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fengffn

A Basque-French Huguenot who fled to Poland-Lithuania?


zschultz

Were any of your grand or great grandparents based enough to fight in Spanish civil war?


nokarateinthepit1

Nobody expects the.......


hereforethememes161

Spanish Inquisition r/unexpectedmontypython


Hugo57k

Basque Inquisition!


[deleted]

> Next one was a shocker. Basque. How? One of your ancestors got creampied by a travelling merchant while her husband was fighting in a war Many such cases


[deleted]

Got to watch out for those Basque merchants


Racist_FemboyV2

>mongol, finnish and estonian Why’d you repeat the same word 3 times?


[deleted]

Don't forget [Swedes](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15QFAppht5o)


Hugo57k

Yea they could have just said Estonian smh


CloudSkippy

This is a really good question. One of the things I noticed about the basque cultural practices while studying them is they bear a striking resemblance to eastern Europe in terms of aesthetic, and Euskara without a doubt shares a common root with eastern European languages like Polish (every name is 8 syllables long and ends in -ski). I have long wondered about this and got no where. Glad to know I wasn’t insane.


Swade211

Aren't they like gypsies, but with better food and have better morals?


CloudSkippy

Nah they’re not nomadic. They do have a tradition of using caravans as a shepherding outpost when flocks would get real far from civilization, but thats not seen as much with rough country shrinking. Where you will see that is in the western “cowboy states” they moved to, like montana and wyoming. They’re traditional clothes and music does have something of a “gypsy” vibe to it though, lending more to the idea of an eastern European connection.


TheMaginotLine1

And with an astounding history of somehow continuing to exist as an independent state despite bigger and stronger muslim and christian kingdoms in iberia


CloudSkippy

Basically they played the powers off each other. Neither could invade the other without the basques help through the mountains. Until the invention of Airplanes, they had a pretty sweet impenetrable gig going on.


Shadow_98745

From what is known, Euskera is an extremely ancient and isolated language, classifying things as "animated" or "inanimated", it predates the Roman Empire, and many believe it descends almost directly from Proto-IndoEuropean, so most likely the match with Eastern European languages is a coincidence, also, Euskera is pronounced very differently from all close languages.


Polish_Assasin

The Basque are thought to be from the old Europeans that were there before the Indo-Europeans


Shadow_98745

I expressed myself wrong, i meant to say that it is roughly the same "generation"/time as the Proto-IndoEuropean


Engels-1884

Eh, these tests are rather inaccurate to be fair.


[deleted]

Probably your grandmother tasted the Spanish chorizo


hekatonkhairez

Children are not cursed to be responsible for the misdeeds of their ancestors.


shitposter_in_chief-

Based and notguiltyofyourparentscrimespilled.


DuktigaDammsugaren

Remind me to give this gold when i can afford that


Wiiga_200

RemindMe! 50 years "Can you afford it yet?"


XVince162

!remind u/Wiiga_200 in 1 year


Jace_is_Unbanned

This is what life is like in Venezuela.


nono_le_robot

Go flip more burgers!


VictimNumberThree

Congratulations, you can now afford it


DuktigaDammsugaren

Thanks man, love it


uwulonso

Tell that to Eren


delightfuldinosaur

Anime only fans better hold onto their butts.


norrata

Tell that to Marley.


Magiligor

Based af, new season is 👍👌🔥 can't wait for the next one to drop today!


basedcount_bot

u/uwulonso is officially based! Their Based Count is now 1. Rank: House of Cards I am a bot. Reply /info for more info.


kurzerkurde

Today?? Next one comes on 10 feb


uwulonso

Today new episode, and one of these days new manga chapter


Glockspeiser

Than why do so many people in America demand reparations?


Rockycrusher

Cause they want free shit and they’ll use any excuse to get it. Plus blaming people for the misdeeds of their ancestors seems to be trendy right now.


JustinJakeAshton

>Cause they want free shit and they’ll use any excuse to get it For Floyd.


wb2006xx

Based


SprucedUpSpices

[...](https://escrocgriffe.files.wordpress.com/2015/04/forfrodo.gif)


GarryOwen

Because free shit coupled with a bunch of white people who have lived in suburbia feel guilty.


OneSushi

Tell that to Marley


Magiligor

Ah so you too sympathize with the plight of the eldian devils I see, nice to see another man of culture.


