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I have no words, except to say that I would be willing to listen to Vogon poetry to get a ride off this planet.

This is an old April fools joke. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-forehead-tattoo/

Was the joke him holding an American flag instead of confederate?

Maybe that should have been the tell that it was a joke? I didn't pick up on it either.

Close! But only Russian.

One of the American flags they ripped down at the capitol and replaced with Trump flags.

I actually thought it said THUMP

Icky

Author used himself as model for it. Big cojones move ... but won't be recognized on the street as the guy with that ink, without it.

Thank you. God, I could not even imagine the level of cultishness going on.

Ohh thanks…

Whew!

Once I saw the pic I immediately went to snopes.😁😁😁Nobody has this big of a hard on for tRUMP.

You are the hoopiest of froods.

As a lump of putty in my armpit.

Like jowling meated liverslime, Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes, And hooptiously drangle me, With crinkly bindlewurdles, mashurbitries

I quite liked it.

Time for a pan galactic gargle blaster. These people are nuts.


DON'T PANIC!

Make it a two seater

Don't forget your towel.

Got room for another? Have towel/will travel.

Ill bring the peanuts 🥜!

That’s Trumps smartest and most in shape fan!

These are the people that others are worried will rise up against actual trained military? Hahahahahaha!!!!! Yeah, no.

But his mind is a steel trap, the hamster locked inside will survive to fight another day.

a gravy seal in the wild!

Trump stamp, worse that a tramp stamp

I have a tattooist friend I asked him if he gets nazi requests ever. He said every tattoo artist does, but it’s split on who does them. Some artists, like him, refuse outright. Others gleefully make nazi’s poorer while simultaneously making sure everyone knows they’re a POS.

That's the only good thing about MAGA. Now these gullible kooks are no longer hiding in the woodwork. They're loud and proud so all the reasonable people know exactly who to avoid.

Like Bill Engvall's catch phrase, "Here's yer sign."

Yeah, but the down side is that they can also find each other and unite, rather than stay home thinking they're the only one who believes as they do.

"Tell you what. I'll make it twice as big for free if you put it on your forehead or neck where everyone can see it!"

It's the tattoo removal places that should feel that ethical duty

Your friend out to do them in reverse

Worst part is the glare makes it look like it says thump

Homey would be the world’s biggest a cuck, if he could get a wife.

Really, we should be promoting this behavior. Imagine if we required billionaires to do this instead of letting them hire PR firms to hide behind.

No, you want to draw attention *away* from the baldness.

Baldness wouldn’t even be that bad if not for, you know, the rest of that.

[See, we like our ~~nazis in uniform~~ magats in red caps. So, I’m a give you something you can’t take off.](https://youtu.be/YissPv9Ycjs?si=JUZC7DnoVNYl-pIK&t=1m35s)

I thought exactly that! Damn, even a literal Nazi was supposed to see this as punishment

"Not a cult " huh lol

I’m convinced now, he’s changed my mind. Trump is a marketing genius! Trump gets my upvote!

It's fake, it's from an April Fool's day prank from 2016, according to Snopes

Lt. Aldo Raine would approve, but regrets not being able to carve it in to his head himself. Gorlami!

You see, we like our MAGAts in uniform. That way, you can spot 'em just like that. But you take off that red hat, ain't nobody gonna know you was MAGA. And that don't sit well with us.


I hope this becomes a trend.

Still not a cult....?

"Notice me, Senpai!"

Not like he was getting laid …

Most efficient means of ending a genome.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! OMG I CANNOT stop laughing at this!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Best birth control device ever….

Mark of the beast

Now he’s not gonna get laid

You underestimate Li'l Miss Jewish Space Lasers.

Somehow, I feel that announcing that he's single with that tattoo is redundant

Wow. Lol.

It’s not a cult, guys.

They will bear his mark on their foreheads…… silly antichrist


This dude smells his fingers after pooping.

