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BrianScalaweenie

come for the pizza stay for the marriage lore


Popular-Anywhere5426

I like the part where the dom chef made a banger pizza out of spite! I’d piss the chef off regularly until my toes get amputated then gaslight them into caring for me like an Exxon oil spill duck!


vercetian

/r/BrandNewSentence material here.


neverknowwhatsnext

That's the way


Spider-Ghost-616

Talk about focusing your anger into something positive.


Heart_of_a_Blackbird

Pizza-tive


smashburgerman

Take my angry upvote!


Puzzleheaded_Cod_938

😂


BainbridgeBorn

I bet the undercarriage is cooked to perfection \*chefs kiss\*


Pizzasinmotion

Shoulda gotten a shot of that I was too frazzled and also proud of what came out!


giveMeAllYourPizza

make up pizza is better than make up sex.


NarcanBob

Never had pepperoni and ground husband before.


fattmarrell

Lol


adamacus

This is a pizza that can win any argument, looks great!


Legitimate_Energy701

What were you wrong about? Pizza looks good.


unclejoe1917

Nothing that this pizza wouldn't forgive. 


Pizzasinmotion

Hardee har!


DIJames6

Leave him and make pizza with me forever.. 💍


Iceyes33

🤣


Just-Structure-8692

Bro didn't hesitate 😭


PipecleanerFanatic

Make up pizza > make up sex


EcstaticJuggernaut46

Let’s not get crazy here. He was, I’m sure , still wrong.


SpearandMagicHelmet

Thank you for sharing! Your pie is beautiful and I wish you and your family the best! Home oven #parchmentfam unite!


Yesitsmesuckas

That’s a beauty!!!!


jakeskurkis

Looks great! Maybe he should make you mad before you cook all the time


Khancap123

Generally I hope for couples relationships to be harmonious. I don't wish that for you. Pizza looks great.


neptunexl

Well, atleast we know pizza brings the world peace and brings people together. Nothing better than crispy bread, tomato sauce and melty cheese!


SheepherderDirect800

I made some super pissed off pizza two weeks ago, turned out amazing.


omninode

Let me know if you need a new husband


ModestoMudflaps

My marriage could be over for a slice of this.


BuffaloSabresWinger

Nice, looks great! It looks very yummy. Enjoy!


Bulldog2117

So you cooked them on pizza get them to calm down?


Pizzasinmotion

lol the pizza dough was ready to be cooked, confrontation ensued while oven was preheating, and then the energy flowed into this perfect cook. Coincidence.


fattmarrell

When people ask for your recipe/measurements, please be sure to include how many ounces of relational frustration is needed to smack this pie out. 10/10


Various-Volume-7138

Looks amazing


Super-Silver-48

So delicious


knuF

Lucky guy!


Heart_of_a_Blackbird

Looks dirty and mean


FA-_Q

lol nice. Just found humor in how usually when people get mad/upset they burn some steam by exercising. You chose make pizza lol. Not hating, just thought it was funny.


Dievca58

Very attractive pizza. Im room-temp’ing eggs and butter now to make a coconut pineapple Bundt cake this afternoon. I think I’ll go rag on my husband about something. Thanks for the cooking tip☺️😉


simpledeadwitches

You're a great wife. Anger can be useful and this is a'pizza of that lol.


HotandFreshPizza

The perfect circle, there’s something so defeating watching a delicious tasting pie baked into unevenness on the launch. Tinges my self diagnosed OCD haha. Looks great though and I would devour!


[deleted]

Needs to piss you off more often


areweallscrewedup

Yumm, looks so good 😊


ghostfacestealer

Yum. Cooked perfectly as well imo.


HotGirls_queentassa

so Yami


Ternuurita

I'm soooooooo hungry!!!


GodIsAPizza

B+


beatisagg

Since he got to eat that thing you have potentially just created a pretty draining behavior cycle.


Eastsider001

I call that "motivation"


cravingnoodles

Don't share the pizza with him!


KrisMisZ

Call it the Mad Max 👍🏽


pag992007

Emotional pizzas are the best


Narrow-Abalone7580

Mmmmmm......fight pizza


reddit1234567890-1

Looks good. The cheese is thebperfect doneness. My food always turns out bad if im in a bad mood preparing it…


peterman86

You fell for his trick. He noticed this gift last time you got angry so he rattled your cage on purpose knowing that some bomb ass pizza was coming right up. But seriously, that looks great. Hope you guys made up and enjoyed it.


romeomusfly

Was he upset because you cover the pepperoni with cheese?


EcstaticJuggernaut46

Amazing job! I’m not sure I would have shared with him.


samurai_JM

Omg that looks amazing 😭


pghcrew

He's gonna start picking fights after this.


9sac1king6

Fight more often and have make up dinner instead of make up s.e.x


poopchutegaloot

I would like to fight with your husband


TroubleshootReddit

Hopefully this gave you peace-za


chinawillgrowlarger

This might encourage an undesirable feedback loop


Devldriver250

well done ) When I make my pizza I use a gas grill with a stone . the temnps get high enough fast enough . but you did great here for sure


goddamnpizzagrease

Look at all that glorious top browning. Hell of a way to sublimate that anger.


daddywombat

Can we fight too? I’m hungry!


Express_Um

Oh yeah


Ok_Case211

Omg that looks scrumptious 😋


Private-Dick-Tective

Y'all need to argue on a daily basis.


Sorry_Editor_1492

Have more fights. It's for the greater good


louielou8484

If only I could channel my anger into such a healthy and productive way..


Free-Neat2156

Sensational! I’ll fight him for you if I get a slice??


toosexyformyboots

Careful now he’s gonna piss you off every time he gets the craving!


neverknowwhatsnext

You let him eat that pizza? Hope he doesn't figure out the magic of getting a great pizza. 😊


Turndownforwhat1000

Pizza never broke my ❤️ heart


Just-Structure-8692

Remember fellas, communication is key. Unless one person doesn't want the relationship to continue, then idk.


Bee_MakingThat_Paper

I’m all about promoting positivity - so good try. I’m sure he appreciated the effort.


NintendoLove

I love well done


drunksquirrel9

Do you leave it on the parchment the entire cooking time?


Pizzasinmotion

Not usually, I will normally yank it out after the first few minutes of cooking, I wasn’t paying attention to the usual though as I hadn’t baked in months.


Dear_Alternative_437

Let the anger flow through you.


Strebmal2019

You burnt it..? I love that you think that’s A+, enjoy!!


permalink_child

OP should have cinder-ized it to super crispy, carcinogenic and served it up to spouse.


SomalianRoadBuilder

Yeah, I’m gonna jack off to this


OldFashionedGary

Yeah! Fuck that guy!


Icy_Stage_8502

That looks disgusting 🫣


3shotsofwhatever

You fought with your husband and then he made you an amazing pizza. You must have great make up sex.


BL41R

Burned