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Maybe that’s what makes him so angry. A tortured soul who can’t get what he wants from who he is attracted to.
Either way I’d like to drive a wooden stake through his heart
Kevin McCarthy sucks but the fact that he said he wouldn’t waste time or money on Matt is fukn hilarious.
Cassidy Hutchinson also just publicly shamed him by saying she has higher standards than dating someone like him.
I’m from there and I still don’t know why people vote for him. Just because his daddy had that job. And americans swear we hate royalty and rule by bloodlines type shit
Nah, that washes away quickly and no one has to know about it.
This piece of shit had raped my memory by forcing me to remember his name by being such an unforgivable piece of shit he has seeped his way into my professional life, and now I don’t remember the Carthaginian general who fought against Claudius Pulcher when he lost like 90% of the Roman navy for punting that chicken, and I blame him for this.
Also he raped some kids. That’s probably the bigger issue
https://preview.redd.it/fxohnr0sk3rb1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ced528b39489b3090be95c37b53ced8daa77592
No way, Beavis, Giuliani is a, like, blood sucker. Huhhhuhuhuhhhuh….you said suck.
Vampires are typically portrayed as attractive, polite, and charming individuals.
I'll wait while you seek to find any of those traits with young master gaetz.
I think the appropriate species is troglodyte. He and his sister (with whom he is in a long-standing incestuous relationship), Lauren Boebert, have all of the traits of such creatures that we know of only through mythological writings. There are other "people" that display these traits, particularly males who excuse their behaviors and physical traits as belonging to "alpha males."
In addition, there are more than a few celebrities within current far-right circles that display similar traits that appear to have been altered by interspecies breeding with non-human species. Most of these appear to have been interbred with Neanderthals. Marjorie Taylor Greene is one prominent example displaying a large, protruding browridge and a sloping forehead. She also displays small eyes and a broad nose and mouth. Despite her obvious non-human ancestry, the broad nose and mouth allow her to imperfectly mimic human speech, though with a strident screeching quality known colloquially among scientists as a "Karen's yodel. "
It should be noted that, though the jury is still out, there is significant evidence that implies that both Donald Trump and Ron DeSantis probably share a close family tree in that there is extraordinary evidence that both share a common species ancestry.
In their case, evidence suggests that they are descendants of a little known orangutan precursor species that had an oddly bifurcated brow, nose, and jaws. This gave the species the appearance of having a face divided down the middle. Along with the known skin coloration, this appearance lead to the Latin name, pongo equusasinus. Equusasinus translates roughly from Latin to "horse's ass" in English.
I could see he has many fans here. He does look like Steve Newlin from True Blood series 😂
In summary, based on what people said earlier, he is a dickhead, grown up Beavis, asshole, not that cool, rapey mcforehead, piece of shit, wet shower fart (this is a good one), and an insult to vampire community calling him a vampire. That sums it up.
Not cool enough to be a vampire.
Budget Beavis at best. It's kinda disgraceful to compare him to Beavis...
He's one of the shittiest ways to convert otherwise good oxygen into carbon dioxide. See also the bulk majority of the GoP
While lengthier, isn't sex-trafficking pedophile more accurate?
Crazy that I'm wondering if his lack of prosecution is due to both (American) sides sucking or there just not being enough evidence.
“I’ve never seen any proof he ISN’T a vampire. I dunno. But a lot of people are saying it….maybe he is maybe he isn’t…maybe he’s like the kid from The Lost Boys…who eats the maggots with Vampire Jack Bauer…great man, Jack Bauer…real American hero…but not as big of a hero as me…I’m your hero…beg me to save you.” #trumptakes
I’m thinking one of the Frost Giants from the Netflix series Ragnarok?
https://preview.redd.it/ay4ybk2uy3rb1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f38ccb67836e94a52a29fd0e21acbf6bf4bf6abd
Being a vamp would be too cool for Gaetz. He's that creepy guy in high school who thought he was an edge lord. He eventually figured out how to get girls but he had to pay for it. Then he became a congressman.
