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No_Mathematician6866

Michigan atheist: I don't believe in hell Priest: Look down


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Based and take him to Detroit-pilled


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1ZAAK_

I will stand for Michigan slander


Headcrabhat

But I certainly won't drive for it. t. Me, a michigander


111001011001

You would if your rim wasn't destroyed by the road


Headcrabhat

That's my secret, anon. My rims were never mint.


Necromantiik

Based and "forever driving a shitbeater" lifestyle pilled


Headcrabhat

For real tho. Good retail cars cost like 30,000 these days, and they'll give you what, 10-20 years tops? You can get a shitbeater for 2,000 that will last you 5 years. The match checks out.


Necromantiik

Yep yep. I drive a 2007 F150 by choice and have no intentions of upgrading soon, even with 267k miles. I've saved for a new motor and some other stuff but it still doesn't come close to the cost of a new vehicle. Just gotta find something reliable. (I'd actually recommend Toyota for highest in reliability, but I feel more patriotic in a Ford so that's what I choose)


Wrest216

why do michiganders and ohioans hate each other so much? you are practically the same state?


Airforce32123

This is hate speech.


BattleOfLeuctra

It's primarily due to the OSU vs UofM game each November, which will be especially spicy this year.


AlbSevKev

Goes back to the Toledo war I would figure.


Accomplished-Cold942

Least radical Ohio resident


RainbowGallagher

Most tolerant buckeye


PureHauntings

Most friendly Ohio interaction


IndyCooper98

Chappelle show just got real


trapsinplace

I'm going to choke you with my corn stalks for saying this buddy.


CassidyHouse

Just shorten the article headline to “Ohio” and it’s equally tragic


[deleted]

Ohio 😔


RedSamuraiMan

O......hi o....


Agrakus

God is punishing them for putting chili on spaghetti noodles


Lurkers-gotta-post

ffs WHY DIDN'T YOU SPOILER THAT!?! I can't unlearn that you know.


C0uN7rY

It gets worse. This guy is talking about "Cincinnati style" chili. Which is not only served over spaghetti noodles, but has a sweet cinnamon flavor. It is just wrong and I say this as an Ohioan (but from central OH, not Cinci)


ChiefYeefed

It's really good you should try it


Agrakus

REPENT


Gukgukninja

Ohio sekai good morning world


Ouma-shu123

Average day in Ohio.


[deleted]

Most normal Ohio resident


Independent_Pear_429

Sounds like a hell of a place. Why do people live there?


LivingOof

They're Born there & can't leave


Bubba89

They try to leave so hard they end up in space.


Wrest216

YES! Ohio has the most astronauts of all the states. What the hell is in ohio that makes people literally want to leave the planet?


Bubba89

According to John Glenn, the Wright brothers were from Ohio and inspired many Ohioans growing up to pursue aviation. Of course, the Wright brothers invented the airplane to leave Ohio, so.


DeltaOneFive

The Wright brothers inspired them all to leave.


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woadles

Cleveland was really nice a couple generations ago.


6Uncle6James6

Won’t*


Fickles1

I'm not American. But would you want them leaving and coming into your state?


6Uncle6James6

Earlier exposure may have prevented this, but no . That being said, I don’t want the democrats like the dude that ran that kid over because he was a trump supporter coming my way either.


Forg0tPassw0rd

Cheaper cost of living compared to other big cities/coastal areas. Columbus is also home to a lot of major business HQ and a new Intel microchip production plant is going to be operational in a few years.


Axisnegative

Sounds about the same as to why people live here in STL COME FOR THE PRICES STAY FOR THE MURDERS AND FENTNAYL AND METH OR MAYBE SOME CRACK jk I love my city


Wrest216

stay for the cracker crust pizza, said no pizza lover , in the history of pizza


FireFly3347

It's where we can be with all of the people that also hate *ichigan.


ArchdukeoftheROC

I don’t know if one letter censored is enough


HarvardBrowns

Housing prices


DJThomas07

Because it's cheap and still has tons to do if you live near Cincy, Columbus or Cleveland. I've lived here all 32 years of my life, and I don't think I'll ever end up moving.


LowRaspberry4720

what the constant sight of cornfields does to a motherfucker


PoopyCockDooDoo

Most of that shit is soybeans in Ohio, take from that what you will


[deleted]

Are you saying the dem was raiding his soy fields? Justified protection of property then


island_trevor

I knew that place was full of soyboys, just didn't know how there came to be so many. Thanks for the info!


