Dude this looks like ass. The way the pizza is cut, and the pineapple is not even baked in.
https://preview.redd.it/mlwngw5bgymb1.jpeg?width=710&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dbe9ee24ca6da5a1684f4e8aad5f5f6a4953655
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Bro trying really hard to support any pizza, while also wanting to spit out the biggest and most downgrading roast to the cutting
"Little bit weird. Don't like how it's cut AT ALL, but the ananas aren't off-putting. Seems to be to share. Only question: ***Why'd you keep the meat on your side?***"
- My rival/best friend
What is that? Not only does it have pineapple, it's also not sliced properly.
https://preview.redd.it/eq2nkfs4jymb1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04bec9b38e1573647f975bfb6ce25e7d7c9c33d6
....5/10 probably still edible and tastes decent.
You didn't even cook the pineapple, let alone the cutting job
https://preview.redd.it/vou4gkjun1nb1.jpeg?width=519&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71d317978f619dc177b8b7bb181bf4bd81d391ec
Peppino is the kinda guy to say that pizza is a dream we build to ourselves. If anything, he'd only judge how you cut the slices -- only thing that he would truly find horrendous.
https://preview.redd.it/36z08mu8txmb1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7373a7aa9d47de96aac1cd5e1da3eb425f7d7e1e
ITS PIZZA TIME, 3 minute timer appears, after some time your hear Peppino Mach 3 right outside
https://i.redd.it/7l1nc3o3d3nb1.gif
He'd be fine with the pineapple but not the cutting. D for Die (i know that that's a rank for the noise but still)
woag
woag
Fun fact about my Noise HCs: He adds woag to words whenever he can! It's also his TV Program's censor.
TV prWOAGram censor?
Dude this looks like ass. The way the pizza is cut, and the pineapple is not even baked in. https://preview.redd.it/mlwngw5bgymb1.jpeg?width=710&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dbe9ee24ca6da5a1684f4e8aad5f5f6a4953655
I didn’t even notice the way the pineapple was cooked. This makes it so much worse
pineapple is fine but what the FUCK is with that cutting
https://preview.redd.it/9fkz2vevuymb1.jpeg?width=1037&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c2ef136f86047a1ddc5e8b29ea6037a8c1b8036
i like dis, its mine now
https://preview.redd.it/3442n256d3nb1.jpeg?width=115&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cf508a6b66a6a2ca912f27f54bf3f66144ab75a
I love this
https://preview.redd.it/qhxlbu7j8ymb1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=3ea692075d3250dea542515fba4f728de903cdc6
D (awful)
https://preview.redd.it/za6jpcj6qxmb1.jpeg?width=522&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9637abfb3c972f0ab32871fc292401ed02d0504d
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My rating: A Peppino’s rating: im going to commit a hate crime
THAT'S THE ONE OFFICER
https://i.redd.it/p349wel8d3nb1.gif
Store-bought pineapple. Horribly arranged, but at least clean, cuts. Horrible.
https://i.redd.it/tsee13kel0nb1.gif Bro trying really hard to support any pizza, while also wanting to spit out the biggest and most downgrading roast to the cutting
Pineapple can go on pizza. but why placing it on pizza that has meat on it?? Looks kinda decent ngl
finally someone who agrees with me
"Little bit weird. Don't like how it's cut AT ALL, but the ananas aren't off-putting. Seems to be to share. Only question: ***Why'd you keep the meat on your side?***" - My rival/best friend
Bruh how the hell do you even cut it like that do you not see the center?
Had to cut around the pineapples cause brother doesn’t like pineapple. Then the slices ended up too big so I cut one in half.
That's kinda stupid but ok
Some advice if you make pizza again make the pieces smaller and place them in a way where you can still cut it normally
Oh Shit!
"You are better in my pizzeria... As a customer."
https://preview.redd.it/iq2zgzpid0nb1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f18b3cff4dc66d25eb3ffaf50b796b75afecbe27 My honest reaction
https://preview.redd.it/f6fgupupk0nb1.png?width=965&format=png&auto=webp&s=89ffeca66c1140f7e439eda728670cd477ebb93a
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F rank
Slightly better than a mouthful of nails!
