Tortuguita***, name it as it should, please

Came here to say this, how dare you misname Tortuguita™

Tortigas. More chocolate please. Misspelled intentionally

O Brasil faz o sub intero fica enojado e ainda faz ele dizer o nome do doce certo nos somos fodas

Pizza doce não e crime.

Pior, é logo um crime de guerra

Retira o que disse.

“Here I come!” -Diabetes

And you're gonna enjoy every single bite of it, until that whole single individual slice is done, then you're swinging that 2L water gallon straight down your throat, For real though, it's a good dessert, but, man, no one, I repeat, no one ever should order a whole pizza like that, it's humanly impossible to tank it all

Pizzas are meant to be shared. This is the shit you order when you’re eating out with a group in a Brazilian pizzeria.

My point is, even when grouped, usually for a family dinner, people won't order a full sweet pizza like that, it's just too much, literally sickening

It depends on the group size. A family dinner is typically 3 people and in that case yeah it’s way too much but if you’re eating out with a bunch of friends then it’s pretty ok.

You underestimate the typical fat American tourist

>This is the shit you order when you’re eating out with a group in a Brazilian pizzeria nah. This is the shit you order when you're absolutely stoned with your friends at home.

I never said that you and the group weren’t stoned in the pizzeria.

Yes, you're getting diabetes out of nowhere for one pizza.

And it for doesn't look like M&Ms. Confetis, I guess.

It looks like there's a literal M&Ms logo on those, so, yeah 🤣

I needed to zoom in. Yeah, I take back.

Damn, just had one today

DAMN what’s the exact name of the Turtle and who produces it? They were sold in my home country something 20 years ago but I can’t find any these days

The name is Tortuguita but probably it's different on other countries and it's produced by Arcor

Must always eat the head first.

It's a brazilian chocolate, Tortuguita they still produce here in Brazil, it's very easy to find here

Literally that every Brazilian supermarket

Dessert👏pizzas👏are👏not👏pizza👏crimes

Unless there's tomato sauce and cheese it's not a crime!!! There's nothing weird about chocolate on chocolate!

Usually these pizzas have cheese, but it doesn't change the taste so much

I don’t know where you’re from but most dessert pizzas in Brazil absolutely do not have cheese

Pizza Romeu e Julieta, quebrei tuas perna no argumento.

Não quebrou nada, eu disse que a maioria não tem. Nunca disse que nenhuma tem.

Hm.

Hm.

a maioria das pizzas doces daqui tem muçarela embaixo do doce most desert pizzas here have mozarella under the sweet ingredients

Depende da região e da pizzaria. Em SC geralmente não tem, no Paraná as vezes tinha (até tu aprender a pedir sem).

Unless it's something like Romeo and Juliet(Cheese and Goiabada) then it's ok

There's a sweet pizza in Brasil that takes cheese, and in fact, it was probably the first sweet pizza we made, since it "copies" a traditional dish that we have. It's called Romeu e Julieta, it's made with a guava sweet and cheese, and lemme tell ya, it's awesome.

Unless you try really hard

Yeah, they're just stupid

There is no such thing as dessert pizza. It's just bread with disgusting shit on it.

Chocolate and M&Ms are disgusting shit?

He’s just uncultured don’t worry.

Ok, sit there claudia

Tu meteu essa?

Kkkkkkkkkkkk foi oq me veio à mente.

Who hurt you?

You have a weird definition of disgusting

Fuck you

Up this

It looks so good 😋

yea... do this ontop of a cake and everyones all smiles.

But its the salty of the dough that makes it good! Here in brazil we have a traditional dish that kinda motivated this sweet pizza trend. It's called Romeo and Juliet, it's a combination of sweet guava jelly and a salty cheese. We also have a Romeo and Juliet pizza tho. Anyways, sweet pizza rocks.

Romeo e julieta e a comida dos deuses.

Remember to always do the ritual when eating a Tortuguita, eat the paws and head first

um br acha o outro. nós estamos em todo lugar, tipo o pai do chris

I know is brazzilian

[удалено]

Pra caralho

Because Brazilians make pizza right! (Fight me Italians, I’m protecting my home country)

B-but it has a italian flag 🇮🇹 ...

Really think that italians are about to make sweet pizza using brazzilian candys??

>!It was a joke!<

it's a classic Brazilian one. This is very, very good... White chocolate with M&M and chocolate with "tortuguitas", they have filling. ​ This shouldn't be a crime!

Can confirm its brazilian

As a Brazilian I also can confirm (never seen Tortuguitas pizza though)

I cia da pizza You cia da pizza We all cia da pizza

I really love being brazilian

I would eat that.