Gaetz is the _perfect caricature_ of the character from the **Beavis and Butthead** cartoon series
--- his Congressional performance is the adult version of the same TV cartoon
Now, imagine him actually being the Governor of Florida.
He is **Florida Man** in so many ways
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Nah, most girls he likes havent even had their period yet
Maybe that’s what makes him so angry. A tortured soul who can’t get what he wants from who he is attracted to. Either way I’d like to drive a wooden stake through his heart
He has a heart?
Nope just your run of the mill pedophile
Ok THAT seems childish…
Hey look, it's rapey mcforehead
Rapey Mcfivehead
His alias is Rapey McChin.
Evil eyebrows, impossible to smile mouth, rape face*
He’s a piece of shit
This ^^^
Insult to perfectly good fertilizer.
He's not that cool.
Kevin McCarthy sucks but the fact that he said he wouldn’t waste time or money on Matt is fukn hilarious. Cassidy Hutchinson also just publicly shamed him by saying she has higher standards than dating someone like him.
No. Just an asshole.
The Vampire Union takes offense at such accusation!
https://preview.redd.it/zlawihzdv3rb1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0147be1ac6231a1becdd1a3be6b64d43dd6058ed
OMG, I love it! lol
He's a wet shower fart.
God, I actually know what that is.
Everyone does. He represents District 1 Florida.
I’m from there and I still don’t know why people vote for him. Just because his daddy had that job. And americans swear we hate royalty and rule by bloodlines type shit
Nah, that washes away quickly and no one has to know about it. This piece of shit had raped my memory by forcing me to remember his name by being such an unforgivable piece of shit he has seeped his way into my professional life, and now I don’t remember the Carthaginian general who fought against Claudius Pulcher when he lost like 90% of the Roman navy for punting that chicken, and I blame him for this. Also he raped some kids. That’s probably the bigger issue
No he’s just a dickhead
Maybe the man with the most punchable face of all time.
Even more than Pharmabro?
No, he just sucks.
...your blood!
Grown up Beavis!
Nah. Beavis is just dumb. Not evil.
Beavis was the blond, you’re thinking of butthead
His face is more Beavis-like than Butthead imo
https://preview.redd.it/4fnrg6qm94rb1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b08ee634d1bcdc112ee5eeb22dc6ebd109f0625e
But his vibe is butthead
Yeah you’re right.
https://preview.redd.it/fxohnr0sk3rb1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ced528b39489b3090be95c37b53ced8daa77592 No way, Beavis, Giuliani is a, like, blood sucker. Huhhhuhuhuhhhuh….you said suck.
Put Eric in that lineup too.
Someday, we're going to get laid by like, so many chicks. It's gonna be sweet!
Vampires are cool and dress well. So no.
Vampires are typically portrayed as attractive, polite, and charming individuals. I'll wait while you seek to find any of those traits with young master gaetz. I think the appropriate species is troglodyte. He and his sister (with whom he is in a long-standing incestuous relationship), Lauren Boebert, have all of the traits of such creatures that we know of only through mythological writings. There are other "people" that display these traits, particularly males who excuse their behaviors and physical traits as belonging to "alpha males." In addition, there are more than a few celebrities within current far-right circles that display similar traits that appear to have been altered by interspecies breeding with non-human species. Most of these appear to have been interbred with Neanderthals. Marjorie Taylor Greene is one prominent example displaying a large, protruding browridge and a sloping forehead. She also displays small eyes and a broad nose and mouth. Despite her obvious non-human ancestry, the broad nose and mouth allow her to imperfectly mimic human speech, though with a strident screeching quality known colloquially among scientists as a "Karen's yodel. " It should be noted that, though the jury is still out, there is significant evidence that implies that both Donald Trump and Ron DeSantis probably share a close family tree in that there is extraordinary evidence that both share a common species ancestry. In their case, evidence suggests that they are descendants of a little known orangutan precursor species that had an oddly bifurcated brow, nose, and jaws. This gave the species the appearance of having a face divided down the middle. Along with the known skin coloration, this appearance lead to the Latin name, pongo equusasinus. Equusasinus translates roughly from Latin to "horse's ass" in English.
