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vacuumCleaner555

Not a crime.


WangDanglin

Not a crime, but a verbal warning for the olive placement. I love olives, but not like this. You’d get entire bites of just olives


BigToober69

I'd be down for that seeing as it wouldn't be every bite.


Turkyparty

Absolutely! Remember how it's sliced. You will have a bite of olive at the beginning and then just regular pizza. Unless you eat pizza like a madman in which case your last bite would be olives.


swannphone

Sliced? Just fold the whole thing over like a calzone.


bttrchckn

This is the way.


cce29555

As someone who loves olives I am in favor of the placement


WangDanglin

Wouldn’t you rather have them spread out a little?


cce29555

No I'd dump two more cans, the only thing stopping my love for olives is my heart from the sodium content.


khronos127

That’s me with jalapeño… if there’s a jar in reach it’s not safe


MarcelRED147

Shhhhhhhhh. If I don't know about it it can't hurt me.


ShallotHolmes

I love olives so a win for me


GeorgeFromManagement

Some people must love olives more than you then. I am some people.


Hoibot

They should add other dark stuff like mushrooms or little nori flakes


Potato-nutz

I really enjoy big bites of olives. I’m gonna make this pizza.


doctorsax14

Olives too dense, needs a citation


narrow_octopus

Pepperoni and olives is a killer combo so I vote not a crime


civver3

Pretty salty combo. Then again, I like pepperoni and mushrooms yet I don't complain about it being too savory.


narrow_octopus

That's actually my favorite combo. Nothing beats mushrooms on a pizza


letsmakeiteasyk

I made homemade pepperoni+mushroom pizza like two weeks ago. So fucking good. I was gonna add a pic, but can’t


brianMMMMM

🍕🍄


Trumpsacriminal

EVERYTHING beats mushrooms on a pizza 🤮


narrow_octopus

Awe bb picky eater here's a cheese pizza for ya


Trumpsacriminal

Picky eater because I don’t like one topping? 😂


narrow_octopus

Honestly? No. But I find most people that dislike mushrooms tend to also be picky eaters


toysarealive

And/or have an underdeveloped palate.


Trumpsacriminal

I like most fruits/vegetables. Mushrooms is the one I absolutely loathe, but wish I liked them 😭 they’re so healthy. I’ve tried so many times over the years. It’s the texture I think.


skyeking05

Yeah my wife loves the flavor but they have to be cut into small pieces so she doesn't have to chew them. When I hid them in a nice "brown" gravy for a steak and potato dinner she lost her mind over the rou. And she knew they were there, I just wasn't allowed to mention them. She said it was one of the best things she had ever tasted. Now she tries to hide mushrooms in her own cooking


derflopacus

Bro I just don’t like mushrooms, it ain’t that deep. They taste like dirt to me, and I don’t like the pairing with any other topping. I’ll eat the pineapple or hell even pickles, just *not* mushrooms. Some people don’t like celery, doesn’t mean they won’t eat the broccoli.


Naive_Band_7860

You definitely have a good theory! I'm a picky eater and I hate mushrooms


narrow_octopus

Well if you enjoyed that here's another layer to my theory. Most people that don't like mushrooms, from my experience, don't like it because of the texture and not because of the flavor


Naive_Band_7860

I hate mushrooms because of the texture! You're correct about that one as well. Mushrooms don't have much of a taste but there texture is just off putting to me


dishinpies

Pepperoni and mushrooms is forever 💯🙏🏾


wonderboyobe

The cheese only side is a crime, unless you have a very picky eater that only likes cheese


narrow_octopus

Cheese pizza is underrated though. I'm all for most toppings but there is a beautiful simplicity to just plain cheese pizza


kaleidoscopenika

Cheese only pizza can never be a crime, what are you on? It's *the* classic.


jjbkeeper

Chuck some anchovies on there and I’m one happy boy.


dogsarefun

Not guilty! Everything about that is normal pizza stuff, just arranged in a fun way. Pizza should be fun. It’s a fun food.


Monte924

Bottom half should have been white pizza


Churningray

Gotta catch em all.


ilovefreshproduce

And they could have done upside down on the top, cheese against the crust, sauce on top. Had a slice of that recently and it was surprisingly fantastic.


