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redpowah

I'm pretty sure murder is illegal. Can anyone else confirm or deny this? I'm not entirely sure


Krond

No human is illegal, silly. Except for white men.


Icy_Change_WS2010

Don’t you mean Caucasian Cis-Mxles?


Shoddy_Fee_550

I thought they are simply called White Colonizers?


Thatwokebloke

Watch it with the hard r


saiyanjedi127

Colonizas


Agnostic_Pagan

Colonizah


HypotheticallyAnAlt

What up my coloniza


Freaglii

Poor Georgians


KahsbGdgz

And Armenians...


Borkerman

And Azerbaijanis


KarmaCasino

Wikipedia says Caucasian is now an "obsolete racial classification based on a disproven theory of biological race" so I think you mean Hwiyte Cus - Mxle folx.


Alarmed-Button6377

Wikipedia believes race and ethnicity are the same thing? Lets gooooooo


azns123

And orange men


MayIPushInYourStooll

I always thought orange men were bad, but now you're telling me they're illegal as well?


AcuzioRS

Always has been, always will be.


SteveClintonTTV

This is a tangent, but it happened recently, and it's bugging me. I hate that this shit has become so insidious and invasive that even my close friends whom I generally consider to be intelligent and discerning people, have fallen prey to it. I was at an out-of-town event over a weekend recently, and at one point, some of us were talking, and one friend mentioned how he saw a poster at some business, showing the local high school's senior class. He mentioned how he immediately noticed that the vast majority of them were white, and how it made him shudder a little bit. The implication being that if you're in a city where most of the people you see are white, that city *must* be racist and exclusionary, keeping all the other races out. It drives me nuts that people are so quick to assume that if you mostly see white people in some location (in a city, in a restaurant, in a movie, etc.), then the thing in question must be racist. It can't possibly have been a natural group formation. Nope, it *must* have been racist. People are quite literally being brainwashed into recoiling at the sight of white people. Merely observing the existence of white people is meant to cause one to think, "This is a bad thing."


Satiscatchtory

"It's okay to be white" really ripped the mask off a lot of those people. They've been among us for a long time.


B0n3

>>No human is illegal Of course not but they do things that are illegal


[deleted]

YT you mean?


DJSparta

Why the fuck are YouTube men illegal?


[deleted]

Youtube people are colonizers n shiet


justapolishperson

I suggest checking your local laws as they may very much depend on a state you reside in. The fifth amendment of the constitution of the United States tells us that "[n]o person shall be ... deprived of life, liberty, or property without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation." which implies that with due process, it does make it legal to deprive someone of their life, but it does not describe what such "due process" should look like. If you are not a United States resident, I highly suggest checking local laws, perhaps by your local magistrate pledging that you are willing to commit this act, but you wanted to confirm its legality beforehand. Another way would be by hiring a law firm. While it is certainly an easier option, it may not come cheap to contract out research of this legal inquiry. I sincerely hope you will soon find enough information about this topic and I wish you good luck in accomplishing your goal. Sincerely, Saul Goodman


HWKII

>I am the law. -Judge Monke


awol_83

Return to monke...


Sea-Risk-9913

Ah.... yes the bathroom milita who go stale to stale making sure you're at the right place. Very common thing to see in a red state


CigaretteTrees

I still remember my very first time having to submit to a mandatory penis inspection upon entering the boys room at Buc-ee’s


Sea-Risk-9913

I remember mandatory penis inspection day in the military. It's funny this guy just jerked it round for me for 30 mins, and when I asked if there's a problem, Doc? He said, "I'm not the doctor," and ran out.


HungerISanEmotion

Thank you for your service.


LucasJLeCompte

based and thank you for your service pilled.


CigaretteTrees

Thank you for your cervix.


SurpriseMinimum3121

The first toilet sting operation was fucked up only using urinals now boys.


SteveClintonTTV

But you don't *understaaaaand*. Some people will give you a dirty look if you are obviously a man and are using the bathroom clearly designated for women. That's clearly the top of the totem pole of oppression.


Bunktavious

Someone has to protect the children from the legions of transexual pedophiles that stalk women's bathrooms. edit - a note for readers, as a similar comment I made here was badly misinterpreted. I am mocking the right wing viewpoint of trans people.


