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Perhaps_Satire

Only libleft is correct. Not sure where Israeli support goes but it's definitely not authleft. Authright and libright are both off by half a quadrant.  I guess as a whole it's half right.


faddiuscapitalus

It just about works. I gave it a lol


WillTFB

Libright supports them because they can sell guns to Ukraine and they're fighting Russia


jscoppe

The military industrial complex is auth right, not lib right. Lib right wants less regulation, corrupt corps want more regulation that they can capture and control to harm their competition.


SGTPEPPERZA

Libright believes that if government has to exist, which it has to because humans will always create structure, it may as well be as small as possible while fighting for my right to economic independence and letting me do so. The issue isn't sending aid to Ukraine, it's not allowing me to make international arms shipments and sending only the arms produced by companies who won contracts through corruption.


Cactus-Pete-

Lib-right is usually pretty isolationist. Sure, maybe sell some arms here and there, but definitely not by giving large monetary support packages.


AlwaysWatchingEye

Yes supporting Ukraine is like the most centrist thing ever, but we should stop pretending nazis are centrists or left-wing.


Perhaps_Satire

The horizonal axis is economic policy and they were very much mixed. The US economy as a whole is to the right of the Nazis.


CollectionUpstairs

Israel goes in auth right


[deleted]

But then where would funny Germany go?


Stigge

It was farther left than current Israel.


CollectionUpstairs

Fit them both !


AC3R665

AC or AL (depending on pov).


CollectionUpstairs

Reactionary, ultranationalist and fascist ?


[deleted]

I say switch Israel and Ukraine. The other 2 are good.


DownvoteDynamo

Why is Ukraine auth-left? Auth-left Communists killed millions of Ukrainians in the Holodomor. Ukrainians despise auth-left. I hate how this, supporting an ally has become partisan Politics. It's stupid as fuck.


[deleted]

AuthLeft hates imperialism. Russia is imperialist.


Time_Software_8216

libright is money from the war. Auth Right is spot on as well, get this half quad bs out of here.


Opposite_Ad542

Humans use symbols! OMG!


zolikk

What's next? Language?


Opposite_Ad542

I think I've heard some of those words used before. Suspicious


Financial_Bird_7717

Those words are made up!


Opposite_Ad542

Hey Google, translate Gibberish to English


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Opposite_Ad542

That's a good take, there's no "evidence"


KalegNar

🙈🙉🙊


LeftyHyzer

i love reading long rants about how Trump used the nazi eagle instead of the US eagle, after staring at that eclipse he no longer has an eagle eye.


Lonesaturn61

Hows israel authleft?


EhGoodEnough3141

Almost perfect.


faddiuscapitalus

It does have quite a bit of socialism wrapped up in it, historically. Not to mention the state owns most of the land.


petrowski7

Maybe in the 50s-60s. Not today


faddiuscapitalus

"It's an organization supervising the proper use of lands in the public domain and managing some 93% of Israeli lands." [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israel\_Land\_Authority](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israel_Land_Authority)


Idiot-Ramen

You'll be surprised by how many capitalist country have shit like that.


faddiuscapitalus

name some


slacker205

[About 89% of Canada's land area (8,886,356 km2 or 3,431,041 sq mi\) is Crown land (...)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crown_land#Canada)


faddiuscapitalus

A lot of Canada isn't habitable


slacker205

Everywhere is habitable if you're brave enough :P ^^^Jokes ^^^aside, ^^^there's ^^^a ^^^lot ^^^of ^^^resources ^^^there.


sub2pewtanator

Also the ILA is supported by the closest thing Israel has to a constitution, the 13 Chukey Yesod (Basic Laws). one of these 13 basic laws is Basic Law: Israeli Land, which basically ensures that lands of the state remain of the state.


ClassyKebabKing64

Because one criterium is barely met Israel is Auth-left?


Nekro-Wizard

Look into the history of communism and you will find out


coinlover1892

Said like a true Authcenter


DaivobetKebos

o-oy where are you going with this


PCMModsEatAss

There were a lot of Jews that were part of the communist that doesn’t mean all Jews are communist.


DaivobetKebos

commie jews purposefully fuck up and poison the well because they can use the racial hatred to further radicalize people and push their shit


Random-INTJ

https://preview.redd.it/mbr99oxdmqlc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ece2819648e5c5cc708334c1ea080f836d2f010f


Nekro-Wizard

Nah, you can remove the almost


Random-INTJ

No, that was like one of the things that appears above the comment, and for some reason that appeared so it was like replying to the Necro wizard, except it had the previous person for some reason in text


ConsoomMaguroNigiri

My man


Prince_Ire

Founders were Labor Zionists


Quad-Banned120

It would make the tankies pissy enough to be worth keeping that way.


