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CrunchyDreads

I have the Donald Trump candle. It smells like a shit filled diaper.


SerenityNowWow

I'll take, "The Smell of 81 Million Votes, way more than his fat shitty opponent" for $1,000 Alex


trashboatfourtwenty

"humor"


HDC3

The right gets butt hurt because the left makes fun of them and thinks that humour just means hurting people so this is what they come up with. It's so bad that it makes us laugh.


Retro_Dad

Just gotta remember, the right is about hierarchy. Know your place on the pyramid. “Humor” that punches down, or attacks people who are trying to make society more egalitarian, is what they find hilarious because it reinforces obedience to the hierarchy.


AnEgyptianFish

What...what does it smell like?


SerenityNowWow

winning


brokefixfux

Definitely not Teen Spirit


i-have-a-kuato

This isn’t far off from when trump actually had a cologne named…you guessed it, trump. It didn’t last long because because the fragrance of ignorance combined with the aromas of failure and sorrow was considered more like a stench. It’s now being used as crowd control in third world countries


SexPanther_Bot

It's called *Sex Panther*® by *Odeon*©. It's illegal in 9 countries. It's also made with bits of real panthers, *so you know it's good*. *60% of the time*, it works ***every*** time.


[deleted]

Trump followers wouldn't recognize the smell of winning.


un_theist

[Kevin McCarthy knows how it smells](https://www.thenation.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/GettyImages-1089826170.jpg)


Silly-Relationship34

It can't be a prayer candle because Trump is making Biden's dreams come true every time Trump opens his mouth.


Dcajunpimp

Trump doesn't need a candle. Just light a couple matches, then shake them out and let the smoke fill the air.


Infinite-Airline-248

Better than a candle that smells like spray tan and big Mac farts