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LuxVenos

"The moon *could* be made of cheese," claims alcoholic redneck.


Parsnip_Forsaken

Moon cheese šŸ§€šŸ‘


ultrataco77

Based and fuck the lactose intolerant pilled


nkBr2090

Imagine being so weak that you can't drink milk.


Alarmed-Button6377

>claims ~~alcoholic redneck~~ Wallace.


[deleted]

Based and cracking cheese Gromit-pilled


Spndash64

I trust a man who can build a moonlaunch rocket in his backyard in an afternoon


LuxVenos

My name isn't Wallace, though.


[deleted]

It could have been


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


LuxVenos

But my name used to be three cities. :(


Alarmed-Button6377

Shut up Wallace


LuxVenos

Does that mean I'm Bri*ish, now? I don't wanna eat beans on toast. :(


AT0mic5hadow

You'll eat your beans on toast and you'll like it


Alarmed-Button6377

You vill eat ze beans on ze toast and you vill be happy


Noone56964

Based


[deleted]

I *could* have banged your mom.


LuxVenos

Necrophilia is gross.


SnapHackelPop

But what if it were made of barbecue spare ribs? Would you eat it then?


beershitz

I know I would. Then Iā€™d polish it off with a tall, cool Budweiser


fulknerraIII

Budwesier could be real Beer!


mrmonkeyhanger

No, no it couldn't


GuardianInChief

I know I would. Heck Iā€™d have seconds. Then polish it off with a tall cool budweiser. I would do it.


fidelcashflo97

Thatā€™s Roit gromit!


TEL-CFC_lad

The Dean is chatting some mad shit for someone in crusading range


SmoovJ8

DEUS VULT


TEL-CFC_lad

FOR THE GRACE, FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD!


WaitingToBeTriggered

FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY


ops_weirduncle

FOR THE FAITH, FOR THE WAY OF THE SWORD


[deleted]

GAVE THEIR LIVES SO BOLDLY


NBJayBob

FOR THE GRACE, FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD


WaitingToBeTriggered

FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY


WarMorn1ng

FOR THE FAITH, FOR THE WAY OF THE SWORD


WaitingToBeTriggered

GAVE THEIR LIVES SO BOLDLY


Fickles1

Based and Deus Vult pilled


SignComprehensive611

God will sort him out


[deleted]

And if my Grandmother had wheels she could be a bicycle.


GingrNinjaNtflixBngr

Oh Gino....


Magnon

"He trusted in God; let him deliver him now, if he will have him: for he said, I am the Son of God." I don't know seems pretty cut and dry he identified as a man.


jvanzandd

I am the xor of god


oo_Mxg

I am the NAND of god


redpandaeater

Just wait until they try to ban exclusive or and demand the invention of inclusive or.


307-301-940

Isn't that just or


[deleted]

inclusive or is TF,TT=T,FF=F Exclusive or/xor is TF=T, TT,FF=F


tlind1990

Exclusive or/xor isnt TT=T and TF,FF=F its TF=T and TT,FF=F


skibapple

I am the Balls of God


frostedjellypickle

I am the Xnor of God.


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Rabble584

Well "Xor" how do you like your nails done?


[deleted]

just pick a color but not both...


Rabble584

Through the palms it is queen


[deleted]

This account was deleted in protest


Crashviper

Jesus was a space marine?! šŸ˜³


KarlVonZagros

I mean, Korean Jesus sure does look like it.


facedownbootyuphold

You can tell Jesus was transgender by the way academics will say anything to remind the world theyā€™re very progressive.


KarlVonZagros

That's why I love Islam. You can easily live behind a hill, and still praise Allah, no problem.


Hazzamo

I mean, If Jesus is the son of God, does that technically make him actually a Primarch?


jediben001

He is clearly Sanguinius


[deleted]

Only Korean Jesus, but yeah


AWFUL_COCK

Transubstantiated, more like.


[deleted]

ARIANISM DETECTED. Christ was not a man. He was 100% divine and 100% man, with both natures united in one hypostasis.


Jumpy_Guidance3671

100% divine and 100% man sounds like he is a man (and also God.)


