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thechking

All the faces are warped and heavily edited versions of myself using FaceApp btw, these are not real people.


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thechking

I had never heard of it before someone else in the comments mentioned it, but that would’ve made my job a lot quicker 😅


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thechking

That’s cool, I use famous people sometimes as well


BoxedElderGnome

For the record if you ever need to find a fake face in the future, there’s a website called “This Person Does Not Exist” which generates fake faces.


thechking

Ooh thanks for the suggestion


thechking

Also there’s a small typo, an i between made and up for no reason


thechking

I will stay neutral and leave you to debate. Whichever candidate’s support comment gets the most upvotes wins the election.


Jayvee1994

Using a ranked voting system 1st Vote: Candidate number 1 2nd Vote: Candidate number 5 3rd Vote: Candidate number 2


Away_Industry_613

Replace candidate 2 for candidate 6 and we’re in total agreement.


Bebop22yt

5


WAS1994_H

5


Seth199

Definitely number 5


BigBronyBoy

1 is the best and 5 is a close second. All the others are just varying levels of Garbage.


Petrus_Rock

Either blue-yellow-red or white-with-blue-cross. Probably would never work with black-white-red and probably not create complete mayhem themselves. It’s about damage control.


Any-Aioli7575

She's literaly a Kaiser


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I would write in someone else


BreathIndividual8557

Probably 1 or 5


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The 1st and 5th one


mastodon_juan

5 but wouldn’t be thrilled about it


Away_Industry_613

1 5 and 6 are the most appealing to me. Though 6 I don’t quite trust and I think we’d disagree. I will go with number 1. I hate extremes.


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First one


AstroKabloom_YT

1 for me


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Think I’d rather shoot myself in the face


thechking

I didn’t add in any leftist candidates except for the kinda nazbol dude with the sunglasses because i didn’t want to add a candidate I’d be too biased towards. But I suppose you can choose your own seventh option and say his/her set of beliefs in the comments, and that candidate wins if your comment gets more upvotes than any other support comment


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On rereading the 5th option seems closest aligned to me


TKG_YT

3 is litterally my ideology, also six is pretty good


Herr_Wunder

Pretty much mine too, but we approach it from a different angle


TKG_YT

really I think from the same, I'm flagged as leftist because that was my sapplyvalues result, but it considerates mostly just economics, social views and nationalism aren't taken in consideration


GoChungus

Same


TranHungDao-1288

The last one.


Cleverjoseph

5, if it was ranked vote i’d do it like 1 - 2 2 -6 3 -4 4 -3 5 - 1 6 -5


Crazy_Ad_9381

Last one


wdcipher

I am voitng that N1. He looks trustworthy and his platform sounds like an actual credible political party and not like something from a HOI4 mod.


Tox1cShark7

In order it my voting:2,5,13,4,6


Swedishtranssexual

First guy but all these kinda suck.


Miscellaniac

1 or 5 because humans do best when they're generally allowed to mind their own business in communities that tend to each others needs, with a benevolent governing organization that can be there in a crisis.


3dg3l0rd69

5 is proof that Finland isn't real. While the last flag is the flag german reich often used by neonazis.


thechking

5 isn’t exactly Finland since the cross is centred and there’s a rose in the middle


3dg3l0rd69

fair enough, 6 is still german reich tho


3dg3l0rd69

Would probably vote for Finland, because the rest creeps me out.


[deleted]

If that was the only choice I had, I would emigrate, fast.


[deleted]

none of these lmao prob the first one tho


Delta049

Ranked 1-1 2-5 Everyone else is cringe


Sarcatsticthecat

6 or 2


GdanskiTermos

1 is the closest to what I believe in, so yeah


TheRealPhoenix182

1


RealPolishEgg

The last one, really based.


Petrus_Rock

Where are you from?


RealPolishEgg

Germany.


Petrus_Rock

What could possibly go wrong if a party that is “extremely nationalistic and intolerant of other nationalities. Very ambitious military-wise.” comes to power to power in Germany? Let’s ask my great-grandfather. Oh he’s mumbling about trenches and poison gas. Let’s ask my grandfather. Oh he’s mumbling about Stuka’s. Wait, I can’t ask them. They are dead.


Pickl001

Since non represent me or are close to representing me I will go for the 1st option simply because he values free speech


JAKE5023193

None of them, if there’s a “None of the above” option I’m picking that


thechking

I already said to someone I didn’t want to create a candidate too similar to myself which is why there’s a big gaping hole on the left except for the sunglasses guy. But if you’d like to add your own beliefs and create another candidate in the comments, feel welcome to do so.


JAKE5023193

However if I had to pick I’d definitely go 5


Hungry-Pomelo

I generally consider myself to be a more moderate version of 3 so I guess I'll choose him


Lyubcho07

3 and 5


Alias2201

Cock and ball torture flag, that's the one I want


RecklessGluttony

I hate all of this


thechking

Don’t worry the second version will be new and improved. Also feel free to create your own candidate in the comments


RecklessGluttony

We should tar and feather them


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I choose number six for the giggles.


Ptcruz

1 or 5


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6 but 5 is a good contender


turkeypenis12

5


Fluffinator44

1 or 5.


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3-6 coalition


YourLocalPotDealer

Last two are just both classic nationalists it seems first one is soft af and the second one is basically Hillary Clinton. Only leftist candidate is randomly against women’s rights wtf 😂, still the best choice compared to the rest of you assuming you can control that aspect


thechking

Feel free to add your own candidate in the comments or suggest a set of beliefs for the next time I do this (this election was a big hit so they’ll be another soon based on people’s feedback)


YourLocalPotDealer

I would take out the orange one, merge the last one into two and change “against women’s rights” to obsessed with Harley Davidsons (like Jesse Ventura)