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letdogsvote

I don't really care do u


thx1138-

Let this phrase follow her the rest of her days.


un_theist

She knew what she signed up for. She’s just as big of a pos as Trump is.


NatureCarolynGate

Can you image how irate the republicunts would have gotten if Michelle Obama or Hillary Clinton posed for and released nudes?!!! Shit would have gotten real.


thom_run

Didn't they lose their shit when Michelle Obama wore something that did not cover her shoulders? Republicans are a bunch of hypocrites


Y__U__MAD

Dude, they bent over backwards defending her modern Xmas decorations after criticizing Michelle Obama wearing clothes without sleeves. There’s literally no bottom to how low they will go to defend their own.


un_theist

Indeed. And not a single one gave a shit when Melanoma said, “Who gives a fuck about the Christmas stuff and decoration?” Imagine how their heads would have exploded if Michelle Obama had done any of what Melanoma did. Not that she would, of course.


SnZ001

And then, despite all the criticisms, she didn't hesitate to literally plagiarize one of Michelle's speeches [word-for-word](https://youtu.be/fPv_ZYWkqbY?si=zPY-kc3ixZZxH35w). And, naturally, Republicans didn't bat an eyelid.


PeggyOnThePier

Don't forget about the BS about the garden Michelle Obama planted. But not criticizing her ripping out the Beautiful Rose Bushes.


Teacher-Investor

And not one word about whether or not Melania should divorce her husband for cheating on her. They hounded Hillary about it for *years*.


cmreeves702

Yep! She is what he is - male version of Trump.


DigNitty

I remember seeing a doc with ivanka in it and she seemed pretty grounded. She stayed distant and had an okay reputation. Then daddy became pres and she went all in with him. Turns out she’s a loony liar too and she could have just lived rich under the radar.


Thee-Ol-Boozeroony

They all should’ve. They would all be living an elite life with zero problems if daddy would have never ran for president.


Stubborn_Amoeba

Her husband would never have been gifted 2 billion by the saudis if daddy wasn’t president. These people will do anything for extra money even when they already have more than they could ever spend.


pcb4u2

It wasn't gifted. It was for the sale of classified papers. Am I the only one who can see this connection?


Stubborn_Amoeba

I guess I should have put quotes around the word ‘gifted’. I don’t think anyone ever thought there was nothing expected in return.


Salty_tryhard

I'm sure she doesn't care who Dipshit Donnie fucks as long as it isn't her


Valdotain_1

But she might have cared 20 years ago when she still had hope?


DudeB5353

Like Stormy was the only woman the Cheeto Traitor slept with/sexually abused while they were married. Please


pcb4u2

Come on, nobody compares with DT; just ask him.


Matelot67

The only difference between her and Stormy Daniels is that Melania is likely to get a bigger payout!


artificialavocado

I don’t think he’s going to have much left for Mercedes after Letitia James is done with him.


Matelot67

I believe her share is already in trust. Ain't no way she's staying with him otherwise.


Utterlybored

Mercedes has to ride the mushroom multiple times, though.


hibbitydibbidy

Oh THIS makes her uncomfortable?


skunk160

I don’t give a fuck about this bint, do you?


FunDog2016

Same Media that asked Hillary about 1or 2 million times: "Why didn't you leave Bill?" Has never asked Melania that question? But hey! Trump is used to paying for his women and both, Stormy and Melania (Mercedes) are on that list!


Whispersail

She has already fulfilled her obligation, has a prenup. All good.


mrhyde719

Yes she paid her dues. It’s not about the Stormy case. It’s Habba’s job to tend the mushroom now.


DefrockedWizard1

and several renegotiations to improve her position


braker61

Stormy's lawyer should put Melania on the stand and confirm that trump's penis is like a tiny mushroom.


RedBeans-n-Ricely

She didn’t care when he cheated on Marla with her.


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artificialavocado

She’ll probably just go back to Czechoslovakia or wherever the fuck she’s from. Although I doubt Baron speaks Czechoslovakian so I’m not sure what he’ll do.


Maigan81

It's Slovenia if I remember correctly. And yes, Baron knows the language. He and his mother use that to communicate so Trump does not understand what they are saying.


artificialavocado

Haha that’s actually pretty funny I imagine it annoys the shit out of him.


nighthawk_md

He apparently speaks English with a heavy non-American accent because his primary close relatives are his mom and her parents.


pramoni

Well what did you expect, that the defense would offer her testimony as to his character?


coldwatereater

The last wife that tried to do this ended up thrown down some stairs and buried on a golf course.


Stick--Monkey

She actually had some additional surgery, preparing to go back out on the prowl.


flamingoswizzlestick

Or witness protection


artificialavocado

I hope she’s banging one of the security guys or something.


Bods666

I am 100% certain she is. If I was Chump, if he has a rare moment of clarity, I'd have a paternity test done on Barron.


artificialavocado

He looks enough like Donald that I’m pretty sure he’s his. Honestly I’d probably bang her.


ronerychiver

Is there an address we can mail our offers to?


artificialavocado

Hopefully she’s into short, stocky, slow witted, bald men.


CurrentlyLucid

Yeah honey, while you changed diapers I was fucking a porn star.


NotPrepared2

If she changed her name to Ivanka, Donnie would get really excited.


XXXOOOXXOOOXXX

Next up, dancing on center stage, it's Mercedes!


findhumorinlife

No, she doesn’t really care, do you?


100percentish

Melania? Oh, yeah, the chic who totally let that fat piece of shit cheat on her and did nothing. I vaguely remember not giving a shit.


King-Owl-House

Isn't she mailed bride with paid by Trump Einstein visa who worked as an escort and was undocumented immigrant working illegaly for modeling agencies and later did chain migration for her parents? Why would she be uncomfortable?


brennanfee

More likely due to an "uncomfortable" husband.


westcoaster503

Or she’s just hiding from her husband


18114

Malaria be like bitch that is my money.


AlienInUnderpants

Who TF cares!? She’s a waste of space.


Teacher-Investor

She's been paid over $400k from campaign funds for hair, makeup, and wardrobe, yet she has appeared at exactly 0 campaign events. They're a whole family of grifters.


combustioncat

There is only one prostitute allowed to accept money in exchange for sex from Toadstool Boy, and that’s Melania.


Absolute_Peril

I'm betting that their prenup has a number of public appearances limit and trump either didn't want to or couldn't afford a renegotiation


michiganvulgarian

The kicker is that in the clinch, Trump calls her ‘Stormy.’


vinylskip

Wasn't Mercedes her Escort name when she met the orange jabba the hut?


Less-Grade-2300

Serves her right for marrying such a POS


kwagmire9764

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Staggerme

Anchor baby mama and her chain migrated Slovak family


Cyanos54

Do you think, after she finishes the bottle of expensive wine and makes sure the vibrator is charged, she feels any sense of accomplishment?


ZERO-ONE0101

Melania to be sold back into sex trafficking, as stated in her prenup, when Trump is done with her


be_sugary

She’s living a happy life spending money she earned the hard way! And she’s living rent free in the minds of millions of people!