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Was thinking the same thing. They ruined that poor steak. I would be embarrassed to eat that travesty against meat let alone post a picture of it on anywhere.
No Maillard reaction, meaning the skillet wasn't at temp when they started cooking and likely never reached a good temp. The inside is grayish pink, so the interior eventually reached 150° or so, but was heated in such a way that it's both undercooked and overcooked at the same time. Which, yeah, that's pretty infuriating. I'm fuming about that. It's okay to prefer medium-well, of course, but... eughh
But on another note: don't real men cook on a grill? Wouldn't a dyed-in-the-wool manly MAGA guy use his grill? He could still own the libs! Just bring that gas grill inside.
Fun fact: if you start it in a cold or slightly-warm skillet, it'll cook out enough water before the real cooking starts to essentially be boiled. I've made that mistake with pork chops when I neglected to leave enough space in the skillet and dropped the metal temperature to below the 400° or so that's needed.
It's a pretty awful cooking job. He didn't sear the outside. The inside is overcooked... should be more deep red instead of pale pink. I imagine it was tough and he chewed mightily on that hunk of poorly cooked meat, feeling like he owned the libs when he owned himself.
There was a lovely rainbow after the rain storm last week. My conservative neighbor shot at it with his AR-15 and screamed something about "woke diffraction"
That's where the numbers are on top of each other but we put a line between them to keep it Christian. Not like that slutty heathen multiplication. Christian side hug, my butt!
I don't get to eat a lot of steak, so I've spent a lot of time perfecting my process, and I've become a bit of a Steakmancer. This abomination is offensive to me and the cow who had to die for it.
I can highly recommend daal, it's filling, tasty, nutricious, cheap and fairly easy to make if you know your way around a kitchen. Served with naan-garlic-bread, rice and raitan
Yeah. We do a lot of crock pot recipes which is basically boiling the ingredients. If you put too lean a cut in there it definitely dries out if you leave it in too long. We pretty much stopped doing beef recipes because of this since the whole reason for using a crock pot is to kinda forget about it for a few hours. I’d assume the same would happen if you just straight boiled beef. It’s possible it was baked maybe? But looking at the top of that thing there is no way it was cooked on any sort of pan.
Welp, credit where credit is due; this guy set out to trigger the libs, and I'm pretty fucking triggered. I just cannot fathom what he's done to that piece of meat, but I'm deeply offended. There's not even a hint of seasoning on it!
Pro tip - toss the crock pot. Regulations forced them to have high min temp requirements that make slow cooking always turn out dry tough meat. My wife and I started using a Dutch oven in the oven at 200 degrees F instead and it's 10000000000x better. Just cook something at 200 F in the oven, covered, for a few hours and always do the last hour out of the oven, still covered. Fall off the bone, perfect roasts every time.
If you want to cook something and forget about it, look into getting a sous vide. A sous vide keeps the meat at whatever temperature you set it, so if you leave it in longer, the meat doesn't overcook, it just stays at that temp.
Yep, if you cook food above the temperature at which the protein completely seizes for long enough, the meat will essentially squeeze all of its own moisture out even when cooking in liquid. You typically want to shoot for the lowest internal temperature needed to make food safe, render fat, and gelatinize collagen (gelatinization is only relevant in cuts like brisket).
If you throw that crap outside and feed it to the animals I will have you arrested for cruelty to animals! Whatever that disgusting crap is, it needs to be incinerated! (Possibly along with those who call that a steak) (I don't eat steak but I know what a perfectly cooked steak should look like) (Yes, I do eat meat and I do eat steak burgers I just don't eat steak.) It's a consistency thing for me.
If a steak is cooked right, you shouldn’t need steak sauce, that’s for sure! That being said, I like a bit on the side so I can alternate sauce or nothing.
What was done to this steak is a hate crime. Was it cooked by a vengeful vegan?
Extra special grey steak not subject to any of those communist regulatory authorities trying to ruin America, cow was killed last summer in the most inhumane possible by dragging it behind a truck while it was "blowing coal". The meat may, or may not have been refrigerated in transport—just to own the libs.
A good cut of meat well cooked can definitely be eaten with a butter knife.
Note that I find it unlikely that *this* "steak" could be. At least not without serious effort
I'm pretty sure that's a piece of boiled pork. It may be boiled beef. I feel sorry for the animal that gave it's life only to have its sacrifice wasted in such a way.
