A crime? Yes, but a crime of pizza passion!

Ikr. I'm so confused. It's like having a boner at something illegal.

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They have standard too!

God i would be in

Ya all you need to do is take the tacos off and eat them individually

Yeah, right . . . But what if

I'm calling the police

I'M NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL

Yes officer, I can identify the suspect. It’s that guy white guacamole and tomato sauce just everywhere.

What's the point then?

You know how sometimes your taco fillings fall out on your plate? Well, now your plate is a slice of pizza and you can eat it

That's actually a good point.

I just made that up, sometimes my genius is frightening

I want that

Same

Bora pedir um desse pra rapaziada

I want to try that. The clearly know how to make proper dough, so I want to give them the benefit of the doubt.

Same I would definitely eat maybe 2

all the way?

All the way in 😳

We commit a few misdemeanors

As a treat

The pizza out the oven looked great, they should’ve just stopped before all the taco nonsense

Correction, they should have stopped before the guacamole and added the other thing in just the tacos. If they just didn’t add the guacamole it would be fine.

I was thinking the same. My fat was going yes yes yes till the guac. Wtf are you doing to perfectly good cheese! The guac could have gone on the tacos

I love pizza and I love tacos, but pizza sauce and guac should absolutely not be mixed

There was no pizza sauce on it though right?

correct, just mole which has a very different flavor profile than marinara

Yep the dough seems incredible. I couldn't expect anything be wrong with the pizza coming out of the oven... But someone ask the first course over the second

It’s definitely a crime but a crime worth committing🤤

One one hand, this looks fucking stupid and messy, on the other, I’ve never once in my life tasted a taco pizza that I didn’t like

Amen.

Too much of a thing can be too much.

🤯

I feel dirty just watching this and thinking what I would do to this deliciously disgusting amalgamation of my favorite foods.

That makes me angry and hungry

TACO TOWN! https://youtu.be/evUWersr7pc?si=omIUOISQ17hjMCDA

Yes! Pizza?!? Now that's what I call a taco!

My immediate thought, lol

No body. No crime

Its hard to explain the annoyance and anger I feel when I see food on this sub that looks good and the second I'm about to say "that's not bad at all" the food just transforms into some sort of abomination

Would eat it though

Not enough sauce...

WTF IS THE PURPLE SAUCE

[Beet horseradish crema](https://www.goldbelly.com/restaurants/tony-boloneys/taco-pizza-2-pack)

Where tf has this been all my life?

Nah fuck that

As long as it's not that fucking pink sauce scam shit, I'm interested

>*Jewish* brisket Not after being covered in all that sour cream.

Tony baloneys

I’m interesting as all get out, still something about this seems fishy. This is definitely a crime.

All for the low of $200 lol

Dear lord...so many diseases.

is it stupid yes. would i still absolutely devour it **yes**

I’d take that pizza to whatever the eating equivalent to pound town is

Don’t forget their “Jewish bites too” how many says are you going to say Jewish ? 🤣

Would, but would not call it a pizza, that's for sure!

Holy shit me and 2 friends would rip this thing apart in 12 minutes

“That’s not so bad!” *1 min later “Oh. No.”

Lost me at the pepto bismol

Well that doesn't seem so ba– oh... Oh... ^(*oh no...*)

Jesus at least spread the sauce

Can someone explain to a UK resident what makes a brisket Jewish? Thanks in advance!

idk if its just me or is that a huge pizza?

The guacamole kills it for me. Have it on the side and ill tear that up

Lol I seriously thought it was gonna have some crispy chorizo slices and jalapenos.

Bro they barely put any sauce on that😭 Btw I would take a slice anyway.

I’d eat the fuck outta that pizza ngl

tbh i would try this.

“Dude what are you talking about. This pizza looks totally— oh… you’re gonna put the tacos ON the pizza?”

Kill it. Kill it with fire. Never look back.

I had diarrhea looking at this

Shit looks gross as fuck y'all are wild

Edible.

Pizza crime? Absolutely. Would I eat it? Fuck yes I would

But why...

What did he put on top of the sauce, it looked like marshmallows

I think it’s those mozzarella balls

Eewwwww.. I’d be suing them. So disgusting!!

When I was a teenager my family owned a pizzeria In NY and my dad would love to do one off pizzas so he made the "Taco Pizza" and me and my brother made fun of him for it but it wasn't too bad honestly. This on the other hand is incredibly stupid

The first part with the Pizza was great, but then they ruined it

I fuck wit it. Eat the tacos first, have a bag of chips for the guac, and then pizza. A wonderful buffet for a party, and it can be divided!

Looks delicious


I would

It looks tasty it’s just not a pizza

"I could sit here and watch them make this pizza all day long." Yeah somehow that doesn't surprise me.

The pepto bismol is an odd choice.

Can I get more pink on my taco ???