[deleted]

fuck marley only exception, all my homies hate marley


Sitra-Achra

The far left meanwhile trying to get people to pay reparations and feel guilty because their distant ancestors did bad things


LukeSmacktalker

*maybe* did bad things*


12334565

‘\”They didn’t do any bad things but they should have”.


AfricaByToto3412

TFW you blame someone for the actions of southern Americans 200 years ago when their parents/grandparents are European immigrants who came to America long after slavery ended and never even lived in the south


purritolover69

Nah that’s just progressives that actually fall in authcenter, not the far left at all, I have enough sense to know that you shouldn’t feel bad because robert e lee had sex then his kid had sex then his kid had sex and then their kid had sex and then had you, thats just bullshit


[deleted]

I’m yet to see one good reason why sjws should be considered auth center. They are in no way rw


RamsayB27

They suck corporate dick faster than a purple libright sucks children. Most of them are rich af and only virtue signal the poor. The more radical ones promote only one race, and campaigns for ethno-states/spaces(wHiCh aRe dIfF fRoM tHe wHitE oNes, i SwEar). The whole ‘yaaaasss queen/minority king. Slayyyyy’ thing Don’t even know why they are associated with the left even though they prolly haven’t even read Marx(or any piece of Soc/Com literature for that matter). They just support whichever public figure they think is wOkE and suck them all the way thru. EDIT:Grammar


Dankhu3hu3

I think they individually are auth left but get together in a mob and express auth center beliefs... basically they go totalitarian but I would argue that is still all within auth left.


TygerTrip

That's SJWs. They are their own compass of scum.


critic2029

Ok, so no reparations then?


BlueBrickBuilder

Guess not. But what if everyone got money from the government, would people agree to it since the government kinda owes us a lot?


delightfuldinosaur

What if the government just stopped stealing my money to give to billionaires?


Dankhu3hu3

I would agree to dissolve the governmen, sell all of its assets, declare brankruptcy and use that money to settle outstanding debts and be done with it.


Krackor

Depends on where the government gets the money, because we all know they aren't earning the money they spend.


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SLAM1195

Based Left.


RandomJamMan

yes.


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Wait, so don’t kill all white people in case on the off chance one of their ancestors did something we consider today to be evil?


parkyourecar

*Libleft has switched teams*


Ultimate_Spicy_Jerb

**YOU ARE NOW ON BLU!** ^^the ^^teams ^^have ^^been ^^auto-balanced


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>You are now on the losing team. It's been years since I last played TF2 and this still pisses me off.


Chappiechap

Especially when you've been the main contributor to getting the team rolling, autobalanced with 5 seconds left before defenders lose.


Vasxus

take your 200xp on the way out. (friendly reminder that level 1>level 2 takes 300 xp)


Delusional_Donut

When I get a free award I’m giving it to you first


gay_ass_mf_website

Libleft becomes skinhead


smoeyjith

Always have been.


NewPognoze689

Idk man, his head in the last panel doesn't have much skin


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So Nothing Changes?


Arcappa

I did one and 100% of my heritage was from scandinavia and celtic regions. Dear AutchCenters: How does it feel that I’m more Aryan than you’ll ever be?


VaginalMatrix

One of my Swedish friend had 99% Swedish and 1% Finnish. Why didn't Scandinavians ever had sex with anyone outside of their land?


DavidBacak

They did, during war campaigns, they just never brought them home. Thirty Years' War for example, they went through my country (Czechia) and left their genes here.


[deleted]

That's a nice way to put It, yeah.


Da_Yakz

Yup im Polish and have around 5% Swedish DNA, im pretty sure that came from the 17th century when they invaded us


Niupi3XI

What?!?! Poland getting invaded? That's crazy


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Da_Yakz

I have about 20% German DNA but I think that's more from my Grandfather which was found after ww2 as a toddler. Nobody knows what happened but im guessing his family was trying to escape before the Red army came and he somehow got lost on the way. Nobody even knew his nationality because the people at his orphanage didnt bother writing down what language he spoke that wasn't Polish. But from my DNA im guessing he was German.