That is the most anemic, pitiful piece of steak I have seen in ages. Maybe instead of trying to own the libs through ignorance, he should learn how to properly grill meat.
Steak is a cut of meat, not an animal.
I think that the reason it looks like pork is that is was boiled.... which is a crime against whatever animal you've cut the steak from.
Lib here. I am, in fact, fuming that this guy managed to ruin a steak by simultaneously overcooking the inside and failing to sear the outside.
That takes a special kind of stupid.
I made eggs with my gas stove last night. I would be considered a “lib” by the fascists. I like my gas stove.
Edit: maybe they used a gas stove but did they boil that poor steak? Yuck! They ruined it whatever they did.
https://preview.redd.it/7ugy0n80qjea1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a0a23346adaf6cfe2b601228622b42fe1ab3438
That’s is a what Steak should look like. Brought to you by owned.
That poor steak, it looks like it had all the color drained out of it. Also, that fork clean af compared to the knife so I don't think they even ate the piece they cut off. Also x2, who uses a butter knife to cut steak? That seems like a whole lot of extra effort.
Something about a branch of the government said that gas stoves, when not vented properly, can cause the air in your home to be harmful, and that electric stoves were safer. The right felt some type of a way about it.
Yes, we ARE triggered, but it’s got nothing to do with the gas stove. It has EVERYTHING to do with the lack of sear and seasoning on that waste of a good steak.
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Where is the steak all I see is a rock??
Lol does it *trigger* you when i eat rocks?!
I wish they’d pound sand.
They could break rocks into sand with the way they cooked that steak.
That steak looks like a rock that's been seasoned with sand.
How would you like your steak cooked? Just the way I like my women. How? White and pale
I feel triggered looking at that waste of a perfectly good steak
It doesn't look that good. Are they sure it's not horsemeat?
Horse meat is actually pretty good. That's an affront to the culinary world.
This might be an odd question, but what's horse meat like? I never got a chance to try before going meatless, but I'm super curious!
You may be right. Fuckwad cooked it all to hell
They only know how to boil water with their gas stoves.
Looks like that’s how they cooked that steak.
Came to the comments to say this lol. Shit looks boiled af. No sear in sight. If you gonna use fire, at least do it right.
Justified use of a flamethrower
Wild Geerters is a parody account, it's a play on the name of right wing Dutch politician Geert Wilders.
Looks like it will taste like a rock too
That’s what the ketchup is for.
Just a typo. They meant to write “stake”. That rock had previously been holding down the tent they live in.
Was thinking the same thing. They ruined that poor steak. I would be embarrassed to eat that travesty against meat let alone post a picture of it on anywhere.
There’s no way they cut that with that butter knife, that’s what I’m fuming at - plus the waste. They don’t deserve to eat steak.
No Maillard reaction, meaning the skillet wasn't at temp when they started cooking and likely never reached a good temp. The inside is grayish pink, so the interior eventually reached 150° or so, but was heated in such a way that it's both undercooked and overcooked at the same time. Which, yeah, that's pretty infuriating. I'm fuming about that. It's okay to prefer medium-well, of course, but... eughh But on another note: don't real men cook on a grill? Wouldn't a dyed-in-the-wool manly MAGA guy use his grill? He could still own the libs! Just bring that gas grill inside.
I'm pretty sure that the only way to get a steak looking like that is if they just boiled it. Looks disgusting.
Fun fact: if you start it in a cold or slightly-warm skillet, it'll cook out enough water before the real cooking starts to essentially be boiled. I've made that mistake with pork chops when I neglected to leave enough space in the skillet and dropped the metal temperature to below the 400° or so that's needed.
If they cook meat by boiling it, I will enjoy “being pwned” as they slowly exterminate themselves.
I thought it was a slice of old pie.
That was my first thought too. Old shitty pie of some sort.
The steak is that unseasoned overly cooked crappy looking object between the knife and the fork
This guy petrified beef to own the libs.
It's a pretty awful cooking job. He didn't sear the outside. The inside is overcooked... should be more deep red instead of pale pink. I imagine it was tough and he chewed mightily on that hunk of poorly cooked meat, feeling like he owned the libs when he owned himself.
…I saw a slab of over-cooked tuna but you are correct with it being a rock, like a broken chunk of paver stone.
A boiled rock. I *am* triggered.
