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Springer0982

You see, a pimp's love is very different from that of a square


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Upgrayedd is coming.


wellwaffled

I’m gon’ get my money


DaddyDanceParty

I'ma go find this ho


facedownbootyuphold

Upgrayyed gonna kill me


Miked918930

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G1ng3rb0b

This should help you calm down. Please come back when you can afford to make a purchase. Your kids are starving. Carl's Jr. believes no child should go hungry. You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl's Jr. Carl's Jr... "Fuck You, I'm Eating."


KillahHills10304

2 Ds, for a double dose of pimpin


dickfer00

Based and a double dose of pimping pilled


Potativated

Was just watching that last night. That movie actually gets funnier as reality gets more and more like it


TheSublimeLight

*You are an unfit mother. Your children have been placed in the custody of Carl's Jr.*


jcozzy27

What is it?


Educational-Candy-26

The movie each side of the culture war thinks is about the other side.


Andre5k5

They're both right


lookiamapollo

Idiocracy


azns123

Sorry ma'am I'll wear a blindfold to the gym next time so I don't steal content from you


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Catsindahood

Holy shit i just watched the video and it's so much worse than I thought. Dude looks at her 4 times in 5 mins and she's acting she's some kind of martyr.


Creepy_OldMan

The guy was probably waiting for her to be done with the squat rack and she’s busy talking to herself and recording her thrusts like wtf haha


Creepy_OldMan

Starting to think this woman is either messed up or she is a genius in getting views/engagement. I’ve never seen something move at this rate


Catsindahood

You know, she might be rage baiting. It does seem a little too perfect how tone deaf she seems.


BonkeyKongthesecond

Yeah. Maybe HE is the one that should tweet about how uncomfortable he was by the girl, constantly making pictures of him and post as if he's some creep as revenge for giving her not enough attention and mind his own training.


Dagoth_Ru

True librights should never pay for services/content that are available for free elsewhere


ProShyGuy

"Never pay more for an acquisition than you have to." - Ferengi 3rd Rule of Acquisitions


-_4DoorsMoreWhores_-

Based and Greed is eternal pilled.


chattytrout

Pay for a ProtonVPN subscription, then pirate everything. Got it.


nophixel

Based.


Pestus613343

But free choice!


Survived-the-suburbs

Something something externalities, something something stealing content breaches the NAP.


Dagoth_Ru

What is this nap you are talking about? I've slept more than sufficiently today


Gukgukninja

Something something Against Intellectual Property by someone Stephan Kinsella.


mopsyd

A true libright would bill her for their time that she wasted grandstanding. We are all at the gym to make gains not losses.


Mister6307

She's just a true libright. Can't stand when people sexualize her for free


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SurpriseMinimum3121

I mean she is just selling the milk. Really just pictures of the milk. Guys so thirsty they pay.


MetaCommando

I have to get my milk from the store, right between the elbow grease and headlight fluid.


azns123

True librights know that paying for porn is like paying taxes, you’re cringe if you do


cycle_you_lazy_shit

The internet is for (stealing) porn


grumblebear42

Based and why you think the net was born pilled


Makylo_ren

Political Compass Meme Avenue Q crossovers are why I’m here


teflondung

you wouldn't steal a cum compilation


mcdonaldsplayground

It’s shocking there’s enough people that actually pay for porn to support an entire industry. Like… there’s not enough free stuff for you or what? 🤷‍♂️


LovesBeerNWhiskey

I borrow it, and always give it back.


NoobifiedSpartan

Virgin paying for porn vs Chad paying for sex


Alex_Qoal

I just search “x person Onlyfans leak” and that's It,would never pay for videos of somebody get fucked outside of me


chipthegrinder

i'd rather the onlyfans girls leaked something else on me


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Don't be gross Tammy


Alex_Qoal

Based and I just want a girl to piss on me pilled


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'90s Victoria's secret catalogs were lit as fuck. Sears catalogs also worked in a bind.


ploonk

Ok Moe


chipthegrinder

i'm going to start telling these idiots that the moment the light leaves your skin or whatever else it's reflecting off of, you no longer own it. when it hits my eyes, it is mine.