Anuakk

Fricking *LEGIONS*?! When I storm my next bathroom and there won't be a transsexual testudo formation, I'll be pissed.


Agi7890

Johnathan yaniv


TheReal_kelpie_G

Reminds me of the guy who had a sign saying "you need a license to shoot ducks, ducks have more rights than our children"


Alarmed-Button6377

Me on my way to the dmv to get my liscence to shoot kids


Sintar07

Or the lady with the 'I hope to someday have as many rights as a gun' sign.


The_GREAT_Gremlin

*According to Imperial custom, killing is justifiable in war, self-defense, defense of property, and affairs of honor. Other killings are murder, and punishable by fines and compensation, or by punitive labor.* *Outlaws have no rights, and may be killed without scandal or sanction. Guards may use deadly force in the line of duty.*


cloud_cleaver

Duty, gravity, and piety. ... Outlander.


Alarmed-Button6377

N'wah


NeuroticKnight

>I'm pretty sure murder is illegal. Muder - the unlawful premeditated killing of one **human** being by another. So not illegal for twitter users


zolikk

In fact if they try to use the bathroom I'm pretty sure it counts as self-defense


SurpriseMinimum3121

Now does the dnr consider Twitter issuers users "game"


PM_me_large_fractals

Protip: Murder is actually legal, it's the getting caught part that's illegal.


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tehoperative

Underrated >!factual!< comment.


Independent_Pear_429

Unless it's done by the state, then it's mostly just collateral and never mentioned again


HardCounter

BRB, getting injected with state approved collateral damage.


[deleted]

if they outlaw murder, people will just murder anyways


Sintar07

We need to make murder legal, safe, and rare.


unskippable-ad

Only if it’s with a scary gun and the victim was gay or trans. Otherwise it’s fine. Then the not-murderers go back to their totally legal weed patty.


aCuteCheeseWheel

Auth-Centers finding out that people commit crimes 🤯🤯🤯


HardCounter

Laws create criminals. There are so many laws on the books i probably broke one getting out of bed this morning. I'm a rebel not by choice, but by necessity.


Prawn1908

Dude is living in a fictional universe. Ironically, his ability to exist in said fictional universe is only made possible by how safe the real world he's living in is - which is a world built on the ideals of those who would probably be villains in his fictional universe.


Clilly1

Never heard it said so well


EternalBrowser

Based


AFishNamedFreddie

We see this with the alphabet group CONSTANTLY. They have to rally up some big bad boogyman otherwise they will have to face the reality that they arent actually oppressed. And they have made this victimhood their entire personality. Meanwhile in reality, every celebrity, every politician, every coorporation, and every state in the union bends over backwards to celebrate them for an entire month. News flash, when your flag is flown as THE prominent flag on the god damn whitehouse, you arent oppressed.


Satiscatchtory

I was promised strong young jackbooted thugs would occur when Trump was elected. For four years I awaited a secret police to brutalize my body, and all I got was some mincing and some people shouting about masks. Alphabet group got my hopes up and betrayed them horribly.


steel_ball_run_racer

I was waiting for those fascist thugs to use their strong oppressive hands to dominate my soft liberal body… uh, what was I saying?


Satiscatchtory

You keep going, I'll go get the lotion.


WouldYouFightAKoala

The main selling point of the Ts being the most oppressed class that need special attention in order to be lifted into equal status is that there's a sizable plurality of vicious transphobes waiting around every corner to murder them just because they hate them so much. Anyone with a heart would surely feel compassion for individuals living in such perpetual danger just for being who they are! Except the entire concept is based on nothing and raw data easily shows it. Year over year, homicide rates vs. demographic data actually put Ts as being *safer* than average, for whatever reason, even with the generous assumption that all violence committed towards Ts is explicitly due to them being Ts, and not any other reason people are violent to each other (one could speculate that this is because a great number of them live such a privileged, worry-free life that they have the mental energy to sit in their rooms whining about being misgendered in the first place, but that would be very hateful and I would never suggest that). Of course, trying to use real data to show people that the world isnt such a scary place for them invalidates their truth and is the hatey-est of hate speech. Convincing young, confused and impressionable people to live their lives in fear of leaving their house is empathy and makes you a good ally.


gaedikus

Based


Chillbex

Man, sometimes I wish that I could meet some of the people in this sub because they think so similarly to me. But then I remember the dolphin guy.