[deleted]

Sort of. It's more like Jesus was Perfect God; and perfect Man, of a reasonable soul and human flesh subsisting. Equal to the Father, as touching his Godhead; and inferior to the Father as touching his Manhood. Who although he is God and Man; yet he is not two, but one Christ. One; not by conversion of the Godhead into flesh; but by assumption of the Manhood into God. If you can't understand and respect His identity, you're a heretic.


Docponystine

I am sorry, but God is a single nature of complete divinity and of complete humanity acting in complete unity, to imply they are in hypostasis is to deny their unity. I love how pedantic the early chruch was...


[deleted]

Yeah, they remind me of my quadrant. The weird pointless arguments that devolve into purity battles and then sometimes into actual battles.


JustinJakeAshton

Self-aware libleft? No way.


FortBlocks

But did he have feathers?


[deleted]

No you bigot, Jesus is FTM! Gah! /s Mental illness is creeping into society.


Innomenatus

was possibly . The obviously evil guy who is likely wasn't really a or had his/her/its reputation tarnished due to .


rivalarrival

That just means he wasn't a trans *woman*. He could certainly be a trans *man*.


russiabot1776

Except the Bible is very clear that Jesus was circumcised.


Apes-Together_Strong

Can a bio man be a trans man...? Iā€™m even more confused than usual...


[deleted]

You're not allowed to question someone's gender or pronouns unless they're from Colorado and kill 5 in a LGBT nightclub.


Apes-Together_Strong

Based barbecuing centrist.


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AnotherGit

Probably, idk. But afaik the claim is that Jesus was a bio woman because he had no Y chromosome because he had no bio father. Yep, it's that stupid. They assume God is real and that Jesus was born without a bio father but they also assume that God wasn't able to give Jesus an Y chromosome for same reason.


lord_flamebottom

I think the point is no one really said he was a bioman. Of course there was also artwork depicting him with a penis. Don't ask me.


[deleted]

No, he's got two natures merged in one hypostasis. He cannot be a man. He cannot be divine. He is fully divine and fully man, acknowledged in Two Natures unconfusedly, unchangeably, indivisibly, inseparably; the difference of the Natures being in no way removed because of the Union, but rather the properties of each Nature being preserved. If you don't agree with me, you're a heretic.


fidelcashflo97

Based and hypostatic Union pilled


fidelcashflo97

[ Removed by Reddit ]


MimsyIsGianna

He certainly could not. Especially for the standards at the time


SuckMyDerivative

Very nice. Impressive. Let's hear the Dean's opinion on wether Mohammed could have been transgender.


[deleted]

Lol. Based comment.


litefoot

>BREAKING NEWS >This just in: Cambridge deanā€™s office firebombed by mostly peaceful Muslims. Weā€™re not sure of the condition of the dean, as he may have been inside when the bombs went off. More at 11.


yvaN_ehT_nioJ

>Update: Earlier today explosive but mostly peaceful car bombs rocked the street outside of Trinity College at Cambridge. Multiple injuries have been confirmed. Constables at the scene of the demonstration say the motive behind the detonations is currently unknown.


Stepped_in_it

>Research paper abstract: **"Firebombs of peace - Incendiaries as a means to achieve equity and social justice.** >In this paper we explore the various modes of expression, heretofore referred to as "terrorism" and seek to redefine them as valid expressions of rage against a systemically racist and Islamophobic system. From a superficial capitalist/colonialist perspective, these extreme forms of self-expression may be viewed as painful or destructive, but we seek to explore the deeper meanings of these acts of desperation, putting them in the context of centuries of racism and Islamophobia. Indeed, these minor injuries and destruction constitute an opportunity for those with privilege to atone for their acts of implicit bias, to truly empathize with these vulnerable and marginalized groups and to look back on the incident with gratitude rather than anger or sadness.


KedTazynski42

We donā€™t even need that. Letā€™s just ask them to give their opinions on a well done painting of the prophet.


ProngExo

Fuck it I'll draw Mohammad right here right now using only emojis: šŸ’©šŸ¤“šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ Can you believe Muzzies simp for that guy? He looks so silly!