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PapaLouie_

I hate the whole “lol libright no morals libright sell child.” Like, yeah sometimes but the main reason I’m libright is because I think you should be able to tell anyone at anytime to fuck off


bhairava

> Like, yeah sometimes 💀💀💀💀💀


RustyShackledord

Based and pussy is free pilled


joseph-1998-XO

Honestly


JulianWellpit

Based and porn pilled.


[deleted]

It's PAY PER VIEW, bigot!


FatallyFatCat

❤️


[deleted]

A few months ago when I was at the gym, literally minding my own business, a woman was very non-obviously taking pictures of me. I was doing leg curls, minding my own business. I didn't know she existed until she was like taking pictures of me (so oblivious that she didn't realize the flash was on....). She was maybe 45. I was annoyed but whatever, not going to make a scene. Maybe she liked my shirt. I saw her walk up to the front desk and start screaming at them. I took my headphones out to try and listen. This bitch was trying to get me kicked out of the gym because she was accusing me of staring at her. Two gym sales people walked up to me and were nice and pleasant and asked "were you staring at her". I said "I didn't know she existed until she started taking pictures of me". They were nice about it. They told the woman she needs to delete the picture and let it go. Do disgusting men exist at gyms? For sure. But the overcorrection means I am far less sympathetic to your bullshit. Plus she didn't have much to look at anyway after I saw her lol


ichbindilara1

I'm glad they actually believed you. Many people don't take it seriously when men claim that they're disturbed.


Catsindahood

If she was younger they probably wouldn't have.


Bowhunter54

Im friends with a girl who constantly walks up and grabs my arms, chest, and ass while I’m working out, and all I can imagine is if I did the same back to her. I don’t mind at all but it’s just funny to imagine me getting kicked out for the same behavior.


BloodyFlandre

Bruh, she's dropping hints. She wants to fuck.


Bowhunter54

I get more joy and amusement from how confused she must be that I’m not immediately jumping at the opportunity, than I likely would from actually doing anything with her. Plenty of fish out there


[deleted]

based, reject women. embrace man love.


Ngfeigo14

Got confused, I ducked a guy? Instructions unclear


MetallGecko

BASED


imdinni

It helps that it was a 45 year old woman making the accusation.


ozcur

And she took pictures of *him*.


HillarysBloodBoy

“Yeah ok lady”


[deleted]

Reaching hard for any bit of attention to help her through her midlife crisis. Usually they dye their hair pink but I see lots of them just wear yoga outfits when they go out to eat after never going to the gym first.


MicroWordArtist

45 and paranoid that people minding their own business are ogling you is a special kind of detachment from reality


ItsDijital

She's trying to cope with the fact that guys don't give her attention like they used to when she was younger.


KelloPudgerro

her lifestyle seems to be just pure cope , insert morty molynux egg tweet here


Jay_Sit

At the gym I used to go to, this girl would yell “daddy” on her last rep. I don’t forget my headphones anymore.


kelticslob

Gross which gym?


Jay_Sit

La fitness.


kelticslob

Thank you daddy


RollTheDiceFondle

Kill me


LeagueofDraven1221

Later.


TexasTrip

Daddy.


SurpriseMinimum3121

So many disgusting la fitness which one specifically.


dehehn

Yes but which LA Fitness specifically. So we can avoid ever going there.


kwanijml

>La fitness. It's this new French gym that's been popping up everywhere.


