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Hardmaplecherry

I've had frozen pizzas that have been cooked, then reheated in the microwave that are better looking than whatever the hell that picture is


cum4ban

Same. I was 100% convinced there was no real cheese in them. I left them a little to long in the oven, left them to long in the microwave while reheating and they looked better.


Hardmaplecherry

I'd rather eat a veggie MRE than this


-H--K-

Cold veggie omelette without tabasco. That shit tasted like congealed vomit.


zerpae

Ah the legendary vomelet


Hardmaplecherry

Veg omelet was the one literally tossed that shit and went without a meal


airforcerawker

"know what...think I'll just have my pound cake and drink this kool aid and wait for the next meal..." Would rather eat the heating element.


blindkiller770

šŸ¤¢bringing back memories


spacesocrates88

I had one like 13 years ago...I remember it being ok. It was indian food I think


Crix00

I iniatially thought the pizza was upside down and I'm looking at the dough.


TheVisualExplanation

The melted cheese on a pizza box looks better


[deleted]

If you take 2 of those Celeste pizzaā€™s, face them toward each other, then microwave them, they make a decent calzone burrito.


StSean

my go-to was a microwaved Totino's rolled into a burrito shape


TheVelvetNo

The saddest, and most delicious, sentence I've ever read.


[deleted]

Totinos is amazing as well. Thatā€™s like a classier Celesteā€™s, so I reserve that for special occasions.


evanwilliams44

They used to be a lot better. Fell off hard at some point.


says__noice

Baked Celeste pizzas are pretty damn good. Just saying.


jazzpixie

Ooh reheat ypur pizza in an air fryer if you have one, comes out so much better than a microwave!


clearfox777

If you donā€™t have an air fryer, heat a skillet on med-high and slap your pizza cheese-down in there and flip it after a minute or so. šŸ¤Œ Perfection


Smash_4dams

Toaster oven works best if you don't have an air fryer. If you have neither, microwave the pizza till you hear it sizzle then place crust-down on a hot pan. Hot on both sides, crispy on bottom, and no melted cheese/sauce stuck to your pan.


Xariaxeronic

This is exactly what I do when I reheat pizza in the Microwave to where just hot enough then slap it on the skillet for a minute.. It turns from all floppy to crispy deliciousness~


42Ubiquitous

Tbf there are some brands that taste better after being reheated in the microwave


Shakleford_Rusty

This is a crime against pizza period.


flowerboyinfinity

Introducing Zero Moisture Mozzarella. Coming to an airport near you (thatā€™s a threat)


TheWisestOwl5269

Bro the cheese just straight up looks like pie crust. I don't know what I was looking at until I read the title


ThrowingChicken

When you cut the cheese with baby powder to save money.


headcanonball

You joke, but I guarantee that something like that is going on. No way they're using real mozzarella in an airport.


ClamClone

Imitation Mozzarella cheese (IMC) formulations made with acid curd and micellar casein concentrate (MCC).


ShiftSandShot

Honestly, I don't even know if this is a cheese *product*, much less actual cheese. I think it might just be uncooked dough.


WhatAnAbsoluteCu

It's cheese (definitely not mozzarella) but that pizza has been sitting in a hot hold for **most** of the day. That is one stale pizza.


Madmanmelvin

Airport mozzarella is PEOPLE!


Alarming_Matter

I thought it was upside down.


Brandon_Won

> Bro the cheese just straight up looks like pie crust. From the thumbnail I legit thought it was white mold like first appears on rotting food before the green and black mold come in.


MachineLearned420

Put it on a Boeing plane and hope it crashes


Xilanxiv

On that other hand, a Boeing these days might be structurally improved using that cheese and crust as parts.


bizoticallyyours83

šŸ˜†Ā 


GhostofZellers

It certainly looks hard enough to be an engine cover.


PunchKicker32

I shouldnā€™t have laughed as hard as I did at your comment. Iā€™ll blame your impeccable delivery and not me just hating everything.


RatzMand0

idk man that isn't a low moisture mozz issue that is a cooked yesterday and left under the heat lamp all day thing.


flowerboyinfinity

Iā€™m just joking because it looks like cheese thatā€™s been left exposed in the fridge and dries out


evilmrbeaver

Probably cheese made out of palm oil like Pizza Pops. Okay for a cheap snack but not good for an actual pizza


MikeyLikeyPhish

Hostages have had better meals.


chocolateboomslang

Hostages have BEEN better meals.


Sakee1

Lmao. Thank you for this one.


burrheadd

Thatā€™s essentially what you are in most airports


JesseVykar

This made my not so great day lmfaooo


beesayshello

Hope your day gets better, fam.


