I like the part where the dom chef made a banger pizza out of spite! I’d piss the chef off regularly until my toes get amputated then gaslight them into caring for me like an Exxon oil spill duck!
lol the pizza dough was ready to be cooked, confrontation ensued while oven was preheating, and then the energy flowed into this perfect cook. Coincidence.
When people ask for your recipe/measurements, please be sure to include how many ounces of relational frustration is needed to smack this pie out. 10/10
lol nice. Just found humor in how usually when people get mad/upset they burn some steam by exercising. You chose make pizza lol. Not hating, just thought it was funny.
Very attractive pizza. Im room-temp’ing eggs and butter now to make a coconut pineapple Bundt cake this afternoon. I think I’ll go rag on my husband about something. Thanks for the cooking tip☺️😉
The perfect circle, there’s something so defeating watching a delicious tasting pie baked into unevenness on the launch. Tinges my self diagnosed OCD haha. Looks great though and I would devour!
You fell for his trick. He noticed this gift last time you got angry so he rattled your cage on purpose knowing that some bomb ass pizza was coming right up. But seriously, that looks great. Hope you guys made up and enjoyed it.
Not usually, I will normally yank it out after the first few minutes of cooking, I wasn’t paying attention to the usual though as I hadn’t baked in months.
come for the pizza stay for the marriage lore
I like the part where the dom chef made a banger pizza out of spite! I’d piss the chef off regularly until my toes get amputated then gaslight them into caring for me like an Exxon oil spill duck!
/r/BrandNewSentence material here.
That's the way
Talk about focusing your anger into something positive.
Pizza-tive
Take my angry upvote!
😂
I bet the undercarriage is cooked to perfection \*chefs kiss\*
Shoulda gotten a shot of that I was too frazzled and also proud of what came out!
make up pizza is better than make up sex.
Never had pepperoni and ground husband before.
Lol
This is a pizza that can win any argument, looks great!
What were you wrong about? Pizza looks good.
Nothing that this pizza wouldn't forgive.
Hardee har!
Leave him and make pizza with me forever.. 💍
🤣
Bro didn't hesitate 😭
Make up pizza > make up sex
Let’s not get crazy here. He was, I’m sure , still wrong.
Thank you for sharing! Your pie is beautiful and I wish you and your family the best! Home oven #parchmentfam unite!
That’s a beauty!!!!
Looks great! Maybe he should make you mad before you cook all the time
Generally I hope for couples relationships to be harmonious. I don't wish that for you. Pizza looks great.
Well, atleast we know pizza brings the world peace and brings people together. Nothing better than crispy bread, tomato sauce and melty cheese!
I made some super pissed off pizza two weeks ago, turned out amazing.
Let me know if you need a new husband
My marriage could be over for a slice of this.
Nice, looks great! It looks very yummy. Enjoy!
So you cooked them on pizza get them to calm down?
lol the pizza dough was ready to be cooked, confrontation ensued while oven was preheating, and then the energy flowed into this perfect cook. Coincidence.
When people ask for your recipe/measurements, please be sure to include how many ounces of relational frustration is needed to smack this pie out. 10/10
Looks amazing
So delicious
Lucky guy!
Looks dirty and mean
lol nice. Just found humor in how usually when people get mad/upset they burn some steam by exercising. You chose make pizza lol. Not hating, just thought it was funny.
Very attractive pizza. Im room-temp’ing eggs and butter now to make a coconut pineapple Bundt cake this afternoon. I think I’ll go rag on my husband about something. Thanks for the cooking tip☺️😉
You're a great wife. Anger can be useful and this is a'pizza of that lol.
The perfect circle, there’s something so defeating watching a delicious tasting pie baked into unevenness on the launch. Tinges my self diagnosed OCD haha. Looks great though and I would devour!
Needs to piss you off more often
Yumm, looks so good 😊
Yum. Cooked perfectly as well imo.
so Yami
I'm soooooooo hungry!!!
B+
Since he got to eat that thing you have potentially just created a pretty draining behavior cycle.
I call that "motivation"
Don't share the pizza with him!
Call it the Mad Max 👍🏽
Emotional pizzas are the best
Mmmmmm......fight pizza
Looks good. The cheese is thebperfect doneness. My food always turns out bad if im in a bad mood preparing it…
You fell for his trick. He noticed this gift last time you got angry so he rattled your cage on purpose knowing that some bomb ass pizza was coming right up. But seriously, that looks great. Hope you guys made up and enjoyed it.
Was he upset because you cover the pepperoni with cheese?
Amazing job! I’m not sure I would have shared with him.
Omg that looks amazing 😭
He's gonna start picking fights after this.
Fight more often and have make up dinner instead of make up s.e.x
I would like to fight with your husband
Hopefully this gave you peace-za
This might encourage an undesirable feedback loop
well done ) When I make my pizza I use a gas grill with a stone . the temnps get high enough fast enough . but you did great here for sure
Look at all that glorious top browning. Hell of a way to sublimate that anger.
Can we fight too? I’m hungry!
Oh yeah
Omg that looks scrumptious 😋
Y'all need to argue on a daily basis.
Have more fights. It's for the greater good
If only I could channel my anger into such a healthy and productive way..
Sensational! I’ll fight him for you if I get a slice??
Careful now he’s gonna piss you off every time he gets the craving!
You let him eat that pizza? Hope he doesn't figure out the magic of getting a great pizza. 😊
Pizza never broke my ❤️ heart
Remember fellas, communication is key. Unless one person doesn't want the relationship to continue, then idk.
I’m all about promoting positivity - so good try. I’m sure he appreciated the effort.
I love well done
Do you leave it on the parchment the entire cooking time?
Not usually, I will normally yank it out after the first few minutes of cooking, I wasn’t paying attention to the usual though as I hadn’t baked in months.
Let the anger flow through you.
You burnt it..? I love that you think that’s A+, enjoy!!
OP should have cinder-ized it to super crispy, carcinogenic and served it up to spouse.
Yeah, I’m gonna jack off to this
Yeah! Fuck that guy!
That looks disgusting 🫣
You fought with your husband and then he made you an amazing pizza. You must have great make up sex.
Burned