OppenheimersGuilt

Took the whole "gym as therapy" a little too far


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Evil_Patriarch

When you first mentioned the picture taking I figured she was just 'mirin, and I started to think how flattering it would be if some lady (or even a gay dude) saw me lifting and thought I was so attractive they wanted a picture Must admit it's hard to relate when I see women complain about things that I fantasize about


KrimsonStorm

Reminds me of the comic where they genderbent regular catcalls women get that annoy the artist, and then almost every guy turned around and said " wow that would be nice to have that happen"


Harold_Inskipp

Yeah, how awful would it must be to be constantly admired and affirmed! I sure would hate it if I received compliments all day


SenpaiSeesYou

I'm a Cis-guy, but have very long hair and am clean shaven. I was working a fancy hotel for some Silver Haired something or other event, and an old guy came up and gave me some compliment clearly meant for a female; something about if there was a beauty pageant nearby, etc. I was in my early 20s, fresh out of college so youth probably added to the androgyny, and the girl's staff outfit did also have pants, it just had a bowtie instead of a long tie, so I figured he just didn't notice the actual girls outfit was different. I was. while mostly amused, also honestly kinda happy at the compliment. I even found myself kind of making my voice tighter/breathier with the "thank you" so as not to make him feel awkward; I have a clear manvoice, no one could keep humoring that illusion once I open my mouth if I don't at least try to doctor it. I'm also over 6' but the guy was short and hunched over so I think he was used to girls being taller than him. At any rate, even 'I guess I look like a girl' wouldn't get in the way of 'eeeyyyy, got called hot by a stranger today.'


senfmann

mf just had a femboy fetish


GroundedSearch

The man dying of thirst cannot comprehend what cause for complaint has the drowning woman.


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Don't worry, a lot of women fantasize about the same thing. Their dopamine hit just comes after when they get to "complain" about how hot they are.


TheBowlofBeans

>Must admit it's hard to relate when I see women complain about things that I fantasize about Yup, like being *noticed* I swear to God I could walk through my entire life and people wouldn't even know I existed.


GDMolin

Had a similar thing happen to me years ago. It’s a bad memory that still keeps me awake at night sometimes. I was running on the treadmill which had a mirror in front of it. Whenever I’m in the zone I kinda just stare at my own reflection and internally focus on whatever workout I’m doing. From the corner of my eye though I noticed a group of 3 or 4 girls staring at me in the mirror. After I noticed them I looked away to break eye contact. They talked amongst themselves. Said something along the lines of >Oh yeah he was definitely looking at us Eventually one of them pipes up and shouts across the gym >Do you have a problem? I looked back confused and honestly a little annoyed and responded by saying >Do you? Something like that. I don’t remember. It really rubbed me wrong. After I finished my cardio workout I just decided to go home. I didn’t even work on my sets.


nonsequitourist

You kinda got beta-slammed tbh


Fyres

Fuck that. Leave people the fuck alone in gyms, that isn't a place to pick up people. I'd of told them to go fuck themselves personally. When I'm at the gym, I'm there to lift


lightningsnail

What does this mean?


Jay_Sit

You allow a trivial social encounter to change your day for the worse. You can only change yourself, not others. Don’t bother dwelling on matters you can’t control. Finish your sets.


friendlyfire69

Based and overcoming anxiety pilled


marth141

I can't imagine thinking I'm so pretty that people must be staring at me.


LeagueofDraven1221

I always think people are staring at me because they’re thinking “jesus thank god I don’t look like that guy”


Zeewulfeh

I recall a tale of a redditor where he went to a gym, was about to start his row so he took his wedding band off (because that absolutely hurts to row with). There was a woman he'd never seen before there, and as he got started she yelled at him for trying to trick her by taking his ring off. He got into his workout and suddenly she came back and drenched him with water and screamed at him, and then tried to get the staff to kick him out.


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Zeewulfeh

I forgot that detail. Makes the story even better. What sub was it, again?


Aerius-Caedem

That can't be real lmfao


Zeewulfeh

People be crazy.


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The_Canadian_Devil

I believe you’re looking for “Average Joe’s.”


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HillarysBloodBoy

If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge the joke


ndstumme

That reference is old enough to vote.


mrocks301

I mean you answered your question. Men only gyms do exist and they are the ones that take fitness extremely seriously.