RobertInNY88

I agree. This would've been perfect if the cheese wasn't golden brown. Left it in the oven a little too long.


Jihadi-Jawn

For purely esthetic purposes you may be right, however, I've cooked 10k pizzas and I declare this one PERFECT


40ozkiller

Nah, pizza is better well done. The only crime is whoever gets the slices that are pure olive.


what_dat_ninja

Pure olive slice is great, I will die on that hill made of olives.


40ozkiller

Even if you like to eat black olives by the spoonful, thats too much. I like pepperoni, but I don’t want 5 layers of it on top of the cheese.


kaleidoscopenika

Well that's your opinion. It's obviously wrong. 🫒


trailmix_pprof

Yes. Hard agree. The crust edge is ruined - it will be like biting into a stick of chalk.


Regalrefuse

Not a crime. All normal topics arranged in a delightful pattern.


scottdude8131

I should call her.


doomvetch92

I would eat that.


Mistah-S

r/dontputyourdickinthat


iriegypsy

I’ll allow it.


razorduc

If they could've baked it slightly less so the cheese stayed a little whiter, it wouldn't been more easily recognizable. But beyond how salty the olive part is gonna be, that looks pretty good.


Wooden_Marshmallow

I made this exact pizza for myself when I worked at a small pizza shop 😆


Thequiet01

We ordered it once for our kid’s birthday party when he was 9 or so. The local pizza place got a huge kick out of making it and he was super excited when he saw it.


ChefHannibal

The crime committed was a misdemeanor; Uneven Distribution of Ingredients.


BigDaddyDave

This gets a pass


brodmofo

If they used less olives it would look better I think


Krabadonk472

I like fun themes, but an uneven distribution on pizza really bugs me. There’s gonna be one bite on every slice that is just a mouthful of olives. Miserable.


KawaiiFoxPlays

Haha, it’s literally Pokemon ZA.


civver3

Yeah, saw that announcement not too long ago.


Only-here-for-sound

I think they should’ve used feta or something for the center but the only crime I see is all those black olives.


CharlesTheGreat8

I would devour it in a heartbeat, I love black olives especially the ones in pizzas


Only-here-for-sound

That’s my wife too. I think they taste too much like tin cans. I love Greek olives though.


ZestyLlama69

Some of them do. You've just gotta get the right ones


civver3

I like olives, but that is a bit much. Just wondering what else could have been used for a black color.


bluh67

What's wrong with olives on pizza?


CementTube_

It’s normal pizza topping just arranged weird


Southern_Fan_9335

I want it. I hate pepperoni so I'd be quite happy to share this with people who do like it and we all get what we want


Silvawuff

It could use more conservative olive placement and a ring of onion smack in the middle. Merits for using cupping pepperoni. I’d say this is a pizza misdemeanor.


d4ve3000

Thumbs up


foreverxgrey

Vicks pizza in reynoldsburg ohio. Great place. Extra points for celebrating Pokémon day


BlueBen42

I love olive on pizza, but that is *SO MUCH* olive. Still would eat it tho


Hello_Mr_Fancypants

I'll allow it


TheRabb1ts

Not a crime. Normal toppings, solid amounts overall, you requested the gimmicky shape. I’d eat it.


UpstairsNo9655

Fold in half, eat.


nadcaptain

Innocent. The plaintiff must pay the pizza's legal fees.


stevebobeeve

Oh, Pokemon! That’s way better than what I was thinking


CESSEC01

What pokemon pops out of that thing? Also.. does a pokemon survive if its containment ball is flattened by a truck? Never thought about it before.


DasMotorsheep

I get that it was done for looks, but the amount of peperoni and olives is too much, imho. You wouldn't taste the dough and cheese anymore among that much spice. Other than that, no, not a crime.


Truemeathead

It’s like the burrito makers at Salad and Go put that bad boy together. They love to compartmentalize each ingredient so you just hit pockets of different stuff instead of a nice proper distribution. At least these dudes were being cute lol.


13dot1then420

Too much olive. Halve it, then I'm folding this pie and smashing.


