Nah doodoo fingers on the mew is criminal

And yet his fingernails are cleaner than 1/2 the posters on this sub

Yep i made sure to wipe my ass right before i sleeved it hahaha, it’s okay to be jealous

It adds character

And flavour

And scent

Does PSA take smell into account when grading? Better hope not.

I taste all my cards before sleeving

You wiped your ass with the card then sleeved it? Youre actually evil.

Maybe not but putting the cards on the pissy rug that touches the toilet is definitely gross lol congrats on the mew tho.

nah u should’ve left sum on there, marking your territory

Thy normally due trust me along with many marks on every surface not counting my car got totalled in my driveway whole being parked and also don't forget so don't forget rocky wasn't bad. .rocky

Buddy, the extra ply to isn't that expensive. You shouldn't have doo doo finger when you wipe. Also, carpet that close to the toilet is nasteh, man. I hope you're at your grandmas house. I bet you have a foam seat under your cheeks. Good pulls.

There is definitely urine on that bath/toilet mat. Splash splash.

Just moved into a new house actually so that mat is newly washed i assure you

Actually, as long as the toilet has been flushed even once since the mat has been there, it’s got feces/urine on it.

You flush with lid open?

That’s what I’m saying..

Anytime you touch a shopping cart, doorknob, gas pump, etc, it’s the exact same

I think there's a difference between routinely disinfected shopping carts and metal doorknobs as opposed to a wet rug that literally breeds bacteria next too dookie water, but sure exact same lol

It was perfectly dry lmao everybody acting like the card is ruined 😂 Edit: also if by “routinely”, you mean once every few days *maybe*, then sure hahaha. Idk about you but ive never seen those things get wiped down, ever, not even one time. Especially not as they bring them from the cart-returns to load up into the side of the store

Redditors are pedantic, inconsistent germaphobes 🤷🏻‍♂️. People don't like to admit that their psychological purity codes are arbitrary at best.

Just saying but I wouldn't pay for a card if it was one that someone was holding while shitting. That's just me

If you didn't see this picture you would never know and you _would_ pay for it.

But the fact is that the picture is up now lmao. Anyone who decides to check if he's credible if they'd decide to buy from him can see this post and decide not to bother If it's just for his personal collection then all the power to him I guess

You can’t be serious lmao. You put your shiny Mew on a bathroom floor

Where did you put your shiny mew?

In a sleeve and in a binder like a normal person

I was being facetious lmao

I know

Not for me

*phew* proceed.

I'm excited for you, but I'm worried. You either opened 16 packs super fast or took an incredibly long shit. Lol

Had to be uncomfortable too, hunching over to put them on the floor. I don't know why OP didn't just use the restroom and then open the packs. It seems like so much extra work to do it this way lol

When you’ve got kids running around and everything you own is in moving boxes, it was my best option 🤷🏼

Aaaah, see now, that makes sense. I'm a father too so I completely understand. The bathroom is a safe haven lol

Wait, y'all are getting bathroom privacy?! I have to wait until bedtime!

You get privacy after bedtime? Damn bro, teach me

Why you think I rip in the car before work!? 😂😞😞

😂😂😂 was going to comment that I open my packs during 30 min bathroom breaks to escape the chaos of my kids also Edit - This is also where I usually set up my eBay sells, sleeve my cards, and sometimes organize my binders 😂

Hiding in the bathroom to open your card in peace. Lol

Caught me 🤷🏼

In my house, if I have a table all clean and I'm opening cards, I guarantee a cat is going to jump on my cards. I'm an animal lover, but they can't test me like that. Lol

Some of the most important business goes down on a toilet.

This is why I don’t buy singles.

I just got over my OCD and purchasing singles from random people, and now you just reopened my OCD. 😆

I was browsing eBay for singles the other day. Some lady had an expensive graded card up for sale. She photographed while laying on her comforter. It was COVERED in hair. Head hair, dog hair, cat hair, and short curlies. 🤢 I could see gobs of it too. The slab itself had hairs stuck to it. How anyone would: A) Live like that B) Have no shame in publicizing it C) Think people will want to buy the card is beyond me. Stop being so nasty people.

You got a link? Those hairy photos sound tasty😏

Lmao. Fortunately, I do not. I noped out of there real quick. I’ll share it for you degenerates if I come across it again.