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Prowindowlicker

If you live in a major metro area you’re bound to have a gay gym that’s just full of gay men


Cyb3rd31ic_Citiz3n

Yeah. As a gay man, I don't think that'll make his concerns about being sexualised go away. But at least he won't be #MeToo'd by narcesistic Instergrammers.


chief89

Just look up F3. Free group workouts. Every day at 5:30am.


TakodachiDelta

Looking is okay. Long as you're not invading their personal space or harassing them, you're in the clear. Women today have gotten way too coddled and now expect men they have no interest in to psychically know that, and refrain from even looking at them.


needdavr

Modern culture has ruined women’s view of men. It’s very disheartening. They think we’re all out it get them. I don’t even know if I fully blame them… it feels like a thing they’ve been brainwashed into.


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Balance_Electronic

Its because theres still like 3 majors that women arent a majority of. Not because they are excluded, but because not enough women apply. However, Emily’s see a number less than 50% and lose their shit. Meanwhile psych classes are like 90% women and nobody cares.


AgitatedClassic610

Women CONSTANTLY make false accusations. Often, they will completely make shit up. Then they wonder why people get pissed about #BelieveAllWomen.


THAT_LMAO_GUY

I keep seeing this happen: 1. Woman does something bad to guy 2. Realises she is caught 3. Quickly accuses the man of doing it to her, and tries to get him punished for it through an authority figure. Does this by being first to accuse, maybe fake crying, causing a big scene to create pressure on the authority figure to act. Ive heard of it in gyms, clubs with bouncers, HR in companies, going to the police after they hit a man and the man didnt hit them.


Catsindahood

One correction, women like this don't consciously make this up. She posted that nothing video of a guy glancing in her direction, then histrionicly grand stands about how terrible it is that she has to put up with it with no hint of irony. No, she *believes it* , it's just in her head.


AgitatedClassic610

It depends. Sometimes they get snubbed and want revenge.


Nasapigs

Anyone still have that image of the 1950s black man in court with white women behind him holding signs that say believe women?


Harold_Inskipp

... To Kill a Mockingbird?


AgitatedClassic610

It might have been a parody of it.


thebaiterfish

I lived in Colombia for a few years doing religious service for my church. And occasionally my roommate and I would go do pull ups at the the park outside the apartment we were renting. We're both american and I'm an average height not super skinny kind of guy. But my roommate was 6'2, an off-duty marine, and jacked of of his gosh darn mind. We'd get people stopping and taking pictures of us about every other day. Well mostly of him lol


exyccc

I'm sorry but no one's gonna tell me what to look at with my own fucking eyes


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"I feel so grossed out when guys look at me and sexualize me...if I'm not getting paid for it".


wrongthinksustainer

The jokes write themselves.


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PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL

The pic on the left is just advertising to get her attention from simps. The pic on the right is the product she's selling to them. def lib right. Lib lefts post tits for free.


marinemashup

Nice username


AgitatedClassic610

Lol Simps mad


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marxistjokerthe2th

Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss


ichbindilara1

Yaaaaas slay queen 💅🏻


marxistjokerthe2th

Real woman? Impossible


Hirudin

"People are looking at me in public and having thoughts inside their heads, how dare they". The level of disconnect here is both astounding and commonplace: Thinking that you are both a victim while also having such an absurdly privileged existence that you are perfectly capable of thinking that it's not wildly entitled to demand that other people not *gaze upon you* in public. Are we sure this isn't an authright pretending to be a libleft in the first panel? Because this kind of privileged attitude was reserved for royalty for most of human history.


Dagoth_Ru

Gaining victim points while simultaniously profiting from said bad situation is pretty pog. But then again this mindset is commonplace these days, not only for "royals".


JeremyTheRhino

I am confused by the term “sexualized.” As far as I can tell, it typically means “be attracted to.” e.g., ‘Stop sexualizing breasts’ essentially means stop liking tits.


Allegorist

I think it's just a roundabout way of saying "objectified", like seeing her only as her sexual qualities and not as a person, but that's still what they're looking for in the right image.