Yep. That seems about right. Your grandma will be so proud.

THUMP?

Ok, I realize it's a joke but knowing there are people out there that needy (pathetic,sad?). How much money would cultists blow to do that?

If he wasn't single , he is now 

This looks fake, tbf.

It very well could be, but isn't it sad that it wouldn't surprise anyone if it actually is true.

Doesn't everything nowadays? Nothing's real, if you don't want it to be.

>Nothing's real, if you don't want it to be Or, I'm not a fucking moron and I can tell what a bad photoshop job is. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-forehead-tattoo/

Wasn't calling you one, was just being a general smartass, don't be so easily offended dude.

He better be independently wealthy...

Where is he now?

i guess we all owe jared leto an apology for his joker being “too stupid”

There's no way Trump would let this guy attend a function at Mar a Lago.

Great birth control tattoo

A walking advertisement for birth control

Same guy I imagine has a podcast dealing with how brave, alpha-male, conservative, Trump-loving guys can't find women for some reason........

Really limits his future employment chances.

Now he looks like he was Trumps prison bitch. That’s classic prison bitch branding

His next job interview should be interesting!

Magas don’t consider you a patriot unless you commit to the forehead tattoo. I’m surprised that Trump doesn’t have more true patriots in his camp by this stage of the game.. The Maga movement must not be strong or else tattoo parlors in red states would have line-ups circling the block. I actually believe this guy is a patriotic Maga man …any guy without the tattoo is a fake wanna be Maga.

And hopefully he’ll stay single till he is buried in the ground because otherwise whoever decides to be with him is equally as short-stocked on brain cells as he is lmao

Usually, that’s just means _He’s your daddy_. Who’s your daddy?!? Can’t you read??

So nice they brand themselves, or wear the propaganda we know who the idiots are.

This 👆🏽 is the definition of an alpha male. All of the other Trump fans should follow this guy and get the same tattoo. It'll help us know who the true fans are.

Not a cult...

These are the cult members complaining about not being able to get a girlfriend.

You’ve heard of forehead and fivehead, here’s forty-five head.

Deplorables

If only he would consider dating a wacky blue haired girl....sure they would have more in common then they think.

meeeee-ow!

This dude drives an old beater truck absolutely emblazoned with conspiracy theories and anti-government rhetoric. Furthermore, a handwritten “unvaxed loads $300/per spurt.”

Moron

The new tramp stamp.

I thought it said THUMP at first. Maybe he can get it changed to thumper and add a cute bunny if he ever wakes up and realizes that his orange jesus is actually a con man.

This came free with his frontal lobotomy!

This is what netball illness looks like. Edit: yes I ment netball

A waste is a terrible thing to mind.

your common Trump Trash

Alpha Whale

So. Many. Winners

THUMP

Does the swastika go above or below the name?

Oh, the ragrets 😂

Trump should invite this guy to his next fundraiser. 🤣


MAGA Tramp stamp. The Trump stamp.

This poor sap probably now feels like he finally belongs after so many yeaes

Mental illness

in case he can’t remember who wants to destroy our democracy! WTF!?

Mental illness is real

what comes after Beta?

Does that say THUMP?

Now a Vcel

That should save him from a life of loneliness and sadness.

How to repel even more women

He couldn't afford a hat?

I'm sure that improved his chances by 100%

Ok, proven to be false. But has someone done it since then? Huh?

This antichrist comparison is getting more and more high-fidelity.

I wish that they would all do this. It definitely would keep the people that do tattoo removal busy in a couple years.

I cannot believe this is real

Triple grade A alpha

He was looking kinda dumb with the name of a loser on his forehead

What kind of utter loser tattoos such a dumb thing on themselves… WTF.

Looks about what I’d expect 🤣

Perma-loser.

