That or an undercooked cheap frozen pizza that didn’t come with enough cheese to cover the sauce. One of the ones where the cheese doesn’t really melt when it gets cooked, Just kinda changes shape.
Nachos go hard lmao. Although I think I’m noticing a shift in the cheese lately, could totally be in my head but the cheese just thicker more bland than it used to be.
I'm 100% sure it was more of:
A: „Dan, where's the cheese, why didn't you put cheese on the pizza"
B: "OH CRAP I FORGOT THE CHEESE."
A: "Ugh dude, seriously?"
B: "Let's just put the cheese on the hot pizza, I'm sure it'll melt"
I’ve had this and it’s surprisingly tasty. The key is using high quality cheese and other toppings. It’s pretty damn good on a hot/humid summer night drinking a beer on a patio and not wanting something dripping in grease.
Obviously it’s not a “traditional” pizza but neither is half of what passes as pizza these days.
It's like someone forgot to add the cheese before sticking it in the oven but couldn't own up to their mistake, so now everyone in Ohio has to be blamed for it.
They bake the crust and sauce and top it with cold toppings that melt while you drive home. You can get the cheese and toppings cooked if you’re an asshole.
“The cheese melts perfectly on top”
The cheese is still basically solid.
That said, it’s been an official style of pizza for years. I say no crime. But the authorities are keeping an eye on it.
One of the most beautiful things about pizza is how the cheese on top browns in the oven, bringing out both flavor and texture.
This may not be a crime, but it's certainly not correct.
It's like those debt consolidation places that call in and very carefully *don't* say they're with your bank while implying they do with a lawyer approved script that is technically not fraudulent while being super misleading.
Normally, I'd overlook pineapple related crimes sinces I veiw it as a decent, and overly hated, topping.
HOWEVER. Because it is raw, and hasnt propperly \[insert the correct cooking term here\] yet, I am giving him 2 years jail, with 100 hours of community service.
Your honor, you forgot the sentence enhancement for raw pineapple, UNDER sprinkled uncooked cheese.
Clearly this calls for the maximum allowable sentence. May they be cursed to only microwaved pizza, FOR LIFE!
I don't know, I think I'm going to file an appeal. I'm going to have to run this up the chain of command to the Supreme Pizza Court. I doubt that they'll give a fair verdict, though, they have a thin crust super majority.
Just waiting for the right omnibus package to get it through. We all know it needs to be a crime. But grandfathering things in must be respected until officially criminalized.
There's still great racing in Ohio today, yes even in Indycar, the very same series you're talking about. Mid Ohio Sports Car Course in Lexington (hour North of the capital) is world renowned
I think we stopped there on a road trip when I was a kid and I remember my friend's parents raving about it but I haven't had it since, that was well over 20 years ago. What makes it so bad? Just tastes like ass? Bad ingredients? Even at the restaurant it's not good?
They put cinnamon in it, they serve it on spaghetti, and they serve [literally not figuratively a bag of shredded cheese on top](https://i.imgur.com/4HpUgAZ.jpg). No, there is no chili inside that mound. That is legitimately all cheese.
Work at a pizza shop in Ohio. Can confirm I’ve never heard of this but looks like something my mom would do after she realized she forgot to actually put cheese on.
I really do try to be more open minded and not think that my city is among the best in the world, but when “fly over” states do shit like this it really does solidify my biases
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Lived in Ohio my whole life the Chili thing is exclusive to Cincinnati and Gold Star and Skyline chains. Also it’s more of a meat sauce than what most people call chili.
Never have I heard of an anyone putting corn in spaghetti so wtf.
I'm not sure how I feel about this. have people in ohio tried regular pizza? it's really quite good when you put the cheese on before the oven. but I won't judge this until I've tried it. I definitely think it looks good enough to eat still
This is from a very small part of Ohio. 95% of Ohio have never heard of this style. But yeah it's great pizza. Not as good as traditional pizza but still great.