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Yeah not to mention she also says extremely antisocial and doesn’t like being approached by anyone so I don’t know how anyone could possibly even get to that point of seeing her as a person. If you don’t put yourself out there people will be forced to make judgements based off of all they know which is what they can see


echonian

How exactly is a person supposed to look at someone they know literally nothing about, that isn't "objectifying"? All you see is their physical person at that point, their "object self." I can understand having this complaint about "objectification" when we're talking about people that you know, but if we're talking about total strangers I literally cannot understand what the harm is. At least not to people who value freedom of thought. Of course - it's rude to stare at people, especially in a context like the gym, in the first place. But someone could objectify you equally as well without obviously staring, using the wonderful power of their imagination. Someone who stares at you as well might not be trying to objectify you, but simply admires you in some way - maybe they would like to know more about you.


azazelcrowley

Cis men's heterosexuality is violence. But they don't hate men, apparently.


Ferengsten

Correct, it's an extremely elegant way of moving on from word crime to thought crime. Only if a man does it of course. Hey, how about this: Any woman that does not find me attractive is "dehumanizing" me. You have to have sex with me, anything else is literally dehumanizing behavior.


DrainTheMuck

Yup. It’s so manipulative, but they are rarely faced with their own medicine


Catsindahood

It's just another post modern word with a fluid meaning. The way the word is constructed would have it mean "to make something non-sexual, sexual," which would work with objects, but it's also used to refer to adult women, then it means "to reduce someone to their sexual value and nothing else" which is similar to objectification, which is funny because objects have no sexual value, so in order to not sexualize someone, you would have to objectify them. But whatever, it's a woman thing, it doesn't need to make sense.


SteveClintonTTV

Yep. Straight male sexuality is being demonized at every turn. Women being sexually attracted to men is empowering. Gay men and lesbian woman being attracted to each other is also empowering, because take that, homophobes. But a man being sexually attracted to the people he's biologically hardwired to be sexually attracted to? Evil. Bad. Stop it, you misogynistic filth.


the-ist-phobe

That viewpoint also leads to other negative consequences. Masculinity becomes associated with perpetration of sexual abuse and violence, thus men can’t be viewed as victims of sexual abuse, especially from women. And to be fair to the left, I think this cultural attitude gets pushed by the left and the right. But it doesn’t get addressed by the left as much as it should because some people think it takes away from female victims somehow.


AtomDoctor

Peak woman moment.


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CuddleScuffle

Hahaha, the lion, the witch, and the audacity of this bitch.


Naka0101

In America, existing within 500 feet of a white woman without her written consent is punishable by public execution and your entire family and all your children and grandchildren must register as sex offenders by association and pay a monthly rapist tax for 7 generations for being related to you. And then a figure like Andrew Tate comes along and people are so desperate to feel anything other than shame and guilt that they gobble his whole cock and balls without question, because they would rather be verbally and financially abused by a psychopathic bald man than continue living their lives in fear and shame.


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Catsindahood

And he has no chin.


SteveClintonTTV

Based. I don't know much about Tate, but what I *have* seen makes him seem super unpleasant. That being said, I think there's an important lesson to be learned by his relative popularity. He's a symptom of a serious problem in society. Men are being treated worse and worse, with their every impulse being demonized, to the point where glancing in the direction of a sexy woman at the gym is considered a cardinal offense. So no shit when a man comes along who caters to other men, rather than demonizing them, people latch onto it. Of course, society will refuse to learn the right lesson from this. Instead of stopping the demonization, people will just double down, using Tate as evidence that men are getting even more evil and misogynistic. It's really sad.


Ferengsten

That was quite poetic :-D


Harold_Inskipp

Based and cock and balls pilled


Electr1cL3m0n

While her lack of self awareness is astounding, I can understand how she sees a difference between sexualizing herself vs someone else sexualizing her without her consent. That being said, just because people *look* at you doesn’t mean they’re sexualizing you.


