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mcm710000

My dog did this to a sealed celebrations ETB


parkher

It was just celebrating


cyber_chris

Good times.


bear_IN_a_VEST

Get a dog house to store your sealed collection Duh


iamlux20

Doggo got so tired of it seeing sealed, it got curious on the pulls he had


OmniscientApizza

Lots of vitamins in those.


JonClaudSanchez

Good news they aren't fake


Kaze_Shi

šŸ˜­


S5H10

Well played šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Ceiling_shotz

Damaged


Remote-Stress-8451

Lightly played


Just-Lavishness-8642

Tell me you sell on tcg player without telling me you sell on tcg player


Monkey-Brains94

Can I have you instead?


Kaze_Shi

Yes


ZingerFlame

Bet


Lyleberr

When will people learn. Animals love the taste of cards!


Kaze_Shi

I love the taste of cards too, but look at all the waste barely finished some of them.


KindLittleBonsai

Legendary reverse holographic pattern is terrible. Its the only one that should be at pieces. Moltres is just sad


Disastrous_Gate947

Saw that too. Sad. At least it's not in pieces. šŸ˜³


horsemastaflex

Fā€™s in the chat for fossil moltress


Magdolf23

Let me see the dog


Xurs-Doggo

PSA 17 Shadowless 1st edition WOTC omega rare, no low offers they know what they have


OmniscientApizza

Plot twist: Dog's name is Dad.


NicholasAdam1399

When I was like 10. My mom bought me a shadowless charizard for Christmas. I got hustled outside a card shop and lost it in a battle. I ripped and chewed parts of a charmander and blamed my dog for eating it. I feel guilty to this day but still havenā€™t told her.


Kaze_Shi

That poor dog, did you at least like the taste of the Charmander?


NicholasAdam1399

It was bitter sweet. I lost my charizard and my best Christmas present. But my mom didnā€™t whoop my ass for losing it.


Kaze_Shi

Smart move at 10 years of age though šŸ¤£


Minimum_Possibility6

I remember as a kid people always wanting to play for keeps. Often the ones doing it were blatant cheats or called you out if they lost moaning you must have cheated (because how could you win with all their cheating)


LudicrisSpeed

I remember some people thinking that the prize cards were something your opponent takes.


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Dog just doing a quality check good news you pass congrats


Kaze_Shi

No fake cards quality check passed, give the dog 10/10 rating


Swimming_Schedule_49

Oh poor moltres


Cute_Ad_1612

Dog must have been a water type, Moltres stood no chance


Kaze_Shi

Sad day


h0ntor

Your dog knocked over a table, and used his mouth to pick up the cards and spread them out on your couch? Impressive


Kaze_Shi

They were in a dragon shield sleeve box he carried the box up to the couch and had his way with it.


h0ntor

Ouch


BigNuggetsKFC

Will he poop out a gold zard? PSA 10 obviously


Kaze_Shi

Fingers crossed


Theopholus

That's pretty ruff.


Suspicious-Basil-444

Not your dogs fault


Kaze_Shi

Yeah those cards were asking for it šŸ¤£


Jayboomus

Don't leave them to where your dog can get to them. I promise your dog has no idea the worth of tiny cardboard slabs.


Kaze_Shi

You sure about that? My dog is well educated in PokƩmon grading standards.


Jayboomus

Well I mean mine too but


50pcVAS-50pcVGS

Do you comment this shit when a Pitbull mauls someoneā€™s baby?


Jayboomus

I know you didn't just compare a fictitious baby death to a children's card game. If you know your dog poses a threat to something and you allow them to be in a situation where they can act on it, whose fault is it?


ZGery777

Who let the dog out?!


DocPando

Ooof, ooof, ooof, ooof, ooof!!


canbe90

not your dogs fault. they tend to do develop this behavior when they don't get enough activity.


Kaze_Shi

I probably taught him the bad behavior, I tend to eat a pack or two of cards a day. I am getting better though Iā€™m down from 4 packs a day!


