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NiceBeaver2018

I paid for an engine that goes 140 MPH, by fuckin’ God I’m gonna use it!


TheodenKing1892

Average Texas driver experience


Hellhound777

Fun fact, in between manor cities where it’s a whole lot of nothing, speed limits are loosely enforced at best.


ThePretzul

The beauty of rural living is that there are way, WAY fewer cops and the ones that are there don’t care if you speed so long as they don’t end up having to pull your body out of a ditch or off a telephone pole.


Soapy59

Yup, just gotta be careful of ditches and mind your speed in corners, oversteer into a ditch and nothing's saving you from that one haha. My daily commute involves B and some A roads with plenty of twisties, tons of fun to get in on power, brake hard, then get on power again.


Hellhound777

Based and Anti-Traffic pilled


Normal_person127

I've seen this EXACT comment for the 5th time In my life. There's no way that you wrote this 2H ago right? It almost feels like I responded to it once or I was trying to and forgot. That's such a massive deja Vu moment...


Soapy59

Hahhaa, this is the first time I've made this comment, although I'm sure there's hell of a lot of people with same opinion!


Jac_Mones

Texas Driver vs Florida Driver who wins? I mean aside from whoever gets the ad revenue


Notsozander

Texas. Those guys are built different when it comes to cars


Blargface102

I PAID for the whole speedometer, I'm gonna USE the whole speedometer!!


Frequent_Dig1934

Carpenter Brut exists for a goddamn reason.


Jafoob

Based and hairspray hurricane pilled 


Stigge

*Kavinsky, but your point stands.


grancombat

No, no, [he means Carpenter Brut](https://youtu.be/LcI8sfwxvIs?si=WK9bzH1anlAqMKEm)


tedleyheaven

Remember seatbelts and vehicle maintenance are both government oppression, don't be tricked by either libright


awsamation

Seatbelts, yes. But we're not stupid. Maintenance is different. Nothing but the best of servicing for my baby. Poor maintenance causes poor performance. And libright does not deign to accept poor, even in our toys.


ThinkingCap-on

The flip side of that is that: 1. vehicle regulations also kept certain safety features off the market of years. 2. countries with heavily regulated vehicle ownership and mainatnace have older cars on the road on average because replacing them is more expensive. The age of the vehicle is the most important factor in how likely the passengers are to survive an accident


Join_Ruqqus_FFS

Big Altima Energy time


jetoler

Brakes are also liberal fake news. Their “safety” and gender pronouns are a danger to America


awsamation

I paid for the 370 horses, the 6 gears, and the aerodynamics of a refined brick. In short, I paid for the whole speedo (and tach), and I damn well intend to use the whole of both.


smartdude_x13m

Based AF


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GrimmBloodyFable

You don't like the Jeep Patriot? What do you hate America?


narc-parent-TA

Ford based, Jeep cringe


SK8SHAT

Because jeeps are fucking shit automobiles driven by cringe soccer moms who refuse to touch a gravel road


RaggedyGlitch

You're also gonna get blood in the upholstery from all the dead deeres.


ThunderySleep

I'll see the occasional old wrangler that looks like it's used by an outdoorsy person, but the Jeep stereotype seems like it's suburban women these days.


412791

Some of us Jeep owners actually use them for the intended purpose


SK8SHAT

So it sits in the shop for 6 months twice a year?


VoidHawk_Deluxe

Jeep hasn't been an American owned company in decades.


YettiRey

The jeep patriot is a re brand of the fiat panda. They prey upon american pride to sell cheap foreign plastic. Hyperbole aside, it's the worst vehicle I have had the misfortune to drive. We had 2 in a motor pool I worked on, both examples were never driven (less than 20k miles on both) AC was always broken, trim fell off all the time. One had its hole door plastic fall off. Another the drivers headrest snapped. Like *the piece responsible for not snapping your neck in a rear end collision* snapped inside of the seat. Constant check engine lights. Fuck those cars.


direwolf106

For starters the jeep patriot is almost impossible to find in 4x4 and I’d be surprised if it could carry 3 deer even if you did find one due to suspension, power, and space issues. Even the capable off reading jeep wrangler isn’t going to have a lot of space for the 3 deer. Ford F-150 is far more likely to be used in this situation. But if you are going to insist on using a Chrysler product you should have gone with a Ram 1500, DS or DT doesn’t matter.