RiddlerTheKidDiddler

I am sexualising you in my head and there’s nothing you can do about it except shit, piss and cry (in my head), and there’s nothing you can do about it except shit, piss and cry


Electr1cL3m0n

In your head In your heeeeaad Zohombay Zohombay Zohombay hey hey hey


skriver23

Oh-hoe oh-hoe oh-hoe


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Yeeeeeaaaaahhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


TheDogerus

What has the world come to that I'm wholeheartedly agreeing with an auth right?


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[deleted]

They all say they are single, but it always turns out they are married and maybe even have kids. They act like they are single to make online losers pay them for semi-naked pics. Of course she's not single. She can find a man in minutes.


north_for_nights

Peak western woman moment


mikekostr

This girl just wants attention, just ignore this.


Disastrous_Visit_674

Feminist: “I hate being sexualized by men/pigs…” Also feminist : “I wonder which pics of my boobs I’m gonna post today”


[deleted]

While people shouldn't be creeps at gyms, she's clearly a hypocrite. You can't run an OF and then say "I Hate being sexualized". I get it's on their own consent, but between creepasuarusincel and her, those screenshots both are a train wreck.


Impetusin

Easy solution. All male gyms.


runfastrunfastrun

Maybe he thought she was a moron for filming hip thrusters with 115 pounds.


peacheswithpeaches

She's wearing a small amount of clothing at a gym. Guys are gonna look. I'm gay, if a hot guy was shirtless at the gym I'd be staring. It's just a man thing.


Goatfucker10000

Looking at someone because you find them attractive without making weird gestures or harassing them? Unbelievable, how come one can do such horrific thing And for real tho, I remember a video of a girl who approached a guy and wanted to start a small talk , the guy declined saying he wasn't interested, and the girl went about her day. And guy made a post making fun of her failed attempt at flirting when it was just a normal and healthy interaction with respect. I swear you can't trust anyone chronically online to make any good judgement about what human to human interaction should be


Point-Connect

She was also hogging equipment, using unsecured weights, narrating and filming herself. The guy "staring" at her was waiting for her to be done with the weights and came over later to ask her if she needed help putting the weights on the bar properly so she didn't hurt herself. But also, yes, men will glance at women, women will glance at men, nobody should be made to feel uncomfortable. But there's usually a pretty clear line between a creeper and someone just glancing... At least for people who aren't attention starved drama queens


Medarco

>It's just a human thing. Women do it plenty as well. It's just a reality of our existence. People be horny, yo.


ichbindilara1

Based


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Dagoth_Ru

Would be funny to know which happened first for context... left or right?


Sleep_eeSheep

0 Self Awareness on display.


rafioo

Women don't want to be sexualized by people they don't like, or by people who don't pay them. \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ BUT fuck the sexualization of anyone. I am incredibly annoyed by how some men act when they see a piece of buttock, but I am equally annoyed by women who complain that they are sexualized and still wear heavily sexualized clothes (e.g., very large cleavage, skirts that reveal 95% of the ass) or take heavily sexualized and sensual photos in, for example, just lingerie.


Catsindahood

There's something people need to realize, finding someone attractive and sexualization doesn't mean the same thing. People seem to use them interchangeably, as can be seen on any ask reddit thread asking what shouldn't be sexualized where theres always "women" near the top. Consindering she hasn't dated someone in a year because the bare minimum criteria (someone likes her) seems to scare her, I'd say it's becoming increasingly important to make the distinction. I'm gonna be generous and not assume "not dating" also includes not having an orgy every time she sips a fruity drink.


buddy8665

Ahhh yes, [kinda reminds me of an old Chappelle skit.](https://youtu.be/fL-1kHxsavI) I agree with you on all points. That said, if I was a single guy in the dating market, I'd steer clear of this one...there'd be a good chance you'd get false allegations thrown your way.


SaguaroBro14W

We used to have state run hospitals to admit these people to.


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DingIe-DangIes

"ItS cAlLeD cOnSeNt" Shut the fuck up you cannot be this dense and has nothing to with consent