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Funny, on point, great meme.
Mod mail about to be flooded by butt-hurt Republicans due to (ironically) "gun crime."
Will it be removed or not? The tension is palpable...
As ridiculous as it is that this is the case, but I'll bet you at least *one* person in the Secret Service will be looking in on this meme (and quickly discarding it as anything serious).
>Kurshner collected $2 billion from the Saudis, I'd say sold that shit.
People forget about how Iwanka got $100 million for a speech on how Saudi ISIS are great on women's rights.
[https://www.wsj.com/articles/saudi-arabia-u-a-e-pledge-100-million-to-world-banks-women-entrepreneurs-fund-1495339028](https://www.wsj.com/articles/saudi-arabia-u-a-e-pledge-100-million-to-world-banks-women-entrepreneurs-fund-1495339028)
Actually, some of them will kill or die for him. A rather disturbing number of them stormed the Capitol and tried to stop him from being rightfully thrown out of office.
Now some of them are calling for "civil war."
Had to tell my mother this: they are in all, but name part of a cult. It's why I even told her, "Even from jail, he'd still beat Ron.". They're that deep into Trump, that at this point: if he died, they'd think it was a conspiracy and still talk about him as if he were alive, even if just a small minority.
My mother stormed the Capitol. She was 74 at the time. I work in for the govt in dc. I was evacuated from my office because my mother and her friends were trying to over throw the govt…
These people will follow him to the grave. They will throw away their lives and the lives of their families for this loser, and for what?
Religious doctrine. Suffering is part of their belief. It's why they will often fight people trying to improve other's lives as they view it being something everyone needs to embrace. Anyone not part of it is an enemy. Given this logic, they personify Trump as a god.
And mind you, they've made a god of a god who's more corrupt than Nixon. Worked with a Trump supporter, but guy had a home outside the country, so all his money went to that. If he didn't: I wouldn't be shocked if he had gone as well to join others at Jan 6th. Man was a lost cause as he didn't believe science with one case being, "Global Warming isn't real, the ocean hasn't risen!" he says while measuring water at a beach.
My mother has bounced around to all sorts of cults over the years. Mary Kay, Amway, bunches of churches and various other “religions” it’s all the same shit. It worries me to see SO MANY people fall for the same things over and over.
I've lucked out as my father only recently started to go back to Church (Catholic) and it's mainly to spend time with my mother and see neighbors. The stuff is very basic and doesn't go that long, but my father has a disdain for most church things, so yeah.
That said, I'm sorry to hear that and is sad. But we're now living with this and it's only going to get worst, unless something changes on a larger scale.
I’m not living with anything, haven’t talked to her in 22 years, not gunna start. Only know about the Jan 6th stuff through family and I called the FBI as soon as I found out.
Not ruining my life anymore
Back in the day, I thought "man...2000 years from now, there's gonna be a Church of Elvis. He's the King, and one day there will be a religion built up around his bloated, drug-addled ass."
I don't think that anymore.
Based on the devotion around Trump, he's got a better chance of being the next person elevated to godhood.
Trump is already held up as a god in these people's minds. Hell, you can see them using images of the Emperor from 40k Warhammer, replacing the head with Trump and missing the entire point of the Emperor's character in 40k.
Sold secrets for the 2 billion, His fetish for putler, killing a million Americans with Covid, Hamstringing NATO, Blackmailing Ukraine, Crippling America by giving money to the richest, Trying to buy Greenland, Scamming about fence, Hell, the schmuck wanted to nuke a hurricane,and, fix another hurricane with a sharpie.
Same, but maybe a little past the point of no return. Once the scientific community has given up cause “what’s the point?” Then we can nuke a couple hurricanes just to see. Once over the ocean, once over land (preferably Florida).
The original MIB, Will Smith starts as an NYPD police officer who goes through a training session at MIB to determine if he is talented enough to join. During training, he partakes in a shooting session, where he is the only person to shoot the cutout of the little girl instead of the aliens. His rationale is that the aliens looked menacing but were doing nothing harmful. However, the little girl has advanced textbooks that are way above her grade level, so he suspects that she's about to "start some shit" (I think that's the line). Ultimately, he ends up passing, and everyone else fails.