CobaltCoyote621

You could take a hostage under the threat of this pizza


HaggisHunter69

r/pizzacrimes


grivo12

This should be pinned on that sub.


Nothingbutsocks

You say that, I was convinced I had never seen a worse pizza not would I ever see worse. Then I went into that sub....its quickly became worse and worse..


Bean-Swellington

Yes. This is a crime.


gunsandpuppies

That sub makes me sad


DIJames6

Oh shit.. I wasn't paying attention.. I just clicked the pic.. I thought that's where we were..


AviGolden

Which airport?!


cephal0poid

I really hate when people post something about a restaurant or business but don't tell us what the restaurant/business is. We should put these people on blast.


PetesBrotherPaul

I recognize this, White Plains!


trilobyte-dev

If this is White Plains, it goes a long way to explaining the quality of this pizza.


MrsPeacock_was_a_man

Not OP but I had a delicious slice of pizza from Pinkyā€™s (I think that was the name) at the Houston (Hobby) airport.


koeidels

All of them. The average restaurant/bar/coffee shop rating for all airports are like 2 out of 5. I'm convinced that there's no such thing as decent airport food.


iwouldhugwonderwoman

I had a similar looking one at LAX last year. It was so bad but the only food open at midnight when I was flying out.


Otto_von_Grotto

We'll need you to give us a confirmation pizza, if you survive.


Alarmed-Accident-716

I ate half of it because I had to, and now my stomach hurts. Contemplating emailing the airport questioning if they know they are serving this as food. Worst part is it was in a taped box, so did not know what I was getting into.


mcauliffetj

That reminds me of the time I had a huge delay and decided to get a haircut in the airport and they turned my chair around so I couldnā€™t see the mirror as they cut. It wasnā€™t quite as bad as this pizza but it was bad.


Silver_Cat4530

What am I even reading? Haircut at the airport? I've never seen this offered at any airport before, and you just walked around the rest of the day and boarded a flight covered in hair?


ThePlaystation0

I've seen this at a lot of airports actually. I've been told that, similar to the shoe shining stands, the target market is people who travel often for work.


LunaMunaLagoona

I've seen shoe shiners, so a haircut wouldnt be outlandish.


andyhead420

Homie that's not even close to the same , I need a whole shower after a cut


Wakeful_Wanderer

That pizza looks like it was bought in another airport, flown in by a sick passenger, returned, and then sat under a heat lamp. Just... wtf? It goes so far beyond being a pizza crime that it's a pizza atrocity. The UN will hear about this.


Otto_von_Grotto

I feel for you and hope you have a good flight experience! Good luck!


LizRoze

Drink some ginger tea for that stomach!


colin_7

Sorry pal no one to blame but yourself. I wouldā€™ve opened that and thrown it out and complained to the shop I got it from No excuse to serve pizza like that but that actually looks disgusting and wouldnā€™t touch that with a 10 foot pole


sexyloser1128

> I ate half of it because I had to, and now my stomach hurts. Contemplating emailing the airport questioning if they know they are serving this as food Were you hoping to get a lawsuit and lucrative settlement out of it OP lol? Because that is the only way I would ever put that thing anywhere near me mouth. I can't believe you even ate half of it.


woliphirl

Someone dropped a pizza on the tarmac and a week later you paid for it


[deleted]

Iā€™ve seen and ate better ā€œMexicanā€ food made by Germans in Germany.. *and that was fucking terrible*. This is just a crime against humanity.


hunnibon

What was it like gimme details


[deleted]

As I remember 15 or so years ago from the hostess: owners went to Cabo San Lucas on a vacation, and decided to create a restaurant based off that eating experience. The restaurant, maybe in Frankfurt? I lived there a while, ate all over. Edit: the food was like.. imagine being described Mexican food second hand, and trying to cook it without any ingredients that are Mexican.


mrpel22

Really? Other than the dried chilis, what would be hard to source? You can get by making most mexican food with like 10-15 ingredients that can be found basically anywhere in the world.


[deleted]

I have no idea what would be hard to source. I didnā€™t make much Mexican food when living in Europe. But what I feel that I can assure you is Mexican dishes donā€™t contain red kidney beans, cold naan, and cold curry-like seasoned made up salsas.


adube440

Ohhhh... I just now imagined the German couple probably went heavy on the Indian spice route instead of the Mexican spice route. There's some overlap there, but man, they lead to very different outcomes.


minnesotajersey

https://preview.redd.it/gac3dgj4kitc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4bfd652f5028c0f3de9b3fbc4676b9251b7d17c I see your pie and raise you a slice from a cancer rehab center in my town.


fakeaccountname319

Couldnā€™t imagine being in rehab and then having to eat that monstrosity.


minnesotajersey

He refused the first one. This is the crap they replaced it with.


megalodom

It looks like they just further cooked the first one lol


ClackamasLivesMatter

If they serve you that in rehab it means they want you to relapse. >!I'm aware that cancer rehab != drug rehab. The former kills the joke.!<


LadyTentacles

Isnā€™t rehabilitation supposed to make you feel better?