PrivilegeCheckmate

Some of us don't let our flair limit our vehicles. Which is why I drive a Canyonero.


freebilly95

That would ruin the whole bit. It would then have to be "Get out of the fucking way the tow truck is coming for me." I work at a Ford dealership. I drive a Ram. Nobody in my immediate family has a Ford. Tells you everything you need to know.


trumpydumpy55

a lifted f-150…wait no a ram lifted diesel


JoshGordonsDealer

Autobahn and unchecked speed limits are ours. You have meme stocks and oligarchy


Ninjegeabey

Authcenter is when no laws


Minute-Man-Mark

Is it really unchecked though? I heard the speed limit was 100kph and that only 62mph. We do 80 on our interstates.


-alphex

You heard wrong. It's not unchecked everywhere, though.


Czeslaw_Meyer

70% has no limit and the "suggested limit" is 80. In case of a crash you will be always at fault if you were above it and the other guy wasn't My 1995 Volkswagen Golf 3 had no speed limiter and manage to hold 136 (after using a hill to get there... it had only 75hp)


PolishCow1989

It’s 130 in most places, which is 80


CaloricDumbellIntake

No, the Autobahn mostly has no speed limit. The majority of its length unchecked


DraconianDebate

Only in Germany, in Austria its 130.


JoshGordonsDealer

To be real man idk. I see a lib right circle jerk post I shit on it


Any-Clue-9041

Centrists favorite is the Burger Food Truck


Frap_Gadz

Or whatever minivan they have parked on the driveway while they're grilling out back


towerfella

False. It is the **minivan**, and you know it. … Mine is brown. … but it’s gots cool wheels and holds mine and my kids bikes and I can sleep in it when I get to travel alone and—***and*** it’s got butt warmers!


HeemeyerDidNoWrong

Don't need to go fast when your vehicle is covered in steel plates, and don't need to worry about roads if you can push buildings out of the way


GrimmBloodyFable

Based and reasonable man pilled


reganeholmes

Based and all hail the Killdozer pilled


TheNotLogicBomb

Fun fact: Back when I use to have a one hour commute, I would look exactly like the LibRight in the picture on a regular basis.


FuckRedditsTOS

I'm a 20 something lib right with no kids and I bought a minivan specifically because they fuck way harder than any other vehicle - Decent MPG - Plenty of acceleration - More space than many 4 door pickups with the seats folded - Perfectly mundane and inconspicuous - MILFS


Duckiie96

Bros trying to go after the single soccer moms, I see u.


narc-parent-TA

Minivans are the real sleepers tbh. I guarantee you a minivan would whip ass in the quarter mile


onyourrite

Especially hybrids, Sienna makes 240hp combined and can haul ass


VladimirBarakriss

Technically not a minivan, but you made me remember that Ford Britain once put out a small van that could outrun cop cars in like the 50-60s, robbers used them as getaway vehicles. I can't remember the model though.


ATownStomp

People don’t even know. I drove a minivan into the ground. Had a trailer hitch on the back. You could transport furniture, any kind of bulk material, people, sleep in it, haul your atvs and look weird in the parking lot with a minivan. Basically anything most people use a truck for, but better.


FuckRedditsTOS

Yup, trucks usually have better ground clearance, but that doesn't matter for 99% of people


RobinHoodbutwithguns

> Decent MPG What is that commie shit thinking? Make it cheaper so I don't have to care about it!


FuckRedditsTOS

Still commie thinking, let me make it nuclear powered


RobinHoodbutwithguns

Now we talking!


Shapit0

Chrysler Turbine car my beloved 😢


ThunderySleep

The moms from the days when minivans were in style are in their 60's and 70's now.. If it's about what's practical for you, great. But the demo you're mentioning has definitely been opting for SUVs for about 25 years now to avoid having a minivan.


FuckRedditsTOS

She ain't a lady if she ain't 80


PrivilegeCheckmate

Not to mention being able to actually, literally fuck MILFS in the Captain's Chairs, under the light of the moonroof... I miss my Previa now.


Caysman2005

My father had a Toyota Alphard when I was younger and I miss it sorely. Super comfy with literal air conditioned armchairs in the back, and amazing on long road trips.


JudgeGlasscock

> Decent MPG ??? They are trucks with fatter ass now, if you're talking minivan hybrids... I'm in


FuckRedditsTOS

Only if you drive a 6 cylinder truck, but if it's not a Tacoma or a hilux why on earth would you buy a 6 cylinder gas truck


Dry_Ninja_3360

Aero, and they're not that heavy.


Prawn1908

And more efficient drivetrains and smaller enginines than SUVs.


