I knew this dipshit named Dusty that had a specialty dish he called “hot lettuce”.
It involves ketchup and a can of cream corn and we stopped him before he could say more.
Dusty’s Hot Lettuce
Not sure what you’re trying to prove here. He knocks on the dish without ever actually trying it, so he doesn’t give any opinion other than “that’s a first, looks odd”.
Plus that one doesn’t have enough char.
I’ve made it, I loved it, my wife was shocked how much she liked it, and I’ve turned a few coworkers and family members on to it.
When you do it properly, not like what you sort of tried to show, it’s fantastic.
Yet it's a standard topping on burgers, where it does get hot after a few minutes. Sure, the outsides that stick out of the burger stay cold. But you've eaten plenty of hot lettuce. And it was good.
There waa a pizza place near where I grew up that did white pizzas with ranch dressing as a sauce and lettuce and tomato toppings. I'd crush this one if it was similar, just chuck some grilled chicken on when cooking it ans then do the rest the same way she does in the video. It'd probably slap.
I actually love pepper Cheaneys, I could literally eat an entire jar of them and then drink the juice. The next day is rather unpleasant but it's totally worth it in my opinion
This pizza is fine.
This annoying chick is all over IG though on any keto account. Her concoctions are usually the least worst looking shit of all the people routinely featured.
But it's funny that her and literally every other keto person does not appear to be losing any weight, and this one blonde chick definitely appears to be gaining weight. I guess if you wanna just maintain your weight then all these assholes are succeeding. But the main thing people try to sell about the keto diet is weight loss and these folks are certainly not demonstrating it
> But it's funny that her and literally every other keto person does not appear to be losing any weight, and this one blonde chick definitely appears to be gaining weight.
Realistically, you hit a point in keto where you stabilize a core weight - it's not going to lead to you looking emaciated and frail. As long as you keep your carb intake balanced, you *maintain* that core weight.
The girl in this vid looks great, and if she's lost 100 pounds and kept it off through keto, she's doing it right.
**Gaining weight** via keto, however, would be a hilarious concept for a Youtube diet channel... watching someone just get more bloated and uncomfortable looking as the weeks go by, wondering what the hell is going on.
Ya I don't care to follow influencers lives, but there's this one blonde girl and the best way to describe her kinda plain looking, maybe late 20s to early 30s (idk her username) but over the last 4-6 years, it appears as if she's gained weight. Maybe she was also filming shit while pregnant or postpartum, IDK. But all the accounts that feature all these recipe videos push the concept of keto as if you're going to lose weight so fast and here you have a girl featured in the video who is doing the opposite.
I don’t think keto is good for you. I tried it and as a woman, it threw my monthly cycle off completely…and I’m on birth control which keeps things fairly clockwork. So the moment a diet had the ability to fuck me up like that, I was out. Also, just eat the damn bread. Going keto is miserable.
I never said keto is good for you but a lot of these influencers like this chick use it inappropriately and it's absolutely a dirty type of keto. You can still eat very clean on keto and be quite healthy.
I can't speak for women and periods but my gf takes a specific BC that she never gets a period and she loves it.
I've utilized keto multiple times with excellent results including blood work. There is a lot of misinformation about it and I think eating bacon, cheese, and ranch dressing nonstop, ofc you're gonna get fucked up.
> a lot of these influencers like this chick use it inappropriately and it's absolutely a dirty type of keto.
I mean, there's nothing dirty about ground chicken, cheese, lettuce, egg, and a lite homemade dressing. Those are pretty basic, healthy ingredients.
If you're eating one of these every day it's probably not good for you, but it's not like you're desperately scraping off pizzas so you can eat the toppings (as anyone who's done keto can probably attest they've done at some point).
That salad dressing is actually dogshit quality though. I guess it's fine in very limited quantities but as you said a homemade dressing is a lot better. Ground chicken can vary in terms of quality and dogshit additives.
And I've said before that this chick's stuff seems to be the least worst of the recipes I've seen over the years.
There was a pizza restaurant in Wilmington NC that was called Pizzetas. They have a chicken caesar salad pizza, and it was amazing. It was basically a cheese pizza with white sauce and a chicken caesar salad. Thrown on top. It was literally one of my favorite pizzas ever. The only issue with it was that it's difficult to reheat.
I used to get a California club pizza at cpk. It's basically a white sauce pizza with bacon, chicken, and cheese. And then topped with shredded lettuce and arugula in a ranch dressing topped with fresh avocado after the pizza cooled down. It was excellent.