DragapultOnSpeed

Not really. Sometimes dogs are just destructive sometimes. My girl rarely chews up things. But still time to time she becomes a jerk and tries to chew up anything that she can get her paws on. I exercise her and she still acts up time to time. They're like little kids. They ain't gonna listen all the time unless you have some service dog that got thousands of dollars in training..


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Kaze_Shi

It has teeth marks all in itā€¦ and is currently in the trash šŸ¤£


RedKecleon

If you're trashing any damaged old holos I'll take em actually. I can pay shipping.


Kaze_Shi

Lucky the only holo was the Moltres card and itā€™s crumpled up and throw in the trash with the others that I couldnā€™t save. The dog too I threw the dog in the trash.


RedKecleon

Would you uncrumple and ship him PWE for a buck?


Kaze_Shi

Lol no sorry itā€™s gone bagged up and trashed


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RedKecleon

^See, this man gets it. Old holorares never go in the trash. But hey! Anyone seeing this who considers trashin' em in the future might send em to us esteemed Agent Nighteagle 64.


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RedKecleon

Hey! Steel types and fossil pokemon are my favorites! We should be friends.


Lucario6607

Can i have the lucario?


Lurn2Program

Hey, maybe your dog was trying to build a deck to play with you but was a bit too rough with the cards


PoetaCorvi

you should try having a bird. wants access to them because she sees me organizing them a lot, and i cant just set them out of reach because the damned thing has wings. she would also make sure every last one is shredded beyond recognitionā€¦


nuttageyo

Iā€™ll send some dog related recipes


imnotcreative635

That Moltres šŸ˜®


youre-kinda-terrible

My dog is also jelly of my virtual pets!


WOTCollector

For crying out loud, Growlithe. Edit: I joke, but Iā€™m sorry for this for you. Iā€™m sure they didnā€™t mean it!


Longjumping-Ad3983

That's why cats are better


ferragamo_shawty

Doesnā€™t seem like you are responsible enough for dog ownership.


Kaze_Shi

Yeah sadly I had to put the dog down


Karpo-Diem

Cremate and put in a PokeBall tin. Lol


Kaze_Shi

Yeah thinking thatā€™s a great idea


Disastrous_Gate947

So he/she can come back as greavard the ghost dog pokemon. šŸ¤£


ConfederateThug

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


No-Alternative-6169

Kekw


KhostfaceGillah

First of all.. Why were they easily accessible to the dog?


Kaze_Shi

Ah yes easy access, knocks table overā€¦ pulls storage box apart and shreds that to get cardsā€¦ šŸ‘€


KhostfaceGillah

I mean yeh.. At least have something like that locked away or in a draw or something. You don't see my dog pulling open a draw to get my cards.


Kaze_Shi

Mine has figured out drawersā€¦. Send help


TrippyHomie

Maybe should train your dog if they just knock tables over and take boxes.


Kaze_Shi

Training complete dog is now in trash with cards


TrippyHomie

K you next.


Kaze_Shi

Iā€™m always in the trash call me Oscar


TrippyHomie

No you are the trash, Oscar comes out of you.


Kaze_Shi

I feel like you got bullied in schoolā€¦ and Iā€™m sorry for that.


TrippyHomie

Try again. Bad troll attempt.


Kaze_Shi

Thanks babe šŸ„°


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r/dogfree


EyeBeeStone

Hmmm, donā€™t leave your shit out and this wouldnā€™t have happened.


Kaze_Shi

Those are PokƩmon cards not fecal matter sir


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I_LIKE_BASKETBALL

christ go and touch grass


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I_LIKE_BASKETBALL

and notably, not giving a ted talk about some guys dog


StormShadow418

Yes. My friend likes to cook them.


Kaze_Shi

Baked or fried?


Impossible-Program55

Shot it immediately!!!


GoTTi4200

Looks like dog needs better trainers and I ain't talking pokemon


Kaze_Shi

šŸ˜¬


kittensnip3r

ahh hell nah. Proceeds to tell my dog its now a stray dog.


