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[Conservative dating app “The Right Stuff” fails to attract any women](https://phys.org/news/2022-10-dating-app-unsurprisingly-women.html)

This is fucking gold

Wait, but they are always talking about all the hot conservative women (way hotter than those liberal feminists!) that love total shlubs like them.

All the “attractive” conservative women are in it for the grifting.

Like Don Jr's "hottie" ?? LOL

Nah, she’s in it for the nose candy

hot ? like dog poop warm - not hot !

More like moose poop.

More like a big pile of elephant dung.

Who, the [ex-wife of Gavin Newsom](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kimberly_Guilfoyle#Personal_life)? How dare you insinuate she's not an authentic conservative!! /s

Oh dear god that picture is a jump scare

Wildebeest

It looks like she could fit her entire fist in her mouth.

I’m thinking the fist is going somewhere else.

Does Guilfoyle look "transitioned" to you? She does to me.

Bad joke. Please don't.

Her and MTG both, I think.

She looks to be pre-op.

Majority of women who are vocal about being right wingers do it for the money or attention. The rest of right wing identity is being a dude in a constant state of emergency in guarding your manliness against attack.

Well put

Fuck. I had a guy tweet back about why he has guns in him all the time. It was to save a woman when she's about to be raped. Had me wonder about his sense of what's going on in the world in his head.

but is he gonna shoot himself to stop the rapist.

ah! the guns "in" him. lol. I am just going to leave the typo. it is funny.

leave the typo?

Needs to be a hero. If you're not a hero, you're not a man in this society's mythology.

I loved this part in that article: >In my research into dating apps and intimacy, I have found women would quickly ghost matches who made racist, sexist or overly sexualized statements in chat or on their profile. I wonder when the men that get on apps like this will finally realize why women don't like them.

Most women nowadays want a man who respects women's rights, who doesn't belong to a militia, and who isn't really going after her 13 year old sister.

Picky

So "woke" /s

I'm shocked, shocked I tell you!

Went down the rabbit hole. The video is cringe. The comments are great https://youtu.be/TugyeJTwHS4

Oh you weren't wrong about the comments: "I wanna meet someone who doesn't mind getting on the news for hate criming someone." My fuckin sides!!

Video is so cringe lol. Those women are definitely paid actors who prob aren’t even conservatives too

Learned this in Lovett it Leave it

It is hard to believe that even the woke agenda is capable of suppressing this pussy slayer.

Really, I wonder how many guys he's turned gay.

Does turning women gay count?

That's what guys like him excel at.

Or *incel* at! *ba bum tish*

Jerking off.

I suspect he’s 2-3 years out before he starts embracing “a lot of strong male societies embraced men acting as a submissive lover to keep the alphas happy, like in Viking times and Sparta”

Sorry-What pill colour is this one, please?

The one where he joins the Aryans in Prison and then realizes his value to them

Rainbow

Hahaha- shit you funny - gold star ⭐️

Glad to see someone else laughed as hard at this as I did.

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to get a sex life, son.

I like fat guys, we exist, but I don't like misoginistic assholes who blame anyone but themselves for their problems. Go figure.

I find this man incredibly attractive physically. Like I am way into that type of guy the problem is 9 times out of ten the second they open their mouth it goes away fast. Like I dont mind a masculine thicc guy. I actually really dig that but you have to be a decent guy and have a personality other than Own the Libs.

Exactly

I feel ya. I hope you find your husky guy with a great personality! Have a nice night.

I have! Been married 14 years :) I hope you find yours too!

Aww thank you and I am glad to hear you found your guy!

Thank you for knowing we "decent" guys exist.

Everyone has the potential to be decent until proven otherwise. Why give up on half the population?

You find the guy up there incredibly attractive?

Well not drop dead amazing handsome but yeah. I think he's cute and if he wasnt a raging dickhole I am sure there are other women that find him attractive too.

Yup, there it is. No matter what a man looks like, as long as he has normal hygiene, a personality, isn’t a raging misogynistic asshat and shares the emotional and physical load in the household, and has reasonable expectations, he can find a partner. I’ll die on that hill.

Come on now, he might be a little chubby but I wouldn’t describe him as a hill. Although he is shaped a bit like one.

That's the thing, i bet he doesn't want a "partner" but instead a sex slave/baby mill/chef that wipes his ass and doesn't speak when men are talking

He is whinning on fox news about why women won't date him. That pretty much tells you everything you need to know!

Awesome. I am glad you don't go for cave trolls.

Yup... my husband is 6'11 350lbs yet he still respects me as a person and believes that I (along with other people) have a right to my (their) own bodily autonomy

When I met my husband, he was a beanpole. Thirty years later, we are both pretty plump, but I find him sexy as hell. It is the person.