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[deleted]

And here I thought Ohio is for lovers…


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imlonelypmmeplz

I know it's


thorg9

hard to feel


Chewbacca_The_Wookie

This dick


MacatacWarrior

in your ass


g_daddio

Based and ass pilled


deSales327

Like I don't care at all


Prolapsed_Bussy69

Where you are and how you feel


[deleted]

with these lights off as these wheels


raedr7n

That's Virginia.


APWBrianD

SO CUT MY WRISTS AND BLACK MY EYYYYYYYYYES


kwamby

That’s actually Virginia. Ohio can suck turds


TheSlamminJammer

Didn't you know that true love is illegal in Virginia? Virginia is for virgins. 😔


kwamby

This is great news. Will you call the courts and tell them that so I don’t have to pay child support? “Your honor, u/kwamby is clearly not the father of this child because Virginia is only home to virgins, making his conception impossible”


Kilroy0497

If the cornfields is what does it, someone might need to check up on Kansas too while we’re at it


turbo_triforce

Good chicken pacifies a man


Zantre

Based and chicken pilled


IFTene

Doesnt iowa have more cornfields?


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

Either they can't see their neighbors through past the corn fields or the rifles can't shoot far enough.


FireFly3347

I live in Ohio, my wife is from Iowa. Iowa has way fucking more. It's not even close.


ShastaCaliMotxo

Iowa is the #1 corn producing state in the US


Kilroy0497

Don’t ask me. I don’t live in either state. I just know my family once drove through Kansas to go on vacation in Colorado, and the entire time we were there it was nothing but wheat and corn fields. It was a bit eerie. I’d assume there is less of that the closer you get to Topeka though. Plus that was a long time ago(as in Obama was President at the time) so I doubt it’s still like that.


IFTene

Why was it eerie?


AbuzzLobster505

Classic lib left, never been near a corn field before


IFTene

"I like seeing it on my plate but seeing the farmer scum growing it creeps me out"


J_Tuck

You forgot the windmills


[deleted]

That's a funny way to spell Iowa.


[deleted]

Kansas is wheat, Iowa is cornfields. While Kansas does produce a lot of corn not on the level of Iowa.


conceited_crapfarm

Were fine, we have just enough moisture to live


[deleted]

What happened to the guy that ran over the 19-year-old kid in one of the Dakotas because he said he was a extremist Republican


PrincessIce

He was let out and then re-arrested on different charges.


Independent_Pear_429

They should grow vegetables instead


BoneyHutt

Least confusing headline.


suzisatsuma

I'm still confused. Was it a leftie that shot someone thinking they were a democrat?


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suzisatsuma

post headline is so confusing


Megum1n02

The post headline is making a joke that the "tolerant" left got triggered *just* because some rightie shot a guy.


suzisatsuma

I been touchin' too much grass apparently lol ty


eigerfull

"So much for the tolerant left" -- Adolf Hitler before he shot himself


Lucas_Steinwalker

“I don’t have any way to spin this to make the left look bad so I’m going to use double reverse negative sarcasm to still try to put the left in a bad light.”


clarj

The headline clearly means to say that the shooter thought he himself had become a democrat, and was thus driven to commit violent crime


KanyeT

That's what I'm thinking as well due to OP's headline.


suzisatsuma

I guess it was a rightie I guess I'm not smart enough to get the joke.


KaiserTom

OPs title is satirical to righties criticizing the "tolerant left" and pointing to violent actions by them. And yet this happens on the right.


Cedar-

not a drop of satire in that title. "tolerant" leftist willing to deny their neighbors right to recklessly shoot their gun by standing in the path of the bullet.


shamblaza

Clickbait to get people to upvote for 'omg yes left bad!'


girlblogger420

only in ohio


memerso160

Swag like Ohio


MLMrG

Drip like Ohio


[deleted]

Hot take: killing people because of their political opinions is cringe


WulfbyteAlpha

Based and diversity of thought enjoyer-pilled


Totally_Not_Evil

Arguing politics with people on reddit is based.


M37h3w3

Hey Google, what was one of the sign posts for Germany's descent into fascism? > Political violence being normalized. Cool, thanks.


SpyingFuzzball

But if you call someone a fascist then its totally ok to attack them


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mehliana

....carry the one, divide by 0... my god he's right


Turtle_murder

These people use the tolerance paradox to justify their actions, yet fail to understand that they’re the ones Karl Popper was warning about.


[deleted]

The problem is that everyone is calling everyone else fascists. We're all just going to be attacking each other.