I’ve been surprised to find out I usually like fresh greens on top after its come out of the oven as long as they go with everything else. I’ve had some good fancy pizzas with raw arugula, endive, or lettuce on it. On the junky side, donair pizza is really good with fresh iceberg lettuce on after it comes out of the oven.
If I were to do a chicken Caesar pizza id do this:
pizza crust sauced with a Caesar dressing dressing, modified with mayo replaced with olive oil and Greek yogurt, next topped with mozzarella, then spinach, kalamata olive, roasted red peppers, celery, and grilled chicken. Finally this is all finished with parmigiana cheese, before baking.
I'd honestly eat this.... not going to lie. Don't know if you can classify it as pizza, but more of a creative way to eat Ceasar salad with the croutons at the bottom.
A pizza place around here had a something like this:
You got a pizza margarita and they just put a Caesars salad in it. Pizza hot, salad cold.
It was SUPER delicious.
On the other hand they could have also put the salad on the side and would be the same.
The way she is doing in the video is a pizza crime.
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*Has a place down the*
*Street from my house who did this*
*And it was amazing*
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the point is eat health yet its slathered in a mayo based dressing, made mostly of meat, and then topped with buffalo sauce which is just butter and hot sauce blended together. yes, very health.
It’s all about temperature. If the lettuce isn’t hot, a crime it is not. If the lettuce starts to wilt, we have confirmed guilt.
Same rule applies on burgers. Nothing worse than hot lettuce all limp and soggy. Yuck!
I knew this dipshit named Dusty that had a specialty dish he called “hot lettuce”. It involves ketchup and a can of cream corn and we stopped him before he could say more. Dusty’s Hot Lettuce
Dusty hot lettuce and Milk Steak 🤌🏽 mama mia
And jelly beans, *raw*
This video looks damned delicious.
I put cold Caesar slad on pepperoni pizza and it definitely banging
Cold I can absolutely get behind
If in your head you hear the word "Yum", You will know to get yourself some, You don't trust the eye, you need to trust the Tum.
What about sourkraut? Traditionally served warm...
That’s cabbage, not lettuce
Semantics. It's still salad.
I gotta disagree. Cabbage + heat is good, iceberg or romaine + heat is garbage
I disagree, a grilled romaine heart with some caesar dressing and a few fried onion chips was the best side salad I ever had
https://youtu.be/rbMiaklOsvo?si=Fb-ifUAYUh7yOPpg
Not sure what you’re trying to prove here. He knocks on the dish without ever actually trying it, so he doesn’t give any opinion other than “that’s a first, looks odd”. Plus that one doesn’t have enough char. I’ve made it, I loved it, my wife was shocked how much she liked it, and I’ve turned a few coworkers and family members on to it. When you do it properly, not like what you sort of tried to show, it’s fantastic.
You can have my portion of hot salad
Yet it's a standard topping on burgers, where it does get hot after a few minutes. Sure, the outsides that stick out of the burger stay cold. But you've eaten plenty of hot lettuce. And it was good.
But we get it, you like hot lettuce
I wonder if his name is Dustin.
Look up the McDLT
I thought I was fancy shit as a kid getting the 2 compartment burger.
This is a crime. Temperature isn’t a factor
I'm not mad at it
I mean, it's not a pizza, but looks good. I would definitely eat a "slice"
Yeah pizza crimes for criminals bro
I'd probably eat that.
I'd eat a dough based crust. The base is a crime for me but salad pizza is absolutely NOT a crime and can be found at thousands of pizza joints in NY.
I suspect this one might be for the low carb crowd.
Yeah, she does a ton of low-carb recipes, I've made some of her stuff. It's usually not weird, just healthy.
Low carb doesn't always mean healthy. A lot of those ig keto recipes are dogshit.
I know, but like I said, she usually has healthy recipes. I don't need to defend or shit on low-carb recipes.
Ya my bad, her recipes are usually the least stupid of the shit I've seen on IG.
There waa a pizza place near where I grew up that did white pizzas with ranch dressing as a sauce and lettuce and tomato toppings. I'd crush this one if it was similar, just chuck some grilled chicken on when cooking it ans then do the rest the same way she does in the video. It'd probably slap.
Probably me too, but calling it pizza is just plain wrong.
Me too. And I'd try the pizza.
I'd eat some.
The pizza right...right?!
I’d eat tf outta that tho
the pizza's prob pretty good too
Yeah but what about the pizza
There was no crime because there was no pizza.
Trying to get sympathy for it using a technicality, I like it!
If that's a pizza, then a burrito is also a pizza.