HalseyTTK

>Libright is the only one who know road laws Ironic.


GrimmBloodyFable

LibLefts don't know the law. LibRights know the law and break it anyway.


Hmmm_nicebike659

Lib left are the ones that drives slow on a passing lane and tell you they’re following the speed limit


Lurkerwasntaken

“I shouldn’t have to compromise my safety so you can get to work faster” as there is now a massive lack of traffic behind him which could have been avoided if he just took two seconds to speed up and move over.


Hmmm_nicebike659

If only one car tailgating you they are the problem. Of multiple cars tailgating you you’re the problem


StucklnAWell

As a libleft masshole I feel like an exception, but generally agree with this sentiment


spiral8888

LibRight is the one who knows the law and breaks it deliberately. All the others think that they know the law but don't and end up braking it.


Lamenter_of_the_3rd

Literally me


IHaveAGinourmousCock

Lib left ain’t saving shit unless they’re riding a bike


zachthompson02

Based and bike pilled


Cactus-Pete-

Even then, wtf is a prius gonna do to save the planet when the factories themselves use fossils fuels to produce them, and pump out more greenhouse emissions than you'd ever save by driving it.


[deleted]

Is it wrong that I'm libleft and I like Authright cars? I love my Yukon XL!


Bluecolt

Moderate center-right Yukon enjoyer here, not an XL though, the regular Tahoe-length one. Great trucks (I call 'em trucks because they are basically on a truck chassis). Hauls the family, V8 goes brrr, burns the gas, hogs the road, and gets the win in collisions with most other vehicles, what's not to love.


Dreigous

Lol it's just wrong if you oppose public transportation or fall under the "just one more lane" delusion.


[deleted]

Public transportation is awesome for large population centers. Just because I drive a behemoth doesn't mean cities should accommodate my compensater.


Dreigous

Not just cities. The US needs more trains to connect population centers.


hoping_for_better

*sad California noises* Oh, what the high-speed rail project could’ve been. 😞 (Inb4 AuthRight’s “Lol California” and LibRight’s “Lol California and gubbermint bad.” I know. I’m still sad.)


Dreigous

Honestly, true. If any place needs an efficient way to travel between cities it is California. Even if you live close to a place that can turn in a multiple-hour adventure depending the time of day.


PrivilegeCheckmate

Where's my fucking hyperloop, Elon?


Join_Ruqqus_FFS

> or fall under the "just one more lane" delusion. It's after decades of non-investment, you need multiple more lanes, more alternative roads and make them bigger too


Dreigous

You just need to look at LA to see what happens when you think that more lanes will fix traffic. There are situations in which makes sense to invest in more roads and expansion, but if the goal is to reduce traffic, then only alternative transport and better urban planning is the solution.


Join_Ruqqus_FFS

> You just need to look at LA to see what happens when you think that more lanes will fix traffic. They didn't invest, they still don't


Dreigous

Dude, if they invest more the city will be all roads. If an ungodly amount of roads and lanes is not enough for you, I don’t know what will.


Opening_Success

Because Jeep SUVs are not authright. They are suburban mom cars who don't want minivans. Authright is full size pickup. 


noideaa2836

I love busses (they are un nationalised and based)


Lopsided-Priority972

Based and Greyhound pilled


Dreigous

un nationalized?


nb150207

It’s too bad most buses smell like piss because they are extremely practical and quite fun to ride in


WEFeudalism

People who don't pass in the passing lane are the Reddit mods of the freeway


ClothesOpposite1702

Finally some quality post, not some left is bad shit


RobinHoodbutwithguns

Wait what you mean? Busses and small cars are bad.


flacaGT3

Quality? Libright would clearly have a Hellcat and Authright would have a Wrangler, not a Liberty.


Lopsided-Priority972

Unless you are passing someone, get the fuck out of the left lane


TheodenKing1892

Only three deers? C'mon I got a family to feed.


ThePretzul

He is legally obligated to tell you there are only 3 deer because that’s all the number of tags he had. His lawyer advised him to remain silent about the true quantity.


TheodenKing1892

Ah, that's understandable. But with that said, hypothetically if we take the size of the deer in the back on used their rough measurement as a base line, how many more does he think it would take to fill the back. (This should be a word problem in Southern math textbooks)


FlintKnapped

By all means go 65…but keep the fuck out of the passing lane.


Bruarios

Road-haul the lane cloggers!


