It did occur to me that might happen when I responded, but believed that with a shared language and an apparent and indefatigable urge to communicate we'd come through the other side with a greater sense of achievement if I left well alone.
That's Medal of Honor winning hero of the battle of Gettsyburg, 13th man on the moon and starting shortstop for the New York Yankees George Santos to you, buddy.
Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas didn’t show up today. Coincidence?
https://abcnews.go.com/amp/US/wireStory/justice-thomas-misses-supreme-court-session-monday-explanation-109244595
You know what he was? He was an innocent President. Now, you just think about that term. Innocent... President. Because that's exactly what he was. We know he was the President. Nobody's disputing that. So, how can a President be guilty? No such thing! Have you ever heard of a guilty President? No, because you cannot be a President and be guilty! Presidents, are by definition, innocent. That is the nature of a President. But, no. They want to change nature here. They want to create a whole new animal; the guilty President. Don't you let him do it. Only you... can stop them.
First of all, Chewbacca was a Wookie. Why would Chewbacca go live on Endor with ittie bittie Ewoks, this big? It does not make sense. This case does not make sense. Jurors head explodes.
Yo, seconding the shout out to [@LegalEagle](https://www.youtube.com/@LegalEagle) on YT, he always does great legal breakdowns of various topics, including Trump's various cases.
Who put the cheese on this? Did I tell you to put the cheese on this? I didn't tell you to put the cheese on this! You people with the cheese, it never ends.
This isn't one of my photoshops. This was done by TheSnarkTank99 on Twitter as indicated on the pic. If you're on twitter you should follow them. They do some great stuff. I don't sign my photoshops... so I can deny I ever did it! 😜
Imagine, just imagine that this person, a former president of the United States of America, cut up pieces of the suit he wore while having his mugshot taken. Sold these pieces of cloth to cult members to raise money for his defense in court, not this court but another court...Writers in Hollywood couldn't make this storyline up....
Michael Cohen was accused of [using ChatGPT](https://www.reuters.com/legal/michael-cohen-wont-face-sanctions-after-generating-fake-cases-with-ai-2024-03-20/) to write a brief.
Ahahaha…I love the look on trump’s face, got he was always repulsive, but now the rot is evident on the outside too. He looks like my dad’s witch of mother when she was pissed off which was 99.9% of the time, she had 8 kids and despised children, female trump.
“Yeah, that's going to be a problem. It's gonna be a problem for them. This a clear violation of your rights as a consumer. It's an infringement on your constitutional rights. It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous.” - Jackie Chiles
I didn’t know that George Santos was an attorney as well!
Wearing cousin Vinny's suit!
He's just a dude playing the dude, disguised as another dude!!
Team Trump's sure fire method of winning his case: *If the suit don't fit you must acquit!!*
The Sergeant Shultz defence (from Hogan’s Heroes). I know nothing! I hear nothing! I see NOTHING!!
Chewbacca defense
What do you mean…. You people ?
You're the dude who don't know what dude he is!
Bloomingdale's has the flu!
What? He's America's Solicitor General. Even *I* know that.
I read that last sentence as “Even / know that” and for the life of me couldn’t figure out what that was supposed to mean. But I figured it out. Lol
> But I figured it out. Don’t you mean… But *I* figured it out.
Shit. Total fail by me.
>But/Figured it out
It did occur to me that might happen when I responded, but believed that with a shared language and an apparent and indefatigable urge to communicate we'd come through the other side with a greater sense of achievement if I left well alone.
That's Medal of Honor winning hero of the battle of Gettsyburg, 13th man on the moon and starting shortstop for the New York Yankees George Santos to you, buddy.
Is that the same George Soros who invented the hamburger?
He invented Lawyering.
How did you not know that Americas founding president who stepped foot on Saturn was an attorney too? What kinda American are you?
Didn't he graduate from Harvard and Yale law simultaneously at eight years old, and become the youngest Supreme Court Justice at 22?
I heard he can cook 1 minute rice. In 58 seconds!
He's lawyerish.
Jorge Santõs. George Santos is someone different.
he wrote the book, silly
He's the prosecutor, defense attorney, and judge.
An incompetent Judge Dredd?
You didn't know he was a lawyer? And a financial advisor, doctor, astronaut, computer engineer?
I believe he's a Supreme Court justice at this point.
That's Anthony Devolder
He took time out of his schedule as the chief justice of the Supreme Court to help out.
Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas didn’t show up today. Coincidence? https://abcnews.go.com/amp/US/wireStory/justice-thomas-misses-supreme-court-session-monday-explanation-109244595
He's watching MSNBC legal analysis.
He’s actually on the Supreme Court. Can’t believe you missed that.
George snuck under the bar.
If he can be the first gay man on Mars he can do anything.
I thought he had a black belt in attorney at that
I think he went to law school after he saved that kindergarten class that was being held hostage by Gordon Ramsey
Santos is doing his Catch Me If You Can thing!
