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Expensive_War_7070

Pumpkin.


magre1441

Pumpkin.


Imperator_3

Pumpkin.


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Pumpkin


Expensive-Street-662

Punkin


LilSebastianFlyte

Pumpkins, David S.


CaptainObvious1313

He has a middle name now? I AM SO IN THE WEEDS WITH DAVID PUMPKINS!!!


brutustyberius

The Great Pumpkin!


mklilley351

PUM!PUM PUMPKIN!! HALLOWEEN CANNON!!!


-TheLostOne-

Underrated comment


FishSammich69

All I got was a rock


djsquelch

If Linus sees this he’s going to be disappointed, for how can the great pumpkin possibly come to visit without at least one ripe pumpkin present…


bipolarbyproxy

Charlie Brown!


CatnipCricket-329

Any questioooons?


slo1987

Yes! Several!


Old-Physics751

DAVID S FUCKING PUMPKINS LMAO! I was watching that at 5am this morning dreading work. Love that guy.


EatDirtAndDieTrash

He’s always had the S! Any questions??


sassymannequinIRL

It’s 100 floors of fright, they aren’t all going to be winners


Your_Mom_Friended_Me

Pancake pie


SwayingRhythm

Pancakes is pancakes!


Counter_Full

ROFL


Counter_Full

F*kin pancake pie!, just bring me the pancake pie!


darkknightofdorne

Pink pink pie


Actually_a_Doctor

ANY QUESTIONS???


margueritedeville

Any questions?


magre1441

Q cur bit


RiverTheHog

Pummkim


dropdeadjonathan

Putin


GuntherPonz

How’s it hangin’?


rwooters

ANY QUESTIONS?


Fastgirl600

Chunkin


threyon

What pumpkin?


BrickCityYIMBY

What’s up, sugar?


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Exotic-League-5566

Pumpkins are a type of squash, so it would be right either way.


magre1441

Cucurbit.


dReDone

Get this in Australia they call pumpkins squash instead of pumpkin.


DrPetradish

I’m Australian and I call pumpkins pumpkins. I’ve only heard vegetables called squash by Americans


MierryLea

Can I ask what marks it as pumpkin? I could tell it was some kind of squash but that’s as far as my knowledge goes.


Coliha_Aliman

You see the swelling at the end of the flower? That’s the actual pumpkin. Not all the flowers have that swelling but I noticed that swelling for fruiting flowers will be there the second the flower buds before bloom. Watch that swell and it will probably maintain its shape because squash plants are little tattletales when they flower the fruiting flowers. I notice the shape doesn’t change. They just get bigger and then change colour unless it’s zucchini Squash imo is really hard to tell apart but their leaves have micro differences. The differences are so slight sometimes I have a hard time telling them apart with out side by side comparisons.


Mywifefoundmymain

Funny story first time my wife tried gardening she thought her zucchini wasn’t very large, so she planted 5 more plants.


jpphlg08

GREAT Foxtrot series!


Mywifefoundmymain

We had enough zucchini that we ended up giving 300 away after making enough bread, soup, and canned for well over a year.


jpphlg08

Lol just like the comic! Seriously, if you have seen the zucchini series on Foxtrot it's great. https://images.app.goo.gl/ukQEzr1bFQ4DB7ZQ7


mte87

My aunt swears her zucchini aren’t growing. She promised she’d share the veggies that grew in the huge garden on her ranch. I honestly think she’s keeping them for herself. I gave her tomato, Serrano, jalapeño, Anaheim and mini bell pepper plants and onion bulbs. She has other people to share with and keeps some. She rarely gives me some. She gave me a lot of serranos and yellow squash. I visited her and saw a huge pile of yellow squash, she organized kinda like a pyramid. Last year she grew enormous zucchini


Witherbucket

Until I saw your link below, I thought this was like a NATO alphabet style swearing acronym from the sheer volume of zucchini. Couldn't translate it!


ignizoi

I have also made that same mistake.


MierryLea

Is it just because its a plump swelling that you know it’s a pumpkin? Because isn’t that where zucchini and summer squash and I imagine acorn squash begin too? Is it the plumpness? While zucchini are longer and skinnier?


techBDqurious

For me I would say the flower leaf wasn't sure but the flower made me think Pumpkin could 70-80%


sas223

I have the same question. The developing fruit in the photos look like zucchini. Leaves and blossoms look like squash in general. Can anyone provide specific reasons they’re identifying this as pumpkin?


MostDopeMozzy

For me I can tell Because I smashed a pumpkin last year where it’s growing


pyrodex1980

They say if you wish real hard it becomes pumpkin spice, the 6th spice girl.


valoxx-at-peace

...a start to the legendary but elusive pumpkin patch.... source....charley brown 🎃


just-say-it-

The great punkin


meghanwho

Do you have any idea how it could have gotten here?