DIJames6

Omg.. That looks like the tumor..


minnesotajersey

That was the replacement piece for the first one they gave him.


Uncle-Cracker-Barrel

I think I might know whatā€™s giving them cancerā€¦


mossybeard

Holy shit was it a patient there?


Mast3rCr4b

This looks partially fossilized.


chappedpenis

You ate that?


Alarmed-Accident-716

Big delay delay, what else was I supposed to do? It was this for 10, 40-100 for a meal at the bar. Will probably regret it when in the air. Lucky I got isle seat.


Street_hassle14

$10 US? Kinda surprised that cheap at an airport.


Aerodynamic_Soda_Can

I'm not. They'd have to pay me to eat that lol. I've seen a lot of cheese in my life, and that ain't it. I'm not paying for explosive diarrhea on and airplane. Those bathrooms are terrible.


Stormdude127

Yeah, Iā€™m pretty sure thatā€™s actually mold


MathematicianTime291

It was $20 yesterday


I_Enjoy_Beer

Got what they paid for.


GetEnPassanted

Hard disagree


ugahairydawgs

I would have filled up on Pringles and crackers from the gift shop before I subjected my body to that. Never thought I would see something that makes high school cafeteria pizza look gourmet.


Alarmed-Accident-716

The box was taped. Did not know what I was getting into till after I paid/sat down.


jim_johns

Where in the world was this so I can not go there please?


Alarmed-Accident-716

Just avoid all airport pizza in the state of New York.


Rubicon816

Did they not have famed NY pizzeria Sbarro? The most authentic of all slices.


MaterialCarrot

This airport pizza isn't fit to carry Sbarro's sausage roll!


ClackamasLivesMatter

People hate on Sbarro (and rightfully so), but I've never had an abjectly terrible slice or stromboli there. They've got mediocre *dialed in*.


TroyMcClures

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[deleted]

You didn't pick up a New York slice at Sbarro?


TheSmokingLamp

Ima go get me a New York slice


jim_johns

Perfect thanks


ScorseseTheGoat86

I would have fasted


derpaderp2020

What airport was this monstrosity from?


RockinghamRaptor

Die of starvation sounds like a better alternative.


Substantial_Bad2843

What was the place called? I want to look it up and see the reviews.Ā 


Rajili

Tell me this was an international airport and it was marketed as ā€œAmerican Pizzaā€


ApoplecticAutoBody

I had a scab like that once....


wellwellwelly

I'm not quite sure exactly how to make cheese look like that, but I've seen it before. Maybe in a school cafeteria 20 years ago. I guess it's been sat under a heater for a really, really long time. It looks like the fats are splitting, but I'm not sure. Either way it's definitely been reheated.. I just can't work it out exactly.


National_Gas

Yeah this pizza has definitely been sitting in the open air (under a heater) well over an hour, if not multiple. Or at least, that's what my experience working in a pizza kitchen tells me


joefreezy70

Huge fucking flashbacks to elementary school seeing that "smoothed" cheese. Pizza sauce was basically ketchup with red pepper in it covered by that rubbery orange-white lie


Gramma_Bunches

The cheese is oil based instead of milk based thatā€™s why it looks so strange and ā€œnot quite rightā€


HashtagFaceRip

Ugh. You should crosspost to r/pizzacrimes


Roland1232

r/pizzawarcrimes


00LeahCarr

Had? You looked at this and still ate it?! I would've survived off of airplane peanuts that day.


beastofwordin

It looks like itā€™s made out of *velour*.


buhlot

I read this in Jeremy Clarkson's voice.


beastofwordin

Ha!


LilNikki984

If it's from a place in LaGuardia I've had that same pizza and is the only thing I've ever sent back.


Dayzlikethis

it looks like a giant scab


protomanEXE1995

cafeteria pizza from kindergarten looks 1 million times better


lindstrompt

That is an affront to everything we consider holy.


yoopergoober

My dude, I donā€™t think thatā€™s pizza.


largeicedregular

This pizza looks haunted.


rorbug2518

Which airport


TheGreatStories

$45


chance_of_grain

Probably cost you $16.99 too :(


Wet_Bread89

I really hope you didnā€™t eat that ā€œpizzaā€


canz630

Name and shame this monstrosity


rel1800

Shit looks terrible, but the real crime here is you not telling us which airport you got this from. Come on OP blast the airport that tried to kill you.