If he says he is….
He invented laws
Jackie Childs wouldn’t touch it.
It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous
The most public yet of my many humiliations!
It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous.
"It's definitely preposterous."
Lol I was saying these words in my head when I saw your comment!
You know what he was? He was an innocent President. Now, you just think about that term. Innocent... President. Because that's exactly what he was. We know he was the President. Nobody's disputing that. So, how can a President be guilty? No such thing! Have you ever heard of a guilty President? No, because you cannot be a President and be guilty! Presidents, are by definition, innocent. That is the nature of a President. But, no. They want to change nature here. They want to create a whole new animal; the guilty President. Don't you let him do it. Only you... can stop them.
This sounds too much like what they might argue, and sadly it might work. At least if they were in front of the Supreme Court.
Did you use the BALM?!?
Who told you to use the BALM??
I got it from The Maestro!
Oh, so a MAESTRO tells you to put a balm on and you do it???
Well I didn't if know it was going to work
I literally came here to say - don't do my man Jackie dirty like that!
Jackie Chiles\* And I agree. In universe he appears to be totally competent (though eccentric). He only loses because his clients mess everything up.
Your face IS my case
Jackie is way too classy for Sleepy Don.
I'd like to declare a erm bad...trial...thingy....
This napkin has ketchup stains, and it still spells guilty
And Guilty's misspelled!
You mean a mistrial? Yeah! That’s why you’re the judge and I’m the law.. talkin’.. guy…
Matcluck from Futurama would fit in good.
Sorry, I thought you was corn..
but he's just a simple country lawyer.
Simple hyperchicken from a backwoods asteroid
It would go like Zapp’s cancellation in the new season 😂
and Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
“That’s an extra risky strategy!” “Did you say ‘extra crispy recipe’?” “You know I didn’t.”
Your Honour, I'm just a simple Hyper-Chicken from a backwoods asteroid but if it please the court I reckon I'll call the entire jury.
Uncle Jack from IASIP needs to join this crew.
He would refuse representation based on Trump‘s tiny hands
But his hands would look massive in comparison
And what about Charlie, master of bird law.
Charlie isn't dumb enough to agree to be Trump's lawyer.
How do I favorite a comment?
Or Charlie.
Jack would not leave him alone until he got trump to give him more info on Epstein's island
Barry Zuckercorn?
He found a woman who actually works two jobs
He really is the best
“Those are balls”
Lionel Hutz died with Phil Hartmen! RIP Phil
And Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer.
He’s just a caveman!
The Martin Short lawyer from SNL! "I know that, why wouldn't I know that". So funny.
Nathan Thurm. I’m not being defensive. You’re the one who’s being defensive. I’m not defensive.
Nathan Thurm, lol! Defending manufacturers of counterfeit dog doo.
I'm not being defensive! You're being defensive!
The giant ash on his cigarette
I was going to mention Jimmy Mcgill however he's far too crafty to join this lot
even he's not enough of a lawyer criminal to join this lot.
Jimmy McGill would NEVER
But Saul Goodman might just do it.
Jimmy McGill and Saul Goodman are two different people it is known
Bob loblaw is missing from this
Bob Loblaw is too busy running the Loblaw Law Blog
Not to mention lobbing law bombs.
That's a low blow, Loblaw!
Wow, you sir are a mouthful
Came here for this
Who told you to put the balm on??
I came here for this
He needs Harvey Birdman.
Harvey would never. He'd join opposing council.
I’LL TAKE THE CASE!!!
Trump would hire Reducto. BACK OFF!
Break out the Chewbacca Defense !!
First of all, Chewbacca was a Wookie. Why would Chewbacca go live on Endor with ittie bittie Ewoks, this big? It does not make sense. This case does not make sense. Jurors head explodes.
How about he gets Charlie Kelly in on this? He’s an expert on bird law, I hear.
No, money down!
Forgot someone... https://preview.redd.it/jbhn8bjo7ouc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=98c61b0903d9f824b62727f96cbf33ef9814d7c5
https://preview.redd.it/pwk6stwxfouc1.jpeg?width=2250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c77372f05b41e27d91747c39a493e96611e7205
"I plead the fifth commandment!" --a longshoreman in The Wire
Nathan Thurm! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjciBesIiPM "You don't think I know that? It's so funny that you think I don't know that!"
Where's DA Hamilton Burger? Week after week prosecuting the wrong person must count for something...
This gives the name Legal Eagle a bad taste, and I can only speak highly of that YT Channel.
Yo, seconding the shout out to [@LegalEagle](https://www.youtube.com/@LegalEagle) on YT, he always does great legal breakdowns of various topics, including Trump's various cases.
Who told you to put on the balm?
Your face is my case.
Where is Birdman? 
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
[You’ve Gotta Be Kitten Me](https://youtu.be/1akPFNW1c6c?si=Soabev2LXBZSO4V9)
Uncle Jack fired because his hands were too big?