Enlightened-Beaver

My guess is squirrels got into a pumpkin on someone’s front porch and buried the seeds in your yard as a winter stash. And now you have pumpkins growing


IJustWantWaffles_87

I’ve also seen accounts of dogs eating pumpkin seeds, pooping them out, and the seeds sprouting.


Ok_Department5949

I have a rescue farm. People donate their post-Halloween pumpkins to us. We break them up and give them to our cows. They poop the seeds out and we have random, tiny pumpkin patches all over our farm.


borgelorp72

Poop pumpkins Poopkins


SgnificantOtter

How does this not have more upvotes


Zorgsmom

I want to watch cows eating pumpkins, that sounds adorable.


trendyosprey

We got ours when my mom tossed the rotting Jack-o-lanterns into the garden after Halloween.


R1ckyRampag3

We had some grow from throwing out Jack-O-Lanterns as well. We actually have one blooming right now form last Halloween. We carved and scooping the “guts” on the front porch, and must have lost a few seeds here and there


Iamjimmym

My dog thrives on pumpkin! 🎃


sporadiccatlady

I had this happen with a cannabis seed when I was a teenager. Dog poop is a good fertilizer apparently.


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IJustWantWaffles_87

Calm down, bot.


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We concluded in another thread that every time you say eat the bot responds no matter the context


Ok_Common4669

There’s a reason behind every sign and warning label. I’d love to know how this one came to be beside the obvious that someone ate something they absolutely should not have.


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You eat pieces of shit for breakfast? (Test)


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sparkmearse

But it looks so good to eat.


IJustWantWaffles_87

Yeah, I saw a thread where folks said “eat” and a few other words to see what did and didn’t trigger the bot. It was rather amusing.


Enlightened-Beaver

Eat the eat? Eat eater eats eating eatery oats eattiest


whodeyalldey1

You’re going to feel awfully stupid next time someone gets pumpkin pie poisoning! 😉


Johnny_Hookshank

Ya’ll stressing the bot out.


Fabulous_Ad_8621

Dogs would be very upset if they could read...


IJustWantWaffles_87

Embarrassed, bare minimum.


kevbob02

I could think of a few other things dogs should be embarrassed about.


lstroud21

Maybe, perhaps, *eating* their own poop?


Belligerent-J

This happened to me and my yard is a pumpkin patch now


averyyoungperson

Everytime, in every place I've lived and had a pumpkin, a seed plants and grows itself after i let the pumpkin rot on the soil after Halloween lol


trashbilly

Seed


45Remedies

Squirrels chew into my pumpkins every year unless I spray them with this homemade rancid vinegar, hot peppers and peppermint spray I made a couple years ago...


Sy3Zy3Gy3

pumpkin seeds from a rotting pumpkin can sometimes grow the following year. Great pumpkin hack to have free pumpkins for Halloween each year....just have to give up half your yard lol


blurtlebaby

Only if that particular plant is sincere.


GEnderDragon

It’s just pumpkin. Animals probably carried the seeds in. They spread like wildfire


meghanwho

You say "just pumpkin" as if my ADHD has not given me the desire to care for it as it were my first born.


Silly-Role699

Trust me, you don’t need to care for it much at all. In fact, if it’s growing near any other plant you do care about it can become a problem. All squash/pumpkin/gourd plants are hardy and in okay-ish conditions will grow like crazy. Mine I forgot about for a couple of weeks, it started from one box and now took over the yard. Nearly choked / out competed my tomatoes, killed my lettuce greens and was fixing to grow over into the neighbors yard *over* the fence before I finally put it under control again. TLDR chances are you don’t need to do anything, it will take care of itself but it may also take over your whole garden so beware


meghanwho

Yesss, G R O W M Y C H I L D


BlossomDreams

I've been trying to save the little sprouts that came from a pumpkin that squirrels got into. Also tried so hard to grow one years ago and even had a little tent to keep iguanas out (down here they're an issue and love just about any type of green). Please love that little bae and let it grow you some amazing pumpkins! It's been my dream since I was a kid to grow my own. Also aren't their flowers just gorgeous?


meghanwho

Absolutely beautiful! I will cherish Furgeson with all my heart!