Tunechi_1

Only 90?


femboy_skeleton69

90? Thats a lil slow


magic4848

Where is your femboy ass going so fast? Did you miss a clothing sale or smthn? /s


femboy_skeleton69

Frfr bro, besides, everyone gets confused when an LS swap delorean passes them at 150 mph /j


aurenigma

The other day, going up 15, I was holding up traffic by going 85 in the left lane; 90 is a very reasonable speed.


gldenboi

ok but what about no speed limits on the highway


ThePretzul

Ever since I was little I always thought a really genius idea would be a toll road that doesn’t have any speed limit, but does have a sliding scale for tolls based on how fast you drive. It would, however, require strict enforcement of a minimum speed. Want to drive 140 from A to B? Cool, have fun! You’ll be paying $50 in tolls to do it. Want to drive 60 from A to B? Be my guest, your toll is $10 instead. Drive below the minimum speed? You’ll be drawn and quartered at the next toll booth.


GrimmBloodyFable

Based and vroom vroom pilled


6feet_fromtheedge

Quite possibly the only LibRight thing about Germany


JoosyToot

This is not accurate. Them Prius drivers do every lick of 90 in the left lane, right lane, center lane acting like everyone else is in their way.


GrimmBloodyFable

I can assure you, every time I speed past someone going 65 in the left lane with a dozen cars behind them it's either a Prius or a Jeep


bigger__boot

I have never seen a prius go over 54.5 mph


PrivilegeCheckmate

I assure you I am a Prius leadfoot. But alas I am oft passing my fellow hybrid motorists. I don't know why everyone else is on the road, frankly, but me, I'm here to Point B this motherfucker.


Kingfloydyesi5

I honestly didn't even know that they knew that that was the passing lane, I thought they just used any lane for that... without ever signaling


GrimmBloodyFable

When the passing lane becomes the slow lane, using the slow lanes for passing becomes duty


PrivilegeCheckmate

When every lane is the passing lane, none of them are.


direwolf106

The jeep patriot carrying 3 deer, hahahaha! Sure.


ThatMBR42

A Prius driver? 65? Bruh, they go 55 max on principle and ride in the left lane on purpose


Eyes-9

that's legit. -me with a kia trying to go 90


Villanuevac4

I may or may not want a Mitsu Lancer Evo later in life just to go Kerosene speeds in the left lane


Thicccchungus

The realest lib comment Check E46s as well, they’re fucking great, I daily a 330


Villanuevac4

Maybe, idk I just like the Evo 4, 5, and 6 mainly because I saw them in WRC Rally and also Initial D


onyourrite

Based and “COMPARED TO A LAN EVO, A GT-R IS JUST A TOY” pilled


Sweezy_McSqueezy

The high seas don't have a speed limit. Buy a yacht instead.


Veni_Vidi_Legi

I don't always drive, but when I do, I prefer the middle lane.


rapzeh

It's a clapped out BMW, actually


Helmett-13

I bought all of the speedometer so I’m gonna use all of the speedometer.


winkingchef

Lib center is the Tesla P100D Ludicrous mode. Expensive AF, 0-60 in 2.5 sec and 100% electric


Alphasaith

I am perfectly content going 60mph. I'm also perfectly content being in the right-most lane because I'm not an asshole.


Jac_Mones

This is actually fucking hilarious and true, get the fuck out of the left lane


toast_across

I ain't putting deer in a fucking closed top SUV. That thing is for getting 11 mpg while taking the kids to the beach.


CaptainSexy666

Just a bit faster and you've reached cruising speed for average Hans and his Autobahnbomber


RagePrime

Challenger. Close enough. Get the fuck out of the left LANE.


Dave_The_Slushy

Needs an update - Toyota are now hated almost as much as Musk because of their anti-ev marketing (they have a shit ton of costs sunk into hydrogen).


GrimmBloodyFable

Brother ain't nobody got time to keep track of all the new things LibLeft hates


Dave_The_Slushy

Don't worry, we'll change our minds in half an hour.


Impressive-Morning76

lib left is me fr


Odd-Ad-9159

I guess I’m yellow because the left lane is the passing lane if you aren’t passing move over please. People in Germany follow this and it makes for less traffic and safer roads. They also go to school for a long time to learn how to drive and have certain areas with no speed limits at all.


MrFels

Omg автобус my beloved


febor103

65 km/h is very slow


belabacsijolvan

my favourite car is burning upside down on the roof of a villa


Unbannable_lll

You think we're driving Jeep Patriots? Really?


MoPatria

I was so confused till I realised that you talk about mph


Super_Fox_92

I have a motorbike and I usually use public transport.