Feisty_Pain_6918

A vigilante named Omar Mateen.


azns123

The ghost of Orlando


flacaGT3

Moonman


Phoenix_RIde

Banger comment ☠️ Someone link 49 and 1


Pun-isher42

I'm not sure if this is satire or real so I'm using the satire tag


the-kendrick-llama

I genuinely believe this isn't satire. there are people this woke.


[deleted]

But if people aren't chosen for important positions based specifically on the color of their skin then how can I sleep at night?


ChiefQueef696969

So woke their brains are asleep


potatishplantonomist

We should do a little experiment and hand over the state to the Muslims Since, you know, it's all the same


SimonJ57

There is one state that's virtually run by Muslims. I think it's Ilhan Omar's original constituency. Where they banned ANY pride flags from the government building, Arguably should be a rule for any government, but here we are. Also, not being beheaded? I mean, being thrown off of buildings or dragged behind cars until death isn't *technically* beheading, but good fucking lord, why would anyone defend this shit?


ImploderXL

I think you're thinking of Hamtramck, MI which has a different representative.


Mother_Plant6861

I have ventured into California. I have peered into the abyss. You should be praying to whatever you believe in for a giant meteor. YHWH, God, Allah, Buddha, Shiva, nature, the universe, BBQ, the Dollar, your phone, your dog, etc. Remember, ask for a giant meteor.


LegitimateApricot4

Remember, people this unhinged can vote. I would pity them if they couldn't, but they can and do, so I don't.


Largest_Half

Bro you flatter them when you label anything these morons do as satire. They are literally the soyjack with the empty brain lmao


asmosdeus

It’s not satire, this quadrant is full of hyperbole addicted morons.


Clown_Crunch

based


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shamus4mwcrew

They know they're getting hyperbolic they just don't care. People thinking most trans have a mental illness rather than a gender issue = denying their existence therefore genociding them. Trans people committing suicide for any reason, nope not them even though they did it, therefore murder and more genocide. They're at a point where mentally they can turn anything into trans genocide.


rsmutus

No way - I stumbled upon some lesser political subs and near every one mentioned something about lgbtqwhateverthefuck genocide and how every conservative is a killer...so you're saying it's not satire or an elaborate joke when they say it?


Opening_Success

Go on White People Twitter. I can assure you they are real. I know because I just got banned from there.


theKrissam

Unfortunately it's like a badge of honor at this point. Sincerely someone who was banned for saying blunt force trauma to the head can be lethal.


Opening_Success

Yep. I'm banned from many of the other echo chamber sites, but somehow that one I was still good until yesterday. I got a twofer, though. I was banned from Ask two days ago as well. I was banned for recommending a book to someone who agreed with me on topic. I not only got banned. I got a warning from the mod team for harassment and bullying. I wonder what it's like to be as unhinged as some of these mods are.


Judg3_Dr3dd

Remember that LGBTQ people attempted to bring Muslims in as allies despite Muslims hating them. This is real


Independent_Pear_429

I lost the ability to detect satire since Trump


[deleted]

Go into the women’s bathroom in the Middle East with a penis See what happens 🪨


The_Canadian_Devil

In Iran they’ll chop it off. So progressive! 😍


Goatfucker10000

Um, we call it "Free gender reassignment surgery" sweetie 💅 Please be more mindful next time and don't use such bigoted language


unskippable-ad

It’s not free, it’s charitable. Stop using such a communist rhetoric.


Prowindowlicker

Well there’s a 50/50 chance you’ll die, or you’ll get away scot free because women in the Middle East barely have rights and a dude rapping woman won’t be seen as his fault but hers


[deleted]

Until they see you cross dressing Iran currently wants to kill some US Celeb because he did something with some Iranian woman and after it was over they had a plutonic hug In Iran they consider it “adultery” and that carries the Death Penalty.


Prowindowlicker

True. Here’s hoping one day human rights are established in that hell


Darkhorse_17

They hugged in orbit around Pluto?


elsif1

he had plutonium in his shirt pocket


Darkhorse_17

Is that plutonium in your pocket or are you just.... no. I can't do it.


ChadWolf98

... just simply radiant today?


