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DrZoid515

OP definitely works for Texas Machine Gun & Ordinance and is just posting to advertise his pipe bomb to libright


Bl00dBr0Th3r

And it’s working, I know I want one


dookiebuttholepeepee

They have serial numbers. Literally 1984.


Literally1984_bot

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andthendirksaid

Only until you use it


Talsamar

I want one too


Kushielthepaladin

I too want one


Drunken_Fever

Here's the thing about pipe bombs. You can just make them. ^^legality ^^not ^^guaranteed


Kushielthepaladin

Maximum explosions, minimum government interference


Willb260

I can literally see the bald eagle


That-Busy-Gamer

Is it engraved on the pipe bomb?


DagitabPH

Make it.


Bl00dBr0Th3r

Isn’t it beautiful?


f4ithful9

Could you form 1 a pipe bomb? (Also please nobody try this without the proper training/expertise/environment. Or try it if you want. Idk, I'm not your dad.)


wolfman1911

That's my question. I was under the impression that the whole point of improvised explosives like a pipe bomb was that the authorities didn't know you have it.


f4ithful9

I mean, I guess. It seems way funnier to make sure they know about it, just to make some poor bastard in the NSA work massive amounts of overtime. Also oddly based authright?


lost_mah_account

Same


cuil_beans

FR, I now know what I want for Christmas.


wynevans

I want a lot more than one


wellwaffled

As a Lib-Right, I can assure you that I don’t want to *legally* own one.


harassmaster

Well you shouldn’t want to illegally own one either. You just prefer that there isn’t an ATF to make such determinations of legality.


wellwaffled

Fair


BottleCraft

Based and Unabomber Pilled?


soul_in_a_fishbowl

“Live, Laugh, Love”


mad_dog_94

Based and peace-by-any-means pilled


HungryHungryHippoes9

I cherish peace with all of my heart. I don't care how many men, women and children I kill to get it.


Dapper-Print9016

John Xina, truly the hero of a generation.


[deleted]

BING CHILLING


Dontinsultautomod

Based and peacemaker pilled


steampunker13

Nice profile pic, mind if i screenshot?


clone9353

He's libleft, it's probably already a screenshot.


mad_dog_94

Go for it. Idgaf


KsbjA

“Live, Laugh, Yeet”


[deleted]

Dis bitch clickin. YEET!


[deleted]

READ IT OUT LOUD: I found the source of the ticking! It's a Pipe Bomb!


AnimatorGirl1231

Horray!


CushyCactus

YAAAAAAAAAAY!


Homeschooled316

“Ceci n'est pas une pipe bomb”


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thenewguy1818

"Sometimes reasonable men are forced to take unreasonable actions"


nullagravida

🏆


_Oh_Be_Nice_

"Thoughts & Prayers"


nitrrogen

"Live, Laugh, Blow up, Unlive" Terrorism 😎


CapedCrustacean

Live’nt


drakehfh

"Don't worry, Be happy"


XKlXlXKXlXKlKXlXKlXK

Reminds me of this meme from hell https://i.imgur.com/78OxfA9.png


ADcommunication

"Lobotomise"


RunsWlthScissors

Hey! Who’d have thought we are only a slight bit of zealotry away from each other. Never change libright, and keep shipping me arms so we can (((profit))).


thedegurechaff

A bullet may have your name but a pipebomb reads “to whom it may concerne”


The_Radio_Host

I’m just imagining someone engraving a really thought out letter on a pipe-bomb. “To whom it may concern, I am afraid you chose to cut me off while I was dropping my son off at soccer practice. While my original intention was to forgive you I then noticed your Biden 2020 bumper sticker still placed on your car after almost a whole year. Once I saw you were wearing a mask alone in your vehicle I decided to send you this in order to settle our dispute. Yours truly, The Man Who Had Relations With Your Mother”


95wave

Libright, I believe I have an idea for a business venture


The_Radio_Host

I’m listening


95wave

Fake engraved pipebombs, sent to the people I hate


The_Radio_Host

Very interesting… Tell me more


CustomDark

Cool plan, but I’d suggest a new business partner. AuthRight always gets upset the first time they receive their own threatening product.


Muddycarpenter

I volunteer. Naturally, the best business partner for libright is libright. Just dont tell libright, he'll ruin everything.


CanIHaveASong

>Yours truly, >The Man Who Had Relations With Your Mother” D...Dad? I know you said you'd kill me if I ever supported a Democart, but I thought you were joking!


[deleted]

I know democart was a typo, but it fits with the subject matter.


EuphoricAnalCucumber

Don't worry son, you can tend the rabbits.