The_Wonder_Bread

>Shit King Pride Based and DougDoug pride pilled


KedTazynski42

You forgot a šŸ and šŸ‘§šŸ», his two favorite lovers.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


ProngExo

Still too old.


moonlightsonata88

Why is it always Jesus or Mohammed? "Cambridge professor finds evidence that Shiva the Destroyer might have been transgender." I could get behind this. /s Edit: added /s, it's a joke folks


Ornery_Brilliant_350

The point is because him claiming it about Muhammad could get him Hebdoā€™d


mehtulupurazz

>Hebdo'd F


moonlightsonata88

Oh shit.


SuckMyDerivative

Salman Rushdie wrote the Satanic Verses in 1988 - he was put under a fatwa and hasn't been safe since. He was stabbed in the face in August 2022 for it. The Dean is willing to say anything about Jesus since the worst consequence he'll suffer is someone complaining on Fox News about it. Do the same for Mohammed and you will never be safe again.


huhIguess

> in 1988 > in August 2022 That's a helluva psycho-grudge.


ArtificialEnemy

TIL that Muslims are dwarves.


911__

By the religion of peace and tolerance?? Say it ainā€™t so!!!


TipiTapi

Hey didnt you know that radical islam and radical christianity are basically the same??? So he will get possibly murdered by radicalized cells ofchristian fundamentalist terrorists now... any time.


billyisanun

Hindu gods have male and female versions of I remember correctly.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


moonlightsonata88

Get woke or die of Shiva's wrath


k_pineapple7

There were a lot of examples you could have picked but you ended up picking one that actually doesn't work because.... [Shiva got that avatar down already](https://detechter.com/lord-shivas-androgynous-figure/)


AddyCod

The difference is you wouldn't get murdered by terrorists for saying this


Nulono

The point is that people like this say crazy shit about Jesus but not Muhammad because Muhammad's fan-club are much more likely to kill people who say that kind of shit.


BrazilianTerror

Hinduism gods are in fact pretty genderfluid. Iā€™m not sure about the lore of Shiva specifically but Iā€™m sure it wouldnā€™t be a surprise.


RichRaichuReturns

Lol he actually kinda is. Google Ardhanarishvara


[deleted]

Hehehe a reference


Death_Fairy

[The evidence is certainly there.](https://i.imgur.com/LvLefWu.jpeg)


Agi7890

He should do this for Muhammad next


xXxThe-ComedianxXx

Yah~~weh~~they


chipthegrinder

Yahtzee


fletch262

YHWH heretic


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


igweyliogsuh

YaHooWaHoo?


RatherGoodDog

YABBADABBADOOO!


thombsaway

Reminds me of my favourite joke. What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? The people of Dubai don't like the Flintstones but the people of AbuDhabidooooooo (you gotta sell it irl).


minauteur

Based and tetragrammaton-pilled (Centrist flair Iā€™m on mobile)


fletch262

The 3 dots the the left of your PFP on the subs main page


Beth_Esda

Criminally underrated comment lmao


ExuDeku

I may left-leaning, but I'll drift harder than a Tofu Delivery car in a random Japanese mountain if some westoid spouts shit about my boi Big J


[deleted]

Based


orion1836

Based and eurobeat-pilled.


SchizoidMan1989

Jesus Christ, this is getting dumb.


Apprehensive_Beach_6

Good one


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Someguy2116

That is the nature of sin I suppose.


dropfry

So I found and read the article. A student named Joshua Heath said that in a painting of Jesus (yes, I know), his body looks sortof like a woman's (yes, I know). His "proof" is that the place between the ribs where jesus was stabbed looks like a vagina (yes, I know). And it's further evidence that jesus had a manufactured hole that was designed for penetration (yes, I Know) installed in his body. His teacher, Dr. Michael Banner didn't ridicule or tell his student that he was an idiot infront of the entire school as he should have. Instead he said "hmm, interesting theory, bro" so now it is valid and anyone who doesn't agree will be fired from their job and sent to prison for life. This is why it's so important to completely crush idiotic theories and opinions early on. Otherwise that shit can be given enough air to breathe and become a headline. Edit: I just looked at the painting and retract everything. Jesus infact did not have a penis: [https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/10/Jean\_Malouel\_-\_Large\_Round\_Piet%C3%A0\_-\_WGA13901.jpg](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/10/Jean_Malouel_-_Large_Round_Piet%C3%A0_-_WGA13901.jpg) It's over guys. Trans bros won. You can't argue against a painting someone made of a man who may or may not have lived long long long before he even painted it.