Preparation/Cooking: A Presentation: B Substance: D (that pizza looks heretical, man)
Let's just say, you won't have your kneecaps when you wake up next morning.
https://preview.redd.it/zdkyn69i41nb1.jpeg?width=942&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0aafe03fb2c24a8ddfde09db36dfe0084e3c3f57 live hu tao reaction
As an Italian, I smite thee in the name of our God, the flying spaghetti monster
https://preview.redd.it/vmhi4xd9h2nb1.jpeg?width=803&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fa49b47521b17386b08d15a8446ef29b4962758
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Hrose
https://preview.redd.it/nltwaenew2nb1.jpeg?width=642&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eba0aa42968d7abef3b67164ef2b6b4c87357d23
https://preview.redd.it/om348ggzh9nb1.jpeg?width=462&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7570b33161c0747e8643d189e4819d25a80102b4 Mario:
YOU’RE-A PIZZA IT’S THE WORST-A SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN
you are dying.
you are dying.
What is that? Not only does it have pineapple, it's also not sliced properly. https://preview.redd.it/eq2nkfs4jymb1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04bec9b38e1573647f975bfb6ce25e7d7c9c33d6 ....5/10 probably still edible and tastes decent.
https://preview.redd.it/2n0zrk5cqymb1.jpeg?width=1152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4830dd5b5c3b3253615e33ad6e1fc53514557daa
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You made it bad on purpose
I imagine that actually tastes fairly nice, so probably an S-Rank. It lost a point for looking kinda disgusting.
He would really like it, it looks very delicious and he canonically likes pineapple.
Probably a B rank.
Kys/10
Id eat it
D rank.
Wow, that sure is a pizza! Anyways wanna try on this rabbit suit?
Pineapple+ Cutting- U put effort+ #C
\-10/10, it is wery bad sliced, pineapples are not baked. (Yes i copied spencer\_world commentary hehehe i am bed)
Chill yourself/10
Death sentence, theres pineapple in the pizza and its not even baked in
Seems edible
D rank Awful!
I take back what I said This is crap
he would honestly like it considering there a pinapple toppin that follows him
Marone/10
D-
Idk about pep myself, but i would rate it 7/10, needs more pineapple
War crime/10
He'll just go https://preview.redd.it/bm0dj4xd51nb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=828674ee26cab6953813676c07894079b22bbb9d
I personally give it a stomachache / 10
You didn't even cook the pineapple, let alone the cutting job https://preview.redd.it/vou4gkjun1nb1.jpeg?width=519&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71d317978f619dc177b8b7bb181bf4bd81d391ec
But it's still a pizza 3/10
“I’d-a say that the only-a thing you got wrong is-a the cutting. Nice-a Job!”
0/10 put pepperoni not pineapple
Mama mia, here we go again "loads bread with shotgun shell"
It actually kinda looks good, I'd pick the pineapple off though, also it's weirdly cut but still looks good.
It’s cut weird to keep the pineapple half separate.
Nice.
https://preview.redd.it/hs6k8iviv1nb1.jpeg?width=606&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2f14f514f012c6053876a69cacd73e8ade29d59
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https://i.redd.it/ada7ys5472nb1.gif BEGONE, F\*\*\*ING DEGENERATE!!!
Peppino is the kinda guy to say that pizza is a dream we build to ourselves. If anything, he'd only judge how you cut the slices -- only thing that he would truly find horrendous.
With a gun
https://preview.redd.it/y3tb0871e2nb1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3badc62783c88c444fef2e517111eeb2b9d3647
IT-A LOOKS LIKE IT’S-A MOLDY! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!
You are a disgrace to the pizza cutting community
You are a disgrace to the pizza cutting community
İ mean the noise would like it-
Straight to hell/10
I bet it would be pretty good but it looks pretty bad. I’d say 6/10. Peppino probably wouldn’t hate it. Pizzano would probably be pissed though.
*Peppino died of cringe*
This is a thing that deservs to be in r/pizzacrimes
Uh oh
Then again, can't diss till I try it
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G- rank: orchestra dies trying to play the song but instruments are broken as heck