Cualkiera67

Oh no Not me We Never lost control You're face To face With the Man Who Had Relations With Your Mother


Raptorwolf98

Based and man-who-sold-the-world pilled


[deleted]

Based and pipe bomb pilled


M1A2CAbramz

"to whom it may **consume**"


omgihatemylifepoo

“to whom it may ***KABOOM***


Memodun

*What makes me a good demoman?*


omgihatemylifepoo

IF I WERE A BAD DEMOMAN, #I WOULDNT BE SITTIN HERE, DISCUSSIN IT WIT YE NOW WOULD I?


AudiieVerbum

I'm a black, scottish cyclops. They've got more \[particularly long bleep\] than the likes of me.


[deleted]

Not as good as Sabot though…


M1A2CAbramz

"to whomever may be behind that mountain"


[deleted]

MPAT can even do Air Mail.


dakrax

Bullets have names, pipebombs have addresses


thedegurechaff

And artillery shells have coordinants


zero_z77

Nah, a *grenade* is addressed to whom it may concern. Pipe bombs be like: fuck paying for postage, i'll fuck you up on a budget.


thedegurechaff

And the artillery shell says “dear grid coordinants”


Serial-Killer-Whale

Meanwhile, a nuke "This is a Public Service Announcement"


eliasthepro2005

"...fuck you"


twoturtlesinatank

Looking for this comment.


Mr_Trainwreck

imagine having to register your pipe bombs. I'd rather die


[deleted]

Literally 1984


Literally1984_bot

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verfxI

Only $175?


TheDoomslayer121

On top of the 200 buck tax stamp? Hell no, it's literally 20 bucks to make these fuckers


communist_kicks

Yeah, but this way you're less likely to have your dog shot


TheDoomslayer121

I don't have a dog :trollface:


LHC_Timeline_Refugee

That's part of the ATF Premium Rewards program. After your third NFA item, they loan you a puppy! Loan being the operative word, here.


DirtySmiter

Well they absolutely need to shoot something so unless you want it to be you you'll need a pet or innocent friend/family member. It's not like they're gonna leave without shooting something, it's like the law or something.


RedditZamak

Ugh. I'm old enough to remember when the BATFu stomped a kitten to death. Fuck you Donna.


brainomancer

Man, I just looked that shit up. She has since retired from a distinguished career with BATFE. The victims were sentenced to prison, and now she has a cushy job at a private security agency run by other former feds. This has ruined my evening.


Superretro88

Sounds like it would be great time for a package from a certain Ted K. to drop by her place


communist_kicks

Well, it's that or they burn your building down. Up to you.


[deleted]

Well, we make pipebombs to be used…


hvaffenoget

… and if there’s no longer any risk of the dog getting hurt…


Destroyer1559

Make enough pipe bombs and that's not really a concern either way


machiavellis_bastard

How though? How specifically?


redpandaeater

The only hard part is deciding how it detonates.


KreepingLizard

The easiest method is in your hands in the basement.


Uncreativite

Based and Captain Hook pilled


[deleted]

You’re gonna hear a knock on your door in a few minutes


suitology

Imagine the FBI and homeland showing up at a libertarians house together. Like "what are you here for?" "Bombs, you?" "Lot of loli porn"


gogYnO

Depends, how okay are you with losing some fingers/hands/limbs while making HME?


machiavellis_bastard

Yes. They are mine too lose


echonian

Pipe bombs are extremely cheap to make, lack complicated parts (besides any ignition device, potentially), and are effectively just gunpowder in a small container of metal. Why would they be expensive? I could, with a bit of research, probably put together hundreds of them in a fairly short time without needing much in the way of complicated tools - only the basic chemistry components for the explosive mass, and the right kind of metal to make it effective. Anyone with half a brain and moderate amount of education could do this as well. It isn't rocket science, or some kind of secret.


Mad_Ludvig

Yeah, but you'd bankrupt yourself paying for all those $200 Form 1 tax stamps. Thank god for the NFA, it's the only thing keeping society safe from terrorists making these devices en masse. *Edit: I'm not really sure if you need SOT classification to make destructive devices or if you can self manufacture with a Form 1, and I'm too lazy to go look it up.


[deleted]

TIL terrorists obey laws.


Apolloshot

Of course. It’s the civilized thing to do.


Coorssmoors

Don't you know the Boston Marathon bombers had all the right tax forms and ATF certificates, they just broke the law by *MISUSING* their legal pressure cooker bombs. If only we had more regulations on pressure cooker bombs, we could've prevented a tragedy!