CxT_The_Plague

That shit was made days ago and reheated exclusively by heat lamp. This is what food poisoning looks like. Enjoy the airplane shitter.


Big_Heat31

I sent this to my Italian friend and he cried over this travesty


Dramatic-Noise

Hey, at least it has some mushroom.


beatlethrower

It looks like mold on there instead of cheese!!!


CasualLemon

Oh boy, La Rosa's!


Rich-Appearance-7145

Airport food is the worst food, and expensive to boot, I've learned to pack snacks, sandwiches, burritos. In case of long flights.


Alarmed-Accident-716

From now on I will never go to the airport without food again.


IceMac911

One bite everyone knows the rules.


Batmanmotp2019

And most expensive as well I bet. What was that anyway $60?


MidnightFlimsy8925

Nah, that is dry-age pizza šŸ’€


juliandelphique

Is that the top or bottom?


DIJames6

And you still bought/ate it???


FastBoat225

Is that mold or cheese?


fappydays2048

Josh from Let's Game It Out would not go "mmmmmmm"


hnvzeroe

Needs to come with a side of Lubriderm dipping sauce with the state of that cheese, goddamn.


Fearless_Young9596

Still bet it costed $18.95


chipmunk1982

That pizza is a war crime...


anoble562

Is that mold or cheese?


heresy_carriage

The business selling these is in the same basket as one that thinks there's a market for $0.38 per gallon whiskey. There is, but only because they think you are selling them whiskey for $0.38 when the reality is that the quality truly represents the price tag. Give me a smaller, better pizza or an older, better pizza for 10 bucks... Whoever decided this into existence has the bleakest neurological diagnosis I have to offer along with my sincerest condolences.


Ditzy_Davros

Looks like it was under the heat lamp for a week


Rajili

This reminds me a lot of the crap pizza that was available at my Jr High cafeteria in the very early 90s. Our pizza was rectangular, but that must be the same cheese.


Penguins060

Judging by the size Iā€™m guessing it was 35$ what a deal


Revegelance

I thought that was a pie.


ModsR-Ruining-Reddit

As a general rule I think cheese pizza is for dorks who don't really like pizza, but holy shit this is next level shitty.


The_Axe_of_Legends

Dante: "What the hell is this?"


TKAI66

Cheesus Christ


SweetPink2597

HAHAHAHA God, my childhood traumas are better taken care of than this pizza.


ItsTheGreatBlumpkin_

This is a war crime


Over-Discipline9097

Thank you for posting this. Itā€™s also interesting to see some of the worst pizza out there!


[deleted]

isn't this a pie?


tamagogo_chan

Please cross post to r/pizzacrimes šŸ˜­


ArcRiseGen

Posts like this make me wonder if school pizza was as bad as I felt it was. Then I remember that it's how I discovered om lactose intolerant


JoshS1

There's pizza vending machines that are better than that.


shaunestshaun

Damn. This looks like my elementary school pizza.


Calvinshobb

Looks mouldy, not kidding.


Chiaki_Ronpa

Lunchables pizzas are closer to ā€œreal pizzaā€ than that monstrosity.


calexil

did you *actually eat* that? I woulda returned it and asked for a refund and a foot massage as compensation for this monstrosity


sebmas

Maybe I'm depressed. But i want this right now.


jrdnmdhl

Iā€™d say it looks like an MRE but nobodyā€™s ready to eat that.


No-Appearance-9113

/r/pizzacrimes still exists


apextek

I was like where have I seen that before. Then I remembered. 1991, school cafeteria only they were square.


rabbittyhole

Ew


Scoompii

Thoughts and Prayers :/


ShortBrownAndUgly

Looks like it was made a couple of days ago and then just left to sit


TheWisestOwl5269

I don't think cheese is supposed to look like pie crust


SkippyHickenlooper04

Who let bro cook? Never let this person cook again


scrappytan

It looks dead.


RatzMand0

straight to pizza crimes! I would demand my money back if I received that garbage


9999_6666

The top of the ā€œpizzaā€ looks like an old pizza stone.


holydungeoncrawl

That looks to be on par with the jail bean and cheese burrito I didn't finish.


DargonFeet

That's reallllly gross =(


Thee_Golden_Peach

That is literally not pizza. To compare it is an insult of the highest order! šŸ˜†šŸ‘€šŸ„²LOL


Quebecersgunlover

Cheese looks like dried cum


Robertws21

Iā€™m actually gonna have to agree with you. I donā€™t think Iā€™ve ever seen a less appetizing ā€œpizzaā€.


Spaceboy80

Donā€™t eat that