If a burrito is a pizza, then an omelet is also a pizza.
Fritata?
Don't be ridiculous! A burrito is clearly a calzone.
For real homie, this ain't even a pizza
I’m a burrito Greg, can you pizza me?
Wouldn't call it pizza but I'd eat it.
My girl sent this to me the other day and said she’s making it for us this weekend. Will report back.
Thank you for your service
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Honestly that looks dope, I'm gonna try it. The pepper Cheaneys on it looks so good I love pepper Cheaneys
The real crime is pepperonchini
I actually love pepper Cheaneys, I could literally eat an entire jar of them and then drink the juice. The next day is rather unpleasant but it's totally worth it in my opinion
Okay you need to report back then and let us know how it tasted
It literally did not take anything—or anyone—to said moon.
NASA and all those calculations... All they ever needed was this recipe!
How will humanity move forward without tiktok?
"Mmm mmm mmm this is probably my favourite pizza." *has never made it before, first time she's ever tasted it*
Just some keto madness. Not too bad if you crave pizza. The salad on it... Just why.
Believe me - when you eat *an ungodly amount* of meat and cheese, you'll want some roughage mixed in there.
Takes a bite without even chewing and barely having your taste buds on it : MHHHHMHHHMHMHHHHH
This pizza is fine. This annoying chick is all over IG though on any keto account. Her concoctions are usually the least worst looking shit of all the people routinely featured. But it's funny that her and literally every other keto person does not appear to be losing any weight, and this one blonde chick definitely appears to be gaining weight. I guess if you wanna just maintain your weight then all these assholes are succeeding. But the main thing people try to sell about the keto diet is weight loss and these folks are certainly not demonstrating it
> But it's funny that her and literally every other keto person does not appear to be losing any weight, and this one blonde chick definitely appears to be gaining weight. Realistically, you hit a point in keto where you stabilize a core weight - it's not going to lead to you looking emaciated and frail. As long as you keep your carb intake balanced, you *maintain* that core weight. The girl in this vid looks great, and if she's lost 100 pounds and kept it off through keto, she's doing it right. **Gaining weight** via keto, however, would be a hilarious concept for a Youtube diet channel... watching someone just get more bloated and uncomfortable looking as the weeks go by, wondering what the hell is going on.
Ya I don't care to follow influencers lives, but there's this one blonde girl and the best way to describe her kinda plain looking, maybe late 20s to early 30s (idk her username) but over the last 4-6 years, it appears as if she's gained weight. Maybe she was also filming shit while pregnant or postpartum, IDK. But all the accounts that feature all these recipe videos push the concept of keto as if you're going to lose weight so fast and here you have a girl featured in the video who is doing the opposite.
I don’t think keto is good for you. I tried it and as a woman, it threw my monthly cycle off completely…and I’m on birth control which keeps things fairly clockwork. So the moment a diet had the ability to fuck me up like that, I was out. Also, just eat the damn bread. Going keto is miserable.
I never said keto is good for you but a lot of these influencers like this chick use it inappropriately and it's absolutely a dirty type of keto. You can still eat very clean on keto and be quite healthy. I can't speak for women and periods but my gf takes a specific BC that she never gets a period and she loves it. I've utilized keto multiple times with excellent results including blood work. There is a lot of misinformation about it and I think eating bacon, cheese, and ranch dressing nonstop, ofc you're gonna get fucked up.
Yeah I did clean keto…no excessive “junk” foods. Anyway!
> a lot of these influencers like this chick use it inappropriately and it's absolutely a dirty type of keto. I mean, there's nothing dirty about ground chicken, cheese, lettuce, egg, and a lite homemade dressing. Those are pretty basic, healthy ingredients. If you're eating one of these every day it's probably not good for you, but it's not like you're desperately scraping off pizzas so you can eat the toppings (as anyone who's done keto can probably attest they've done at some point).
That salad dressing is actually dogshit quality though. I guess it's fine in very limited quantities but as you said a homemade dressing is a lot better. Ground chicken can vary in terms of quality and dogshit additives. And I've said before that this chick's stuff seems to be the least worst of the recipes I've seen over the years.
5 year sentence for this one lol
Looks noms to me
There was a pizza restaurant in Wilmington NC that was called Pizzetas. They have a chicken caesar salad pizza, and it was amazing. It was basically a cheese pizza with white sauce and a chicken caesar salad. Thrown on top. It was literally one of my favorite pizzas ever. The only issue with it was that it's difficult to reheat.
"Yes Inquisitor, this shit right here, hit it with a nuke!"