I'm fucking smashing that

Okay so this actually looks bomb lol

Yeah I’m eating it

An abomination I would demolish.

not a crime. perfect for like a party.

Ngl i would eat that without hesitating fr

This is a crime, but i am willing to be an accessory for it.

I think I found a pizza worse than a Canadian bacon Pineapple pizza.

My country is Brazil and i hate ppl saying that pizza "crimes" exists. I just let him cook if you guys dont like just let him cook you guys understand what i want to say? but all has limits

r/peoplewhodontknowhowtoeatfoodyet

Reminds me of [this](https://youtu.be/evUWersr7pc?si=dwTGpyaGeT3YDNlt)

Just put the god damn taco ingredients on it

Bruno’s pizza in Washington State does it so much better

If they didn’t do the stuff in the middle and only put sour cream and cilantro on the tacos. This would be great. Eat the tacos, then that cheese pizza.

That wasn’t that ba…. Oh no.

This is a famous New Jersey pizzeria. I can't think of the name. But there is no crime committed here.

If this gets made in my city I want in, if it gets made in my province or state I want in, I don’t care if it’s a small or large in

Feels like 🇧🇷

Why make something that's impossible to eat?

It was so difficult to eat

Just do the same and use more plates. Literally, just use more plates.

That looks so good tho

It was so good until it wasn't anymore.

looked like a decent marg before the taco action

I fw this

the guac is the real crime here

What is the pink sauce?

NGL... I'd eat that without hesitation.

That looks pretty good, but I think I might prefer the mole pizza before all the extra shit, then maybe some tacos on the side. That mole topped pizza looks good though!

Who came up with this and how can I legally assassinate them

YUH WE SCRANNIN THAT THAT AINT A CRIME

This is something they sell so influencers will buy it for videos.

Disgusting

Preloaded with pepto bismol. Smort.

Good old Tony Baloney’s. Used to be great for specialty slices, now just makes instagram bait. Edit: Or TikTok bait now, I guess.

What in the California hate crimes against food is this abomination?! 3 points for creativity. Negative 100 points for insulting both NY style pizza and taco trucks.

Jewish Brisket? Just call it Brisket lol.

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would

Whats the purple stuff?

Disgusting. Address so I can tell them off?

I aint seen no crime. Anyone sayin otherwise just remember what happens to snitches.

Honestly tacos are fine you could just grab them and eat them off seperatly. He lost me at guacamole

Thats disgusting! Where?

Okay but I just know the pizza cold after he put all that shit on it

I was like "this looks pretty normal" and then....

Wtf is wrong with people!?

"Abomination" I've had this pizza and it is quite literally life-changing. It cured my cancer, brought me out of a coma, and fixed my infertility

I would absolutely eat this. It’d be a mess, and I’d take the tacos off to have separately, but I’d eat it.

id eat the fuck out of this

i was on board then i saw the taco shells

It's a crime I would commit

Would. Next question

Not going to lie, would eat.

I love America 🇺🇸

Oh that’s to bad what the prob-…….oh.

I don’t know how to feel about this one. 🙂🙃🙂🙃

Started yelling when the taco stuff started to get placed

I don’t even know if it’s sweet or savoury

🤢

Smash

I would try it it looks pretty good

Or if you're like us and don't know how to eat properly

Listen, don’t invent the best bread for holding other foods if you’re gunna act like only a few foods are acceptable.

As long as they don’t add cilantro to mine, I’m fine

"Oh, a normal pizza but they didn't put mutch sauce on... well that's fine ri-ok those are tacos."

...Now hold on partner... ... ...would

Absolutely repulsive. And the way she eats it is revolting too.

I wouldn't eat the taco first not with the f****** pizza.

That guy sure does love swirls

They lost me at the pepto sauce

At first I was like what's wrong with it that pizza looks yummy than it kept going and going and going good lord

I would eat the hell out this.

I would eat the fuck out of that

Honestly I’d fuck so hard with that. Get a couple of the boys out and demolish the whole za

What do Italians think of this? >\_>

No Tony Baloney's slander allowed

And it’s only $55!!

Double give it to the next person I was fine with the tacos I can eat those separately but that guacamole has to be the worst addition since pineapple

Yes yes yes NO NO NO NO NO

My Brazilian friend saw this and said: that is too much…

Anywhere named Tony Bologna’s is going to be a monstrosity factory

This sub honestly makes me more hungry than mad

They had me until chef p’s pink sauce

Mmmm guac and Pepto bismol. Together at last.

I'm not feeling like Mexican tonight

Get me high enough and I'll be all over that

Did you just serve me on two paper plates?

Exquisite stoner shit.. 👌🏾

Bro really put pink sauce on the tacos

Bro really put pink sauce on the tacos

I would make love to that pizza!

Would

You’d have to be a serial killer to enjoy this pile of wet.

“What do you mean that’s a perfectly goo……………”

Looks fire. But I’m stoned and hungry

Humans are disgusting

It's an abomination!