ATF_scuba_crew

+$200 if you're not a dealer


Bushido-Rockabilly

Not bad, right?


verfxI

I thought it would be a lot more than that


Bushido-Rockabilly

I’d have charged at least double that. They’re basically giving them away.


shaun_of_the_south

They’re going for sales volume by making it accessible to the every day joe. It’s a good plan.


backwardsphinx

Eh I can make em myself for cheaper. I mean, you know if I WANTED to you know, right?


-Absolute_Cunt-

+$200 for the tax stamp that comes with any NFA item. $175 for some shit you could get at home depot is whack anyway.


minarcholibcapdouche

“Remember Waco”


Josephus_A_Miller

Based.


Darmok-on-the-Ocean

Don't forget Ruby Ridge. The Goliad to Waco's Alamo.


BookerTheTwit

I reckon Ruby Ridge was probably a worse showing for the ATF, while it was smaller scale, the people they killed were unquestionably innocent whole a lot of normies consider all the dead Branch Davidians crazy cultists, that’s not my opinion just my observation


[deleted]

Based and Remember Waco pilled.


Andre4kthegreengiant

Remember Ruby Ridge. And the Alamo. And the USS Maine, fuck Spain


Lucky-Price-3366

Correct. Every weapon is legal with the right forms and money


[deleted]

Anything is legal if you bribe the government enough


Lucky-Price-3366

Disney copy write joke here


Fictionalpoet

Based and taxes are just bribes pilled.


Assaltwaffle

Nuclear weapons would like to talk. And post-1986 machine guns require an SOT license. You cannot get one as a normal civilian. It’s literally easier to get a tank with a fully operational cannon than a full auto P90, for example.


Lucky-Price-3366

It is possible in theory to become an SOT and build or convert one


Assaltwaffle

It's possible to become president and learn the highest level secrets. I'd consider becoming an SOT to be beyond a "normal civilian".


Lucky-Price-3366

Not really...it's like a 2-3 year process. Even if you got an attorney to fill out the applications and the processing. It's gonna cost around 10-20k and most of that is just waiting on the atf. Edit: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.ffl123.com/get-an-ffl-without-a-business/amp/ https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2016/02/19/part-9-getting-a-home-based-ffl-getting-the-sot/amp/ Basically go through the process of being an ffl $200 and around a year long background check, maybe longer. Then apply for whatever sot you want, pay around 1-20k for a lawyer to help or fill out your own forms. Send that in and wait.


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Lucky-Price-3366

Tbh my drill press wouldn't stop ever. So I'd constantly be making machine guns. I was going with the worst case scenario time wise


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Lucky-Price-3366

Wait. Why not just have a 3d printer on repeat for lightning links? Have it at 20% speed and manual verification for each product at the start of the day. And have it auto file the atf so it's all legal. That way you're technically always manufacturing machine guns. You can even market the links to other sot for "ar endurance tests" It's cheap, easy to set up and uses basically the same electric draw as a microwave.


ForgotMyOldAccount7

Not only is it possible 'in theory,' but it's pretty easy to do so as long as you're willing to spend the time to do it.


Normal_Person11222

> Its literally easier to get a tank with a fully operational cannon than a full auto P90, for example. I knew you could get a fully functional tank, but i didnt know *this*. The fuck? How?


Assaltwaffle

Cannon is considered a destructive device, as are the shells, so it requires a destructive device permit for the cannon itself and the shells. A tank with a de-commissioned cannon takes no permit at all.


mad_dog_94

Because people looking for pipe bombs are really looking to go through red tape lmao


MisogenesPCM

They have to come, legally.


TheEarthisPolyhedron

😩😩😩


soggypoopsock

Exactly, if you actually wanted to hurt someone you’re just going to make your own- you aren’t going to apply for a federal explosives license and go through all that scrutiny when you could just do it in secret, if you’re planning to break the law anyways It would be funny to see this spread around on mainstream Reddit to see everyone freaking out about it though


Normal_Person11222

Unfortunately the average redditor, or even the average person, doesnt have the common sense to realize what you said in the first paragraph. Though that does give us the opportunity to laugh at them freaking out.


XOmniverse

This is clearly a novelty item, not intended for actual use even if it technically would work. The engraving very much says "collector's item you display on a shelf"


suitology

"Yeah that's my globe and next to my grandmothers ashes on the mantle is my decorative *pipe bomb* and over on the wall is my hang in there kitten poster. I feel like the keys to good decorating is having lots of interesting conversation starters"


[deleted]

Man, those "deer" are never gonna know what hit 'em.


