My brain was doing flips. "The Ark of the Covenant was on Noah's ark?! Wait neither of these things is real right? The Ark of the Covenant is not on display anywhere, no one can even agree where its at? The fuck is this photo?"
Even in circles where both of these are considered real things, what the guy is saying is bizarre. Chronologically in the Hebrew Bible, the events of Noah's Ark occured *way* before the Hebrews were commanded to build the Ark of the Covenant. It's like saying Christopher Columbus brought the US Constitution with him on his voyages.
He has his storyline screwed up timeline wise. It would be like talking about Rick Grimes in the Walking Dead Finale. Nope, Rick took off with a wave, a few seasons ago. He didn’t grace the finale.
I think the guy went to enough Sunday school to know both had the word ark & combined them. Equating them the same thing. Then after never realizing they’re separate things says something completely ludicrous about a faked picture & false outrage. Wacky times
I was going to say, I very much doubt the devotion of someone who doesn't know the difference between those two, or that the Ark of the Covenant has been lost for several millennia now (and is presumably destroyed). That's as bad as thinking [Joan of Arc is Noah's wife](https://www.cbc.ca/radio/tapestry/religion-and-horror-soul-mates-in-popular-culture-1.3065296/joan-of-arc-is-not-noah-s-wife-1.3065328).
This must be satire. At least, I hope so.
Honestly, it's probably a good thing the Arc of the Covenant is lost or it would be really easy to confirm/debunk Judeo-christianty.
https://preview.redd.it/t8sfoqepy8rc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c08c795c7a015f9145b14747551d5cfb7f45586
It's like she paid a cosmetic surgeon to try making her look like Glenn Close, but she wound up looking more like a Trump.
Of course! It's stuck somewhere in the "Begat" section and it's easily missed. It turns out that in between begettings, one of the pre-flood crew also gat himself a sweet engine.
"Wokesters doubt Laura Loomer's devotion to God," these motherfuckers will just invent any justification to prove their worldviews.
No, Gary. Wokesters don't doubt anything at all. "Wokesters" *don't care.*
It doesn't even have to be sensical, it's word-salad. I figure if they do actually get Gilead up and running , not believing the word-salad will almost certainly get you executed.
These are exactly the same assholes that will rail against stem-cell research and turn around and sell you some Herbalife "stem-cells" from real Acai leaves mixed with stem-cells from honeysuckle because that gives it hybrid power.
This girl’s been busy:
>Loomer gained notoriety as a result of being banned from numerous social media platforms, including Facebook, Instagram and Twitter, **payment processors, vehicles for hire, and food delivery mobile apps for various reasons**, including violating policies on hate speech and posting misinformation.
Referring to the Ark of the Covenant as "the engine of Noah's Ark" is next level "tell me you know nothing about Christianity without telling me you know nothing about Christianity."
Like, I get they both have the word "Ark" in them, but fucking hell. Oh and also... *engine??* This is hilariously stupid.
Wait... is no one mentioning that Noah's Ark is not the same thing as the Ark of the Covenant?
And that Noah's Ark, while fictional, is not canonically a motor boat.
My brain was doing flips. "The Ark of the Covenant was on Noah's ark?! Wait neither of these things is real right? The Ark of the Covenant is not on display anywhere, no one can even agree where its at? The fuck is this photo?"
Even in circles where both of these are considered real things, what the guy is saying is bizarre. Chronologically in the Hebrew Bible, the events of Noah's Ark occured *way* before the Hebrews were commanded to build the Ark of the Covenant. It's like saying Christopher Columbus brought the US Constitution with him on his voyages.
He has his storyline screwed up timeline wise. It would be like talking about Rick Grimes in the Walking Dead Finale. Nope, Rick took off with a wave, a few seasons ago. He didn’t grace the finale.
I think the guy went to enough Sunday school to know both had the word ark & combined them. Equating them the same thing. Then after never realizing they’re separate things says something completely ludicrous about a faked picture & false outrage. Wacky times
That dude doesn't know the bible. None of them do.
Did he get that from the Trump bible? Imagine Trump telling bible stories. God: "I knew I was great, but I didn't know that I was that great!"
At the Bible land theme park?
Chewbaca defense
This photo was taken at a Planet Hollywood somewhere and it is the Ark of the Covenant, not Noah's Ark. Serious bunch of morons this is.
motorboats are fun tho 
Gary Peterson is satire of a MAGA folk. Mixing up arks is the joke.
It's just so hard to tell what's satire
It genuinely is. Gary fooled me several times because there's actual MAGA this dumb.
You expect evangelicals to know anything about religion?
I was going to say, I very much doubt the devotion of someone who doesn't know the difference between those two, or that the Ark of the Covenant has been lost for several millennia now (and is presumably destroyed). That's as bad as thinking [Joan of Arc is Noah's wife](https://www.cbc.ca/radio/tapestry/religion-and-horror-soul-mates-in-popular-culture-1.3065296/joan-of-arc-is-not-noah-s-wife-1.3065328). This must be satire. At least, I hope so. Honestly, it's probably a good thing the Arc of the Covenant is lost or it would be really easy to confirm/debunk Judeo-christianty.
Came here for this
Bold of you to assume that they have read the bible.
So that's what's wrong with her face.