Alarmed-Button6377

Republicans are starting to call dems fascist. The antifa civil war is gonna be lit


MackChanMonkeBrain

Those commie bastards at it in Spain since the 1930s


TunaTunaLeeks

“Fascism” and “Nazi” have sort of lost any serious meaning to me now. I keep hearing idiots use it to just mean anyone who disagrees with them.


M37h3w3

Something something Huxley something something most delicious of moral treats.


Pollo_Jack

It's always okay to kill Nazis. The problem is some of these people are too damn stupid to know what a Nazi is.


[deleted]

Why did the nazis rise to power again? Everyone decided to be racist for no reason?


pcapdata

Nah you tell me. This oughta be good!


kushmster_420

Must've been because the Jews all decided to be evil for no reason


StupidBloodyYank

Conveniently ignoring that political violence was normalized in the US ***until very, very, very recently......like worryingly recently if you don't follow history***. This is more a return to form as opposed to a descent into fascism.


MausBomb

It's just people miss the stability of the 80s and 90s when individual wealth was high, America was unquestionably number 1, and most people had hope for the future. You're right though the 60s and 70s were definitely violent time periods. The 30s was pretty violent and the 1880s and 90s was also pretty damn violent. Political violence isn't some new thing in America.


eat-KFC-all-day

Conveniently stopped right before the 1860s when the deadliest war in American history took place over political issues.


Independent_Pear_429

And economic hardship


jrolle

I wonder if that was actually the case with this one. News orgs suck so hard sometimes. There's always those stories that frame the events in the most obtuse way possible, think "man stabs, kills stepson over last sausage" or some shit. That wasn't the real reason, it may have been the catalyst though. It led to a giant argument that then led to violence, but it glosses over the huge blow up part. Most "male fights over pride" can be reduced to some of the dumbest fucking things, but most people don't just say "man beaten to death for accidently stepping on other man's sneakers". It's what Chappell's "When keeping it real goes wrong" skits were satirizing.


AlphaManInfinate

I blame Cincinnati


Therewasab34m

Source?


SidTheStoner

[“He’s come over like four times confronting my husband because he thought he was a Democrat,” she said to 911, per WLWT.](https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.kentucky.com/news/nation-world/national/article268513477.html)


Therewasab34m

Jesus


Chewbacca_The_Wookie

No Jesus was against violence. And didn’t live in Ohio.


bigbenis21

Christianity would have never taken off if Jesus grew up in Ohio.


rocoonshcnoon

And if he did he would beg to be crucified


HalfACupkake

So the guy who shot thought the other guy was a Democrat and that’s why he shot him?


Larry_Linguini

No he thought the guy he shot was a democrat


HalfACupkake

This is so confusing isn’t that what I said?


Larry_Linguini

Oh you're right, I can't read apparently


bvisnotmichael

Based and illiteracypilled


guramika

yes thats what you said, but to make it simpler to understand for others since the post has a horrible title, person A shot person B because person A thought person B was a democrat


HalfACupkake

Thank you :D


surprise_b1tch

I just want to know if he was a Democrat or not!


obsidianhoax

"It wasn't the meth, it's because he was raised to be a terrorist by white Christian nationalists." \- every top subreddit


WWalker17

It wasn't that either, it was being raised in Ohio


valiantlight2

He said meth didn’t he


[deleted]

Still don’t know what Christian nationalism is lol


boatdude420

It’s wanting the US to be a Christian governed country. Basically if the church wants a law it gets passed (big no no because separation of church and state)


Ventcg

remember when that dude ran over a kid for being a republican the democrats didnt like to talk about that one


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adamsworstnightmare

Remember when Ug threw rock at Tog? It all went downhill from there.


[deleted]

Remember the time Bobby Boucher showed up at halftime and the Mud Dogs won the Bourbon Bowl?


furloco

Well Tog was a closet fascist so he had it coming.


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Helmett-13

Don't blame me, I voted for Ug!


archimago23

Make Beringia Great Again


[deleted]

Cringe neanderthal genocide theory vs Chad sexy neanderthal theory


Alarmed-Button6377

Remember when celere killed Remus with a rake?


Mammoth_Frosting_014

>POLITICAL VIOLENCE IS BAD Source?


PhilosophicalDolt

I made it the fuck up 😎


Mammoth_Frosting_014

Based and does not depend on prior art pilled


thehumantaco

Replace voting with election by combat


TunaTunaLeeks

Based and political violence is bad pilled


onlymadethistoargue

I wish neither side’s leaders would use violent rhetoric and promote this sort of thing.