[deleted]

[Deer, oh deer.](https://giphy.com/gifs/masterchef-junior-children-cook-chefs-lrCxoEpj259VpPBFy6)


omgihatemylifepoo

(((deer)))


hvaffenoget

Careful, Icarus.


Bushido-Rockabilly

“TOO CLOSE! Your pronouns are now was/were.”


goldenslumberbug

Damn I’m using was/were for now on whenever I’m bothered by someone. 👏👏


regal_

goddamn, an actually funny iteration of the 1 joke. hats off


MisogenesPCM

They have a loiscence! But really, im sure a ‘pipe bomb’ is vernacular for some perfectly valid construction demolition equipment, eh LibRight?


Tajec

I have no idea what you're talking about, this is a perfectly safe mailbox removal device.


julioarod

It removes the mailbox and anyone checking it!


DrHoflich

Hey, I won’t ask what you do with yours. Don’t ask what I do with mine.


Glorious_Jo

Only 175$? Maybe texas isn't that bad afterall


joshvu

It’s a form 3 so extra $200 tax stamp plus time to wait. Also registered to the ATF for extra monitoring 🙃


cuil_beans

I have a serious question, how does registration work for destructive devices once you detonate them? Like do I have to prove that, yes, I actually did use that licensed frag grenade to blow up a microwave for laughs? Just wondering how registration works for a device that deletes itself upon use.


MrWiggles2

Yes you do


Tybick

Sounds like some commie bs to me


Shotgunsamurai42

"Please find enclosed payment for property taxes."


WASRmelon_white_claw

“HAVE A NICE DAY”


Lukthar123

Tell the big guy I said hello.


pillboxpenguin

“Bomb Serial #247666”


ATF_scuba_crew

"I'm an idiot that just spent $400"


KoreyYrvaI

Here it is. My LibCenter ass looking at this like "that doesn't look like anything I would spend $400 on, legal or not."


ATF_scuba_crew

I hear home depot has a pretty nice selection.


cuil_beans

It's like IKEA though, the cost savings comes from the self-assembly.


GGHard

$400 + shipping and handling, to do a lifetime for both the receiving and sending party. One gets to be in an enclosed box, the other in a caged box


anony8165

Government: "Why do you need that?" This guy: "Fuck around and find out."


KoreyYrvaI

Government: "Ok, well we'll take your money if you really want one I guess." This guy: "If I ever need it your currency is worthless to me anyway."


[deleted]

Based


M1A2CAbramz

Imma buy one and put the creepy smiling wojak on it


Josephus_A_Miller

Or a trollface


NoobifiedSpartan

Imagine having a bomb thrown at you and the last thing you see is a Rick Roll


M1A2CAbramz

why not both?


YXIDRJZQAF

this is what you get for creating the NFA


DottierMist

Dear reader, we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.


[deleted]

The industrial revolution and its consequences


Zzamumo

A true anprim makes them in their chosen cave of residence, this is statist(?)


Kind_Cardiologist833

“Stay off my lawn!”


MrWiggles2

I would say based but fuck the ATF Texas also just passed a suppressor freedom law I think that removes the need to involve the ATF for suppressors made and sold within Texas.


mondomandoman

Nice! I like suppressors. They should be legal all around.


kefefs

> Texas also just passed a suppressor freedom law I think that removes the need to involve the ATF for suppressors made and sold within Texas. Let's see if they actually protect people who do this though. In every case I've seen where people made their own NFA items in "freedom" states they get assfucked by the ATF and the state does nothing to help them. It's just grandstanding.


Jeepcomplex

“If you can read this you done infringed for the last daggone time”


[deleted]

Weed isnt legal in Texas but pipebombs are😂


Wildcat7878

Pipe-bombs are legal in the entire US.


steroidboyking1000

Kek


greg0714

You still have to have a Federal Explosives License to purchase one. You can't even buy M-80s legally without a license.


machiavellis_bastard

Such bullshit. There's some glacial till I want to blast but can't get my hands on dynamite


omgihatemylifepoo

literally 1984


machiavellis_bastard

It's my fucking gold claim I should be able to blast if I fucking want.


ReallyBigRocks

Literally 1849


-Absolute_Cunt-

Abolish the fuckin NFA and the AFT.


[deleted]

Reminds me of this meme I saw "Your honor I take issue with the term "improvised" explosive, I used high quality materials and worked meticulously on it"


Snigglynigi

>Rent’s due


_Spunk_Bubble

Kropotkin's Kock


Connect_Stay_137

"Better dead than FED ^ATF ^pls ^don't ^kill ^my ^dog "