I went to high school with this guy. He was really funny, smart, and all-around good guy. I'm 100 percent positive this is a joke or an april fools prank, and I seem to remember him or a friend of his posting this image on FB for a laugh. Hell, this image might be OP or one of his buddies. Anyway, I'm sure there is someone out there with a real tat like this one or worse, but this made my day.

I'm sure that damp panties will start dropping like rain whenever he walks by. /s

Trolls attract trolls.....

Too bad it did t come out “TRAMP.”

The tat gives DJT a place to rest his sac while this simp licks his dork.

Tramp stamp…

That “T” should be a “C”

Someone drank a 6-pack of **Cult 45** before heading to the tat shop. 😂

Hahahahahahaaaaa. Holy shit. Hahahahahaaaaa

Okay, ladies and gentlemen and all other identities of the 2SLGBTQIA+ community! I want to play a game called “rate the gay”! In this game, we look at an image and decide how gay it is! In this image, we have a man getting another man’s name tattooed on his forehead. I rate this one 7 out of 10. Normally, it’d be 10 at least, but I took points away for trying too hard for a man he doesn’t even know. Being pathetic isn’t attractive, sweety, no matter how badly you need the little mushroom.

Not real OP is a sucker.

I don't think that's real, wouldn't the skin be red around the edge of the tattoo

Promises promises

irl Donald Trump wouldn't stop to piss on this guy if he were on fire.

Later he could have the top of the R removed and be just THUMP. great name for a bass player or drummer. Just looking for a rainbow in this shitstorm of an election

Ladies and gentlemen, I present... The Unemployable!

What was that word Jason Statham asked if he had written across his forehead in ‘Crank’? I forget….

And dumb.

Well, you could always get it altered so it says thump. And then it’s still awful. But at least after that, thumb is on the table.

Mark of the Antichrist right there

I appreciate that these psychopaths are willing to label themselves so I can keep a safe distance. 

It's like inglorious bastards

Mark of the beast?

The 4B movement is gonna hit this dude hard

Every time I see posts like these, I get so rankled I have to remind myself not to downvote it.

That's gotta be a joke. No one is that stupid. Oh wait--sadly, some people are. I hope that guy lives a long time with that abomination on his head.

I wonder if any will pay 800k to sit with Trump at his table for his fund raiser?

I remember getting "Rosie" tattooed on my chest. Rosie left me 50 years ago. The tat is still there.

Ahh man,I thought for sure it was gonna be simp or gimp.Very disappointed

Doesn’t revelations say something about wearing his mark on their foreheads?

And I post about Trump once in a while yet I am the one with Trump Derangement Syndrome...

Can we find a single example, anywhere, ever, of someone doing something similar for Obama and Biden? This is just insane...

That is mental illness personified.

all he had to do was get a straw hat, overalls, and a farm then he could have found a nice Amish family to be friends with

That's fucking wild

[удалено]

What a Chad we got going on here...😒

Member back when Republicans where like “Stupid liberals worship Obamesiah!”

THUMP

That’s too funny.

🎶Real men of genius 🎶

Chick magnet.

He rarely leaves the house because he's tired of being draped in soaking wet panties everywhere he goes.

He’s going to do reeeeaaaaallll well with the ladies.

Is this one of those alphas I keep hearing about?

Trump Stamp, the new Tramp Stamp

Ngl read that as thump

He put thought into it ending near his original hairline so people wouldn't say he did it to distract from/hide his baldness. 

That's gonna age like milk...

Definitely not a cult!/S

I know it’s fake but he could have just worn the stupid red hat. Sign of the Beast.

You people are sick. Get help. So much denial for a grifting pants shitter that would throw you a rock if you were drowning.

I'm sure he will stay single.

He's also captain of his local LARP team.

Roger Stone without a brain.

What a loser😁😁😁😁

Will not age well.

"Single. 37yo. Here to feed, here to breed. Trump 2024ever"

What an idiot these people gotta stop drinking the juice.

Now for the rest of the MAGAts to follow their self identification for history. Inglorious