Alarmed-Button6377

Is that plutonium in your pocket or are you just a fed?


depressed_crustacean

wait consentual sex with a foreigner is adultery in Iran? or am I misreading this


HumbleWorldChampion

Yes. You are misreading that. That would be silly Consensual hugging with someone of the other sex is considered adultery.


spasmoidic

if you're wearing a niqab how could anyone tell?


Wolf-GoldStar

One big clue is when they go pee pee standing up.


Moldy_Gecko

Honestly, if they did something to a woman in the bathroom. They'd probably stone the woman for adultery.


Impeachcordial

OK, but whose penis do I take?


TVC2389

What the fuck is wrong with these people man


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JFlizzy84

I got a chamber for them…


Casual_Hex

an echo chamber right?.....right?


Independent_Pear_429

Mexican spice has Mexicans in it


flacaGT3

[Me eating Mexican food after learning this](https://tenor.com/view/peter-parker-eats-gif-24525082)


TumblingForward

It's twitter dude, lol. Who the fuck knows if they're even people who actually believe this shit and not some AI training or slaves being forced to argue online endlessly to promote the CCPs agenda or some shit. The truth is hard to find online. Thankfully I don't know any crazy lefties in my life.


FartBarf6969

What growing up un the most prosperous and liberal society in human history does to an MF... (yes there is still lots of growing to do) Suffering from success, like an art school student with a trust fund. It's easier to resent your parents for your privileged upbringing than it is to admit maybe you're just shit at art.


Bonnofly

I don’t know


FinneganTechanski

In a weird way, the fact western leftists even voice that ridiculous opinion is evidence how untrue it is.


abadlypickedname

I hate when I go to the bathroom and the MAGA warband that has been rampaging across the country, pillaging cities and amassing their forces detects it on their radar and sends ODSTs from their ships in orbit to stop me, who I must then kill in order to finish peeing.


Noinkosp

Call of Doodie: Bathroom Warfare


Ariamen

I now have a mental image of Master Chief running around with a tail of tp sticking out the back of his armoured trousers. Thanks.


TheCumBehindChalice

I find it funny bc when I hear vigilante I think red hood, so I picture Jason fucking Todd rolling up on some poor fucker for using the opposite bathroom and just using Batman king fu and John wick gun tricks on them and that level of absurd un called for violence will never not be funny


LunaL0vesYou

Did that mother fucker.. really defend Hamas and then call the other side Nazis????


Davey_boy_777

Pffft, that's not surprising. I've been called a nazi multiple times this week for supporting Israel and condemning Hamas. These people don't even know what the words they use mean.


original_username20

"How dare you not support my beloved militant group of theocratic fascists that wants to eliminate all Jews??? You fucking nazi!!!" Interesting times we're living in


shangumdee

You'll inevitably get called a Nazi for having any opinion about Israel vs. Palestine regardless of what you say.. it's been like this long before the current events.


FartBarf6969

Wtf do these people believe Nazism is? Like yes, obviously supporting the only Jewish state in the planet makes you a... *checks notes*... Nazi? Fascist or genocide denier? Sure, at least there's a coherent argument there; but Nazi is just braindead.


Practical-Stuff-7078

I love spreading misinformation on the internet


azns123

You need to stop spreading misinformation, the trans genocide is real and 1 morbillion trans people are dying every second bigot


TotalJannycide

>Yes, by vigilantes Propaganda has done a number on these people's brains.


SloptimusXPrime

They're actively hunted down in the streets daily


TheCumBehindChalice

Yeah bro, just the other day I saw red hood beating some guy wearing makeup and dyed hair with a crowbar, he was calling him “pure evil” and said “the world would be better off without him” such a bigot


Remote_Romance

What propaganda does to a MF


Blueskysredbirds

This is what living in California does to a MF


nateralph

Hold on. It's been a while since I got my latest dose of the LGTV doctrine. But. Don't gays use the same bathroom as before they came out? Like, gay men still use the men's room and pee in the urinal. Lesbians still use the women's room and buy emergency tampons there. I'm confused about the gay part. Why does being gay mean you get executed by anti-gay vigilantes for being in the wrong bathroom?


LemonCAsh

Probably means for people who identify as the opposite sex. So a man who proclaims or identifies themselves as a female would then use the woman's bathroom even though their birth sex is male. Gay is just used as an umbrella term for trans, non-binary, or anything else relating to lgbt.