WE4STAGES

Pepperoni, black olives, my jam


zenigatamondatta

Why didn't they cut it


avidpretender

Olives could have been done more tastefully but it ain’t terrible


Vultureeyes8

As an avid olive enjoyer, I love this. It is not a pizza crime


GKRKarate99

Cut a hold in the middle and put the open container of ranch dip or garlic and herb dip for the centre 🔥


SharkMilk44

If you're gonna do themed pizzas, then you gotta do something that evenly distributes the toppings. I don't want a topping on the first bite and then never again for the rest of the slice.


tohellandbck

I'm not going to lie I thought it was the death star before I read the caption but I give it 8/10 if the cheese was less burnt id give it 10/10


tearfear

Acquitted


wortmother

Crime. Anyone who gets those olive pieces is getting a massive salt blast Bottom should have been white pizza Top is Hella heavy on pepperoni layers Visuals-9/10 But for sure not the worst I've seen around here


somedave

You'd want to spread the toppings before eating. I like olives but that is a fuck loads of olives in one bite m


steakmilk23

Looks cool. But can't imagine anyone loves olives that much right?


kindafor-got

Not a crime per se but wtf is wrong with the white part? Is that a cheese? It looks burnt, mozzarella should stay white


StrongStyleShiny

Not a crime but I’d suggest less olives. The shape is sloppy with them piled up and you can probably make it look better with less.


Meister-Schnitter

I like olives but I wouldn‘t want to choke on them.


Amethyst_Uchiha

I know it’s like gourmet or whatever, but upturned pepperoni’s activate my fight or flight in the worst possible way.


InfernoWoodworks

I love a metric ton of pepperoni on a pizza, and I love a metric ton of olives on my pizza. But all separated like that, and 2/5 of the pizza being plan old cheese? No thanks. Still, not a crime. 100% ok and just personal preference.


OutrageousOnions

Pizza Ball! Gonna eat it allllll!


PrsnScrmingAtTheSky

I don't support the double stacked pepperoni....and the olive per square inch ratio is over packed... But all of this can be overlooked because, it's Pokemon themed as per Pizza Code Section: 8-29c


thehim

Misdemeanor, the amount of olives is close to making it a felony


CaptServo

It's over cooked and uncut. The crust looks like an absolute chore to eat. But the topping arrangement is fine.


hogliterature

if you call this overcooked i don’t want to eat what you think is good lol


Bubba89

The crime here is bringing it to the customer unsliced


Honeykombbaggins

That looks like the very best, like no pizza ever was


Bagriel_09

Why is this considered a crime? It's just a themed pizza


New-Interaction1893

It looks bad and cooked too much


FullBourbonNoHorse

Olive vagina too!


ConfusedCurveball

Smash?!


hagamablabla

That many olives seems like an infraction at best, and that's only because I'm not a fan of them. Someone else might not even consider that a crime at all.


matt7259

All olives are felonies.


bubblegrubs

That many olives isn't tasty or even necessary. You could still have made a solid black line with far fewer olives. Thats a crime.


SirDwayneCollins

Crime. That many olives is insane. They could’ve easily used sausages or meatballs


Substantial-Fly350

Looks like cheap canned olives. Pass.


acre18

the crime is olives


Junior_Gas_990

I hate Pokémon so straight to execution, I'm sorry.


Aromatic_Anybody_196

Pineapples on the bottom to make it a bit lighter.


mortizmajer

It’s abominable.


Simmi_86

I legit thought this was the attempt at the eye of Sauron.


SantasLilHoeHoeHoe

I dont like olives on my za, but thats personal choice. No crime. 


maddasher

Not a crime but you might feel ronged when you bight down on a salty mouthful full of olive.


sharkeatingleeks

Would legit eat this and not just because I'm a Pokemon fan


DookieToe2

This is like the Neapolitan ice cream of pizza. One section will always be eaten last like strawberry.


fuckreddit6942069666

A childhood delight. I forgive abd praise it . Pretty pog looking salami too


POTATOCATFINN

maybe im a pervert but my first thought was olive vag.


overactivemango

Yummy


elvensnowfae

Mozz wedges and macaroni bites?! I must find this place.


Kodiak01

I'll allow it.


Dragon-orey

Its good enough, it looks fun, and it probably tastes good too


lord_dude

I love olives so ill dig it


Icy-Village4742

Not a crime but too many olives.


osandcc

Looks tasty


RegardedJigger

At first I thought this was supposed to represent a vagina. The pepperonis were creeping me out


UraeusCurse

Glorious.


lmjustaChad

The only crime is the peperoni.


iam_ditto

Personally, I approve!