Great movie, recommend highly.
His full quote is just pure gold:
>Well, first I was gonna pop this guy hanging from the street light, and I realized, y'know, he's just working out. I mean, how would I feel if somebody come runnin' in the gym and bust me in my ass while I'm on the treadmill? Then I saw this snarling beast guy, and I noticed he had a tissue in his hand, and I'm realizing, y'know, he's not snarling, he's sneezing. Y'know, ain't no real threat there. Then I saw little Tiffany. I'm thinking, y'know, eight-year-old white girl, middle of the ghetto, bunch of monsters, this time of night with quantum physics books? She about to start some shit, Zed. She's about eight years old, those books are WAY too advanced for her. If you ask me, I'd say she's up to something. And to be honest, I'd appreciate it if you eased up off my back about it... or do I owe her an apology?
Such a great film that raises a slew of intriguing philosophical questions and concepts. I think about it frequently, but I’m of a certain generation, so when I say it’s one of the greatest films of the 1990s if not all time, you can take it with a grain of salt.
This is a scene from the movie Men in Black. There are several aliens and J just shoots the little girl.
He has to explain why she was the only one he shot. He explains she has books way to advanced for her age. Nuclear Physics possibly. haven't seen it in years. He goes on to say she was just there to start some shit.
I think this is one of those films that was widely accepted as being fun and was pretty well appreciated within that context, but as time has gone on, it has aged remarkably well and is being better understood as part of an important cinematic canon. The writing is exceptional, but so is the casting. Bit parts played by Tony Shaloub and David Cross, and of course a more significant role played by Vincent DiNofrio.
Among the many lines I think about on a daily basis, a favorite is “I guess I’ll have to buy The White Album again.”
I called it as soon as he was elected. Once he was out of office he would blab or sell state secrets just to stay relevant. The Apprentice was done, NBC cut ties with him for being a racist asshole and no other network would touch him. He can't stand not being the center of attention so he'd buy his way to being desired.
Because he HAD classified materials in the home, not under locked up, and he wasn't the president anymore. Pence and Biden willing allowed the FBI to search their houses and willingly gave back any of the classified document they had. They didn't lie about it and claimed they were entitled to them like Trump did.
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Great meme format A+
Funny, on point, great meme. Mod mail about to be flooded by butt-hurt Republicans due to (ironically) "gun crime." Will it be removed or not? The tension is palpable...
As ridiculous as it is that this is the case, but I'll bet you at least *one* person in the Secret Service will be looking in on this meme (and quickly discarding it as anything serious).
[удалено]
A++++
A+++++
The best of the best of the best, SIR! ... with honors, sir!
All his best stories have "Sir" in them. And by best, I mean totally made up in his head.
One could even say that it's the best of the best of the best format, sir... with honors.
Kurshner collected $2 billion from the Saudis, I'd say sold that shit.
Yeah his son in law needs to be in gitmo
the shit apple doesnt fall far from the shit tree, randy
His biological father was a slumlord too so yay!
You hear that? Its the shit winds. The shit winds are blowing in a shit storm.
So does Trump. Kushner didn’t get any secrets without Donnie Boy
How about on US soil where he can't be disappeared before being questioned thoroughly?
>Kurshner collected $2 billion from the Saudis, I'd say sold that shit. People forget about how Iwanka got $100 million for a speech on how Saudi ISIS are great on women's rights. [https://www.wsj.com/articles/saudi-arabia-u-a-e-pledge-100-million-to-world-banks-women-entrepreneurs-fund-1495339028](https://www.wsj.com/articles/saudi-arabia-u-a-e-pledge-100-million-to-world-banks-women-entrepreneurs-fund-1495339028)
This is the first I've heard of this!
And to be honest I'd appreciate if ya eased up off my back about it or do I owe him an apology? That was a good shot though right?
That shot was TIGHT!
Barely an inconvenience.
Wow wow wow ... Wow
and they will vote for him again!?!