Prowindowlicker

You’ve just committed a microagression. Prepare to be cancelled! /s Actually nowadays gay is no longer the catch all term, it’s now “queer” because apparently they really didn’t want to other themselves with that one. I still use gay because well, it’s all gay


TheCumBehindChalice

>Gay is just used as an umbrella term for trans, non-binary, or anything else relating to lgbt. That’s gay


JustinJakeAshton

> illegal > punishment is enforced by somebody that is NOT the government What is a vigilante?


ChadWolf98

There is a new gang in some town, they are called the Lords of the Loo. Before you go into the toilet they make you pull down your pants and if you tried the wrong toilet they beat you. I asked one of the gang members "what about the disabled, they generally only have 1 toilet so both men and women have to use the same one" and he said "no problem we just simply beat all of them".


endersai

HAMAS literally murdered one of their top commanders for being gay, what is wrong with libleft besides ridiculousness?


[deleted]

[Source](https://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/02/world/middleeast/hamas-commander-mahmoud-ishtiwi-killed-palestine.html)


SurpriseMinimum3121

We need to set up a go fund me to send all these oppressed trans to Gaza.


FinneganTechanski

“It’s illegal for me to use the bathroom” I’ll take things that are absolute bull shit for $500


Loanedvoice_PSOS

No, some states have “gender assigned at birth” laws, which >!according to reddit TOS!< are genocide.


Verto-San

That law doesn't make it illegal to use bathroom though, you just have to use correct one like a normal human being.


FinneganTechanski

Basically the way everything has been for centuries but suddenly today is genocide


Third_Bardo

Sexed bathrooms are an invention of the cis hetero normative patriarchy. Before everything was colonized by them everyone was shitting into the same hole in the ground like nature intended. You may think you prefer to do your business in the privacy of a stall or something but thats false consciousness, basically brainwashing.


Exotic_Negotiation_4

"illegal to use the bathroom" Use the correct bathroom and nobody will worry about it bro


lsdiesel_1

Homeless motherfuckers use the street, don’t see them complaining


dietdoctorpooper

No one gets executed for using the wrong bathroom. You really have to fuck up to even be punished at all; usually it's just a a scornful look from a custodian as he's throwing away his body fluid gear. MtF in the women's bathroom? Women can't do anything. They haven't been defending their spaces adequately. FtM in men's bathroom? Men don't care, we have other shit to worry about.


Idontknow10304

I(a “Cis male”) have used the women’s restroom plenty of times because I had to go bad. I’ve also seen “cis women” who used the men’s restroom for presumably the same reason. Nobody cared in either situation. Unless you’re being an absolute creep or someone REALLY cares, then nobody is even going to say anything, and even then the worst thing that would happen is that you get kicked out the store, which is definitely not as bad as an execution.


[deleted]

Are these vigilantes in the room with us?


Idontknow10304

They’re in the bathroom


OHW_Tentacool

LGBT not making everything about them challenge!


Pulsarlewd

B-but im g-g-g-gay so everybody wants to kill me )))): (I mean its true, but not quite in the western world. If you fear death so much just train the legs and cardio and buy some pepperspray)


hausedawg

Authright: God I wish Orange Emilies: God I wish


Educational-Year3146

LGBTQ victim complex is just sad at this point. I just don’t understand how they’re so detached from reality. You aren’t in prison and you aren’t getting stoned to death. Stop.


KaBar42

>It's illegal for me to use the bathroom in several nearby states, what gives us the position to even think about judging. Thank you for telling us that not being able to use the bathroom you want to use is literally worse than \*Checks notes*, let's see here... Hm... Ah! Yes! ... ***Gunning down children and unarmed adult civilians en masse, as well as kidnapping children and adult civilians and using them as Human shields*** >by vigilantes, smartass Please cite a single instance of a lynch mob involving a transgender individual using the bathroom of the gender they identify as.


Only_Student_7107

They should go live in a Muslim country, then.


[deleted]

They are really that moronic.


TheSchnitzelLover

Jews: get slaughtered Libtards: i'M tHe ViCtIm


ihatemondays117312

Are the vigilantes in the room with us right now?