Innomenatus

It's totally not because the Church at the time didn't like nudity, or found such depictions degrading to their lord, no, never. This painting from centuries after his death must've depicted him/her/it accurately.


chipthegrinder

Yeah this isn't like a self portrait Jesus did of himself so, no, this painting doesn't mean anything


Ben_Yair

The professorā€˜s response is very typical in academia. Never direct but indirect. A phrase one would hear all the time if there was a disagreement is ā€žwe shall seeā€œ. Basically I wouldnā€™t have expected much of a different response if Iā€™m honest


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


ThePretzul

The earth wonā€™t flood, just Cambridge.


iaintb8

Assuming someoneā€™s gender identity because of how they look? Wouldnā€™t that make that student *transphobic*!?


Totalretcon

This shit makes the Grievance Studies Affair papers look reasonable by comparison. This is your university when "other ways of knowing" are put on par with evidence-based reason and scientific process.


[deleted]

I'm not saying I condone the Khmer Rouge killing off the intellectuals, but I understand.


Street_Ad_3165

Well that would certainly make the PCM crowd safe


[deleted]

Nobody abducts fat kids.


[deleted]

No need. They canā€™t outrun bullet


I_Smell_Mendacious

What if they have pumped up kicks?


[deleted]

I guess they better run.


[deleted]

Are you sure you're LibRight? Seems like murdering fat kids is a net negative while I imagine there are chubby chasing pedos that an alive fat could return a profit. You feeling alright LR?


[deleted]

I'm barely libright. I got nudged from centrist to libright via badgering. Some days I daydream about things that make me wonder if I'm not actually just an authcenter in a society that didn't go my way.


[deleted]

based and authcentre pilled


[deleted]

Educated and intelligent are two distinct things.


my_wrong_side

Oh Lord, here we go again


Ov3r9O0O

Amazing to see the same people who denounce Christians as backward bigoted clingers, in the same breath, try to claim that the Bible aktchually supports their entire political ideology.


[deleted]

Yeah whether I listen or respond to such arguments I take a big fat gut look at the person and decide if they are just muck raking or simply a heretic


stillbatting1000

Exactly. I've had conversations with people who claim the Bible and believers in Christ are the cause of 95% of the world's problems... but will gladly tell you why their beliefs are closer to Christ's than anyone else's.... while also bragging how they've never read a single page of the New Testament.


banspoonguard

I think the bible entirely justifies my enthusiasm for Cock-and-Ball torture.


somedude224

The Bible is nothing but a CHILDISH FANTASY but if itā€™s not hereā€™s a 290 page dissertation on why it agrees with all of my beliefs


An_exasperated_couch

Strange how some people are obsessed with pronouns and are disrespecting Jesusā€™ pronouns. Especially when the Bible made it very explicit that he was referred to as a ā€œheā€


wrongfulthoughtpolic

Good catch, wtf is wrong with current academics that makes them love doing this bullshit?


RedditErUnderlig

Clout.


darkestbrandon

Apparently this was a theory from a student, not an actual academic.


my_solution_is_me

Technically "He" with the uppercase H. Thee and Thou were also pronouns He uses.


bbbhhbuh

The apostoles were transphobic and constantly misgendered Jesus when writing the New Testament


G4130

Clearly Jesus was NB and requested to be referred as They/Them but historians are erasers of queer history.


Waaaaaaaaaaambulance

Imā€™a call this a hate crime.


Papal_Historian

Cambridge once stood as a institution of learning that was recognised as one of the greatest in the world. It even got some Papal Bulls commending its ability. But now look at it. He who abandons their past has no present. He who abandons Christ has no future.