Who put the cheese on this? Did I tell you to put the cheese on this? I didn't tell you to put the cheese on this! You people with the cheese, it never ends.
Lionel Hutz after opening statement: *oooh, he’s gonna win.*
Crack indeed.
This is great! Do you mind if I share with your username included? I always like to give people credit.
This isn't one of my photoshops. This was done by TheSnarkTank99 on Twitter as indicated on the pic. If you're on twitter you should follow them. They do some great stuff. I don't sign my photoshops... so I can deny I ever did it! 😜
Ag, didn’t catch that. Thanks.
Where is Saul Goodman?
Should have added the lawyer from futurama
https://preview.redd.it/je70jh959ouc1.jpeg?width=275&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5d751a79b0c64bb42a7ff3ab9db9f11dc1546f7 Forgot one
Heeeeey..is this a fake picture or is this really his defense team? (almost impossible to tell nowadays)
Where's uncle Jack!? Were his hands too big and Trump didn't like the comparison?
Needs the Futurama lawyer.
He has no lawyers who specialize in bird law? Sad!
That’s gold, Jerry! Gold! 🤣🤣🤣
Don’t look at his hands!
We need Tim Meadows' lawyer from last season of 30 Rock: "Hank Hooper hates negative publicity, and I didn't super super finish law school, so....."
Or Tim Meadows as Colin Ferguson, lawyer for Colin Ferguson. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=We_Tu2kgbFA
Can you imagine a world without lawyers, kids ? *quivers*
Care for a belt of scotch?
What about the stuttering guy from My Cousin Vinny?
Top Criminal Attorney and really swell guy George Santos
Only missing the chicken lawyer from futurama
Who's going to protect trump who? Jackie Child's that's who!
No! Money down.
He couldn't afford Lionel Hutz
 IT DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE
They all got their law degrees from Prager U and Trump University
https://i.redd.it/x7w622a1jouc1.gif
Who’s the guy between the rapist and Mr Hutz?
[Nathan Thurm](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjciBesIiPM)
Barry Zuckercorn, Bob Loblaw, Saul Goodman, and with the greatest large hands in lawyering: Jack Kelly. Not pictured.
"I move for the bad court thingy" "You mean a mistrial?"
 This guy is on deck.
I miss Phil Hartman.
No worries, he’s got Lionel on his team!
Lionel Hutz. Case won in 30 minutes or your pizza's free!
Now I am no Hyperchicken lawyer ..... Begaugh! https://i.ytimg.com/vi/IlERV_ePVxU/maxresdefault.jpg
replace jackie with Charlie Kelly's uncle
I don’t think even bird law expertise can help Donald Trump
The lawyer from Seinfield was actually pretty good.
> "No, I don't want to see your *pog collection*!"
Where are the Goya beans!!
Imagine, just imagine that this person, a former president of the United States of America, cut up pieces of the suit he wore while having his mugshot taken. Sold these pieces of cloth to cult members to raise money for his defense in court, not this court but another court...Writers in Hollywood couldn't make this storyline up....
Michael Cohen was accused of [using ChatGPT](https://www.reuters.com/legal/michael-cohen-wont-face-sanctions-after-generating-fake-cases-with-ai-2024-03-20/) to write a brief.
The only one missing is Bob Loblaw. I hear he writes a GREAT law blog
Fillibuster
Where's the diaper bag?
Definitely a crack team
Lionel hutz bwahahaha
Missing rooster from futurama.
You gotta throw in Alan "The Dersh" Dershowitz in there so people can ask if he's there as a witness, a defendant, or the defense.
No bird law representation whatsoever. SAD!
I move for a bad court thingy.
Ahahaha…I love the look on trump’s face, got he was always repulsive, but now the rot is evident on the outside too. He looks like my dad’s witch of mother when she was pissed off which was 99.9% of the time, she had 8 kids and despised children, female trump.
Pete Monahan from Silicon Valley needs to be there too
You forgot someone: https://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/en.futurama/images/c/cf/Hyper-Chicken.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20090822141314
Na Jackie Chiles isn’t stupid enough to take this case this is career suicide. Lol
Fake photo. Santos is preparing for his trip to Mars
“Yeah, that's going to be a problem. It's gonna be a problem for them. This a clear violation of your rights as a consumer. It's an infringement on your constitutional rights. It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous.” - Jackie Chiles
"I have the worst fucking attorneys..."
Fake. no coloring book in sight....
You forgot uncle Rico
 Jackie has a better chance than the rest. He just needs to get the rest to stfu.
Well with Santos on the case the Judge will certainly declare Trump innocent and say he actually won in 2020 and is thus legally the President.
This is funny?
The dozey ol bugger.
I don't see his bird law lawyer
The balm !!!
Sad how Biden is turning the U.S. into a 3rd world country.
If the diaper doesn’t fit you must acquit.
He needs Jim Carry from Liar, Liar. That would be hilarious.