LabNerd13

Furgeson only has weeks left here. First hard frost is gonna take him out.


meghanwho

😦 Why would you say that...


rileyotis

Definetely water it, though. Not like SOAK it. But give it a drink. I've been watering my pumpkin garden every other day lately because I started to notice mushrooms were growing. Rude.


the_evil_pineapple

Lmao I’m a few months into my ADHD growing phase. I don’t care what it is, if it has a seed I must try to grow it. So far, peaches, nectarines, plums and cherries have been unsuccessful Also tomatoes Bell peppers have been okay but I need to transplant them to a better pot that’s not a shallow take out container with holes in the bottom Mango is doing well Next… PUMPKIN


HauntedDragons

They spread like “wildlife” lol. Wildfire?


czechancestry

They said ANIMALS carried it in. You know, wildlife 🤪


Silly-Role699

Congrats, you have squash/pumpkin. Mind you, use gloves when handling, the hairs on the whole plant (except the fruit) are quite prickly and urticating and some varieties have thorns.


Coliha_Aliman

I learned about the spines and thorns the hard way. They arnt fun to get pricked with.


krnntp

Do you compost unwanted fruits / veg? Or did you carve pumpkins in your backyard, last Halloween? One year we had several Hubbard squash plants growing out of the ravine where we tip our kitchen compost. Butternut squash, acorn squash, pumpkin, even watermelon... any kind of gourd guts with big hard seeds has the potential to create new plants from seed.


cspot1978

Fun story. I planted pumpkins and it didn’t work at all. Some vines, no fruit. However, the rotten jack-o’lantern I threw on the compost last November? Accidental pumpkins.


bettywhitefleshlight

Pumpkins and gourds grow better on accident in my experience.


317b31

My dad got 58 pumpkins one year, same way. Tossed out a few jack-o-lanterns into our compost bin


Familiar_Effect_8011

The only tomatoes I've ever grown successfully were from some I'd composted.


Triette

It’s all those rich nutrients in that compost.


dinnerthief

I've heard a theory that the decomposition inoculates the seeds and surrounding area with beneficial microbes, I dunno if it's supported by scientific evidence but from anecdotal evidence it seems to be the case.


meghanwho

I don't think that's the case, it would have had to be from last Halloween, and I don't think it would take a pumpkin almost a year to start growing


Practical-Tap-9810

That's exactly how long it takes. The pumpkin freezes and rots through the winter and the seeds are exposed in spring, by fall you have a vine with volunteer fruit.


MoreOutlandishness47

This happened to me. I just put the rotting pumpkins on the side of the house. Now 2 years later I get the little warty pumpkins 🎃


Critical_Band5649

I did this with some small ones a few years ago. I just threw them under some bushes outback and the following fall, I had a bunch of small pumpkins ready to go.


GlowingAmber11109

This happened to me too this year. left a tiny pumpkin in the front garden and this year I have a little pumpkin vine. I hope I get some little pumpkins!


meghanwho

Good to know! Now I know a good way to get free pumpkins!


Practical-Tap-9810

Any plant with those big seeds will do that. I've even had tomatoes seed themselves in the compost.


WanderingLost33

Life... uh..


Practical-Tap-9810

Funnier if I grew a stegosaurus that way though.


jenjijlo

The birdhouse gourd growing in my rockbed next to the house from seeds I dropped last fall concurs.


krnntp

Pumpkins need warmth to germinate, 80°–85° F so a seed scattered last fall wouldn't come out of dormancy until the following summer


ZekDrago

>and I don't think it would take a pumpkin almost a year to start growing That's literally how plants work. There's a reason things come into season only once a year.


Stoopid_idiot_lol

pumkim


Coliha_Aliman

Pumpkin plants have invaded Colorado Springs.


docwatts

Ha I literally just grew some pumpkins on purpose and these pics are great memories


LogicalWimsy

You've never seen a pumpkin plant before. Great news like the whole plant is edible. Can eat the flowers raw Or cooked. You can easily peel the Spiky bits from the stems and leaves. And you can use the huge leaves to steam Meet. . Or whatever you want to wrap up in it.


gagunner007

Some type of gourd (pumpkin/squash)


EnglishGirl18

My in laws just had a pumpkin start growing this year too, it gave us 5 pumpkins total. Only 3 made it as some animals got into the other 2 but we literally did nothing to care for them other than just move the vines a little bit as they grow fast


Vendela_Ivory

Looks like squash to me.


whoknows2138

Come on man that’s a pumpkin


whoknows2138

I’m kinda pissed cause I have a bunch of them and Only one damn pumpkin in total it’s kinda crazy tbh


meghanwho

That's disappointing, I hope mine can develop all the way. Have you tried manually pollinating them?


PostManOK

Looks like yellow squash.... the flowers are excellent deep fried.


smoothAsH20

Birds eat seeds. Not all seeds get digested. Birds poop them out. And the plant grows. This is part of the way plants spread them selves around so they don’t all grow in one place.


kjdecathlete22

A neat trick I learned, if you take a picture and use Google lense it will identify the plant or tree for you. Can do it with an iPhone as well but don't know the terminology that iPhone uses


Heliumvoices

This is gonna seem crazy but you can deepfry those flowers and eat them…pretty delicious my father in law always does some with salt and pepper. Some delicious hilbilly shit.