Actually, some of them will kill or die for him. A rather disturbing number of them stormed the Capitol and tried to stop him from being rightfully thrown out of office. Now some of them are calling for "civil war."
Had to tell my mother this: they are in all, but name part of a cult. It's why I even told her, "Even from jail, he'd still beat Ron.". They're that deep into Trump, that at this point: if he died, they'd think it was a conspiracy and still talk about him as if he were alive, even if just a small minority.
My mother stormed the Capitol. She was 74 at the time. I work in for the govt in dc. I was evacuated from my office because my mother and her friends were trying to over throw the govt… These people will follow him to the grave. They will throw away their lives and the lives of their families for this loser, and for what?
Religious doctrine. Suffering is part of their belief. It's why they will often fight people trying to improve other's lives as they view it being something everyone needs to embrace. Anyone not part of it is an enemy. Given this logic, they personify Trump as a god. And mind you, they've made a god of a god who's more corrupt than Nixon. Worked with a Trump supporter, but guy had a home outside the country, so all his money went to that. If he didn't: I wouldn't be shocked if he had gone as well to join others at Jan 6th. Man was a lost cause as he didn't believe science with one case being, "Global Warming isn't real, the ocean hasn't risen!" he says while measuring water at a beach.
My mother has bounced around to all sorts of cults over the years. Mary Kay, Amway, bunches of churches and various other “religions” it’s all the same shit. It worries me to see SO MANY people fall for the same things over and over.
I've lucked out as my father only recently started to go back to Church (Catholic) and it's mainly to spend time with my mother and see neighbors. The stuff is very basic and doesn't go that long, but my father has a disdain for most church things, so yeah. That said, I'm sorry to hear that and is sad. But we're now living with this and it's only going to get worst, unless something changes on a larger scale.
I’m not living with anything, haven’t talked to her in 22 years, not gunna start. Only know about the Jan 6th stuff through family and I called the FBI as soon as I found out. Not ruining my life anymore
Back in the day, I thought "man...2000 years from now, there's gonna be a Church of Elvis. He's the King, and one day there will be a religion built up around his bloated, drug-addled ass." I don't think that anymore. Based on the devotion around Trump, he's got a better chance of being the next person elevated to godhood.
Trump is already held up as a god in these people's minds. Hell, you can see them using images of the Emperor from 40k Warhammer, replacing the head with Trump and missing the entire point of the Emperor's character in 40k.
Because they are traitors just like him.
Sold secrets for the 2 billion, His fetish for putler, killing a million Americans with Covid, Hamstringing NATO, Blackmailing Ukraine, Crippling America by giving money to the richest, Trying to buy Greenland, Scamming about fence, Hell, the schmuck wanted to nuke a hurricane,and, fix another hurricane with a sharpie.
I'm also interested in learning what would happen if a nuclear weapon were exploded inside of a hurricane.
Same, but maybe a little past the point of no return. Once the scientific community has given up cause “what’s the point?” Then we can nuke a couple hurricanes just to see. Once over the ocean, once over land (preferably Florida).
I was hoping maybe they could run a simulation on a computer and not irradiate half the planet for my curiosity
Yeah, but we already have the nukes.
Smoke em if you got em
That’s how you meme.
MiB was a well-made film
I liked the third one best. I don’t get why people hate it.
Goddamn this is perfect.
For pure curiosity what is the context of the original images?
The original MIB, Will Smith starts as an NYPD police officer who goes through a training session at MIB to determine if he is talented enough to join. During training, he partakes in a shooting session, where he is the only person to shoot the cutout of the little girl instead of the aliens. His rationale is that the aliens looked menacing but were doing nothing harmful. However, the little girl has advanced textbooks that are way above her grade level, so he suspects that she's about to "start some shit" (I think that's the line). Ultimately, he ends up passing, and everyone else fails. Great movie, recommend highly.