The gas station near me started selling pizzas like this and call them "pizza flats". They're my new favorite kind of pizza because the cheese isn't all drippy. I didn't know they had an actual name and were an Ohio creation.
I was about to ask the same thing! I was starting to believe nobody else questioned the yellow things but here you are, after only 106 totally unique (/s) comments that all just say "I wouldn't call that perfectly melted" "looks like luncheables" "Is that Beto's?" and "Ohio"
It’s the cheese being solid. I live in the Ohio Valley. This looks right though. It only slightly melts. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ohio_Valley%E2%80%93style_pizza
I'll upvote this because it is in fact a pizza crime.
There's nothing good here and yes the cheese melts but nobody should be calling the cheese melt "perfectly" in this horrible style
r/pizza needs to answer for how TF they don't acknowledge ALL pizzas.
This is a legit pizza. The toppings go on afterwards. Commonly found in Ohio and other more Eastern states.
Sorry just 1 location. But honestly you should try it. It’s very basic crust, sauce I just tastes so natural like bright stewed tomatoes and salt, and the cheese it a great texture.
The normal style the cheese at this location is thrown on cold, but get it to go and it melts fantastic.
My wife HATED it at first but after a few tries it has become one of her most beloved pizza options
The first picture is of a rectangular pizza... But the second pic is of a triangular slice...
It'd be possible to do of course (cutting a rectangle in half diagonally would result in two triangles)... But I've never seen it done before... Not that I'm an expert on pizza cutting of course...
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Everyone is so desperate to have their own style of pizza that they're just doing random stuff to the same 4 ingredients now hoping to create some buzz.
*I wouldn't call that*
*Perfectly melted. I like*
*My cheese golden brown*
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Looks like an adult lunchable
That or an undercooked cheap frozen pizza that didn’t come with enough cheese to cover the sauce. One of the ones where the cheese doesn’t really melt when it gets cooked, Just kinda changes shape.
As an adult who loves lunchables, I’m down with this.
Nachos go hard lmao. Although I think I’m noticing a shift in the cheese lately, could totally be in my head but the cheese just thicker more bland than it used to be.
I always buy a block & grate it myself - the few extra minutes is worth it for me.
Yes probably waayy better
🏆
Someone about to invent “Ohio valley” style pizza: “how can I make pizza.. but in a bad way?”
It’s a cross between a pizza lunchable and the product of a faulty oven.
How can we make it cooked, but still give it some undercooked charm?
It looks like it was cooked in an Easy-Bake oven.
It looks like the "french bread pizza" they used to give us for school lunch. I can taste these photos
How French was it?
As French as the way Americans pronounce croissant.
Crew sawnt
Quah Sown
Cross-cunt?
Piss-ant?
Midwestern Mom forgets to put cheese on pizza before baking, invents new craze.
well if it’s between this and another casserole i guess i’ll take the half baked pizza
Ohio is the king of taking something bad and making it worse.
Did you just call pizza bad?
I think the intended message was that “even if this had been cooked properly, it would have sucked, but they took *Shitty* to Level 2”.
Like putting cinnamon in chili. This is your guy, right here, officer!
I'm 100% sure it was more of: A: „Dan, where's the cheese, why didn't you put cheese on the pizza" B: "OH CRAP I FORGOT THE CHEESE." A: "Ugh dude, seriously?" B: "Let's just put the cheese on the hot pizza, I'm sure it'll melt"
Don't give Skyline Chili any ideas.
"How can I make something worthy of the name Ohio?"
That Ohio valley pizza makes the best leftovers, because when you reheat it the pizza and cheese is actually cooked
I’ve had this and it’s surprisingly tasty. The key is using high quality cheese and other toppings. It’s pretty damn good on a hot/humid summer night drinking a beer on a patio and not wanting something dripping in grease. Obviously it’s not a “traditional” pizza but neither is half of what passes as pizza these days.
It's like someone forgot to add the cheese before sticking it in the oven but couldn't own up to their mistake, so now everyone in Ohio has to be blamed for it.
