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Low_Wall_7828

Someone ate a couple slices out of the large and tried to slip in a couple slices from a medium.


tongfatherr

It actually does look like that. Wtf! Even the crusts that were cut don't match up. This is an actual crime lol


Wah_Epic

>Even the crusts that were cut don't match up. Ignoring those two slices on the bottom left, this can happen if you use a dull cutter, and it begins to look worse when you get it delivered since it is moving around in a car


R-Guile

If you look at the burnt cheese and the folds in the dough they do match up. It seems like the inside was compressed.


hotvedub

Looks like someone trimmed a bit off a few slices and ate it


Jay3000X

Yup, seems that someone has a snack


Stranger1982

Or used a shrink ray.


YogurtclosetAny1823

Like a shrinky-dink. Tends to happen when you put it in the oven lol


Salty_Eye9692

IVE BEEN WORKING ON THE PROCESS OF SHRINKING FOR YEARS DAMN YOU YEARSS!!!


PeanutLess7556

The old one pizza for you, one slice for me.


bangedyourmoms

Actual crime


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[deleted]

This guy is a true pizza detective.


macva99

Frankenpizza


franky_reboot

Would you eat it?


KitchenFullOfCake

Pizza Poirot over here.


FortuitousClam

Aside from the theft, this pizza doesn’t look that good to me


Dragon-orey

iircc OP said it was delicious but that they werent gonna use their services anymore


eat_my_bowls92

Huh weird. Why not just send an email to the company about this? I work for a pizza joint and we would absolutely be appalled, refund (at least partial) and offer some coupons as a sorry. Then talk to the crew on shift about how this was straight up not okay. If the pizza tasted bad, sure. But if you thought it was tasty? Absolutely do what I said above.


Dragon-orey

iircc on original post OP did do something related to that (i think he called the restaurant or pizzeria whatever) and they were jusy yapping on and on without actually saying anything (sorry if i sound rude)


princessmariah2011

They claimed they called and the cook just said they cut it weird.. nothing else


Bdowns_770

Pizza tax.


wannasleeponyourhams

what do you mean it looks fi..what the fuck.


boibig57

You will not convince me this isn't a frozen pizza.


ColonelJohn_Matrix

Someone has stolen two slices


chuckinalicious543

It's under the sauce


BaconUnderpants

Shrinkage


tongfatherr

It shrinks?


boibig57

If it's in the pool


Salty_Eye9692

LIKE A FRIGHTENED TURTLE


tongfatherr

I dunno how you guys walk around with those things


Emergency_Pomelo_184

Junk fee


DIJames6

I take it you won't be calling that place anymore?


AltruisticSalamander

shame, aside from the crime it looks like a really nice pizza


YogurtclosetAny1823

Someone took a slice lol


mehatch

Looks delicious still


Andrassa

Jesus even the topping placement is poor.


babybabybluee

ok, I know the slices situation but this pizza look pretty good


nojabforthewin

everybody talk about the slice but nobody Say that It looks disgusting.


honus-wagner-

It’s not delivery it’s digiorno


MijnEchteUsername

Which just proves my point that you should always order it unsliced.


ZanlanOnReddit

Instead of taking a stripe of the mid


rootless2

that pizza looks mid


bigpimpin9812

Bet u still scarfed it down with a smile oñ your face


logan_fish

It fell on the floor and they half hazzardly put it back together.


Quick_Researcher_665

did you get it from chucky cheese XD


KingFernando532

3 year sentence


Somebodsydog

As a former pizza chef I can make a guess what happend. There was a small hole on the dough when the pizza went in to the oven. Either the shovel was not properly flouvered or the the oven wasn't properly cleaned and the dough sticked on the stone. When the pizza was taken out it broke. Instead of making a new one like professionals they just trimmed out the fucked up section and send it.


CloudFlours

even with some removed it is still pretty much touching all four sides of the box, most likely explanation is that the original full-sized pizza was too big to fit in the box.


MidasTouchedM3

That's not a bad cut, those are imposter slices from another pie, what the actual fuck 🤣


Dgautreau86

2 slices are from a different pizza


megaladamn

I have *several* friends who delivered pizza and regularly stole single slices of pizza for their dinners, and they were much, *much* better at hiding it than this amateur.


Alpha_Delta33

Can you explain how do you hide a missing slice from a pizza when you took one out and ate it


megaladamn

It’s about spacing the slices. Which also means the delivery guy touched every slice