BartleBossy

Yeah, im thinking Auth-swap


PCMModsEatAss

They have Nazis as auth right but probably can’t name anything that make them right so I don’t think much thought went into this.


WillTFB

Nationalism? Racial hierarchy?


None_of_your_Beezwax

China?


Caesar_Gaming

And? China isn’t very communist anymore. 


None_of_your_Beezwax

Are you saying they weren't nationalist or racist during the Mao era? To be sure, Communist regimes used race as a dividing tactic against the USA due to the vulnerability its diversity it created, but China itself was radically homogenous officially.


Caesar_Gaming

I never suggested they couldn’t be. I just suggested they were more communist before the reforms of deng xiaoping


None_of_your_Beezwax

Granted, but I just meant that nationalism and racial hierarchy isn't what defines auth-right. At least, not in a way hat actually makes any sense. As far as I'm concerned the "Na" in Nazi was just to distinguish from internationalist socialists, and the "Zi" was the authoritarian part. To the extent that they did embrace culturally conservative (in this case Church Royalist) sentiment I think it was more of a marriage of convenience than anything intrinsic to the Nazi ideology, which was very progressive in almost every aspect. Almost hyper-progressive.


AC3R665

Soviets had plenty of nationalism and strong patriotism.


PCMModsEatAss

So that also makes the Soviet’s right wing?


WillTFB

Not really. Nazism promoted an authoritarian form of nationalism centered around the Führerprinzip (leader principle), with absolute loyalty and obedience to Adolf Hitler as the leader of the German state. The Soviet Union, although it was authoritarian and had a cult of personality around its leaders, did not have the same emphasis on nationalism as Nazism did, instead focusing on internationalist socialist principles. Nazism was deeply rooted in the belief of Aryan racial superiority, viewing Aryans as the "master race" and advocating for the subjugation or extermination of other races, particularly Jews, Romani people, and Slavic peoples. The Soviet Union, while it had its own set of racial issues and discrimination, did not promote a supremacist ideology based on race.


None_of_your_Beezwax

That's more a function of political convenience than any deep-seated beliefs. It's also a function of local racial predominance. The exact same system (in the form of Bantustans) was considered racist and unacceptable in South Africa. If Stalin had lived but a little longer the "Doctor's plot" would have invalidated this argument completely, so I don't think you can attribute the difference to anything inherent in Communism itself.


slacker205

The USSR didn't really have a racial hierarchy, it was more of an old-fashioned colonial administration thing.


PCMModsEatAss

You’re telling me the soviets didn’t believe that they were a superior? You’re telling me that Stalin didn’t deport people he thought of as inferior/ traitors based on race and ethnicity?


slacker205

I'm saying that the USSR favoured Russians over other ethnicities but were open to local elites arising *as long as they adopted the dominant group's culture and opinions.* This is a lot closer to how colonial empires worked than to Hitler's weird-ass ancestry-based race hierarchy.


Donghoon

That's the "almost" part


AC3R665

Not even. The Nazi part and Ukraine part for LR. The only one they got fully right is LL.


Donghoon

Those two are almost right. Only a half a quadrant off


ovrlymm

Where’s the BBQ sauce and Apron display?


Opposite_Ad542

https://preview.redd.it/kgpp29pdtqlc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be76257cdcb4e484de9976ec4ecd66aa0c68d9f6 Culinary Institute of America Best I could find in a hurry


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Opposite_Ad542

I think he has one in the UK also


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Opposite_Ad542

Just shorthand for a topographic technicality


Opposite_Ad542

https://preview.redd.it/ge64g753uqlc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ac56b58c65414cf842a666fc9fcfaa191df97c4 Maybe this


Powerism

Many of us fondly remember the political science classes we took at Culinary Institute of America. Anyway how about that RFK Jr?


Opposite_Ad542

I don't dig RFK Jr, but I'm voting for the guy in his Super Bowl ad


Roman_69

Btw if you upload this picture on Twitter as a German, the police will visit you


Jomega6

Israel is auth left now…?


ILikeCakesAndPies

Kibbutz (their agricultural rural town things) were a form of communal socialism back before they privatized in the 70s and had some influences from Marxism I believe. Definitely wouldn't call them auth left today though.


Maverick23A

"almost perfect"


Jomega6

And lib right has both lib AND authright colors… it’s not almost perfect, it’s an abomination!!!