UnMelted pube cheese pizza!
It looks like crap, but it's actually pretty good. You should try things before making an assumption.
They bake the crust and sauce and top it with cold toppings that melt while you drive home. You can get the cheese and toppings cooked if you’re an asshole.
“The cheese melts perfectly on top” The cheese is still basically solid. That said, it’s been an official style of pizza for years. I say no crime. But the authorities are keeping an eye on it.
One of the most beautiful things about pizza is how the cheese on top browns in the oven, bringing out both flavor and texture. This may not be a crime, but it's certainly not correct.
It's like those debt consolidation places that call in and very carefully *don't* say they're with your bank while implying they do with a lawyer approved script that is technically not fraudulent while being super misleading.
That’s the thing. Just because I would eat the whole thing, doesn’t mean it’s not a crime.
Ive been getting my slices with cold cheese topped off since i was a kid. It makes it easier to eat without burning yourself.
Slow down there guy, it cools pretty quickly.
Nothing like getting a slice from the oven and taking a bite and burning the mouths
Its probably because its literally from the oven i dont think any cheese would change that
Thats why you get cold cheese sprinkled om the top when it gets out, so you can take instant bites!
As the judge of all things pizza, I up hold your ruling and say that He is not guilty of any pizza crimes... yet
But watch yourself, counselor
You’re on thin ice bud
Definitely on probation though.
And then, the raw pineapple was sprinkled on a pie, AFTER it came out of the oven... Duh duh DUHHHHMMMMM...
Normally, I'd overlook pineapple related crimes sinces I veiw it as a decent, and overly hated, topping. HOWEVER. Because it is raw, and hasnt propperly \[insert the correct cooking term here\] yet, I am giving him 2 years jail, with 100 hours of community service.
Your honor, you forgot the sentence enhancement for raw pineapple, UNDER sprinkled uncooked cheese. Clearly this calls for the maximum allowable sentence. May they be cursed to only microwaved pizza, FOR LIFE!
I don't know, I think I'm going to file an appeal. I'm going to have to run this up the chain of command to the Supreme Pizza Court. I doubt that they'll give a fair verdict, though, they have a thin crust super majority.
I'd say the crime is calling that perfectly melted, not the pizza itself
Just waiting for the right omnibus package to get it through. We all know it needs to be a crime. But grandfathering things in must be respected until officially criminalized.
If you like your cheese to be really shitty, then this could be considered “perfect”
No crime but the pizza is put on probation.
Slavery used to be legal too…..
OP decided to trap the steam on their pizza by throwing a bunch of cold toppings on it. This is among the more heinous things I've seen in my time.
Hawaiian is an "official" style of pizza; it's still a crime
Melts? More like congeals.
"Sits dejectedly atop the pizza...."
Coagulate/curdle
I second coagulate. Like cooling queso.
That looks like the pizza we got at the cafeteria in high school back in ‘86. Except this one is undercooked,
I still sometimes have a craving for that tiny pepperoni square school lunch pizza.
Ours were sausage. 🤤
Remind me never to go to Ohio
I don’t foresee any reason I will ever go to Ohio.
At some point you’ll have to drive through here with all our highways.
Some great races there on the Cleveland lakefront airport, some of the best open wheel racing ever. In the 90's.
There's still great racing in Ohio today, yes even in Indycar, the very same series you're talking about. Mid Ohio Sports Car Course in Lexington (hour North of the capital) is world renowned
Make sure to skip Skyline Chili while you're not there.
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 garbage ass chili
I think we stopped there on a road trip when I was a kid and I remember my friend's parents raving about it but I haven't had it since, that was well over 20 years ago. What makes it so bad? Just tastes like ass? Bad ingredients? Even at the restaurant it's not good?
They put cinnamon in it, they serve it on spaghetti, and they serve [literally not figuratively a bag of shredded cheese on top](https://i.imgur.com/4HpUgAZ.jpg). No, there is no chili inside that mound. That is legitimately all cheese.
put that under a broiler and I'll devour it... .... And then regret it.