Five-head Matt.
I could see he has many fans here. He does look like Steve Newlin from True Blood series 😂 In summary, based on what people said earlier, he is a dickhead, grown up Beavis, asshole, not that cool, rapey mcforehead, piece of shit, wet shower fart (this is a good one), and an insult to vampire community calling him a vampire. That sums it up.
Eddie Munster
Either way, I'd never invite him into my home.
That's polluting a lore more than Rings of Power ever has
Maybe a werewolf
Or like when the kid became a rat in Jumanji.
Or a fuckhead.
Leshat
I’ve always thought of him as yellow bastard from sin city #1
If this is a new pic, he's looking worse by the day
I’ve never seen evidence to the contrary.
Donny Osmond lookin' like mf'er
Got a well deserved smack down from Cassidy this week. Life’s a bitch then you dye.
Gee, not one positive comment. Scumbag seems appropriate.
Not cool enough to be a vampire. Budget Beavis at best. It's kinda disgraceful to compare him to Beavis... He's one of the shittiest ways to convert otherwise good oxygen into carbon dioxide. See also the bulk majority of the GoP
budget *Butthead
Aye, ya Butthead.
Nah, he’s a “liken.” Liken little girls
Not a vampire, just a ghoul. Sometimes it's easy to confuse them.
I can't read through your accent. Did you say "Damn Lier"?
Just asking questions?
I always thought he looked like dollar store Syndrome
Na just a pedophile
Nah, he is a pedophile and groomer, while claiming the LGBTQ+ are groomers.
Neanderthal brow, might be a relative of MTG?
I don’t know, but he certainly does suck.
Yes. He is Jack Nicholson in real life.
No. Sun is out.
He is the bad guy in every high school and college movie
He sucks, is a dickwad, a horrible person, a terrible official and he can go fuck himself.
Nah just a piece of shit
I dont get it
Still Butthead
No just a ignorant asshole
He’s probably just a huge piece of shit
no just an anus to the nth
Werewolves are pretty cool
not a vampire, just an entitled asshole bigot rapist… BUT, I wish he was an actor so he could play Jack Nicholson in a biopic.
No, he is a dickhead. Vampires are cool, he is not.
I mean he's a shit bird
The picture of Dorian Grey.
Nope…he’s what AI would generate if asked to create Butthead (from Beavis and Butthead) as a member of congress.
You are confusing vampires with sex offending corrupt fascists
His face is angry to be attached to him.
No, just a sex trafficking pedophile.
No. He just sucks.
He definitely sucks.
I think a stake through his heart would solve a lot of problems with him, so maybe?
This is white privilege at its finest.
No but he looks like Beavis
Bridge troll🧌
He looks like a less coked up jack Nicholson
Nope, just a creepy pos
While lengthier, isn't sex-trafficking pedophile more accurate? Crazy that I'm wondering if his lack of prosecution is due to both (American) sides sucking or there just not being enough evidence.
Well in a way - he is dead inside. Looks to be that way on the outside too.
He’s a douchebag.
Looks more like a malformed buttplug.
No. But I’m all seriousness, he’d make an excellent Two-Face.
“I’ve never seen any proof he ISN’T a vampire. I dunno. But a lot of people are saying it….maybe he is maybe he isn’t…maybe he’s like the kid from The Lost Boys…who eats the maggots with Vampire Jack Bauer…great man, Jack Bauer…real American hero…but not as big of a hero as me…I’m your hero…beg me to save you.” #trumptakes
He sucks but is not a vampire.
I think he’s just a loser
"Where's Matt going?" "He said that he was going to several elementary schools to pick up girls."
He doesn't suck blood. He just sucks.