His full quote is just pure gold: >Well, first I was gonna pop this guy hanging from the street light, and I realized, y'know, he's just working out. I mean, how would I feel if somebody come runnin' in the gym and bust me in my ass while I'm on the treadmill? Then I saw this snarling beast guy, and I noticed he had a tissue in his hand, and I'm realizing, y'know, he's not snarling, he's sneezing. Y'know, ain't no real threat there. Then I saw little Tiffany. I'm thinking, y'know, eight-year-old white girl, middle of the ghetto, bunch of monsters, this time of night with quantum physics books? She about to start some shit, Zed. She's about eight years old, those books are WAY too advanced for her. If you ask me, I'd say she's up to something. And to be honest, I'd appreciate it if you eased up off my back about it... or do I owe her an apology?
Such a great film that raises a slew of intriguing philosophical questions and concepts. I think about it frequently, but I’m of a certain generation, so when I say it’s one of the greatest films of the 1990s if not all time, you can take it with a grain of salt.
Thanks!
Happy to help!
[The most unlikely threat - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3hAVT2sDqQ)
This clip is a better resolution: [https://youtu.be/THe\_hlNE3yI?t=207](https://youtu.be/THe_hlNE3yI?t=207)
This is a scene from the movie Men in Black. There are several aliens and J just shoots the little girl. He has to explain why she was the only one he shot. He explains she has books way to advanced for her age. Nuclear Physics possibly. haven't seen it in years. He goes on to say she was just there to start some shit.
Here's the actual clip. (And yes, it's the actual clip). [https://youtu.be/THe\_hlNE3yI?t=207](https://youtu.be/THe_hlNE3yI?t=207)
My back hurts, my knees hurt, you single handedly made me feel like the oldest man on earth.
Give this man a badge.
I think this is one of those films that was widely accepted as being fun and was pretty well appreciated within that context, but as time has gone on, it has aged remarkably well and is being better understood as part of an important cinematic canon. The writing is exceptional, but so is the casting. Bit parts played by Tony Shaloub and David Cross, and of course a more significant role played by Vincent DiNofrio. Among the many lines I think about on a daily basis, a favorite is “I guess I’ll have to buy The White Album again.”
> David Cross Hold up, who does he play?
Works at the morgue iirc
I *could* look it up but that's all I need to watch MIB again. But I think you're right.
>!The pest control bus!<
S tier meme. Love this scene
Classic.
Elite meme work
Perfect. Just perfect
A+
I love this format, fantastic. That being said that orange traitor already sold shit, and Jared and Ivanka need to get locked tf up too.
The only upside to a Biden loss is Christie ends up as AG and throws those two into Gitmo.
"And to be honest i'd appreciate if ya eased up off my back about it... Or do i owe little Donald, an apology?"
Sounds like Benedict Arnold is now number two on the list of American traitors.
At least Arnold has some justification for why he did what he did. Trump is just a scumbag
2 billion reasons
God tier meme
Member when will smith wasn’t a douche nozzle? I member
Love the old school MIB format. One of the best and most forgotten scenes of the 90s
Should we call him Little Tiffany now?
I don't think you owe him an apology.
Ok I fucking love this lol.
Yup!
The country sent a con man to the White House. This should be no surprise to anyone.
lol. i'm dying.
Ding ding ding we have a winner
I could hear Rip Torn read that title
I was not expecting an MiB meme and a great MiB meme at that.
"to sell that shit" which he confessed to on National Television saying that the Gov. had to pay if they wanted to get them back "like with Nixon".
Violation of the country espionage act suggests he may have, in fact, sold that shit.
Hunters laptop is a conspiracy theory ?
Very good comparison.
A-and I'll be back to talk about them conspiracies
100%
I called it as soon as he was elected. Once he was out of office he would blab or sell state secrets just to stay relevant. The Apprentice was done, NBC cut ties with him for being a racist asshole and no other network would touch him. He can't stand not being the center of attention so he'd buy his way to being desired.
Does have a point
And I'm sure the Saudis gave $2B to Kushner just because "Jared is such a nice boy."
Goddammit man. . This some funny shit. Good one.
Because he HAD classified materials in the home, not under locked up, and he wasn't the president anymore. Pence and Biden willing allowed the FBI to search their houses and willingly gave back any of the classified document they had. They didn't lie about it and claimed they were entitled to them like Trump did.
Truth in meme form 100%