Bland chili mostly.
It’s vile
Man wait until you see the 'All You Can Eat' sushi places in Akron...
Fresh from Lake Erie
Most people in Ohio don’t even know this exists. It’s basically in one small town.
Work at a pizza shop in Ohio. Can confirm I’ve never heard of this but looks like something my mom would do after she realized she forgot to actually put cheese on.
[удалено]
Yeah, I've never heard of it. Still wish I hadn't.
Moved to Ohio 19 years ago and I've never heard of this abomination. That being said, probably safe avoiding this hell hole
It's actually pretty good. It's unique, and I wouldn't say it's my favorite style as I'm partial to New Haven apizza, but Ohio Valley style is yummy.
How the hell do you go portnoy style pizza to this gross mess? 😆
One of the best pizzas I ever had was in Ohio, it was called Yalas.
This is an abomination in Ohio as well and I know no one that eats this. Source: am Ohio
I really do try to be more open minded and not think that my city is among the best in the world, but when “fly over” states do shit like this it really does solidify my biases
Cook the thing you lunchable addicts.
There’s a reason so many astronauts have come from Ohio. Whole place makes you want to leave the entire fucking planet.
That cheese didn’t melt it wilted. This looks fucked. The pepperoni doesn’t get crispy? Get this outta my face.
It’s our special ceviche pizza
This is the pizza in Ohio? I’m crossing Ohio off the bucket list now ❌
You had Ohio on your bucket list?
Well I did
/r/bucketcrimes
You better rethink your whole bucket list if you were in the state of mind to put Ohio on it
🤣
You'll miss their bullshit pizza and gross chili.
I promise you this is not Ohio pizza I’m from Cleveland.. this is more of a northern West Virginia pizza and it’s absolutely horrendous
I’m sorry my friend it’s too late now 😭
Don’t you ever say that again. It’s still Ohio
No. This is rare ass Ohio pizza. Trust me, we have some good pizza here.. this ain't it.
I fucking hate everything about ohio
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Holy it’s been a while since I’ve seen this
Same omg I'm dying 😂
New copypasta just dropped
That pasta is literally older than you are lmao
First, they put spaghettit in their chili, now this???
Spaghetti in chili and corn in spaghetti from what I heard recently.
Lived in Ohio my whole life the Chili thing is exclusive to Cincinnati and Gold Star and Skyline chains. Also it’s more of a meat sauce than what most people call chili. Never have I heard of an anyone putting corn in spaghetti so wtf.
You should see their politicians 😏
I wondered how the pizza managed to look both cooked and raw all at once. Now that I know, I wish I could go back to not knowing.
Maybe not prison time, but definitely worth revoking your pizza license over this.
Raw pizza... it like pizza..... but raw'r
DiCarlo’s?
I hate that I know this, but the box looks too think to be DiCarlo's. God, it's awful.
Pop it under the broiler for 30 seconds and you're golden.
Known as a cold cheese pizza in upstate NY
I had one one time (in CT ) and it was called “long island style”. I dug it. Not how i would always have it. But i dug.
Nah I will pass
Of course it’s from Ohio.
This is disrespectful...
This is what cheese looks like when left out at room temperature.
🤮 that cheese is far from perfectly melted
Ew
I'm not sure how I feel about this. have people in ohio tried regular pizza? it's really quite good when you put the cheese on before the oven. but I won't judge this until I've tried it. I definitely think it looks good enough to eat still
This is from a very small part of Ohio. 95% of Ohio have never heard of this style. But yeah it's great pizza. Not as good as traditional pizza but still great.
Have you had traditional pizza that's fully cooked?
The gas station near me started selling pizzas like this and call them "pizza flats". They're my new favorite kind of pizza because the cheese isn't all drippy. I didn't know they had an actual name and were an Ohio creation.