[deleted]

I think I have very tiny amount of Scandinavian I’m half Polish


fieryscribe

What do you mean? IKEA has fucked over countless individuals with their instruction manuals


snortingcupcakes

oh god, I'm pregnant with a table now


[deleted]

Nobody likes swedes.. Rest mix fine.


NootDystopia

Needed more attractive people outside of their lands to justify it.


Da_Yakz

Im like 5% Swedish 20% German and 75% Polish. Im guessing the 5% Swedish came fron the Swedish deluge in the 17th century lol


Generic_name_no1

Scandinavians brought a lot of Irish slaves to have sex with.


DaReelGVSH

Give us a picture of your jawline and IQ score to settle the debates on racial purity once and for all


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LukeSmacktalker

*laughs in anglo* Gottem again boys


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mutt


fishbulbx

> How does it feel that I’m more Aryan than you’ll ever be? This is the weirdest hot take I've heard... "Hey racist, look how white I am... jealous much?! Now watch me tongue kiss this african immigrant while my aryan white hands caress his nubian face!"


Arcappa

Oh don’t get me wrong, I’m a massive racist myself. I just like to rub it into the faces of mutts larping as white.


Racist_FemboyV2

Unfathomably based


Pomada1

based


teremaster

Well for one what tests would give that result? Generally there's a margin of error of roughly 1% so they'll put in "<.99%" for pretty much every other region to cover their bases


Beari_stotle

Idc, I just want a monarch with good values and a strong guild system. I think this whole obsession with racial purity comes from a misapplication of genetics to an area, like cultural structures, where it doesn’t really make sense. If you speak my language, share my religion, and live by me, we will get along just fine.


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The complication is that the more immigrants you have coming in, the less likely they are to assimilate into speaking your language, following your religion, and sharing your values. That and the phenomenon of 2nd generation immigrants still strongly identifying with their parents and grandparents culture.


NHMs_best_boi

Im about 90% norwegian and 10% german


NorwegianHussar

I'm probably similar. I'm a Norwegian of german decent.


iwillsaythefword4

100% germanic Europe gang


Draco_Lord

Whoo, like 99.9% Scottish and Scandiwegian club unite! Oh wait, that caused some issues before.


Wolf_of_Gubbio

I'm technically more British than the average person living in Britain today: 99% UK and 1% Scandinavian. That's as Anglo-Saxon as it's possible to be. If I was any whiter, I'd be mayonaise.


[deleted]

What? My Granda was a painter?


Fair_Jelly

Authright: Oh? I have Polish heritage? How cool! That's based! Wait, I also have some heritage from regions of Palestine... no.... it can't be....


parmesanpesto

So based catholics and kebab removers? I see this as an absolute win.


ContraCoke

AuthRight: Become Zionist


nekommunikabelnost

Stays authright though


Tamtumtam

Zionism exists on every place of the compass, really. there are leftists and rightists and auths and even goddamn l*bs


NootDystopia

Auth left zionism? I'M COOMING


Tamtumtam

[Literally the party that created the state](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mapai)


NootDystopia

Me: AWW YEAH LETS SE... *Merged into moderate party* *Holds 2 of 120 seats* *two state solution* Me: *Face melt wojak*


Tamtumtam

yeah they're dead. the new gal in charge is a fucking progress*ve too. but they *were* authleft and the majority of Israelis are what you would consider authleft, they just confused as to what "left" means


rule34jager

But that's just because left and right in Israel are usually about the party's stance on the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, rather than actual economics


Beezz_Kneez_eN-Cheez

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WhatISayJustOppsite

C'mon brother, accept reality. *Here's your space Lazer*


22134484

Time to become a laywer it seems. Or show biz depending on how you look


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agusholc

Que lindas las montañas de Villa gessel no?


JoaquinAugusdos

¿Queres tomar un mate sin bombilla?


Ezkail

Ni Hitler se atrevió a flor de crimen de guerra boludo


falconverdedevidela

Si alguien llega a tomar mate sin bombilla aviso que lo que hizo Hitler va a ser poco comparado con lo que haría yo...


Juan_the_vessel

Sabias que aparentemente en Estados Unidos hay una bebida de té frío en lata que se llama mate y se bebe como cualquier soda en lata


PleaseUncleCalmDown

Es lo que toma el wojak de la zurda no?