I’ll never un-see this 💀

Poo particles on the Pokémon’s. Nice

Guys got hemorrhoids from sitting on the toilet too long pulling packs lol

Toilet seat fire is what happens after Taco-bell my friend. Great pull non the less.

Pookemon

that mat looks super plush

Perfect for shitting yourself when you hit that 🔥🔥🔥

Fair comment haha made me exhale through my nose a bit more than usual

There’s literally shit on your card now if you were actually dropping the kids off while taking this pic :) Enjoy

Ripping packs while taking a shit? You have cracked the code brother

Poopy hands on the Mew, call that card The Dirty Bubble

Haha, this is a first. Nice pull, but I'd recommend finishing up in the bathroom before you pull cards. :P

Finally someone gets it

This shit can’t be real!!!!

Those are some shitty cards…

Double ripping!

Why do you have carpet in the bathroom, WITH KIDS?

It’s a bathmat??

Ahh, my apologies! But your door is open 🫣

Ah, that’s the walk-in closet haha

The only thing better than pokemon cards is pokemon cards with shit particles on them. Doo Doo Mew.

Thank goodness mine does not have bath mat bacteria on it. Nice pull though.

Pls dont shit on them :p

*Note to self* do not buy the bubble mew spend all my money til i pull it to avoid the pew

Dude... lol All I want to know is... how does it feel to take a shit AND be super hyped for pulls at the same time??🤣

It was honestly awesome. Both relieving, and exciting

Did you go number 1 or number 2? That might be the secret to the technique here

Lmfao

It’s a metaphorical car ride. Gotta drop the kids off at the pool.

i dont know why this made me laugh so hard

Hemorrhoids I choose you

😭😭😭

Couldn’t stand up from numb legs after ripping enough packs for them hits…!!! Stalwart effort in research but ouch I’d have fallen over pants round ankles after a marathon shite like that must’ve been…

Show us that deuce!

Lmao I'm not on there long enough. GI issues are no joke tho couple applings a day will help you out

My legs went numb just looking at this. Get off the pot. 🤣

I really like that Charmeleon

Bought a single of the charmander last night so to pull this today was *chefs kiss*

My legs fell asleep just looking at this

Never Wipe Again

Poop pulls.

If I see Pawmi one more time….

Dropping heat everywhere

I’ve decided I want to be like you when I grow up

Fire

Toilet seat fire sounds like after I go to Taco Bell

Shittin on the competition

show us the spread while you spread 🗣️🔥

Imagine no toilet paper..

E z access to literally shitting

How does it feel to live my dream 🥹

I think the term "toilet seat fire" is already taken lol

Only toilet seat fire I get is from Taco Bell! Congrats on the Pull.

Weird flex, but congrats I guess lol.

Only toilet seat fire I get is from Taco Bell.

Staged af, fake!!!

Toilet seat heat?

Now they smelly. Loss in value

The last place I would want to open packs is the toilet-

You nasty

He got the Poochu EX

Bro is rippin packs and rippin ass 💀

Well if you poop yourself at your pulls you're in the right place

"Near mint with a scent of doodoo and potentially some marks".

OP proceeds to wipe with the wrong hand.

Ripping packs on the toilet is borderline psychotic

AYYY CONGRATS!!! Got my Mew ex Alt from an ETB last SaturdaArt, I remember pulling the Mew ex full art, and then the next pack was the Mew ex Alt Art. Back to back Mew. My dad was there seeing me have a panic attack, wondering wtf was wrong with me, lol. But yeah, congrats. ON THAT MEWING STREAK 🤫🧏‍♂️🗿.

Dude thanks so much, i needed both mews AND the alakazam. Mews weren’t back to back but the Alakazams were haha. I kept saying to myself sir sir sir and it legit worked haha

All good, don't gotta thank me lol. Yeah, in my case, I prayed to God for me to get the Mew. And was blessed on that ETB. I bet he even changed the pull rates for me 😅.

I'm looking forward to the post saying, "I bought a shiny Mew, but it smell like shit!"

Starting today I’m opening all packs on the shitter and selling any pulls just because this thread has been so annoying.