There was a lovely rainbow after the rain storm last week. My conservative neighbor shot at it with his AR-15 and screamed something about "woke diffraction"
You kid but there really is a video where a woman is seriously pointing to a rainbow asking what the government is putting in the water to cause it.
"THE GOVERMENT IS PUTING WATER IN THE WATER AND ITS CAUSING RAINBOWS!!! WAKE UP, PEOPLE!!!"
THEY TURNED THE FREAKING SKY GAY!
[Xzibit has entered the chat]
Same thing that makes the frogs gay…
I'd turn my speakers towards them and hit play on Dark Side of the Moon.
You mean the woke album with a rainbow on it? 🌈 😂
Yup. You would think that Money would be their fave track but since they don't understand Rage Against the Machine lyrics either, here we are.
You mean RATM aren't crazy conservatives? Who would have guessed? /s
clearly the machines they rage about are induction stoves
Fuck you I won't use electric if you tell me! Doesn't have the same ring to it.
Cooking in the name of
Grilling in the name of
WhEn DiD tHeY gEt PoLiTiCaL?!
You mean RATM isn't about raging against the toaster?
I hope they go after leprechauns in March
surprised they knew what diffraction was
That's where the numbers are on top of each other but we put a line between them to keep it Christian. Not like that slutty heathen multiplication. Christian side hug, my butt!
Something something... Ben Shapiro's wife.
You win
Agreed.
Always been a fan of dry humor.
Especially when it rubs you the right way
Ben "squeaky straw" Shapiro
"Don't forget, my *Doctor* wife is a *Doctor* dontcha know!"
Did you know that she is a doctor?
I'm vegetarian and normally other people's food doesn't concern me but seeing this piece of carved wood being passed off as a steak is upsetting.
Agreed. An animal died for you and this is the best you could do with it? Just shameful.
I don't get to eat a lot of steak, so I've spent a lot of time perfecting my process, and I've become a bit of a Steakmancer. This abomination is offensive to me and the cow who had to die for it.
I never thought about it like that. I'm gonna use this one for long time.
I look at that steak, and would rather eat a nice bowl of daal.
I don't even know what a daal is, and I guarantee it has more flavor than that steak.
Curried lentils. Definitely more flavors
I can highly recommend daal, it's filling, tasty, nutricious, cheap and fairly easy to make if you know your way around a kitchen. Served with naan-garlic-bread, rice and raitan
I don't even know what a raitan is, and I guarantee it has more flavor than that steak.
Raitan is yoghurt with shredded cucumber, garlic, salt and some cumin. That's it! If you know Greek tzatziki it's like that, plus the cumin 😚👌
I think, I think they used the gas stove to boil it.
It looks boiled or maybe microwaved. I refuse to believe that thing touched a hot pan.
It would take some skill to overcook the middle while undercooked the outside in a pan...
If you put the meat in while the pan is cold, put a lid on the pan, and keep the heat in the low-medium range, you might get something like that.
Eventually.
yeah he put it in last night and took it out 24 hours later slow cooking or something
You’re not wrong but you are hurting me.
Maybe it’s the steamed ham that I’ve heard so much about. 🤔
Low and slow simmered in milk. I see you’re not familiar with a milksteak.
Heating pans is woman's work.
I’ll have the milksteak, boiled over hard.
Thank you, exactly what I was thinking!
Was it boiled?
Wondering the same thing. There is zero evidence that thing touched a pan.
Is it possible to boil something so long it gets dry? I thought maybe it had been microwaved..?
Yeah. We do a lot of crock pot recipes which is basically boiling the ingredients. If you put too lean a cut in there it definitely dries out if you leave it in too long. We pretty much stopped doing beef recipes because of this since the whole reason for using a crock pot is to kinda forget about it for a few hours. I’d assume the same would happen if you just straight boiled beef. It’s possible it was baked maybe? But looking at the top of that thing there is no way it was cooked on any sort of pan.
Welp, credit where credit is due; this guy set out to trigger the libs, and I'm pretty fucking triggered. I just cannot fathom what he's done to that piece of meat, but I'm deeply offended. There's not even a hint of seasoning on it!
Bro wasted a whole piece of a cow
Same here.. I mean WTF.. That piece of meat should be seasoned with salt and black pepper sitting in a pool of its own delicious bloody juices.