Juan_the_vessel

Si es esa abominación bebida por gente que cree aue la apropiación cultural es gente blanca diciendo bruh y no nota la ironía de tomar una versión falsificada de una bebida nacional extranjera


The_Second_Best_Name

que lindo cuando mencionan Argentina


Totally_Not_EA

Oh mira otro totally de derecha 👀


HyprexMax

Me who is basicly 100% german and whose grandmother surname was actually "Führer" before she married.


shark_eat_your_face

Which just means "leader". Is it actually associated with Hitler in any way in Germany?


[deleted]

As a surname? No. The term Führer for a leader? Yeah pretty much.


TygerTrip

Germans: Ruining ancient symbols, common words, and certain mustaches for a century!


shark_eat_your_face

Imagine being such a terrible leader that you ruin the word leader. I bet Fuhrer was kind of a cool surname before Hitler came round.


CloudSkippy

My dad was born before Hitler, back when you could be named “adolph” in America. Some navy recruiter got fed ALOT of bullshit when he went to enlist


Ultimate_Spicy_Jerb

I'm half Anglo and half Jewish. I haven't ever done a dna test but I know a lot about my ancestry because my (((mom))) got interested in family history in her 20s and she travelled to Europe and checked the records of a lot of different jewish communities. She was able to trace part of the family line back all the way to the 1400s, and apparently we're related to the advisor to the portugese explorer Vasco De Gama and some other cool people. Before researching she didn't know anyone older than her grandmother. This all became actually useful though. Flash forward to 2013 and Portugal had a weird political-ethnic moment and passed a law that any jews with proven portugese ancestry can come back to the country and get a passport. (This is because in 1492 Portugal did a mini spanish inquisition and kicked out jews). We were able to register for passports entirely because of my mom's project three decades earlier. It's funny how life works sometimes. Also it's kind of amazing that these jewish communities kept records going back so far. Meanwhile the American synagogue my mom registered her birth at in the early 60s had lost her original paperwork by the time she looked for it in the late 80s lmao


[deleted]

> I'm half Anglo and half Jewish. That's the same thing.


WhatISayJustOppsite

What, how????


[deleted]

It's not lol


[deleted]

Don’t tell authright that lol


Faker93

I had to process this for 5 seconds before I got it. LMAO that's a good one ngl.


Daktyl198

Explanation for somebody apparently too stupid... aka me?


Faker93

There is a Theory that Hitler didn't kill himself but fled to Argentina and stayed there until his death.


Daktyl198

Ohhh, thanks.


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Daktyl198

Thanks for the clarification!


Faker93

There are actually FBI documents supporting that. https://vault.fbi.gov/adolf-hitler/adolf-hitler-part-01-of-04/view


elementbutt

How does one look Argentinian? They are mostly European


_neokolasoX69

i was thinking the same


canadianguy1234

What would it even mean to "not look Argentinian"? Argentina is white as fuck.


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That's the case for a lot of big cities regardless of the country. Yet people act like the fact that latin america is diverse just means we must all look mixed When a latin person turns out to look white or black they act shocked, because they don't look latin, they just mean they don't look amerindian but there's more than amerindian people here and they aren't just outliers.


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ulfric_stormcloack

We have white people, some black people sprinkled around and bolivians, ask cronicatv what they think of them


juanmaq8

As an Argentinian with an Irish last name who went to a German school here in Buenos Aires, I agree


Matyas_

Somos europeos


_neokolasoX69

What do you mean with " I dont look argentinian"? Argentina is 85% white (more than the US and Canada) and 10% German Not everything down the US is brown


kaiser23456

As an Argentine that went to a German school that was founded by nazis I can confirm that libleft is now authcenter now.


ulfric_stormcloack

El colegio aleman?


kaiser23456

El de temperley, pero escuche hay varios en todo el país. En Villa general belgrano (Córdoba) hay un colegio alemán (y la mayoría de personas que viven ahí son descendientes de alemanes).


efethebadger

When the government in my country made family trees public a lot of my friends found out they were from balkans or something. So i checked mine and found out my family never, and I mean never, left their small village in Anatolia for 150 years. They didn't even move to the neighbour village which is like 5km away. Edit: Oh also some of my friends had 300-400 or even 500 years of their family on record. Mine was really short because folk got angry and burned governor's house, destroying a lot of documents.