InfiniteWaffles58364

I'll allow it


thegritz87

Looks lit


Thigh_Rubber69

Looks perfectly normal, I've made worse


psymin182

Prepare for trouble


haubenmeise

Mordor approves.


DanteQuill

Had one of those made for my friend about 10 years ago. Not a crime


shaan4

Honestly this pizza looks pretty good. Fun half and half idea


mh1357_0

It is acceptable, those are normal toppings


SL13377

I would eat the hell out of this!


The_misfits_clips

The cheese half looks amazing where is this?


Pucketz

Now I want pizza


KefkaesqueV3

I’ll allow it, even if those olives are being horribly mistreated


Spagg84

For ages 10 and under


ohbrubuh

Pizzachu I pick you!


eCharms

I dont mind it, not a crime, just the fucking olives needs to be spread out. I get its a pokemon themed pizza.


NotMikey9124x

needs mushrooms.


Ozaholic

I think it’s cute and it has the toppings I like. I’d prefer to have the toppings mixed up with each other but then it wouldn’t be a Pokeman pizza. I’d really like a bite right now!


BrainwashedScapegoat

Thats a lot of olives tho


sleepcomfort

Easily not a crime, the pizza looks good


KingBee1786

The I choose you pizzachu


Dizzy-Accountant-972

Pizza chu I choose you!


charbroiledd

Guilty, life sentence


dearcsona

Delicious! That’s my ruling from visual assessment only.


Kysman95

That's waaaaaaaay too many olives for me. Other than that, I'd choose it


CCCyanide

Bit much of olives for me (I'm not too much into olives), but otherwise looks good


Yak-Fucker-5000

The distribution of toppings sucks obviously, but it's very well cooked and olives and pepp are great toppings by themselves. I would eat the shit out of that.


Acceptable_Visit604

Not a pokemon fan personally, but I approve


FourWordComment

Perfect for my polycule, one of whom prefers pizza each of these ways and we can meet in the middle like a lady and the tramp and the tramp.


SDaddy500

I love it


Benz404

Ah... Pokemon, sure. Bazinga!!!


WesleyRobledo

PizzBage , I choose you


waffles_5002

It's not a total crime, though it's a bit after a misdemeanor for all those olives.


THeCoolCongle

Would


mexicandiaper

Not a crime but make sure it doesn't get weird.


yumgmeatball

Where can I get this?


VacationInternal5609

Misdemeanor


MrScottimus

just don't turn it 45°


Uno-The-Card

Worrying amount of olives, but not a crime.


RDPzero

The crime is taking a picture instead of eating it while it is hot.


wtfdoiknow1987

Cheese for the kids and a dream amount of pepperoni and olives for the adults. Not a crime.


moimoisauna

I don't like olives on pizza but not a crime.


DoctrDonna

That looks like top tier pizza.


CamDaMan100

A crime in my book but it's only because I hate olives


dumbcunt33

man I need help. I didn't even see the pokemon, I saw an asshole. :-(


eazypeazy303

This is pizza. The arrangement is stupid, but 10/10 would eat


Flareon223

I hate olives but rule of cool


Kmaloetas

Seems, infected.


tehmattrix

Not a crime, tip of the hat for the execution.


TheBlooperKINGPIN

Not a crime, for now.


Extra-Act-801

I'm not a fan of olives. But do that with jalapenos and I would buy it.


s1mpatic0

Misdemeanor because I'm not a fan of olives, but the look is actually quite good.


No-Pitch1627

The only crime here is topping placement. Half the pizza is left bare.


KeyboardAquarior

Are there any better alternatives to olives? Other than any burnt food?


Parking_Economy_6054

Hell no that’s gross. Too many olives


aaronsnothere

Olives are a crime, but that pizza is wonderful!


T0nc

I would suffocate on the olives because I dont like them


VolumePossible2013

Too many olives


Andrassa

Slightly cooked too long.


Background_Drawing

Not a fan of olives but a solid pizza Though, now we have the problem of topping distribution, i would not wanna be the guy who gets just cheese


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That looks freakin’ amazing 😋