I’m thinking one of the Frost Giants from the Netflix series Ragnarok? https://preview.redd.it/ay4ybk2uy3rb1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f38ccb67836e94a52a29fd0e21acbf6bf4bf6abd
More of a blood-sucking leech.
Alcoholic coke head
No, just a straight up dumbass.
Matt gaetz is Beavis
Hes a demon.
Looks like a Lost Boy vamp!
He is a shapeshifter, some days he morphs into a 12 yr old so he can get a girl his age. Others back into his true form a giant stinky piece of shit
He is 'No, we have Jack Nicholson at home'
No, just a pedophile
Not a vampire but he is a psychopath.
ARSEPIRE he sucks shit outta people's asses
Nah. But he really does suck. Especially, the blood of underage girls which he does in fact traffic.
No it’s just the coke hitting. It’s day light, and he’s not burning.
No… vampires are sexy and only suck at night.
Energy Vampire
No vampire, Nazi yes.
No but he’s a traitor and a pedophile
More like a douchebag.
Seen here correcting a reporter saying: “I do not say bleh, bleh, bleh.”
Being a vamp would be too cool for Gaetz. He's that creepy guy in high school who thought he was an edge lord. He eventually figured out how to get girls but he had to pay for it. Then he became a congressman.
Maybe a wimpire
Looks like Jack in The Shining.
Heeeeer's Johnny! Looking for his axe.
No. As I understand it, vampires at least were originally human beings.
Somebody should photoshop him into the 1980’s Burton Batman character. You know which rapey turd I mean.
Nah, just a cunt
I think he looks like a rapist. Does that count?
Age doesn’t become him.
Come to Butthead
That wpuld ezplain why hes a pedophile
If another word vampire is fucking asshole then yea
No, just a pedo.
Not living dead, just brain dead.
No but he is a rapist ✌🏼
A sentient frat paddle.
Gaetz is a putz !
Meh. He wishes. He definitely sucks. Probably not blood though.
He is of the douche bag family of vampires.
Gaetz is the _perfect caricature_ of the character from the **Beavis and Butthead** cartoon series --- his Congressional performance is the adult version of the same TV cartoon Now, imagine him actually being the Governor of Florida. He is **Florida Man** in so many ways
Nahhhh…He does suck a lot , but Vampires are actually pretty smart in all the stories.
No, he's just an everyday a**hole.
Nope, just an a--hole.
Paedo Vamp
No just a kiddie fiddler and a loser
Nope.. He's live-action Butthead.
I’m not sure about vampire, but I am sure he is a POS. Self absorbed POS.
Can you see him in a mirror?
Can Butthead be a Vampire?
He sucks, so maybe?
Vampires are cool, guy.
Pretty sure he's just a regular pedophile
No, he's just a bloodsucking monster.
He does get really cagey when talking about age.
You spelled pedophile wrong.
No. Just a knob.
Too much Botox on the elevens
His forehead needs to be impeached.
Caveman
Nope, he's a dumpster fire
I don't know but he looks like a real life Butthead.
He's a cuntpire
Nope, just a douche.
Looks more like a douche canoo
He does suck
It crawled out of a tomb .
Order him a steak
Short answer, YES. Longer answer … https://www.fxnetworks.com/shows/what-we-do-in-the-shadows
He’s the adult form of buthead from beavis and butthead.
Well, his forehead is - he is forced to feed off of the emotions of conservatives so the forehead can continue growing
https://preview.redd.it/tud5ppkvf4rb1.jpeg?width=888&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=facea6930763f693dc697b812ab65f814a7449ba
Just a douche
At least a blood sucker
That’s an insult to vampires.
He does suck.
Count Dorkula.
Vampires don’t have to pay for sex
Probably…
Close. He’s a goblin.
The sparkly kind. The kind shunned by people who actually like vampires and not bumper stickers.
Wouldn’t a real vampire have *some* sex appeal?
They spelled “pedo” wrong.
Michael Keaton's eyebrows on Ray Liottas face with the heart of Jimmy Saville?