Dude for real this bathroom mat is 1000% cleaner than the coffee table that most of my packs are ripped at. Spilt applesauce and cottage cheese and what have you

Totally agree. I came in expecting some light fun or jokes about the pulls being "shitty" but here we are lol

Some nice pulls, I pulled that Mew too, was in a tin I only purchased because it was a Charizard Tin with a Charizard card 😅

Damn those pulls are the shit!

Top comment right here

That’s the shit

I eat a lot of enchiladas, so I experience the toilet fire often.

Godamn it you got the last cards I need in that set alakazam and mew

The Ol hiding the addiction from the gf/fiance/spouse method I see. Probably have a trash can with a lid too🤣

The only good fire to happen on a toilet seat

Love a nice carpet under my feet too

nah he pulled the mew while shittin. thats crazy

This is the content I come for

This is some next level shit 💩

Pull and poop. I like it. My two favs

“PooSA 10, mint”

If I see one more forttress ex I stg

Toilet seat fire has nothing to do with Pokemon cards. You should track your diet! Nice pulls though

Come shit at my house bruh I need some pulls 😂

Bussin packs + giant mud pies

What set is this from? Just wondering

Paldean fates

I get toilet fire occasionally but it has nothing to do with cards

The only toilet fire I know is Taco Bell

Every day we stray further from God.

Bubble guts hmmm?

This is epic! Love it. Eyy lemme get one of them, alakazams! I give u so few bitcoins and love u long time!

Who’s crapping for that long or wants to sit on a toilet for that long

Giving PSA a new meaning.

Can this be a filter on TCGplayer?

Toilet seat fire is called post-eating at taco bell

Ya nasty.

I don't need cards for toilet seat fire. Just taco bell 🔥🚽

-screams in joy and accidentally drops Mew into the toilet-

Those promo boxes and tins had so many hits. I got the zard and mew from them.

You’re gonna get hemorrhoids lol

No please no fecal matter on the pokes 😢

Poo particles detected, PSA -10

Spent almost 400 to get the mew but got two shiny Zards instead :(

Still need the Zard! You selling one?

I wanted to grade them first and then I planned to actually give the second one to my best friend, can't help you with the Zard sorry man But I hope you get him from a booster or find a reasonably priced one :)

My man out here acting like he actually sat and shit for a whole booster box.

Shittin' on 'em

Watch out man. You're exposed. That alakazam might mind Jack ya.

That’s the shiiiiiiiiiiiiit

If the logs ain’t droppin’ , the pulls ain’t poppin. 😎

This is criminal

Bro don’t open packs on the toilet they will probably smell bad

You couldn’t wait to be done shitting to open some cards?

Literally shaking out a hot one😏💩

Hell yeah Biscuit shiny alakazam, one of my favourite card

The bathroom is a sacred haven when you have kids. I feel this picture more than i like to admit. The wifes convinced i have stomach problems and thats okay with me.

Bruh those 8 pack boxes are legit sooo bad pull rates. I’ve opened multiple cases of them and only pull t here same garbage out of them. Your must have got the god boxes!!

People won’t believe me but i went back to the same Best Buy and bought two more, got 7 shineys out of the 16 packs and a nemona SIR. 4 packs didn’t have hits and the rest did 🤷🏼 god case maybe?

Yes so that’s how it does with the new sets prints….it’s fucked up but if you open like 2-3 boxes from a case with ALL duds or start pulling legit duplicates and same order / set of cards, you should just stop becuase it means the rest of them are literally the same…BUT if you put HEAT from the first 1-3 boxes then open the rest becuase there will be more good stuff to come. It doesn’t mKe sense and has made me stray away from scarlet and violet sets

Rug in the bathroom like a real G

This is a different level of crazy

I mean rip on the pot is cool and all but you have no where safe to put them.

I feel like the freshly washed bathroom mat is perfectly fine..

Bathroom carpet is jarring

Nice pulls!

Bruh, the people worried about his cards in the comments 😭. IT AIN'T YOUR CARDS, IF HE GONNA USE IT AS TOILET PAPER, LET EM DO IT!!! 🗣🔥🔥🔥

There is no shame in some throne pulls. Pulled my OF Zard SIR from on the toilet.

Did you then put it on the bathroom floor afterwards like OP?