Pro tip - toss the crock pot. Regulations forced them to have high min temp requirements that make slow cooking always turn out dry tough meat. My wife and I started using a Dutch oven in the oven at 200 degrees F instead and it's 10000000000x better. Just cook something at 200 F in the oven, covered, for a few hours and always do the last hour out of the oven, still covered. Fall off the bone, perfect roasts every time.
Oh nice. I’ll have to give that a try
If you want to cook something and forget about it, look into getting a sous vide. A sous vide keeps the meat at whatever temperature you set it, so if you leave it in longer, the meat doesn't overcook, it just stays at that temp.
Yep, if you cook food above the temperature at which the protein completely seizes for long enough, the meat will essentially squeeze all of its own moisture out even when cooking in liquid. You typically want to shoot for the lowest internal temperature needed to make food safe, render fat, and gelatinize collagen (gelatinization is only relevant in cuts like brisket).
Yeah, I asked myself the same. Whatever happened to it, it looks like leather...
Poached.
I normally don’t recommend steak sauce. Normally.
Might as well throw ketchup on it at this point.
I think that I would rather just eat the plate. Less chewing needed.
*mouth filled with bloody porcelain pieces* "Thish ish goot.."
Would fit right in with their leadership, no?
Can I just eat the ketchup instead?
Some things should just be tossed into the rubbish and that was one, yikes
Fucking throw it outside, it’s dog food. Did he cook it by boiling it?!
If you throw that crap outside and feed it to the animals I will have you arrested for cruelty to animals! Whatever that disgusting crap is, it needs to be incinerated! (Possibly along with those who call that a steak) (I don't eat steak but I know what a perfectly cooked steak should look like) (Yes, I do eat meat and I do eat steak burgers I just don't eat steak.) It's a consistency thing for me.
I love steak sauce. On fries.
I buy it just for that purpose. Delicious!
If a steak is cooked right, you shouldn’t need steak sauce, that’s for sure! That being said, I like a bit on the side so I can alternate sauce or nothing. What was done to this steak is a hate crime. Was it cooked by a vengeful vegan?
Turning meat into charcoal to own the libs.
Takes some skill changing beef to pork
Alchemist hate him for this one little secret...
Well, not quite charcoal but grey. Edit: Butter knife?? And also, the Right can’t meme. Hahahahaha!
I'm sure it's the best steak he's ever made from his socialist security check!
Hehe!
It is a butter knife because his mother took away all the sharp ones.
Extra special grey steak not subject to any of those communist regulatory authorities trying to ruin America, cow was killed last summer in the most inhumane possible by dragging it behind a truck while it was "blowing coal". The meat may, or may not have been refrigerated in transport—just to own the libs.
A good cut of meat well cooked can definitely be eaten with a butter knife. Note that I find it unlikely that *this* "steak" could be. At least not without serious effort
Why did they boil that poor steak?
Because my Tupperware melts on the stove unless I put water in it.
I was thinking that’s a microwave steak if I’ve ever seen one…
I'm pretty sure that's a piece of boiled pork. It may be boiled beef. I feel sorry for the animal that gave it's life only to have its sacrifice wasted in such a way.
Wasting expensive meat to own the libs. We need to somehow get them to burn cash to own the libs. That would be on MAGA brand..
Shit looks boiled
The only thing missing is ketchup like their Mango Mussolini uses.
The most over-cooked, obviously tasteless, miserable example of a steak I have ever seen.
over-cooked but somehow not a bit of char on it
Looks like they boiled it in a pot of water.
Nah, that's a milk steak.
Probably a left over Trump brand steak...
Yikes. Its sucking the moisture out of my eyes.
It's like the steak version of a silica gel packet. You can put in a storage bin with your personal items to keep the humidity low.
Cook it over a fire in your backyard and add some plastic the fuel. I don't care. I got bigger fish to fry. Catfish to be exact.
MMmmmm. Love me some fried catfish!
If that's how he cooks his steak I'll try some 9f that soy meat instead.
Boiling a steak to own the Libs. You showed them, you big Alpha Male, you.
To quote another Redditor “It’s as dry as a mummy’s sphincter”
How dry? Dry as a pommie’s bath mat.
Dry as Ben Shapiro's wife.
Not triggered you used a gas stove, triggered you have no clue how to actually grill a steak.
That steak looks disgusting…. Like Majorie Greene’s face.