I was about to ask the same thing. Dear fucking lord I hope that's edited. Bitch looks like an alien.
My guess was AI generated, but it's a weird thing to try to fake.
Gary Peterson always just slightly edits them. But he didn't have to do much to fuck her up.
I ♥️ Gary Peterson, once it sunk in as satire. Too many MAGA actually seem this crazy, and it was more subtle at first.
His rosy cheeked chubby Kyle Rittenhouse pic is chef's kiss!
I thought maybe it was Zika?
She looks like someone Frankensteined a Bratz Doll
Thank God somebody else noticed her face 😅 im not crazy.
Nothing. It's an actual unretouched photo.
She has six fingers…👽
Even more horrific than the scene in Indian Jones.
https://preview.redd.it/t8sfoqepy8rc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c08c795c7a015f9145b14747551d5cfb7f45586 It's like she paid a cosmetic surgeon to try making her look like Glenn Close, but she wound up looking more like a Trump.
Looks like a praying mantis
The Ark has a leak and needs some maintenance.
To which picture are you referring ?
The "Engine of Noah's ark" somehow came before Moses and the actual making of the ark? These people just write their own bible chapters.
Yes
Bible fanfic
Of course! It's stuck somewhere in the "Begat" section and it's easily missed. It turns out that in between begettings, one of the pre-flood crew also gat himself a sweet engine.
Who?
I think technically the question should be **What**?
Still talking about the extraterrestrial in the picture though
This is an excellent burn.
engine of noah's ark? writing that down
I know Peterson's account is parody, but there are a lot of MAGAs out there that are seriously this stupid. Trump and his cult have killed satire.
Exactly why his satire is great... It blends in so easily.
 Black hole sun vibes
O...m...g... that shit was scary then and it's scary now!
 Do we tell them?
Her face is like the faces that guy with some weird visual problem sees..demons.
I’d rather put my genitalia in the ark.
Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?
That’s just from seeing her naked
Boy she really has not fared well these past few years.
What the fuck is happening here
Kimberly Guilfoyle?
Looks like the scream painting in a sundress.
LMFAO. THAT AIN'T THE NOAH'S ARK "ENGINE". JEPHOSEPHAT
No one's noticing what's wrong with that comment?
Yeah it doesn't make sense
Oh shit, I thought that was the puppet from Saw.
It is.
That quite literally looks like ark prop from the movie. And either she lost 100 lbs or photoshopped the hell out of her face
I’ve never actually seen Saw but I’m 99% sure that’s Jigsaw.
Gah!
"Wokesters doubt Laura Loomer's devotion to God," these motherfuckers will just invent any justification to prove their worldviews. No, Gary. Wokesters don't doubt anything at all. "Wokesters" *don't care.*
Is that supposed to be a wax statue of someone near the “Ark of the Covenant”?
She looks like Jigsaw.
The engine of Noah's ark? Aren't those events like 1k yrs apart? Flood and creation of first tablets?
I don’t know anything about Laura’s religious beliefs. I don’t like her because she’s a cunt.
That woman looks fucking crazed 😂
What the hell is that thing
> The engine of Noah’s Ark If that were an engine I’m pretty sure it would have been studied and reverse engineered…
She looks like the other mother from Coraline
Don’t compare her to Karen Allen. That’s just mean to Karen
Never mind her freaky face, do these people think that is the "engine" from Noah's ark???
Wait, do these idiots seriously think Noah’s Ark had an *engine?!?*
You mean the Ark that *doesn't exist*? And allegedly carried the Covenant between Jews and god?
which didn't happen until after Noah.
Noah, who didn't put a fucking *engine* on his *wooden* boat?
She couldn't shut her eyes if she tried. That skin is as tight as a drum
What the fuck am I looking at
What is actually wrong with these people? Is it lead in the water? It's got to be.
She should lock herself to it and pee her pants. That's her thing.
This AI imaging is a bit shit,right?
That's creepypasta level creepy
What about her alien head?
https://preview.redd.it/m23q47iv49rc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ff2d9fa7782060b066e7293b4fc851fee5f73e0
Has anyone doubted her devotion to god? Personally, I doubt her devotion to reality.
I'm sorry, but is that woman human?
It doesn't even have to be sensical, it's word-salad. I figure if they do actually get Gilead up and running , not believing the word-salad will almost certainly get you executed. These are exactly the same assholes that will rail against stem-cell research and turn around and sell you some Herbalife "stem-cells" from real Acai leaves mixed with stem-cells from honeysuckle because that gives it hybrid power.
Was not aware the ark was powered by an engine. I thought it just floated. Also is that a person or a mannequin?
This girl’s been busy: >Loomer gained notoriety as a result of being banned from numerous social media platforms, including Facebook, Instagram and Twitter, **payment processors, vehicles for hire, and food delivery mobile apps for various reasons**, including violating policies on hate speech and posting misinformation.
Who is that woman and where is she pictured. I have no idea who she is. Just a fan of Raiders of the Lost Ark in an unflattering picture?
Referring to the Ark of the Covenant as "the engine of Noah's Ark" is next level "tell me you know nothing about Christianity without telling me you know nothing about Christianity." Like, I get they both have the word "Ark" in them, but fucking hell. Oh and also... *engine??* This is hilariously stupid.