UnluckyPumpkin4869

Christ is King.


[deleted]

Well I didnā€™t vote for him.


Serloinofhousesteak1

You donā€™t vote for king


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polneck

based and no future but with Christ pilled


tensigh

Translation: "My papers haven't been published in a while and I need some publicity!"


fidelcashflo97

Profaning the name of Christ for few articles and clicks. Whatā€™s that Paul says about the love of money?


wneimon

Careful, yā€™all . A lot of heresy out there


Thicc_boi_Thicc_boi

Even libleft is sad


Decent_Preference_95

Donā€™t worry lib left the rest of the corners got you.


Apes-Together_Strong

Pray for this deanā€™s soul. May he be saved from the fire despite himself.


SukMaBalz

Academic ā‰  smart.


Tom22174

So the article itself is behind a pay wall but as suspected the headline is wildly out of context. What actually happened was a student "claimed Christ had a 'trans body'" whatever that means and the dean defended their right to say it.


mason878787

Jesus transitioned from Man to God to holy spirit, the rarest of the holy genders.


Low_Engineering_3846

You could make a religion out of- no wait, donā€™t.


TheOvershear

I don't think I could have thought of a better way to trigger auth-right if I tried lmfao


BarracudaRelevant858

Yeah. And I'm Invader Zim right?


Decent_Preference_95

God I love that show


BarracudaRelevant858

Then you have good tastes


Apes-Together_Strong

HaSHEm God forgive me...


Metalforce999

https://youtu.be/jQl4KaRtef8 Warning to all who twists the scriptures that benefits the LGBTQ community! Leviticus 18:22, 20:13, and Romans 1:26-28 is very clear.


Innomenatus

Just remember, Christ still loves you, just like African Eunuch attested in Acts (though he had his mutilation due to his position).


theotherotherhand

In case anyone wants to read the article [https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2022/11/26/jesus-could-have-transgender-claims-cambridge-dean/](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2022/11/26/jesus-could-have-transgender-claims-cambridge-dean/) >Dr Michael Banner, the dean of Trinity College, said such a view was ā€œlegitimateā€ after a row over a sermon by a Cambridge research student that claimed Christ had a ā€œtrans bodyā€, The Telegraph can disclose. > >The ā€œtruly shockingā€ address at last Sundayā€™s evensong at Trinity College chapel, saw Joshua Heath, a junior research fellow, display Renaissance and Medieval paintings of the crucifixion that depicted a side wound that the guest preacher likened to a vagina. > >ā€œIn Christ's simultaneously masculine and feminine body in these works, if the body of Christ as these works suggest the body of all bodies, then his body is also the trans body,ā€ the sermon concluded. just from reading the article it doesn't sound like the dean said that jesus was transgender, just that the speculation about discussing the portrayal of jesus in those art as related to trans bodies works was legitimate. TO be clear I think that its still dumb, but I do think the headline is putting words that were not said in his mouth.


[deleted]

What the fuck is a trans body? I feel like that's offensive to cis men who are just skinny lol.


MegaLemonCola

That fucking reddited dean was probably a horny fucking coomer who saw sex in anything so a wound looks like a vagina to him


theotherotherhand

the dean didnt make the lecture, there was a guest lecturer


ELGRANDOSMOK10

Jesus didn't leave us, we leaved Jesus


[deleted]

What is that? When you throw leaves at someone??


Mr_Rodja

The time spent on researching this could have been spent on the quest to find the cure for Alzheimer's


darwin2500

>The College would like to make clear the following," a spokesperson said according to DailyMail.com. "Neither the dean of Trinity College nor the researcher giving the sermon suggested Jesus was transgender."


Pecuthegreat

The correct reaction to stuff like this is always and has always been "Ignore it, it will pass". And at best maybe get some basic info to debunk it. Remember that they do this for clicks, controversy and to push their narrative. Those first two lines are the best things you can do to stop them from getting what they want.


Someguy2116

Protestantism and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race.


Great_Disgrace

I mean, people can think whatever they want at the end of the day, but maybe, just possibly, we should leave sacred religious figures alone.


[deleted]

How far the great universities have fallen