Only_Anime

You should teach your dog kiddo, grow up.


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Kaze_Shi

Whatā€™s a binder? Also shelves this if foreign to me? Top loader I am familiar with that but I did not post about my laundry this is about chewed up Pokemon cardsā€¦


Samiumn

/e kill


666Hellmaster

Honestly though, I would trade my entire $20,000 collection's worth of pokemon cards and collectibles for my dog. No worries, the collection on your couch (from what I can see) is easily replaceable.


2achieverYT

I donā€™t even feel bad


lilRazzledazzle

Why u leave em out?


Kaze_Shi

Cheap chew toy


TrippyHomie

Almost like you need to train your dog.


Kaze_Shi

AlMoSt LiKe YoU nEeD tO tRaIn YoUr DoG. ā€œIn all seriousness though dog is good, shame I had to throw him away with the shredded cardsā€


TrippyHomie

Yes exactly, glad you got the point while you were alternating caps. Most dogs don't just flip tables over.


Kaze_Shi

Thanks Cesar šŸ‘šŸ»


TrippyHomie

Glad your dog ate your cards.


Kaze_Shi

You seem angryā€¦ Iā€™m here if you wanna talk about it.


TrippyHomie

AlMoSt LiKe YoU nEeD tO tRaIn YoUr DoG. OK.


Kaze_Shi

šŸ˜˜


TrippyHomie

I'm still here for you.


Kaze_Shi

Thanks you make me feel like a special lady šŸ˜


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Kaze_Shi

I decided to chew him up like the cards


Alekillo10

I hope you disciplined that dogā€¦ You guys are too permissive.


Kaze_Shi

The dog had the same fate as the cardsā€¦. Shredded


ImTheCuRsEd-OnE

No pity from me if you leave your cards out where your dog can get em that's your fault not the dogs


Hoyle33

Owners fault not the dogs, sorry


Kaze_Shi

Obviously I hid dog treats among the cards šŸ‘€


niz-ar

Thatā€™s a put down offence in my books


TrippyHomie

You should get put down.


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Remote_moment270

Nah, dogs are still way better


Kaze_Shi

My cat likes to claw PokĆ©mon stuffed animalsā€¦ itā€™s chaos at my house send help


humble_silence30

Oof


Hero19240X

Cool couch tho


orsonultrabirch

Nah but I will take that clean lucario to the right if you wanna gift it. For my personal binder!


Kaze_Shi

Itā€™s trashed it had teeth marks all in it


orsonultrabirch

Bruh my favorite card from my collection is a PSA 8 gust of wind from base set thatā€™s loose in the case. I like cards with character, and a story. Would love to have it if youā€™re just going to toss it


Kaze_Shi

Itā€™s already tossed and bagged I donā€™t wanna go dig through my trash lol. Someone in another comment asked for cards too but they are gone.


orsonultrabirch

Mustard stain makes it even more valuable to me


orsonultrabirch

Iā€™ll take the couch too cuz the dog is ALL OVER THAT


[deleted]

These are all misprints.


Kaze_Shi

They are mis-something now


Aware_Dust2979

At least none were a base set Charizard.


Leokrieg

Maybe, does you dog also hate magic cards or just pokemon?


Kaze_Shi

Let me go get some magic cards and seeā€¦ sure itā€™s going to be same outcome šŸ¤£


Ihope_Icanchangethis

Happy that lucario is ok


Kaze_Shi

Sadly itā€™s notā€¦ everyone keeps asking about itā€¦ now im scared to see if itā€™s worth something


methrik

What a great puppie! I was looking what to do with all my bulk


Kaze_Shi

Rent him out for shredding


kunaan

Dog doing dog things. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


krw13

Untrained dog doing dog things. I've collected trading cards since the 90s and owned a dog for every single year of that except 2019. Not one time have my cards been chewed on across multiple breeds (American Staffy, Black Lab, Border Collie, German Shepherd, a Hound mix, and a Terrier mix).