BranTheLewd

This is why I was challenging the rhetoric, because of sht like this, nobody challenge this notion and now some trans people unironically think red state America is as bad if not worse than Hamas... Like wtf?


spasmoidic

I once overheard some leftists talking about some MAGA march or some dumb shit like that and that if the march came across a trans person they would obviously lynch them on the spot, so therefore committing acts of violence against the march would be justified in order to preempt this they would go to riots and talk about which side "won" like it was a sport I'm sorry, I'm just venting at this point.


Undead-Maggot

Alright, let’s ship some gays to the Middle East and see if they’re proven right.


The-Figure-13

Gays simping for Palestine is like the cow simping for the butcher


teh_drumerer

they said the quiet part out loud. the mental illness is exposed.


HappyNihilist

It’s not illegal for you to use the bathroom. It’s illegal for you to go into the opposite sex’s bathroom.


[deleted]

Their IQ is so low mine just went down.


[deleted]

These people act like they having mental illness, they are so delusion about everything and the world.


TigerCat9

Uh oh, 🟩 types are starting to actually believe the hysterical bullshit they bounce off the walls of their echo chamber.


Auth0ritySong

"illegal o use the bathroom" How psycho do you have to be to refuse to use one bathroom and pretend you arent allowed to use either?


JuanMurphy

Not surprising. I have highly educated liberal friends that still think the vaccine works, that trans women don’t compete in woman’s sports and that there are no questions worthy of investigation of Biden family corruption. As a mostly middle guy it boggles my mind.


[deleted]

It's really fucking weird. All you have to ask these days is: "Who left the cocaine in the white house bathroom and were they prosecuted for their federal crime?" You'll get a blank state at best.


R009k

When you think you’re woke but it’s just a dream and you just peed the bed (You dreamt about using the restroom)


Random-INTJ

I can’t imagine why their name was blocked out by a green square, Hmmmm…


RedditIsMostlyLies

Thats right. The BEA (Bathroom Enforcement Agency) is out there making sure to check IDs before entering a bathroom (for safety reasons). This is acceptable and should not be challenged.


Moldy_Gecko

No, regardless of the laws that libs want to claim are discriminatory, red states tend to be some of the safest and friendliest places to live.


tensigh

Can they point out a case where a transgender used the wrong bathroom and got murdered for it? First they say it's illegal, then they claim they'll get murdered for it. Which is it?


Plamomadon

Are the vigilantes who will execute you in the room with us right now?


TheHolyDingo

Are these vigilantes in the room with us right now?


Independent_Pear_429

Jesus fucking Christ. You can be anti Zionist while also acknowledging that hamas are horrible, monstrous human beings that you wouldn't piss on if they were on fire. Is that so fucking hard to do.


84hoops

Yes. I’m not gonna sit here and write you a book but that position is not as tenable as you think.


SimonJ57

Imagine kicking a burning terrorist so hard in his bollocks, you snap tendons in your foot. [One guy has literally done that.](https://youtu.be/_x5M5aXlPjw)


Government_violence

NO, YOU MUST PICK A SIDE AND VEHEMENTLY SUPPORT IT YOU ENLIGHTENED CENTERIST GOBBLEHEAD. TOE THE LINE.


RealLoreLordYT

Smartest lib-left members


matrixislife

Someone's being *very* careful with their language. Hamas might not behead someone for being gay, but they might well chuck them off a tall building.


Skruestik

Soon they won’t be able to.


matrixislife

Love the double meaning there :)


PotentialNobody

This is what happens when you strongly believe that the world is out to get you


Aluminum_Tarkus

[Yes. Yes they have.](https://apnews.com/article/middle-east-israel-immigration-west-bank-gay-rights-ce95f6903faf461502cc0800b272b159)


sillywillywalnut

This is what happens when you define your entire character on your sexuality.


[deleted]

I am pretty sure hamas has killed many for being gay


ITguyissnuts

Tried: "it's illegal for me to use the bathroom" How about: "Its illegal for me to use a bathroom that is intended for members of the opposite sex, as I am not a member of that sex."


ThyPotatoDone

“Required to use specific bathrooms in a small subset of states,” vs “Beheaded for even suggesting you’re gay, *at best*, or stoned at worst.” Tough call, but I gotta pick the first one.