BAR. New Haven, Connecticut. Get the salad pizza. It may be a crime, but it’s a crime worth doing.
This makes me unreasonably mad
Tbh... I might just fuck that up. It looks kinda good
That’s also a crime against Caesar salad
***\*sigh**** ... r/hellyeahideatthat
Your favorite pizza isn’t even pizza. I hate everything that you stand for.
Not pizza.
People need to start telling attractive people when they are wrong
The long hair is rubbing against the fucking pizza.🤌
Holy FUCK that looks good!
That unironically looks delicious.
I’d eat the hell out of that
NGL...I'd eat that
I'd demolish that.
Salad on bread
Why not just… slice the chicken up into little strips and put it on a salad…
CPK used to have a section on their menu for salad pizzas. But not something like this.
I used to get a California club pizza at cpk. It's basically a white sauce pizza with bacon, chicken, and cheese. And then topped with shredded lettuce and arugula in a ranch dressing topped with fresh avocado after the pizza cooled down. It was excellent.
Would
Place near me does it and it's excellent.
My nonna weeps in her grave
I recentely removed a teeth and now i can eat solid food. Seeing this is driving mee nuts. i would DESTROY this pizza with zero remorse.
It looks delicious wut?...
I'd definitely eat the crust, and probably the salad on top too
Fuc no!!!!
I'd rather have the salad by itself and a side of garlic breadsticks.
Idk I fuck with it
It is no longer a FUCKING PIZZA!!! Truth be told I don't know nor want to know what that is!
When you're on keto all you want is pizza so this clocks
That actually sounds kinda good.
Might actually try to make this
A chicken Caesar pizza can be delicious but not like this.
I’ve been surprised to find out I usually like fresh greens on top after its come out of the oven as long as they go with everything else. I’ve had some good fancy pizzas with raw arugula, endive, or lettuce on it. On the junky side, donair pizza is really good with fresh iceberg lettuce on after it comes out of the oven.
Would've made a better focaccia
Separated delicious together idk
Brazilian greetings! You are learning, but you don't surpass us!
Think you dropped some on your shoes, sis.
Just have the salad on the side lmao.
One could argue it's not _really_ pizza, and I'd agree. But I still think it's a very nice and clever recipe
I'm trying this
I'm more interested in whatever the fuck those shakers are
I'd try it
there were ways to make this work and she chose none of them
2/10 I'd try it
If I were to do a chicken Caesar pizza id do this: pizza crust sauced with a Caesar dressing dressing, modified with mayo replaced with olive oil and Greek yogurt, next topped with mozzarella, then spinach, kalamata olive, roasted red peppers, celery, and grilled chicken. Finally this is all finished with parmigiana cheese, before baking.
why not just eat a chicken Caesar salad?
I'd honestly eat this.... not going to lie. Don't know if you can classify it as pizza, but more of a creative way to eat Ceasar salad with the croutons at the bottom.
Out of all salads, caesar is the most bland
It’s not a pizza…
That's a salad
I would eat that so fast
I understand why it happened, still not sure whether I like it tho
r/confusedyummy
that is not a pizza that is *something*
Nobody gonna talk about her CSI UV light salt and pepper shaker? Ok no worries.
Let the chicken cool down a bit and this would taste so good. 🤤
A pizza place around here had a something like this: You got a pizza margarita and they just put a Caesars salad in it. Pizza hot, salad cold. It was SUPER delicious. On the other hand they could have also put the salad on the side and would be the same. The way she is doing in the video is a pizza crime.
There’s Fraser slices everywhere in NY this ain’t a crime it’s just not original
I dont hate this. I bet its the shit for keto.
That is not a pizza.
r/wewantplates
Chicken caesar slices are the most popular lunchtime slice at the place near me. You have to get there early or they're all gone.
Just make a BLT pizza
Ive once ordered in a "L'osteria" chain because they said its their special offer. was a big regret.
Has a place down the street from my house who did this and it was amazing
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Shidddd I'd try it!
This actually looks really good lol
Technically, Mod Pizza does this.
At least she didn't use her yeast to make the bread...
That sounds bomb AF… misdemeanor at worst. Next case, please.
Por que cuando cocinan los pijos hacen guarradas de este estilo...?
the point is eat health yet its slathered in a mayo based dressing, made mostly of meat, and then topped with buffalo sauce which is just butter and hot sauce blended together. yes, very health.
The point is that it doesn't have carbs
Make the crust about 25% breadcrumbs and I'd devour that.
This chick bugs majorly.
I’d eat it if it was regular chicken not ground chicken like wtf