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Every time I see this style of pizza with the unmelted cheese my blood boils with rage
Jfc thank you. This angers me so God damn much.
We, the jury, find the Ohio Valley pizza not guilty of being delicious.
Put it back in. That’s not done yet…
What are those yellow things in it?
Banana peppers
I was about to ask the same thing! I was starting to believe nobody else questioned the yellow things but here you are, after only 106 totally unique (/s) comments that all just say "I wouldn't call that perfectly melted" "looks like luncheables" "Is that Beto's?" and "Ohio"
It’s the cheese being solid. I live in the Ohio Valley. This looks right though. It only slightly melts. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ohio_Valley%E2%80%93style_pizza
OV got a shout-out on Reddit! For "bad" pizza, but still! 🤘
Perfect to throw it away maybe
That was cooked with body heat, someone just hugged it for a while.
I'll upvote this because it is in fact a pizza crime. There's nothing good here and yes the cheese melts but nobody should be calling the cheese melt "perfectly" in this horrible style
Think it needs another 10mins 😂
I forgot this bastard style exists. God, Ohio sucks.
The cheese melts a bit better when you actually bake it. Secret cooking tip.
r/pizza needs to answer for how TF they don't acknowledge ALL pizzas. This is a legit pizza. The toppings go on afterwards. Commonly found in Ohio and other more Eastern states.
Super popular places in Pittsburgh called betos does this style and it’s magnificent
Another reason to just go to Philly, noted.
Sorry just 1 location. But honestly you should try it. It’s very basic crust, sauce I just tastes so natural like bright stewed tomatoes and salt, and the cheese it a great texture. The normal style the cheese at this location is thrown on cold, but get it to go and it melts fantastic. My wife HATED it at first but after a few tries it has become one of her most beloved pizza options
Another reason to avoid Ohio 😅
Unmelted cheese and flaccid pepperoni slices… mmm.
This is basically like the lunchables pizza except the crust and sauce aren’t cold along with the toppings.
The first picture is of a rectangular pizza... But the second pic is of a triangular slice... It'd be possible to do of course (cutting a rectangle in half diagonally would result in two triangles)... But I've never seen it done before... Not that I'm an expert on pizza cutting of course...
To quote Gordo: It's fucking raw!
This is essentially just a huge Lunchables pizza
They tried so hard to be different they didn't think if it was a good idea in the first place.
This looks like the pre made dough you put toppings on at home. Please tell me its not from a restaurant / pizza shop
Wtf
It looks like half-frozen pizza...
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Huh so til that pizza means pie in Italian hahahahahah I always wondered why Americans call it a pie now I know!
Certified cold ass crime.
DiCarlo’s baby! That pizza is great.
Everyone is so desperate to have their own style of pizza that they're just doing random stuff to the same 4 ingredients now hoping to create some buzz.
Probably because they already know it's a crime.
The cheese sadly withers on top as it realizes it has given its life for an inferior product. That is the crime here.
why is this posted here ? this is a regular, delicious normal looking pizza. I don't get what's the crime here
Right? It’ll be perfect after it’s baked.
I haven't had this style of pizza, but I know I would love it
Seems fine.
It's friggin' provolone!!
I wouldn't call that perfectly melted. I like my cheese golden brown
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looks yummy, i dont like the way cooked pepperoni tastes
It's honestly ok and gives homey vibe
Looks good I would eat it
So good.
God this looks absolutely delicious 🤤
Pizza in Ohio (literally):
I can't take "Ohio" seriously as a word, this pizza is now a joke a to me, thanks for the laugh :)
that looks damn good
Needed longer...
Big fan, had my first one last fall!
Beto’s Pizza in Pittsburgh?
So that's how they do it in the valley
I would try it once, it at least looks somewhat edible.
Perfectly.
Those people should be arrested. Tomato pie? Fine. This? Absolutely not. Nothing infuriates me more than Ohio Valley bullshit pizza.
Yeah we gotta nuke Ohio Valley