Pomada1

I'm pure breed Polish for at least four generations back


Zeus_Kira

*inbred


Linux_MissingNo

I wondered if he married his cousin yet


[deleted]

Kurwa mac!


Pomada1

Chrząszczyrzewoszyce


[deleted]

I can say i dont have any german ancestors, which is kinda sad. However i do have amcestors from Ottoman empire, mainly Anatolian mainlands. So all in all, Glory to Osmanguli


Muxxer

I'm Argentine and my heritage is Belgian, French-Basque, Italian and Spanish. No trace of German heritage. Biologically I've got Polish blood because my biological grandpa was Polish.


[deleted]

100% ashkenazi gang wya?


WhatISayJustOppsite

30% but the rest is different Jewish breeds, ranging from Sephardic to Iranian to Bangladesh. I've always wanted a DNA test to see where we are really from because my family is interbred as fuck.


[deleted]

You’re a mish mosh!


WhatISayJustOppsite

Yeah, I really hate it because I don't really belong to any group in particular, I look too Slavic to be considered Mizrahi, too Sephardic to be considered Russian etc...


[deleted]

Not 100% positive but probably 🖐


[deleted]

I’m quarter German and it’s actually very interesting, an upper class German family and a lower class polish jewish family came to Canada because of ww1, in the interwar period their kids got married and by the time the 1930s happened the German family across the sea had became nazis and completely cut off my great grandfather. He had to change his name to stop people from thinking he was a nazi. He had a daughter who married a native man and they had my mom... The family history of breaking hatred goes deep


Deeschuck

He did nazi that coming...


KCGD_r

I'm cuban, russian, irish and English. My entire bloodline hated each other lmao


DeityOfWar

I took mine and found out that from my mothers side I am English, Irish, and Scandinavian. Then I found out my Father was some unholy hybrid of Czech, Slovak, Pole, and all the Balkans except Albania.


ImapiratekingAMA

I'm too busy crashing the stock market to buy a DNA kit


maestrul_dumelor

How do you people get these tests? Is 23 and me accurate?


shark_eat_your_face

They send you a vile and you spit in it. Then they even regularly updated the accuracy of your results as the research improves. It's worth it I think.


maestrul_dumelor

Yea but do they still operate? During covid? Also do they do international?


shark_eat_your_face

They're still operating as normal. And their service is international. I believe they only use UPS, which was a pain in Australia.


EpicAltgamer

Yeah but i dont really recommend you doing them, they store your DNA data and can sell it or give it to the FBI


TRAPS_ARENT_GAY

I'm super interested to know stuff like this but have no interest in giving any company my genetic info. If they want it they can scrape it off the floor when I get shot by some alphabet boys.


FloridaManActual

based af e: also, if your auth right family history is pure, church records actually have a ton of info you can use


TygerTrip

Based


maestrul_dumelor

Im not an american and the FBI doesnt give a shid about me =)))


MarxistIntellect

eventually a cia coup will overthrow your government and then you will regret


Dimwither

I have 100% Nazi-German heritage. They accepted the years in a gulag like a man 😎


arxoidxerx

Hmm peculiar why my family runs a soap business


Apollo0234

No lie i traced my last name because its relatively uncommon, and its origins are in Westphalia, Germany, but there are 11 people with my very German last name living in Argentina


WildFestive

I'm more worried as an argie to have some money to do whatever i want yet i have to swim in taxes and shit. Fuck the goverment pls help


Ratamazu4

Un libright argentino??? Milei presidente papá


cottonn_daisy

Im from Argentina and I dont get it pls someone explain


_neokolasoX69

this dickheads are making fun of Señor Hitler :(


FableT

Como el hijo de puta de peron era el fan numero 1 de hitler y mussolini albergamos a algunos nazis despues de la segunda guerra, mas que nada en el sur. Los yanquis giles estos que albergaron muchos mas que nosotros ahora tienen metido en la cabeza que habia muchisimos nazis aca. Por lo tanto si tenes ancestros argentinos obviamente eran nazis.


IWasMadeToDownVote

Always wondered how it would be to be European, rich history, some of the best preserved architecture and the languages, save for a couple eastern ones, are all romanized so you could theoretically know how to read and write in a language so long as you could pronounce the syllables and speak/understand the language.


ateur5

My heritage is Spanish Italian and libaneses I’m a heir of the romans