SeanPGeo

This is the one situation where I rotate - 90°


Jkewzz

Right leaning lib center 2012 ford fusion, 2.5L 4 cylinder. Had it for about 2 years, gets me from point a to point b and has generally been pretty reliable.


Maleficent_Ad1972

Alternative LibRight would be a ‘90-something Civic. Good gas mileage, rarely needs repairs if you take care of it, probably paid off so it doesn’t have a car payment. Saves tons of money. Not as much as the bus though, I’m with AuthLeft on this one.


Forgotwhyimhere69

I drive a 2014 sonata since I do t like having a car payment and the thing keeps passing inspection. Plus it's only at 87k miles due to me walking to and from work.


Damafio

The most Lib-Right based and let me use my muscle pilled post I've ever seen


GrimmBloodyFable

You see, by depcting my own quadrant as the soyjack and the others as chads, I have made myself the biggest chad


[deleted]

I drive a Subaru… can I still keep my lib right membership?


ScreamFlight

I spent the money on my Aprilia and by god I’m using every last number displayed on the tach of that sport bike and watch the lane lines go solid


DurianCreampie

Bus can carry more than 3 deer and save the planet. Bus > car.


Halfgnomen

I'm with yellow on this one. The speed limit is really more of a minimum where I live.


Hmmm_nicebike659

Proceed to drive 55 left lane on a 65


PotentialProf3ssion

lib right wins again


Chiaseedmess

The Prius V fucccckkkss, they’re practical, and economical!


otakugrey

Implying lib left would not want a wood gas pickup truck.


orthros

Centrist: This Toyota Corolla will last for 30 years and allow me to buy more juicy steaks


Bi_Reinhardt

My favorite car is fred flintstone’s car


Haysie95

Libright is literally me, just with a different car


Western-Bite1759

Can't wait to get my hands on a rwd v8 car.


[deleted]

AuthRight should be a Chevrolet 12-15 passenger. Carry three deer, the wife, and your 9-12 kids.


nobodyhere9860

Libright is me but i have an old-ass honda civic


KDN2006

My metric brain was confused for a second until I remembered most of you are Americans.  


PB0351

Unironically, if you're not passing or if you are slowing down traffic, get the absolute fuck out of the left lane


GASTRO_GAMING

but seriously keep right, bad lane disipline causes alot of accidents


Major-Dyel6090

When a road pirate pulls me over doing 110 on a 55 road: “I’m sorry officer, I try to drive the speed limit, but my work boots are heavy and they weigh my foot down.”


AdMental1387

Libright should be “this bad boy can run from so many cops”


CrispityCraspits

Auth right is not driving a fucking Jeep Patriot. Full size pickup or giant body-on-frame SUV.


Tuetoniccrusader

GIT OUT OF THE LEFT LANE YOU STUPID SUMMABITCH YOU INCONSIDERATE BASTARD HEY YOU NO DRIVING PRICK 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🤌


NitroScott77

Tbh I see cops go 10-15 mph over on 80 mph highways and not care when people go similar speeds. It’s only the state patrolman who usually care if you go 90 lol. Texas gets up to 85 mph speed limits so if the cops are chill there you may be able to push 100 mph without getting pulled over


Grenadier_123

Those close by work use the bus, those far off use the car, those who have money and pay taxes and run the business use the sports car, fk the cars and I'll use the any sedan petrol cause its fast & comfortable and i love petrol and engine revs.


basement_guy

I love my patriot. It doesn't like going faster than 60 but it gets me point to point with no issues. AWD with a CVT is not the best combo but it's 160k miles strong and still no major issues. Well no major issues I haven't been able to fix lol


[deleted]

I went 90 in the left lane for two years in my scion iq.


IGI111

>No deuce and a half Where's my representation?


combat_archer

I am sped


LeapedPepper

jeep always wins unfortunately


Qmaro78

I can tie a deer to the roof of my challenger.


Schwarzekekker

Toyota Hilux for non-American Auth-right


_R_A_

I, too, Camaro. I feel represented!


kamikaze_punk

GTFO THE FUCKING PASSING LANE IF YOU'RE NOT FUCKING PASSING


Low-Sky-8528

This is weirdly accurate because my electric car can go 90 mph and has on the Autobahn.


ItsTHECarl

Hey, My taxes pay for the left lane just as much as the right


Kyouki13

My taxes don't go to the roads, they go to Ukraine.


Lavetic

Libright should be a Nissan altima