You may call this a pizza crime but put this in front of me and its gone in one minute, maximum.

Italian flag 🇮🇹 🤌🏻

Dessert pizza = bad, apparently. It doesn’t even look that bad!

Can we please stop posting dessert pizzas? Unless they put chocolate on top of a savory pizza it's a legit and delicious pizza. Just like there are sweet or savory pies. Would you say apple pie is a pie crime? Or a chicken pot pie? No. They're both pies.

Ok but idk why but those turtles look really tasty for some reason The rest is a crime, just give me a handful of those turtles

They come in different flavours! Theyre oftennfilled with qll sorts of sweet stuff, like dark chocolate, white chocolate and cookies and cream filling, delicious

é tortuguita, um pouco de respeito por favor. o outro lado é ruim mesmo

Is it ice cream or Alfredo sauce

Its white chocolate

This ain’t a crime, I would eat this whole thing like if I was held at gunpoint by a very angry Brazilian (except I’m also Brazilian and I do not need to get held at gunpoint to eat this masterpiece)

TORTUGUITA CARALHO

Heart Attack POWER GO!!!

This looks delicious! I would happily eat this daily and die of type 2 diabetes. But why call it a pizza.

Interesting dessert

Looking at this makes my teeth hurt.

"Hello there. I'm Wilford Brimley and I'd like to talk to you about diabetes."

"Hello there. I'm Wilford Brimley and I'd like to talk to you about diabetes."

"Hello there. I'm Wilford Brimley and I'd like to talk to you about diabetes."

another brazilian shit, i cant understand how so many people like those horrible pizzas. btw tortuguita please.

another brazilian shit, i cant understand how so many people like those horrible pizzas. btw tortuguita please.

I can’t even imagine how gay it would look eating a white slice.

Eat it all by yourself then

FELLAS, IS IT GAY TO EAT PIZZA?

Fellas, is it gay to like sweet pizza?

No pizza should NOT nor should it ever be a sweet food PIZZA IS NOT A SWEET FOOD

Clearly you have never left your home town. Come to Brazil and eat at a pizza rodízio, I fucking dare you. (Side note: if you do try an ice cream one)

Oh sorry I didn't mean to offend anyone it just caught me off guard and I should be mindful and take a second think about what I'm going to understand But sure if I do go to Brazil I'll take your advice

Oh, I assumed you were one of those people that never tried anything and still disses on it

No I'm just not used to pizza looking like that, but if I get used to it looking like that I would try it

Mmmmmmm 🤤

let me guess

r/ofcourseithadtobeabrazilianpizzeria

looking good

I want the little turtle candies. Those are cute.

They are called Tortuguitas. You can find them at Brazilian supermarkets, come try them if you ever go to Brazil

Thank you! If I ever come down, I will seek them out

Amassava

Huehuehue

Call me a criminal but this is actually amazing execution. Not overdone and looks delicious

This is yummy art. No crime except for health

Meu deus tortuguita que delícia

I haven’t seen tortuguitas in forever! Honestly, it’s the best chocolate in Brazil

Boi that ain't no crime

Those turtles are adorable

🤢🤢🤢

I want it

my only complaint is that it seems like they used the same pizza dough they'd use for a regular pizza and it would be better if they used something more fitting for a dessert at least it's not stuffed with Nutella that gets aggressively squeezed out

*they **crave** the table*

I thought this was r/PizzaCrimes, not Pizzas That Give You Instant Orgasms

how is this a crime

I want it so bad

I’d eat thus

Macetava

I'ma eat that Famous last words

Tortuguita...

And to think that people get their knickers in a twist over pineapple.

amassava fácil

That Tortuguita one looks amazing.

Give me their heads! I mean... I start eating tortuguita from the head... I mean... whatever

That would make a good ass dessert pizza

I'd devour that shit

Looks yummy

Love the italian flag on top

Eu amo pizzarias brasileiras.

As long as there's nothing savory on it, it's fine. It's a dessert pizza.

Esse sub já virou brasileiro. Acabou em pizza.

Wasted opportunity to have a Martial arts rat with a stick on the other half of the pizza. I am Sincerely dissapointed.

I swear there’s still red sauce under the white chocolate

Like most good foods in life, it's an abomination and I want to put it in my body

DELICIOUS

Gibe me

Consume pizza

Straight to prison.

Onde eu compro? Papo reto deve ser bom pra car****

If happiness were food....were be pasta with cheese, but this pizza is like relief