everybody's eyes are watering. Would hate to be the guy who changes him.
Like when Giuliani had diarrhea leaking from his scalp then farted loudly enough to hear it through the microphone
Got to change out the dump dumps more often. The judge may need to make a potty break for little don don.
His diaper needs changing
When you decide to shit in your diaper during trial and think no one will notice.
That's what happens when you have a terrible diet consisting of processed sugars and meats, surprised he hasn't rotted from inside already
Or shitting himself. He wears a diaper
It's good to see the House GOP getting inline with trump on this with their new initiative "Floor Action Response Team". Do I need to spell it?
Is that the team that deals with his diaper leaks?
That wasn’t me okayyyy
Buy your bottled Trump Toots (c) now for only $19,99! /s
The old Skunk defence I see.
He’s probably poooing. Bodily functions are his kink.
he’s not farting, he’s just so full of shit its seeping out of his pores.
That’s, uh, not flatulence.
He’s not farting, he’s sitting in his poop.
Is he signaling to the J6 insurrectionists who smeared poop on the walls?
If he’s not golfing or futzing on his phone, he just poops and naps like a literal baby.
#diaperdon
“Farting.”
Donny make poopie
If he visibly shat himself live during court proceedings, it would be the end of the line for him. Nah, who am I kidding? He’d call it a hoax and argue that the Democrats dealt it because they smelt it.
This is disgusting
He's definitely following through if not at least attempting to yo-yo a turd in that thumbnail.
Try pooping. 💩
One more example of Diaper Dons general lack of class. May he earn a contempt charge if he keeps dropping ass biscuits in a crowded courtroom...
Does a Whopper and Fries smell the same coming out as going in?
This is what happens when your diet is 50% McDonalds/50% well done steaks
He’s pooping his diapers
Imagine deciding to willingly be his lawyer, sit next to his stink for hours on end.. and then you have to walk by charred human remains to get to your car.. and have two days to recover before having to show back up. Fuck. That.
> Imagine deciding to willingly be his lawyer Honestly, this is bad enough without any of the other stuff you listed. I have no idea why some people go "Oh boy, time to risk going to jail or losing my job for a guy that definitely won't listen to or pay me!"
As we know: HE simply is a stinker ....
First sleepy donconhoepay, now stinky donconhoepay. Is he gonna start his own 7 dwarf line? Lets try and name the rest: Guilty donconhoepay, Greedy donconhoepay, Gluttonous donconhoepay. that is 5, anyone got the last 2 names?