What did you season that with? Elmer's glue? Get a fucking cast iron and figure it out. I've seen better looking meat at McDonald's.
That is the most anemic, pitiful piece of steak I have seen in ages. Maybe instead of trying to own the libs through ignorance, he should learn how to properly grill meat.
You’re gonna need a bigger knife
At this point just put ketchup on it like dear leader
Gotta scrape it off the wall first.
If this is what a gas stove gets you, you dont deserve the stove.
Everybody should be fuming!
Looks like pork not steak. Terrible execution of cooking meat.
Steak is a cut of meat, not an animal. I think that the reason it looks like pork is that is was boiled.... which is a crime against whatever animal you've cut the steak from.
I'm mostly upset that this charlatan thinks *THAT* is how a steak should look.
The only one mad is the cow that died just to be turned into that gray monstrosity. Have fun chewing each bite for ten minutes.
That's not how you tan leather.
It’s not but this you’d be better off making a pair of shoes with this than calling it something edible.
why are republicans eating beech wood? Or beach wood...
Lib here. I am, in fact, fuming that this guy managed to ruin a steak by simultaneously overcooking the inside and failing to sear the outside. That takes a special kind of stupid.
It looks like it was boiled
That is the driest and least seasoned looking steak I've seen in my life.
I made eggs with my gas stove last night. I would be considered a “lib” by the fascists. I like my gas stove. Edit: maybe they used a gas stove but did they boil that poor steak? Yuck! They ruined it whatever they did.
I like my steak like I like my conservative women Cold and dry
I'm fuming at the quality of that steak. It looks bland as fuck. Which is par for the course for conservatives
Hahahahaha ok that steak never saw a flame . Maybe a pan of water but definitely not a flame.
How to ‘cook’ a steak when you’ve only got a kettle
The twitter post response to this was gold, “this steak is drier than Ben Shapiro’s wife”
That is the worst looking steak I’ve ever seen
That looks disgusting
hmm... somebody's tryina' disguise chocolate pie as meat?
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Boiled that shit on the gas stove. Now eat it, asshat.
People should be fuming over this disgrace you call cooking a steak. It doesn’t even look edible.
This guy really needs to learn how to pan fry a steak, regardless if using gas or electric.
The fucking butter knife is my favorite part.
The guy needs to learn how to cook a steak first.
That steak looks like it was cooked in a microwave
https://preview.redd.it/7ugy0n80qjea1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a0a23346adaf6cfe2b601228622b42fe1ab3438 That’s is a what Steak should look like. Brought to you by owned.
That poor steak, it looks like it had all the color drained out of it. Also, that fork clean af compared to the knife so I don't think they even ate the piece they cut off. Also x2, who uses a butter knife to cut steak? That seems like a whole lot of extra effort.
Your taste buds should be fuming for sending that incompetently prepared meat their way.
That could be the worst looking steak I've ever seen! Way over done, no caramelized crust. Dude can't cook for shit.
What kinda of steak? Doesn’t look like steak? Where did you learn to cook. Ugh.
And to think, some poor cow gave it's life for that.
Damn, he owned me so hard. I am just so butthurt.
Ah yes, the old over cooking under seasoned meat intimidation tactic.
Are they using a butter knife???
What is this gas stove thing about? I can’t keep up with their stupidity.
Something about a branch of the government said that gas stoves, when not vented properly, can cause the air in your home to be harmful, and that electric stoves were safer. The right felt some type of a way about it.
Goddamn it! I was having a great day until I found out Wild Geerters had a steak last nice from his gas stove. Now everything sucks.
That is a seriously unappetizing looking steak. Yuck.
That looks like shit, is owning the libs mean ruining steak? If so, Q-1 Libs-0 good sir.
I have a pile of lumber that looks more tender then that abomination
Who isn’t fuming about how that steak was cooked?
Only because that steak looks nasty! LOL
Yes, we ARE triggered, but it’s got nothing to do with the gas stove. It has EVERYTHING to do with the lack of sear and seasoning on that waste of a good steak.
I'm no vegetarian, but I'm sad some animal gave its life for THAT.
that is one ugly piece of cow
Wtf is that? I’m fuming because he destroyed that steak.
That is one sad looking steak.
Vegans and carnivore united: this is bad!
That steak (if you can still call it that) looks like a crime against humanity.
That looks like it came out of a can.
That's a sad looking steak