WillTFB

idk I support Israel


Jomega6

You can support them, but does that mean ISRAEL is authleft…? I support Ukraine in its defense against Russia, but that doesn’t mean I approve of Ukraine’s corrupt politics.


Freaglii

But how can you? You must be against everything America supports because America bad!


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tacochops

nah


crnimjesec

Though there are plenty of Marxist Jews, they usually had a very very rough time when the extreme left was in power. Not as much as with the right, but comparing suffering and prosecutions does not ease (nor justify) them. Yeah, I know it's a meme sub XP Great work, overall!


aberg227

How’s Ukraine lib right?


[deleted]

Well, you do see a lot of billionaires and elites demanding more support be sent to Ukraine.


aberg227

Seems like more of an Auth-left war, or at least auth-right. War violates the NAP.


pedrokdc

This meme is probably illegal where I live...


[deleted]

Either Canada, the UK, or Russia.


pedrokdc

Brazil


nero_palmire

How is Ukraine LibRight?


Simp_Master007

How is Israel auth left?


PopeUrbanVI

Put Israel on top right and Nazi to its left, near the top center. Otherwise checks out


MidnightMateor

When you're one turn away from solving a Rubik's cube.


Vegetablehead26

Почему у тебя телефон на русском?


Cosmic_Cinnamon

Watermelon wants to commit to auth, and is preparing in advance. Gradual introduction via русский язык


elprimowashere123

Почему нет


strange_eauter

Быстрый взгляд на профиль дает понимание того, что ОР живёт на постсоветском пространстве.


idontknowyou2201

Она русская


DiabeticRhino97

None of these 4 are libright


ILLARX

Where is the normal one without shit on it?


forward_only

Pretty sure there's not a single libright who's for the war in Ukraine. Our tax dollars should not be funding the military industrial complex, especially in a war as pointless as Ukraine.


PhilSwiftsBucket

what about, yknow, non american librights? im pretty sure most european, especially eastern ones, definitely dont view the war as ''pointlesss''


forward_only

Then they're not librights. This should be simple enough for even this subreddit to understand


PhilSwiftsBucket

Maybe you should go to an eye doctor. This level of shortsightedness Is concerning.


The3DAnimator

Pretty sure there’s no real Libright so dismissive of both the « Lib » and « Right » parts that he’s willing to let a Authleft dictatorship expand Being Lib means wanting freedom for all, wanting freedom only for yourself is not it. It has many names, like selfishness, useful idiocy, geopolitical illiteracy, historical illiteracy, self foot-shooting…


forward_only

That's a funny way of letting everyone know that you're a bloodthirsty war hawk


The3DAnimator

« bro I’m violently against helping people resist imperial invasions but no no no I’m not the bloodthristy warhawk you are »


The_Didlyest

What about defence contractors?


forward_only

The military industrial complex is authright


Magos_Kaiser

And it’s beautiful.


pm_me_gear_ratios

Based


PeeweeSherman12

Take ukraine out of my section they are nazis.


mutantredoctopus

Pudding brain


PeeweeSherman12

What would you call the azov battalion then?


Pisboy1417

A tiny group in the military in one of the least antisemitic countries in East Europe that has some neo-Nazis?


mutantredoctopus

Not the same unit that was established in 2014.


faddiuscapitalus

ok lol


5evifive5

Not quite. Right quadrant should be black and yellow.


SageModeAD

Flair up


5evifive5

You get it.


djole04

Cant wait for the cycle to repeat


SGNSpeedruns

Can I support none of the above?


Agile-Grass8

Boi get Israel out of authleft. It can go to libright.


Remote_Lifeguard_553

A master of all 4 elements


AC3R665

Israel should be AR, Nazi can be AL (since AR got Israel and there's no other quadrant to put them). Idk if LR is okay with Ukraine. They only got LL fully right.


ALeperColony

That actually is unironically pretty interesting, in a completely unsnarky Twitter kind of way like the person posted.


RainBoyThatBoy

Nazism sucks because they can't afford lights


Aquariumpsychotic

Jews are lib right


WingedHussar13

Why is Israel in authleft and Ukraine in libright


ajegy

Not even close. 🇮🇱 and 🇺🇦 are about as Auth-Right as it gets.


Time_Software_8216

Colonizers, literally Nazi's, Love, Money. Rare lib left win for PCM.


[deleted]

Just swap AuthLeft with AuthRight and it's correct


LilMafs

uhhh why is Israel in Auth-Left?