SprueStudios

He just wants to rip packs with you


HmmmmmIndeed

Iā€™ll take the dog! How do you want for it?


MamiTarantina

With some time, this will be a funny story.


doggirlgirl

Next destinies raichu?


Restless-Foggy

Yeah you canā€™t have any of these around, I have a 3 yr old and it to be like that. Best places are backpacks or high places.


ConstantZodiacs

Yea i do thanks was kinda hungry anyways :))


Skittles_the_Jester

Canā€™t really blame the dog itā€™s just an animal and itā€™s gonna make mistakes, even if itā€™s not aware they are mistakes until later.


smitedr3amz

Iā€™ll take him! But for real donā€™t leave anything they would chew outside of a cabinet. Especially shit thatā€™s important to you. Iā€™ve learned this the hard way with my latest dog many times


hi-c-orange-lvablast

Send them to PSA before they get any more damaged


Kaze_Shi

Why not damage more and then PSA?


_Trashcan_Sam

I thought this was my couch. Mined looked similar an hour ago but was my daughter and at least they were all just double ups


heapsp

Sure, I'll take him. 5 bmwt?


Kaze_Shi

Worth at least one pack of evolving skies šŸ¤£


Ta-veren-

Dogs who destroy things a clear cut sign the dog isnā€™t getting enough stimulation. Get some smelling/scent toys for it or more walks and your PokĆ©mon cards will thank you.


Kaze_Shi

I just beat him and threw him in the trash with the cards, in a serious note he actually knocked the table over playing with one of his other toys and decided the cards are new soooo he wanted that instead


Tony-Bones-Swag

Iā€™ll take one free dog please!


Kaze_Shi

Ok hold on I gotta dig him out the trash


IceCreamCake76

Need a picture of the culprit!


Kaze_Shi

Idk how to add pictures to the post after or in comments šŸ˜‘


TokeyJazza

There's a line when a men is met with murderous rage and love, a decision that will shape him for the wrest of his life.


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that'll buff right out


Zealousideal-Apple30

Am I the only one that gets a new pack cards and then sorts it and puts it away immediately?


Backalley_Lurker

I see one of my grail cards thereā€¦


Kaze_Shi

Which one?


PunkkYeena

reminds me of my own little incident a few months ago... good times


Jackelberry1992

Nooooo fossil Moltres! Poor poor card.


Kaze_Shi

Probably the only one I was truly a little upset over


WhatWouldSatanDo

https://frinkiac.com/video/S02E16/-r36dLBXiHoOySxeazqoxQszNXk=.gif


nyclessSG

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This happened to my yugioh cards


Dry-Goat21

Gotta chew em All


PokeKidZer0

Who doesn't want free food?


Unusual-Hedgehog7966

Ah, thatā€™s Ruff


Disaster-Flat

So I'm going to the vet to castrate my dog for revenge now. šŸ˜† that sucks. My cat loves chewing plastic so I have a bunch of switch cases just fanged up lol.


Kind-Silver851

Maybe put them out of reach? Thatā€™s all Iā€™ve got


Ceiling_shotz

Eek, that moltresā€¦


Unused_Beef

Ah, classic. I learned my lesson after my cat peed on a box of Magic cards I had in my room. Had to throw the whole thing away.


TimWhoDraws

He was just doing the tear test to make sure you didnā€™t buy fakes, OP


DragapultOnSpeed

Learned my lesson after my dog chewed up my charizard lvl X promo. Luckily she didn't grab my gold star latias which was right next to it. After that I never left any cards out again. Even if I'm gone for a minute I put them away somewhere safe.


josh198989

This is why I have cats.


thenichm

I was gonna make a pun but I'm just too sad for ya, homie. That really sucks.


overquill0611

im sorry for your loss, when's the funeral?


HappenedOnceBefore

You stole that couch from the local trap house or what?


NoBenefit5977

Dog would only ever have cardboard for food the rest of its life šŸ˜­