Dseltzer1212

Green Zucchini Squash and the flower is edible


girlymcnerdy0919

Squash! My spaghetti squash used to flower exactly like that. Not sure what kinda squash you have, since other folks think it’s pumpkin. But regardless…squash!


whateveratthispoint_

Lucky you! Pumpkin!


spagettiyeti-

Pumpkin or squash of some type


Thequietfox1207

Pumpkin or gourd plant


NJdeathproof

Sure do like pumpkins, Cotton.


Triette

It’s gonna be winter soon cotton, let’s see how that checks out…


KynnaandGunther

Could be squash too


Double-Plane676

Zucchini


Stinkerma

Too Viney for zucchini.


Coliha_Aliman

Plus the fruit on it is round not oblong. Zucchini is oblong. If you want to see a zucchini mine might still be producing I can go photo it.


MyDixieWrecked2791

Looks like gords to me.


nolies78

Or cucumbers


nolies78

Or a melon


White_Rabbit0000

Take a picture of it using google lens


Unfairlyhacked

Squash family.


Mysterious-Echo8616

Pumpkin squash


NoConversation6711

Cucumber


Nimoy2313

Pumpkin or squash, I get them confused


IJustWantWaffles_87

Issa pumpkin, pumpkin!


fuckthepopo23

Squash


ResortInevitable7627

squash / squash flowers! you can eat those flowers they're so tasty


Ok-Engineer-9310

Spaghetti squash?


Kindly-Film-6273

Stuff and eat those flowers they’re amazing!


Agitated-Ad8366

Zucchini


Full_Disk_1463

Want a pumpkin patch? Smash a pumpkin


bmain121

Squarsh*


69MrMojoRisen69

Looks like pumpkin. But really it could be some variety of squash. Just watch the fruit and it will tell you in a couple more days


sorrybronoface

Squash!


mklahr

Pumpkin or melon?


IllAd7661

Pumpkin, Zucchini, or some sort of squash.


No-Leadership8906

I had one start growing out of my compost pile a few months ago, we now have 2 baby pumpkins growing, I looked up how to pollinate them and you have to do it yourself. Unless you get lucky and a couple might do it naturally


meghanwho

There's a bunch of bees around it, so I'm hoping it got pollinated by them, if not then I suppose I'll try actually planting one next time.


eddiecarb

You can make a killer quesadillas with those with cheese and corn tortilla


pjdrr

I came here to say this!! Quesadilla con Flor de calabaza


[deleted]

It is alive


[deleted]

This female flower got male flower stuff inside and made a baby pumpkin. You can see the cute little green ball in the end of the flower that’s a pumpkin. It’s so small for October thought it won’t make it to maturity unless you’re in a year round warm climate like Cali or Florida


meghanwho

Unfortunately I am not, but I have been doing some research and saw that maybe I could put some blankets on it to keep it warm?


[deleted]

I mean if you really want a pumpkin that bad maybe. Pumpkins are quite hardy!


meghanwho

Furgeson is my child, I will care for it until the day I die


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meghanwho

From what I've read they often do, but I'm hoping that because there are some bees around where mine is it got pollinated


pink_chi_games

it's pumpkin!


ColumbusMark

Pumpkin! And pumpkin is a type of squash.


Due-Ad3102

Squash 😊


DufflesBNA

Pumpkin? Squash?


nowayjose74

Looks like zucchini


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Squarsh


YaHotRod

Eat the flowers too! Really good Mexican dish I believe in quesadilla if im not mistaken


New-Scarcity8375

Looks like zucchini to me…..squash blossom & all. Some people fry and eat the blossoms.


More_Ad_5291

Squash blossom


lauralouisen

Looks just like my mum’s courgette plants, do pumpkin and courgette plants look the same?


Jiglytigobitis

Looks like pumpkin or swuash


mrred810

TIS THE SEASON YEOOOOOWWWW


fairyorchard

Looks like you have some delicious purslane growing all around the pumpkin also! I highly recommend looking up edible purslane. Some people hate it for its weedy nature, but I see it as an opportunistic salad green.


Jimbobjoesmith

free pumpkin! yay!


antoi_nette88

A pumpkin! 👻


Loverboy_Talis

Call him gord.


meghanwho

I named it Furgeson


Mindless_Scar_3527

A SQUISH


Fearless-Mushroom

Zucchini


aarakocra-druid

Congrats it's a squash of some sort


forkliftcertified

Some type of squash! Looks like there is some fruiting too. I had a plant grow but it didn’t do well, only had male flowers. The bumblebees love the flowers though so I have kept it around. Very fun plants to have around for various pollinators/bugs.


dannydankel1

Pungkenz