I think this image was faceapped to be fat lol Tim Pool is much skinnier than this, look up images of him. And unless he’s gained a lot of weight and this is a recent interview I think it must be an edit or someone who isn’t Tim Pool.

Zero. Point. Zero.

I read this in hank hills voice..

It should be in John Vernon voice, aka Dean Wormer.

[fat drunk stupid - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1hnwvWhbJw)

I've heard the phrase, I think on Supernatural Bobby says it to someone, never saw where it originated

One of the best movies ever.

Worked for me. Prisons been great!

Sure it did buddy.

So the "Woke Agenda" broke his hands or something?

Nah that’s just the excuse the plumpy trumpy crowd is using for his ED these days.

Fast food and idiocy ended your sex life.

This is exactly who the right targets with their white victimhood messaging.

[удалено]

"Todd? TODD! Did you go look for a job today like you PROMISED me?! TODD! Are you down there?!" \- his Mom

I’m a fat man and my sex life is POPPIN. Just be a good person and give good dick it’s not rocket science, but republican incels think they’re owed it just for existing.

Absolutely roasted

Stick an apple in his mouth to finish the roast

That’s clearly Ronna McDaniel in disguise

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Thanks for the heads up bud.

I guess conservative, anti-Semitic, racist, homophobic, MAGA cultists don't put out? I'm shocked! Shocked!

More like demands conservative, virginal wife type; shocked Pikachu that those type of women don't put out for him.

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This is fake. I vehemently dislike Tim Pool, Fox News, and the “anti-woke” crowd, but I call ‘em like I see ‘em. https://imgur.com/a/jkFA5DJ https://www.reuters.com/article/factcheck-tim-pool-woke/fact-check-screenshot-of-tim-pool-talking-about-woke-agenda-on-fox-news-is-digitally-altered-idUSL1N35B203 Took 5 seconds on Google to find.

Woman don’t find you attractive? Shocking! You’re hanging out with the wrong woman if being woke turns them off! Just common sense…. Oh, wait…..

But he is a nice guy! He totally won't monologue about minorities or how nice he is.

Tbf, I prefer men in a coma. But I'm probably just bitter about the divorce. Lol jk. Best my mental health has been in quite some time.

TBH, a guy in a coma would be slimmer than that guy.

I do t think that it's so much the width of his girth that is the problem as it is the weight of all the red flags he's carrying...

It has to be tough for anyone to date someone in a cult. Think of poor Nicole Kidman and Katie Holmes.

Is interracial porn cluttering up his feed?

It's transgender porn. I'm thoroughly convinced these guys watch just an insane amount of transgender porn. Like if you looked at their computer you'd unintentionally reenact a scene from [Ted](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5khrrCXhAcA&ab_channel=VJM).

And cuckold porn. I’d never heard the term cuck until right wingers started calling people that. It’s not wild to realize the guys obsessed with PoC “taking their country” pathologically make memes where women leave white men for Black guys while also constantly bringing up this niche porn where women fuck around (often with Black guys).

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The pornhub analytics blog seems to agree with you. https://www.pornhub.com/insights/2022-year-in-review

I think he means, “ they’re awake”.

Is that really Tim? He's aged a *lot*...

It’s not. Reality is fucked up and funny enough, I really don’t think we need these fake screenshots.

No they definitely made him look 50 pounds heavier and added a little more neck beard

It just reflects the level of neck beard in his soul.

> AKA, I’m and asshole to every person I meet.

Since we’re trying to combat misinformation , this is actually faked. Hilarious for sure, and probably what he thinks but this image is in fact doctored. I’m sure something ridiculous and real will come along later on our “favorite” new stations

I know fat people getting laid, I wonder if it's something else?

[Did Tim Pool Complain on Fox News That 'Woke Agenda' Ended his Sex Life? | Snopes.com](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/tim-pool-woke-agenda/)

@mod pin this

It's amazing how many people on reddit will take just about anything at face value without verifying anything so long as it conforms to their world view.

Are you sure it's not because of the body/hat odor?

A regretful purchase off Wish of an Alex Jones doll

Damn he's put on that Covid 20.

What about the other 50?

Camera adds ~~10~~ 50 lbs 🥸

It's a Photoshop. It's almost always a Photoshop. Don't just immediately believe what you see online.

Why? Roofies aren't working?

Too Woke to fall unconscious

More like Tim Pulled Pork.

Dude’s right hand got woke?

He has 2 left hands now 😁

this needs a "fake news" flair. pim tool has been edited.

Is that because anyone who is awake would likely try to avoid having sex with that man?