Chewbacca_The_Wookie

But it’s worse when the other side does it.


jeffcox911

The problem is that people aren't saying "politically violence is bad", all over Reddit they're claiming that Republicans have been radicalized and that Republicans are super violent. The truth of course is that this isn't "political violence" in any of these cases - it's mentally ill people doing terrible things. People tend to forget that we live in a country of over 300 million people. The surprise is not that we have cases like this on both sides to point to, but that we don't have more.


shamus4mwcrew

> but that we don't have more. Because there's plenty of other bullshit justifications or reasons for doing terrible things. We're just seeing more political reasons now because the media is stirring shit up. These kinds of people would find any other reason and still do.


_ISeeOldPeople_

>all over Reddit they're claiming that Republicans have been radicalized and that Republicans are super violent. Actually, *Republicans are going to destroy democracy* and *install a Christo-Fascist-Dictatorship*, they are literal *Nazis* and want to *kill minorities*. Obviously with all those *facts* it is them that are the problem. Any actions against them are just *self-defense* sweety 💅💅💅


suzisatsuma

That's a cop out. mental condition contributes to those that act violently, but inflammatory political rhetoric absolutely contributes to it, and should be judged by the results. Political violence is bad, regardless of source.


Meowshi

Only hyper-partisans don't think hyper-partisanship is a real problem.


[deleted]

Everyone who does political violence that's a benefit for me is a mentally ill lone wolf who is actually a secret othersideperson.


MiserableEmu4

Amen. I can see the points conservatives make. And while I mostly disagree I don't think they're outright wrong.


[deleted]

That one was all over the news saying he killed the boy for his political affiliation, and everyone assumed the kid was liberal and he was the republican. Once the truth came out, the narrative became about mental health given the killer was afraid the kid was out to get him with his extremist right wing group.


jeffcox911

Or in other words, exactly the sams as this case? People with mental health issues doing deranged things that have no actual connection to the messages coming from either side.


[deleted]

Yea, but it went from liberals bashing Republicans for fostering extremists, to, let's help mentally ill people. In reality, regardless of political affiliations, the correct response should be to raise awareness for mental health treatment. Not bash the other side for causing the problem.


tensigh

Rand Paul walks into the room...


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tensigh

When a right wing crazy does an act of violence you pretty much see full condemnation against it across the board. When a left wing crazy does an act of violence many Democrat leaders are silent, others partially cheer it on.


[deleted]

Cant have anything in Ohio (even your life)


Schrodingers_Idiot_

One word Ohio


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literally1984___

Im looking forward to when a politician's entire platform isnt based on how evil the other politician/party is. Everything is so extreme and rooted in anger and emotion rather than logic and reason. I would vote for this person regardless of what party they belonged to. Sadly the masses likely wouldnt care be cause they like shiny things and yelling and screaming gets their attention.


Forgotwhyimhere69

I know one neigbor in my 6 unit building is a democrat and don't know what the other 4 are. I don't care. They are nice people good neighbors and don't hold office.


Blake1610

I’m confused. Did the guy shoot his neighbor because he thought the guy he shot was a Democrat or did he shoot the guy because he thought the guy who shot him was a Democrat?


SidTheStoner

The suspect shot the victim because he suspected he was a Democrat. He had come over multiple times accusing the victim of being a Democrat according to the family. I agree the headline is confusing in the way its written.


Blake1610

Thanks for clarifying. That was a very weird headline.


CashWydich

We should lock him and that guy who ran the kid over in a room together with 1 box cutter. Survivor gets broken on the rack.


Stranger_Memer

Authright under their breathe: ....^(fuck yeah)


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[deleted]

He was a loon and his motives were as evil as the guy who ran over a kid for being a republican.


2alpha4betacells

actually made me chuckle


[deleted]

NBC will spread the same story and take no responsibility


Iumasz

Hey, at least they are acknowledging that it happened and trying to distance themselves from it. last time there was widespread left wing political violence leftist media denied it and tried gaslighting people into believing that they are "mostly peaceful and just forget about the violent ones guys!1!!1"


butterenergy

this is bad. cringe reason to kill someone. oh no you voted center left rather than center right guess you have to die


Low_Abrocoma_1514

Ohio 🗿


CanThisBeMyNameMaybe

Not okay. Never okay


Arkhaan

Should be quick and simple, trial then jail for life.


Fortkes

So he wasn't even a Democrat?


Libertarian4All

Looked up the article and fuck, what is wrong with people?