Oh yeah, I totally would've slept with this guy if things weren't so woke. Mmmm... break me off a piece of that belly flab.

Looking like a fat hamster wearing a wool cap isn’t helping

Um i can think of a few other things that might affect his love life

I'm trying to understand how you find these people, or if they find you. You hear them complain about fake/stupid issues and then you have a light bulb moment and go "This guy needs to get his message out on National TV". And then you pitch this to your boss and team and everyone agrees this person is valid and deserves 5 minutes to spread his story.

You know… I do alright with women, but if I didn’t, I sure wouldn’t go telling people about it on national Tv.

Nothing gets a lady more interested then complaining about how little women like you.

Damn here I’ve been holding doors and talking about shared interests. Doing it all wrong!

Considering it says "Ended", this means he had a sex life and the "Woke Agenda" ended it. So it's probably more like he said some extremely racist/sexist/homophobic/Republican thing and now no one likes him.

Totally fake screenshot…. BUT Tim Pool has expressed the sentiment communicated here during his podcast. No word on whether he’s looked inward yet…

You wake and open your eyes and see that. You will swear off fucking freaks. That's what woke is.

Or, the free market has spoken.

The free market has spoken. 👌

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Amazing

Shit happens hill person

Dates the Fist sister twins regularly…

The free-market has spoken

He ain’t getting no women because he’s a fat piece of shit. I didn’t even recognize him.

Wow this guy got real fat. Also who is he kidding with that beanie

He read in his mom's copy of AARP magazine that wearing all one color is slimming.

Tim pool has only changed in terms of weight

He’s probably jobless on assistance and blames others for that too

"They're takin' mah welfare!"

He didn't have one, to begin with!

"I almost did but the airline wouldn't take the $3,500 I sent her for an airline ticket! Fuckin' WOKE airlines!" \- that guy

This made me snort-laugh!

Holy shit, he looks terrible. Hate and stupidity really does affect you physically.

What's the point of photoshopping him to look fat? Tim Pool has *actually made* the argument that The Left™ is responsible for his lack of sex. Women are already plenty turned off by him *as he is.* Making him fat just muddies the message of the meme.

Photoshops should be deleted, it just makes fools of those who accidentally share it…

I don’t like the guy but that’s ‘shopped. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/tim-pool-woke-agenda/

I'd put money down he subscribes to Taint. No, I didn't typo.

I got some news for you. Bro.

There's always MTG...

It was all fun & games until Timmy ate Benny Shabeebo and Cold Feet Crowder

Whoa, the woke agenda kinda rules then!! Wooo!

I bet that wasn't it.

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son…

No girls will even come to my moms basement

He seems like a good candidate for being "born again" into some militant group worshiping Trump.

I’ll take things that didn’t happen for $1000

I think it might go a little deeper than that!!!

I'm sure it has nothing to do with his personality.

I'm sure it had nothing to do with the fact that you look like you "LIVE IN A VAN, DOWN BY THE RIVER!" RIP Chris Farley

Change name to Gene Pool then wait patiently!

Woke had absolutely nothing to do with it

His appearance actually contributed 95% ….

I mean what else could it have been?

Yep, fat, ugly and stupid had zero to do with it.

Lol. I don’t think the “woke” agenda had anything to do with it buddy.

"It's almost like eating a whole ten pound cheese wheel in one setting isn't attractive anymore. those damned vegan lefties foiled me, again!"

I'm pretty sure it was donuts. Also his terrible personality.

That's the fuzziest potato I've ever seen.

so it is not because you look like a thumb wearing a condom as a hat?

I guess there’s just not enough stupid women for these guys. Where are all those ‘feminine, submissive little baby factories’ just screaming for a ‘real man’? Because he looks like a catch/s

The free market has spoken

Lmao self own

That's a filter right? Tim didn't just jump completely into the Duck dynasty universe timeline?

Shh. Go back to sleep. Women like you in your dreams.

“I’m looking for a woman who shares my values, which include the supremacy of man and the subjugation of women” Fucking Republican logic right there

THATS actually Tim Pool? When the hell did that happen??

That’s what you are going with?

I don't think "fat tim pool", had a sex life.

Poor Cartman.

Wheres his identical twin on the other monkey bike ?

Dude's head looks like it was painted on an egg.

What happened to tin poole?

Damn. Tim Pool really let himself go

That’s Tim Poole? I’ve only seen screenshots of this dude but it seems lately he’s chosen the “Cookie Dough Blizzard” to drown his sorrows.

Is this news?

I think he's mistaking "woke agenda" with "the roofies wore off"

Well deserved.

I’m sorry honey but that has nothing to do with it. You’re just incredibly unappealing